De mooiste filmquotes ooit.....

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Op woensdag 12 januari 2011 00:31 schreef Weissman het volgende:
niet te vergeten "the fuck you-monologue" uit the 25th hour...

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"There are two kinds of people. My kind of people, and assholes. It's obvious in which category you fit in to!"

^{2.40 minuten}

Briljant

Dear Frederick, thank you for your nice letter, but I am actually a US Marine who was born to kill, whereas clearly you seam to have mistaken me for some sort of wine sipping, communist dick suck.

And although peace probably appeals to tree hugging bi-sexuals like you and your parents, I happen to be a death-dealing, blood-crazed warrior who wakes up every day just hoping for the chance to dismember my enemies and defile their civilizations. Peace sucks a hairy asshole, Freddy. War is the mother-fucking answer.

........

im a man now except I dont look like a faggot and talk all educated

Van Good Morning, Vietnam:
Adrian Cronauer: You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.

"You went full retard, man. Never go full retard."
- Robert Downey Jr.

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man"
- Jeff Bridges, The Big Lebowski

En natuurlijk deze

the big lebowski is een aaneenschakeling van epische quotes

That rug really tied the room together

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En natuurlijk deze

Big Lebowski Nobody fucks with the Jesus

En met wat eraan voorafgaat, wordt die scene werkelijk briljant:

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...

[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]

Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.

Now... Fuck off!


Sowieso die hele film.

"Get up you bum! I didn't hear no bell!"

Rocky.

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Op donderdag 13 januari 2011 04:04 schreef schijffie het volgende:
Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...

[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]

Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.

Now... Fuck off!

Snatch: Desert Eagle .50

Sowieso die hele film.

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I'm somebody now, Harry. Everybody likes me. Soon, millions of people will see me and they'll all like me. I'll tell them about you, and your father, how good he was to us. Remember? It's a reason to get up in the morning. It's a reason to lose weight, to fit in the red dress. It's a reason to smile. It makes tomorrow all right. What have I got Harry, hm? Why should I even make the bed, or wash the dishes? I do them, but why should I? I'm alone. Your father's gone, you're gone. I got no one to care for. What have I got, Harry? I'm lonely. I'm old.

Mooie scene

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"But I'm a superstitious man. And if some unlucky accident should befall him - If he should get shot in the head by a police officer, or if he should hang himself in his jail cell - or if he's struck by a bolt of lightning, them I'm going to blame some of the people in this room, and that I do not forgive. But, that aside, let me say that I swear, on the souls of my grandchildren, that I will not be the one to break the peace we've made here today."

"I am the master of the clit, remember this fucking face? Whenever you see clit, you'll see this fucking face! I make that shit WORK. Noone rules the clit like me, not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there, I am the clit COMMANDER. When it comes down to business, here's what I do. I pinch it like this, OOH you little fuck, and then I rub my nose..."

"All you motherfuckers are gonna pay! You are the ones who are the ball-lickers! We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who's making the movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. And then all you motherfuckers are next."

Zo'n grote vuurbal jonguh!

"Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick your finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out."

"How old are you?"
"Sixteen."
"Ha, they'll be bringing 'em straight out of the cradle next year."

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Op donderdag 13 januari 2011 10:22 schreef Boomvorm het volgende:
"I am the master of the clit, remember this fucking face? Whenever you see clit, you'll see this fucking face! I make that shit WORK. Noone rules the clit like me, not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there, I am the clit COMMANDER. When it comes down to business, here's what I do. I pinch it like this, OOH you little fuck, and then I rub my nose..."

en je avatar:
An old man dies. A young girl lives. A fair trade

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn . Gone with the wind

today's emotions would be the scurf of yesterday's . Amelie

You ballsucking FinchFucker - Stifler

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Op donderdag 13 januari 2011 10:16 schreef tong80 het volgende:
Casablanca met de bekendste filmquote die nooit is gezegd :

'Play it again Sam.'

Dat is dan ook wel meteen de meest verkeerd aangehaalde quote ooit.

Mine, mine mine mine...... mine mine. - Meeuw uit Finding Nemo

"There's a snake in my boot!"

ja dat stukje van Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is zo goed! de hele film is quotable.
"Any particular kind of gloves?"
"Yes, fawn!"

Glenngary Glen Ross:

"Who told you you could work with men?"

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. (kan geen fatsoenlijk filmpje vinden)

Saving Private Ryan

Private Jackson: Sir... I have an opinion on this matter.

Captain Miller: Well, by all means, share it with the squad.

Private Jackson: Well, from my way of thinking, sir, this entire mission is a serious misallocation of valuable military resources.

Captain Miller: Yeah. Go on.

Private Jackson: Well, it seems to me, sir, that God gave me a special gift, made me a fine instrument of warfare.

Captain Miller: Reiben, pay attention. Now, this is the way to gripe. Continue, Jackson.

Private Jackson: Well, what I mean by that, sir, is... if you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile of Adolf Hitler with a clear line of sight, sir... pack your bags, fellas, war's over. Amen.

Private Reiben: Oh, that's brilliant, bumpkin. Hey, so, Captain, what about you? I mean, you don't gripe at all?

Captain Miller: I don't gripe to *you*, Reiben. I'm a captain. There's a chain of command. Gripes go up, not down. Always up. You gripe to me, I gripe to my superior officer, so on, so on, and so on. I don't gripe to you. I don't gripe in front of you. You should know that as a Ranger.

Private Reiben: I'm sorry, sir, but uh... let's say you weren't a captain, or maybe I was a major. What would you say then?

Captain Miller: Well, in that case... I'd say, "This is an excellent mission, sir, with an extremely valuable objective, sir, worthy of my best efforts, sir. Moreover... I feel heartfelt sorrow for the mother of Private James Ryan and am willing to lay down my life and the lives of my men - especially you, Reiben - to ease her suffering."

Lost - seizoen 2

Jack: I need to know who he is.
Sarah: It doesn't matter who he is. It just matters who you're not.

"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"

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Cheshire Cat: Oh, by the way, if you'd really like to know, he went that way.
Alice: Who did?
Cheshire Cat: The White Rabbit.
Alice: He did?
Cheshire Cat: He did what?
Alice: Went that way.
Cheshire Cat: Who did?
Alice: The White Rabbit.
Cheshire Cat: What rabbit?
Alice: But didn't you just say - I mean - Oh, dear.
Cheshire Cat: Can you stand on your head?
Alice: Oh!

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Mad Hatter: No wonder you're late. Why, this watch is exactly two days slow.

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Jesse: Dude! You got a tattoo!
Chester: So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" But what does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "S - wee - t!" What about mine?

Chester: [angry] "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: [screaming] "Sweet!"

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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

[ Bericht 81% gewijzigd door AartBakkebaard op 13-01-2011 13:59:03 ]

^{8.50 minuten}

"Your mother ate my dog!"

"Not all of it..."

Ook mooi.

Wall street

''The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you very much.''

So here he lies at the last. The deathbed convert. The pious debauchee. Could not dance a half measure, could I? Give me wine, I drain the dregs and toss the empty bottle at the world. Show me our Lord Jesus in agony and I mount the cross and steal his nails for my own palms. There I go, shuffling from the world. My dribble fresh upon the bible. I look upon a pinhead and I see angels dancing. Well? Do you like me now? Do you like me now? Do you like me now? Do you like me... now?

Jonny Depp in the Libertine

Ook maar 'ns input leveren met quotes die ik wel wat vind hebben
(note: wat vind hebben, niet de mooiste maar wel quotes die mij bijbleven.):

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Maximus (Gladiator 2000)

I'll have what she's having
When Harry met Sally (1989)

Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.

We was always taking long walks, and we was always looking for a guy named "Charlie".
Forrest Gump (1994)

Don't mention the war.
Basil Fawlty (1975)

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Op donderdag 13 januari 2011 19:00 schreef Iemand91 het volgende:
Ook maar 'ns input leveren met quotes die ik wel wat vind hebben
(note: wat vind hebben, niet de mooiste maar wel quotes die mij bijbleven.):

I'll have what she's having
When Harry met Sally (1989)

"It's not about how hard you can hit, it's about how hard you can get hit."

Rocky Balboa.

"It's just murder. All God's creatures do it. You look in the forests and you see species killing other species, our species killing all species including the forests, and we just call it industry, not murder. "

Natural born killers

"Get busy living or get busy dying"

The Shawshank Redemption

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Op donderdag 13 januari 2011 20:39 schreef DrMarten het volgende:
"Get busy living or get busy dying"

The Shawshank Redemption

"He's just.... institutionalised."

THE GUN IS GOOD!

THE PENIS IS EVIL!

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When the Jews return to Zion, and a comet rips the sky, and the Holy Roman Empire rises, then you and i must die. From the eternal sea he rises, creating armies on either shore, turning man against his brother, till man exist no more...

The Omen. (1976)

Ik las ooit een recensie over de Nederlandse film "Gay" met Hugo Metsers in de hoofdrol.

Ik heb die film nooit gezien, maar er schijnt een vrouw in voor te komen die zegt: "Ik was zojuist mijn doos aan het scheren".