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de dialoog in het cafe in het begin van "training day" 
[ Bericht 57% gewijzigd door #ANONIEM op 12-01-2011 07:19:46 ]
[ Bericht 57% gewijzigd door #ANONIEM op 12-01-2011 07:19:46 ]
quote:Op woensdag 12 januari 2011 00:31 schreef Weissman het volgende:
niet te vergeten "the fuck you-monologue" uit the 25th hour...
SPOILEROm spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.What is my problem with man, you ask? No. I ask you, what was man's problem with me?
"There are two kinds of people. My kind of people, and assholes. It's obvious in which category you fit in to!"
2.40 minuten
2.40 minuten
Briljant 
Dear Frederick, thank you for your nice letter, but I am actually a US Marine who was born to kill, whereas clearly you seam to have mistaken me for some sort of wine sipping, communist dick suck.
And although peace probably appeals to tree hugging bi-sexuals like you and your parents, I happen to be a death-dealing, blood-crazed warrior who wakes up every day just hoping for the chance to dismember my enemies and defile their civilizations. Peace sucks a hairy asshole, Freddy. War is the mother-fucking answer.
........
im a man now except I dont look like a faggot and talk all educated
Dear Frederick, thank you for your nice letter, but I am actually a US Marine who was born to kill, whereas clearly you seam to have mistaken me for some sort of wine sipping, communist dick suck.
And although peace probably appeals to tree hugging bi-sexuals like you and your parents, I happen to be a death-dealing, blood-crazed warrior who wakes up every day just hoping for the chance to dismember my enemies and defile their civilizations. Peace sucks a hairy asshole, Freddy. War is the mother-fucking answer.
........
im a man now except I dont look like a faggot and talk all educated
Van Good Morning, Vietnam:
Adrian Cronauer: You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.
Adrian Cronauer: You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.
![[Great Movie Scenes] Scent of a Woman - Ending Speech](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/nqsf0XynGz8/2.jpg)
Ik noem een Tony van Heemschut,een Loeki Knol,een Brammetje Biesterveld en natuurlijk een Japie Stobbe !
"You went full retard, man. Never go full retard."
- Robert Downey Jr.
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man"
- Jeff Bridges, The Big Lebowski
En natuurlijk deze
- Robert Downey Jr.
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man"
- Jeff Bridges, The Big Lebowski
En natuurlijk deze
En met wat eraan voorafgaat, wordt die scene werkelijk briljant:quote:
"Now which way do we go?" - Dorothy Gale
Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.
Now... Fuck off!
Sowieso die hele film.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.
Now... Fuck off!
Sowieso die hele film.
quote:Op donderdag 13 januari 2011 04:04 schreef schijffie het volgende:
Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.
Now... Fuck off!
Sowieso die hele film.
.
Mooie scenequote:I'm somebody now, Harry. Everybody likes me. Soon, millions of people will see me and they'll all like me. I'll tell them about you, and your father, how good he was to us. Remember? It's a reason to get up in the morning. It's a reason to lose weight, to fit in the red dress. It's a reason to smile. It makes tomorrow all right. What have I got Harry, hm? Why should I even make the bed, or wash the dishes? I do them, but why should I? I'm alone. Your father's gone, you're gone. I got no one to care for. What have I got, Harry? I'm lonely. I'm old.
All you know about me is what I've sold you, dumb fuck
quote:"But I'm a superstitious man. And if some unlucky accident should befall him - If he should get shot in the head by a police officer, or if he should hang himself in his jail cell - or if he's struck by a bolt of lightning, them I'm going to blame some of the people in this room, and that I do not forgive. But, that aside, let me say that I swear, on the souls of my grandchildren, that I will not be the one to break the peace we've made here today."
GREEN AND GOLD TILL THE CLUB IS SOLD
LUHG
LUHG
Casablanca met de bekendste filmquote die nooit is gezegd :
'Play it again Sam.'
'Play it again Sam.'
Ik noem een Tony van Heemschut,een Loeki Knol,een Brammetje Biesterveld en natuurlijk een Japie Stobbe !
"I am the master of the clit, remember this fucking face? Whenever you see clit, you'll see this fucking face! I make that shit WORK. Noone rules the clit like me, not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there, I am the clit COMMANDER. When it comes down to business, here's what I do. I pinch it like this, OOH you little fuck, and then I rub my nose..."
"All you motherfuckers are gonna pay! You are the ones who are the ball-lickers! We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who's making the movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. And then all you motherfuckers are next."
"Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick your finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out."
"How old are you?"
"Sixteen."
"Ha, they'll be bringing 'em straight out of the cradle next year."
"Sixteen."
"Ha, they'll be bringing 'em straight out of the cradle next year."
With my pack on my back, down the road I will stray.
en je avatar:quote:
"I am the master of the clit, remember this fucking face? Whenever you see clit, you'll see this fucking face! I make that shit WORK. Noone rules the clit like me, not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there, I am the clit COMMANDER. When it comes down to business, here's what I do. I pinch it like this, OOH you little fuck, and then I rub my nose..."
An old man dies. A young girl lives. A fair trade
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn 
. Gone with the wind
today's emotions would be the scurf of yesterday's . Amelie
. Gone with the windtoday's emotions would be the scurf of yesterday's . Amelie
♥ "Sans toi, les émotions d'aujourd'hui ne seraient que la peau morte des émotions d'autrefois.."
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