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Please accept my apologies for not speaking Dutch. I got a question to people who know Amsterdam. I need to get a self-defence weapon. Preferably something small and handy, that doesn't kill. Is pepper spray legal in Netherlands? Does anybody know some good weapon shop or similar?
Thanks
Please accept my apologies for not speaking Dutch. I got a question to people who know Amsterdam. I need to get a self-defence weapon. Preferably something small and handy, that doesn't kill. Is pepper spray legal in Netherlands? Does anybody know some good weapon shop or similar?
Thanks
Walk into one of those cosy-looking shops, y'know, the one with the red lights.
"Social order at the expense of liberty is hardly a bargain."
Only a small nuclear bomb will protect you in this city. If you plan to go by taxi. 
Wordt als iemand die voortdurend dood is. De ware volgeling van bushidõ sterft elke ochtend en avond opnieuw. En wordt niet gehinderd door angst voor de dood. Yamamoto Tsunetomo's hagakure.
Try a taserquote:Op maandag 13 juli 2009 20:14 schreef 51mon het volgende:
Hi
Please accept my apologies for not speaking Dutch. I got a question to people who know Amsterdam. I need to get a self-defence weapon. Preferably something small and handy, that doesn't kill. Is pepper spray legal in Netherlands? Does anybody know some good weapon shop or similar?
Thanks
There is no better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law.
No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets truth.
Jean Giraudoux, "Tiger at the Gates"
No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets truth.
Jean Giraudoux, "Tiger at the Gates"
Why are you going 2 amsterdam and where r u from?
You should try the "Politie" shops.
You should try the "Politie" shops.
[img=12,12]http://i.fokzine.net/templates/new/i/p/1.gif[/img] Op dinsdag 6 oktober 2009 21:14 schreef Penisbaard het volgende:
Wat is daar mis mee? Dat is pas episch de oven inrollen man
Wat is daar mis mee? Dat is pas episch de oven inrollen man
We have "Bart Smit"shops that sell non deadly weapons here, and therel egal to
Dit bericht is goedgekeurd door de NSA en de NVD en andere opsporingsdiensten.
It's illegal in Holland to defend yourself.against anything. It's also a crime to even consider protecting yourself even without weapons. So in this you already are planning to break our laws.
I reported you to our fantastic police force and it's very likely you'll be put in hold for questioning and possibly executed on one of our famous cheese markets. Since this website is closely working together with law enforcement to intercept people like you I wish you the best of luck.
I reported you to our fantastic police force and it's very likely you'll be put in hold for questioning and possibly executed on one of our famous cheese markets. Since this website is closely working together with law enforcement to intercept people like you I wish you the best of luck.
In Amsterdam we have a strange and dark place called the "Bijlmer". I've heard from a secret source that they sell self-defense weapons there, openly on the streets! You should consider going there and try talking to one of the locals, perhaps they have connections. The people selling these weapons are probably hostile, so you should consider taking a self-defense weapon with you.
Find the black Nigerian people in Amsterdam, they know how to cheat.quote:Op maandag 13 juli 2009 20:14 schreef 51mon het volgende:
Hi
Please accept my apologies for not speaking Dutch. I got a question to people who know Amsterdam. I need to get a self-defence weapon. Preferably something small and handy, that doesn't kill. Is pepper spray legal in Netherlands? Does anybody know some good weapon shop or similar?
Thanks
Op zaterdag 28 april 2012 00:09 schreef Klinkerbotsing het volgende:
Lieve jongeman ben jij. :@
Op woensdag 8 juli 2020 18:58 schreef PoezeligDing het volgende:
:* My one and only, master, king , whatever. THE ZER! O+
Lieve jongeman ben jij. :@
Op woensdag 8 juli 2020 18:58 schreef PoezeligDing het volgende:
:* My one and only, master, king , whatever. THE ZER! O+
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Haha, Holland is apparently full of comedians. I'm not intending to commit any crimes but I have to see some people. Everything will probably go just fine, but if worse come worst, I need to defend myself. "Bart Smit" seamed to sell just games and politie means police. Does anybody have any real suggestions. Thank you very much.
Buy thisquote:Op maandag 13 juli 2009 21:13 schreef 51mon het volgende:
Haha, Holland is apparently full of comedians. I'm not intending to commit any crimes but I have to see some people. Everything will probably go just fine, but if worse come worst, I need to defend myself. "Bart Smit" seamed to sell just games and politie means police. Does anybody have any real suggestions. Thank you very much.
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at the "Christine Le Duc" store. Almost everyone has one these days. Just ask someone in the streets for the nearest location.
Buy a knife block set at a local kitchen shop.quote:Op maandag 13 juli 2009 21:13 schreef 51mon het volgende:
Haha, Holland is apparently full of comedians. I'm not intending to commit any crimes but I have to see some people. Everything will probably go just fine, but if worse come worst, I need to defend myself. "Bart Smit" seamed to sell just games and politie means police. Does anybody have any real suggestions. Thank you very much.
Even though my post seems like a joke (and it is to me) it is unfortunately the real truth (somewhat exaggerated)quote:Op maandag 13 juli 2009 21:13 schreef 51mon het volgende:
Haha, Holland is apparently full of comedians. I'm not intending to commit any crimes but I have to see some people. Everything will probably go just fine, but if worse come worst, I need to defend myself. "Bart Smit" seamed to sell just games and politie means police. Does anybody have any real suggestions. Thank you very much.
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Haha, Holland is apparently full of comedians. I'm not intending to commit any crimes but I have to see some people. Everything will probably go just fine, but if worse come worst, I need to defend myself. "Bart Smit" seamed to sell just games and politie means police. Does anybody have any real suggestions. Thank you very much.
quote:Op maandag 13 juli 2009 21:09 schreef Zeroku het volgende:
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Find the black Nigerian people in Amsterdam, they know how to cheat.
Op zaterdag 28 april 2012 00:09 schreef Klinkerbotsing het volgende:
Lieve jongeman ben jij. :@
Op woensdag 8 juli 2020 18:58 schreef PoezeligDing het volgende:
:* My one and only, master, king , whatever. THE ZER! O+
Lieve jongeman ben jij. :@
Op woensdag 8 juli 2020 18:58 schreef PoezeligDing het volgende:
:* My one and only, master, king , whatever. THE ZER! O+
If you know how to use it, it isn't lethal.
Won't be difficult to find this in Amsterdam.
Van het concert des levens krijgt niemand een program.
Also take in account we have undercover militia that roam the street at night scouting for foreigners.
This is one of their front men.
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Oh boy! Almost forgot that one! Make sure you don't run into this guy.quote:Op maandag 13 juli 2009 21:42 schreef Buschetta het volgende:
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Also take in account we have undercover militia that roam the street at night scouting for foreigners.
This is one of their front men.
[img]http://www.middle-east-online.com/pictures/big/_21410_Geert_Wilders.jpg[img]
Van het concert des levens krijgt niemand een program.
quote:Op maandag 13 juli 2009 21:17 schreef J0kkebr0k het volgende:
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at the "Christine Le Duc" store. Almost everyone has one these days. Just ask someone in the streets for the nearest location.
Why do you need a weapon?
Weapons are for girls and for pussies that are to scared to fight fair.
kei lief.
TS should tell us why he/her has to defend him/herself. Maybe we could send the KLB knok-ploeg.quote:Op maandag 13 juli 2009 21:47 schreef Lolque het volgende:
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Why do you need a weapon?
Weapons are for girls and for pussies that are to scared to fight fair.
Van het concert des levens krijgt niemand een program.
quote:Op maandag 13 juli 2009 21:17 schreef J0kkebr0k het volgende:
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at the "Christine Le Duc" store. Almost everyone has one these days. Just ask someone in the streets for the nearest location.
Buy this!
If it has the same effect as in GTA,
U can't get anything better...
I'm not going to commit any crimes. I don't want to use knifes. I need to sort out some things and I might get into a situation were I have to defend myself against many. Sorry, I can't get into more details.
Are you from Albanië?quote:Op maandag 13 juli 2009 22:18 schreef 51mon het volgende:
I'm not going to commit any crimes. I don't want to use knifes. I need to sort out some things and I might get into a situation were I have to defend myself against many. Sorry, I can't get into more details.
Van het concert des levens krijgt niemand een program.
Ik vind dat er best wel een Nederlandse post gedaan mag worden in dit topic. Je gaat maar naar babelfish of zo voor de vertaling. Je huurt maar een grote boze neger en je hebt een zelf verdedigingswapen.
It's always amazing to see how any Dutch grammatical errors in posts get pointed out within the minute, followed by a whole lot of ridiculing, yet this particular topic, filled to the brim with errors left and right, gets completely ignored.
It's both hilarious and ironic. It seems we're not very bilingual after all.
It's both hilarious and ironic. It seems we're not very bilingual after all.
Ron Paul 2012
quote:Op maandag 13 juli 2009 23:01 schreef Supersoep het volgende:
It's always amazing to see how any Dutch grammatical errors in posts get pointed out within the minute, followed by a whole lot of ridiculing, yet this particular topic, filled to the brim with errors left and right, gets completely ignored.
It's both hilarious and ironic. It seems we're not very bilingual after all.
Wat, jij neemt na de OP dit topic serieus? Jouw engels loopt trouwens ook niet echt lekker, een beetje geforceerd.quote:
It's always amazing to see how any Dutch grammatical errors in posts get pointed out within the minute, followed by a whole lot of ridiculing, yet this particular topic, filled to the brim with errors left and right, gets completely ignored.
It's both hilarious and ironic. It seems we're not very bilingual after all.
"Social order at the expense of liberty is hardly a bargain."
pepperspray is not legal, nor are any obvious self-defence-weapons. Just take a pocket-knife and an umbrella. (i.e. Baseball bats and crossbows are only allowd if you travel from home to a game/training v.v.)
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I've been to Amsterdam on Queensday, unarmed , while wearing a Feyenoord-bracelet and I'm still alive. So I'd say: no need for weapons.
Shit, you'd have more lsurviving % taking a shit on a godfathers table! How did you manage that?quote:Op maandag 13 juli 2009 23:35 schreef Irritatie100 het volgende:
I've been to Amsterdam on Queensday, unarmed , while wearing a Feyenoord-bracelet and I'm still alive. So I'd say: no need for weapons.
They sell these in Africa for less then a chicken
Import with TNT, they are cheaper.
Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.
Owjeah
Handy against irritating 65+
Hitpoints 3-5
Probability for a heart attack instant kill 8.5%
Handy against irritating 65+
Hitpoints 3-5
Probability for a heart attack instant kill 8.5%
Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.
Oh, ik zie al de niet-serieuze reacties wel, maar dat neemt niet weg dat het nog steeds vol staat met fouten. Normaliter boeit me dat geen fluit, maar op FOK! is dat wel grappig met al die taalpuristen hier.quote:Op maandag 13 juli 2009 23:28 schreef Quir het volgende:
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Wat, jij neemt na de OP dit topic serieus? Jouw engels loopt trouwens ook niet echt lekker, een beetje geforceerd.
Ron Paul 2012
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