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  dinsdag 3 maart 2009 @ 22:56:36 #1
192856 -SG-
PSV Eindhoven!
pi_66672636
Je kan ze bijvoorbeeld op bash.org vinden..

Bijvoorbeeld

<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
<@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
<@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
<@Chin^> there is no justice in the world...


<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<


<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> fuck me


<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"

<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language

Maar we kunnen toch ook de top 100 op Bash.org kijken? Ja dat kan. Maar er zijn nog vele leukere. Dus als je er een paar tegen komt post het hier..
Ja of we lezen gewoon bash.org? Ja maar sommige zijn lui en hebben geen zin om een aantal leuke te zoeken tussen de duizenden post op bash.org.

Gewoon hier neer plempen en niet zeiken.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
pi_66672732
quote:
Op dinsdag 3 maart 2009 22:56 schreef -SG- het volgende:
<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> fuck me


Hardop lachen enzo.
  dinsdag 3 maart 2009 @ 22:59:40 #3
192856 -SG-
PSV Eindhoven!
pi_66672789
<Hostile> Would you eat mung if it tasted like chicken?
<Hostile> Would you eat chicken if it tasted like mung.
<Scofco> ...
<Scofco> what's mung?
<Hostile> It's the stuff inside of a pregnant chick i think.
<Scofco> there's lots of stuff inside pregnant chicks
<Hostile> Yeah, that's mung.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
pi_66672802
Net in een ander topic gezet, volgens mij die ook van deze site af!

Post hier epic fails
  dinsdag 3 maart 2009 @ 23:00:18 #5
53753 BereNDD
drampo uit je raam
pi_66672834
quote:
Op dinsdag 3 maart 2009 22:56 schreef -SG- het volgende:
Je kan ze bijvoorbeeld op bash.org vinden..

Bijvoorbeeld


<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> fuck me
hahahaha
You're crazy in the coconut..
That boy needs therapy..
  dinsdag 3 maart 2009 @ 23:00:22 #6
137776 boem-dikkie
Jedi Mind Baby!
pi_66672839
quote:
Op dinsdag 3 maart 2009 22:58 schreef RacerDKB het volgende:

[..]



Hardop lachen enzo.
!
Ik weet niks van Hindoes. Wel van Samoerai en andere dingen.
  dinsdag 3 maart 2009 @ 23:00:43 #7
192856 -SG-
PSV Eindhoven!
pi_66672856
<Chaz> What kind of backwards society do you live in?
<Renzian> It's called Canada.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
  dinsdag 3 maart 2009 @ 23:01:25 #8
104871 remlof
Europees federalist
pi_66672893
(22:41:46)<remlof>niks voor jou jump, ONZ?
(22:41:51)<jump>neih
(22:42:00)<remlof>je bent al belg
(22:42:04)<jump>:o
(22:42:06)- jump set mode: -o remlof
(22:42:07)<jump>:')
(22:42:09)<remlof>:o
pi_66672898
www.bash.org topic
gr gr
  Donald Duck held dinsdag 3 maart 2009 @ 23:02:22 #10
46149 __Saviour__
Superstapelsmoor op Kristel
pi_66672938
One day I will find that peer and reset his connection
❤ Rozen zijn rood ❤
❤ Viooltjes zijn blauw ❤
❤ Kristel, ik hou van jou! ❤
  dinsdag 3 maart 2009 @ 23:02:50 #11
137776 boem-dikkie
Jedi Mind Baby!
pi_66672960
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances -<
* nmp3bot dances |-<
* nmp3bot dances /-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

!
Ik weet niks van Hindoes. Wel van Samoerai en andere dingen.
pi_66672965
Er zijn twee briljante. Die van Albino Blacksheep:
quote:
quote:
* ABS_Guest10 has joined #albinoblacksheep
<ABS_Guest10> Hi.
<matttheguy> hi
<matttheguy> change ur name
<matttheguy> hit alt f4 to do it
* ABS_Guest10 has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
<matttheguy> hahahaha
<matttheguy> it worked
* ABS_Guest10 has joined #albinoblacksheep
<ABS_Guest10> Hi.
* ABS_Guest10 has quit IRC (Quit: ABS_Guest10)
<matttheguy> hi
<matttheguy> oh man oh man
<matttheguy> hahahaha
* ABS_Guest10 has joined #albinoblacksheep
<ABS_Guest10> Hi.
<ABS_Guest10> n
<Jim> hi guest
ABS_Guest10 is now known as tyland13
<tyland13> hi jim
<matttheguy> hey ty
<matttheguy> hit alt f4 to get a msg box up and type my name (matttheguy)
<tyland13> hey heguy
* tyland13 has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
<matttheguy> its matt the guy, by the way
<matttheguy> hahahahahahahahaha
* tyland13 has joined #albinoblacksheep
<tyland13> Hi.
<matttheguy> hi
<Jim> ...
<matttheguy> try it again
<tyland13> very funny
<matttheguy> it didnt work that time
* tyland13 has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
<matttheguy> llllllmmmmmmmmffffffaaaaaaaooooooooo
<Jim> ...
<matttheguy> ok, thats it for today
<Jim> wow
<Jim> n00bs
* ABS_Guest10 has joined #albinoblacksheep
<ABS_Guest10> Hi.
<matttheguy> no more terrorization
<matttheguy> hi
<Jim> the same guy twice
<Jim> wb ty
<ABS_Guest10> still wasnt funny\
<matttheguy> try it one last time
<Jim> you have no ide
* ABS_Guest101 has joined #albinoblacksheep
<matttheguy> i didnt have it turned on
<ABS_Guest101> Hi.
* ABS_Guest10 is now known as tyland13
<matttheguy> ty
<Jim> hi guest
<matttheguy> try again, i didnt have it turned on
<tyland13> what
<matttheguy> itll work now
* tyland13 has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
<matttheguy> OMFG
<matttheguy> HAHAHAHAHA
<Jim> 3 times now
<Jim> this guy is just plain stupid
<matttheguy> can i get4?
* tyland13 has joined #albinoblacksheep
<tyland13> Hi.
<rockergirl> whats up?
<matttheguy> hi
<matttheguy> try again
<tyland13> ok im not doin it anymore
<Jim> wb ty
<Jim> not much
<matttheguy> ty, do it again, I ASSURE U IT WILL WORK THIS TIME
<Jim> STK was on eariler
<matttheguy> im a mod, it will work
<tyland13> r u sure its alt f4
<matttheguy> sorry about the other times
<Jim> yes he's sure
<tyland13> r u ready\
<matttheguy> do it again, im sure itll work
<matttheguy> go
* tyland13 has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
<matttheguy> hahahahaha
<matttheguy> 4
<matttheguy> 4
<matttheguy> ok
* tyland13 has joined #albinoblacksheep
<tyland13> Hi.
<Jim> your killing the poor guy
<matttheguy> sorry
<tyland13> u suck
<matttheguy> im not gonna do it again
<tyland13> yea
<tyland13> give me a break i ave a broken arm
<tyland13> r u caplin
<Jim> here i'll turn it on for you ty
<Jim> if matt will will stop being an ass for 5 seconds
<matttheguy> sorry
<rockergirl> WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?
<matttheguy> i hit the wrong button
<matttheguy> rockergirl, calm down, ull see
<tyland13> idiot
<matttheguy> SORRY TY
<matttheguy> trust jim
<tyland13> ready
<matttheguy> hell tell u when to hit it
<Jim> famous last words
<tyland13> hit
* tyland13 has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
<matttheguy> omfg
<matttheguy> 5?
* tyland13 has joined #albinoblacksheep
<tyland13> Hi.
<matttheguy> hi
<Jim> wb ty, wait for me to say go next time
<matttheguy> ya, he didnt say go
<tyland13> i know this is just a joke
<Jim> christ
* NeoTremer has joined #albinoblacksheep
<matttheguy> hell tell u when to hit it
<matttheguy> <Jim> famous last words
<matttheguy> <tyland13> hit
<matttheguy> * tyland13 has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
<matttheguy> he didnt say go
* tyland13 has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
* tyland13 has joined #albinoblacksheep
<tyland13> Hi.
<tyland13> its not working
<rockergirl> april fools sucked
<Jim> hmm
<Jim> maybe there is something wrong with yoru connection
<Jim> hold on
<tyland13> look that was two days ago
<matttheguy> ya, dont hit it again
<matttheguy> until jim says
<tyland13> it just deletes the window
<matttheguy> jim, ill try to tweak it
<Jim> are you on a mac or pc or unix?
<tyland13> pc
<matttheguy> jim, ive got it under control, ill tweak it
<matttheguy> brb
<Jim> go to control panals then network connections
<tyland13> r u sure it isnt any other buttons?
<matttheguy> yes
<matttheguy> im gettin it right
<matttheguy> brb
<tyland13> so its alt and f4
<Jim> yeah
<tyland13> do i hit now
<Jim> try again and see if that fixed it
* tyland13 has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
<matttheguy> 7
* tyland13 has joined #albinoblacksheep
<tyland13> Hi.
<Jim> i guess that wasn't it
<matttheguy> dammit
<rockergirl> hello
<Jim> hmmmm
<tyland13> nope just closed the window
<matttheguy> jim, gimme a little time
<Jim> let me try something else
<matttheguy> ill get it good
<Jim> { do { for(int i=0; i
<Jim> oops
<Jim> wrong button
<matttheguy> hey ty
<matttheguy> try it now
<tyland13> what
<matttheguy> hit alt f4
<Jim> hi ninja/bruinen
<Jim> whoever is there
* tyland13 has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
<matttheguy> its gonna work now
<matttheguy> hahhaah
<matttheguy> 8
<matttheguy> 8
<NinjaDelivery> Ninja shes in the shower
* tyland13 has joined #albinoblacksheep
<tyland13> Hi.
<tyland13> nope
<matttheguy> damn
<Jim> damnit
<matttheguy> didnt work
<Jim> what is wrong with your computer?
<tyland13> y
<tyland13> what it do?
<matttheguy> nothing
<matttheguy> its not working
<matttheguy> idk why
<Jim> it didnt' work clearly
<matttheguy> OH!
<matttheguy> man, i think i have it
<matttheguy> it was missing a file, thisll make it come up
<Jim> did you clear the buffer?
<tyland13> y dont yall push the buttons
<Jim> you have to clear the buffer
<matttheguy> ok
<matttheguy> jim
<tyland13> quite
<Jim> thats so important
<matttheguy> i just cleard it
<tyland13> ok
<matttheguy> try it again
<tyland13> now
<matttheguy> ya
* tyland13 has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
<matttheguy> hahaha
<matttheguy> 9
<Jim> this is just stupid
<matttheguy> cmon ppl, 10
<matttheguy> one more
<matttheguy> one more
* tyland13 has joined #albinoblacksheep
<tyland13> Hi.
<Jim> ho can anyone be this dumb?
<Jim> nope
<tyland13> i dont know
<Jim> hmmm
<matttheguy> ok, one last try, this is it, i think i got it
<tyland13> quite!
<matttheguy> try again ty
<Jim> i think it could be a problem on ty's end
* tyland13 has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
<matttheguy> 10
<matttheguy> 10
<matttheguy> thats it
<Jim> we have to tell him now
<matttheguy> ya
  dinsdag 3 maart 2009 @ 23:03:02 #13
216584 Trevland
Bad Spellers ofthe World Untie
pi_66672971
*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
* Anubis has joined #doghouse
<Anubis> what fraud?
<Kadmium> You haven't heard about it?
<Anubis> no?
<Kadmium> You can read the full story at http: Link is niet handig
<Anubis> omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'
  dinsdag 3 maart 2009 @ 23:03:48 #14
104871 remlof
Europees federalist
pi_66673015
quote:
Op dinsdag 3 maart 2009 23:01 schreef Quyxz_ het volgende:
www.bash.org topic
Eigen quotes zijn leuker dan copypasta, als de andere partij het maar ok vindt en er geen prive-gegevens instaan.
pi_66673028
En Jack Schitt:
quote:
<Nori123> You don't know jack shit
<VioletSky> That's not true, I know him well
<Nori123> Haha
<VioletSky> I'm serious
<VioletSky> Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children
<VioletSky> Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
<VioletSky> However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
<VioletSky> She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.
<VioletSky> Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
<VioletSky> The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.
<VioletSky> Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
<VioletSky> So there.
<FiPo> LOL
<Nori123> I have actually chortled coke through my nose
Samenvatting te zien op http://jack.zunino.net/knowjack.htm.
  dinsdag 3 maart 2009 @ 23:05:13 #16
222754 Dagoduck
Karel (2003-2022)
pi_66673091
<Hitchhiker> Gotta catch 'em all!
<ManInBlack> STDs!
<marik7772003> gonorrhea, i choose you
<ManInBlack> GO GET 'EM, HIV!
<Hitchhiker> Herpes, fire attack!
<ManInBlack> HIV IS EVOLVING
<ManInBlack> CONGRATULATIONS! YOUR HIV HAS BECOME AIDS!
|| FOK!Stok || tatatatatataatatatattaaaaapiediedieuwtididipieuwpidibididi She said I'll throw myself away pididididum They're just photos after all! || Den Helder || Winnaar VBL Wijndal-award 2020: beste AZ-user! || Mijn concertstatistieken ||
  dinsdag 3 maart 2009 @ 23:05:54 #17
137776 boem-dikkie
Jedi Mind Baby!
pi_66673113
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right
Ik weet niks van Hindoes. Wel van Samoerai en andere dingen.
  dinsdag 3 maart 2009 @ 23:06:10 #18
192856 -SG-
PSV Eindhoven!
pi_66673124
quote:
Op dinsdag 3 maart 2009 23:03 schreef remlof het volgende:

[..]

Eigen quotes zijn leuker dan copypasta, als de andere partij het maar ok vindt en er geen prive-gegevens instaan.
Eigen quotes mogen natuurlijk ook .
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
pi_66673238
quote:
<atty>my face hurts
<Chester>why is that
<atty>well, my grandmother is like a radical feminist
<atty>and she came downstairs while i was eating my ribs and took one
<atty>and i go, DAMN WOMEN... ALWAYS STEALING A RIB FROM US MEN
<atty>so she slapped me
<Chester>dumbass
  dinsdag 3 maart 2009 @ 23:09:33 #20
192856 -SG-
PSV Eindhoven!
pi_66673268
<dmonk> ok, what bible character would you fuck?
<bobert> jesus christ man
<dmonk> ew seriously? id want eve

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
pi_66673284
Deze topics zijn wel altijd leuk.
"Social order at the expense of liberty is hardly a bargain."
pi_66673318
quote:
<Turkeyslam> oh man I saw pure gold at lunch, I was sitting near this group of black guys at a table and they all had tucked in shirts and shit, looked educated, I think they were studying calculus or some shit
<Turkeyslam> and across from there, there was another table with a bunch of white guys, all ghetto looking, three of them wore fucking grills, sagging pants, and one was playing some 50 cent ringtone or some shit
<Turkeyslam> going "yeah boiiii"
<Turkeyslam> and one of the black guys in the table next to me muttered "fucking niggers"
<Turkeyslam> I choked on my fucking jolt cola
quote:
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  dinsdag 3 maart 2009 @ 23:12:03 #23
192856 -SG-
PSV Eindhoven!
pi_66673384
<niceboy19> i'm german
<Evilbert-> don't worry i won't mention the war
<niceboy19> what do you mean with that
<niceboy19> you just mentioned it
<Evilbert-> you started it
<niceboy19> i didn't
<Evilbert-> Yes you did! You invaded Poland!
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
pi_66673434
quote:
Op dinsdag 3 maart 2009 23:04 schreef Sena het volgende:
En Jack Schitt:
[..]

Samenvatting te zien op http://jack.zunino.net/knowjack.htm.
Jack is geweldig.
pi_66673538
Ow, en BloodNinja, natuurlijk: http://www.bloodninja.org/list.php?verified=true
pi_66673600
quote:
Op dinsdag 3 maart 2009 23:12 schreef -SG- het volgende:
<niceboy19> i'm german
<Evilbert-> don't worry i won't mention the war
<niceboy19> what do you mean with that
<niceboy19> you just mentioned it
<Evilbert-> you started it
<niceboy19> i didn't
<Evilbert-> Yes you did! You invaded Poland!
  dinsdag 3 maart 2009 @ 23:18:46 #27
222754 Dagoduck
Karel (2003-2022)
pi_66673634
quote:
Op dinsdag 3 maart 2009 23:05 schreef boem-dikkie het volgende:
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right
|| FOK!Stok || tatatatatataatatatattaaaaapiediedieuwtididipieuwpidibididi She said I'll throw myself away pididididum They're just photos after all! || Den Helder || Winnaar VBL Wijndal-award 2020: beste AZ-user! || Mijn concertstatistieken ||
pi_66673696
I told u i was hardcore

Het is geel en staat in mijn ondertitel!
3DS friend code: 2191-7623-9035
  dinsdag 3 maart 2009 @ 23:24:42 #29
169377 Syb-rund.
Music connects us all
pi_66673879
quote:
Op dinsdag 3 maart 2009 23:12 schreef -SG- het volgende:
<niceboy19> i'm german
<Evilbert-> don't worry i won't mention the war
<niceboy19> what do you mean with that
<niceboy19> you just mentioned it
<Evilbert-> you started it
<niceboy19> i didn't
<Evilbert-> Yes you did! You invaded Poland!
dat is gejat van die gast van monthy pyton
fire, fire, your thieving spark stopped this fire.
pi_66674004
quote:
Op dinsdag 3 maart 2009 23:24 schreef Syb-rund. het volgende:

[..]

dat is gejat van die gast van monthy pyton
Isdatzo, waar ben je?
"Social order at the expense of liberty is hardly a bargain."
  dinsdag 3 maart 2009 @ 23:29:43 #31
104871 remlof
Europees federalist
pi_66674083
quote:
Op dinsdag 3 maart 2009 23:12 schreef -SG- het volgende:
<niceboy19> i'm german
<Evilbert-> don't worry i won't mention the war
<niceboy19> what do you mean with that
<niceboy19> you just mentioned it
<Evilbert-> you started it
<niceboy19> i didn't
<Evilbert-> Yes you did! You invaded Poland!
Hoe montypythonesk
pi_66674298
<skatinxx> So, I was in Foods today and we were making pasta and my teacher came over to me and says "Your pot is hanging out". My hand immedietly went to my sweatshirt pocket to make sure my baggy was still there and then she pointed to the pot with the pasta in it. I realized then that the handle was facing out over the edge of the stove. She gave me the weirdest look....
  dinsdag 3 maart 2009 @ 23:35:33 #33
53753 BereNDD
drampo uit je raam
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<JayQue> britneys sister is pregnant
<madbox> orly?
<Quazgaa> vaginally, would be my guess
You're crazy in the coconut..
That boy needs therapy..
  dinsdag 3 maart 2009 @ 23:37:47 #34
222754 Dagoduck
Karel (2003-2022)
pi_66674416
quote:
Op dinsdag 3 maart 2009 23:35 schreef BereNDD het volgende:
<JayQue> britneys sister is pregnant
<madbox> orly?
<Quazgaa> vaginally, would be my guess
|| FOK!Stok || tatatatatataatatatattaaaaapiediedieuwtididipieuwpidibididi She said I'll throw myself away pididididum They're just photos after all! || Den Helder || Winnaar VBL Wijndal-award 2020: beste AZ-user! || Mijn concertstatistieken ||
  dinsdag 3 maart 2009 @ 23:39:01 #35
53753 BereNDD
drampo uit je raam
pi_66674458
< kate> wat r u doin ryt now
< Patrick`> Trying not to hunt you down and beat you into a pulp with a dictionary.
You're crazy in the coconut..
That boy needs therapy..
  dinsdag 3 maart 2009 @ 23:39:18 #36
137776 boem-dikkie
Jedi Mind Baby!
pi_66674470
Romantisch.

WallJam7: roses are red
WallJam7: violets are blue
WallJam7: all of my base
WallJam7: are belong to you
Ik weet niks van Hindoes. Wel van Samoerai en andere dingen.
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quote:
Op dinsdag 3 maart 2009 23:35 schreef BereNDD het volgende:
<JayQue> britneys sister is pregnant
<madbox> orly?
<Quazgaa> vaginally, would be my guess

  woensdag 4 maart 2009 @ 00:24:42 #38
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<Hylke> hmm, the movie Titanic isn't really realistic
<Palantyre> No shit?
<Hylke> they walk through cold water all the time, and the girl gets no stiff nipples

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<_orion> I love escelators, they can never break, only temporarially turn into stairs

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<Triumph> No wonder we can't win in Afghanistan.
<Triumph> We drop a dozen bombs and when no one is left standing, drop a bag of food.
<Triumph> Instead, we should drop the bag of food first and when everyone gathers around it, drop a single bomb.
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  woensdag 4 maart 2009 @ 03:00:50 #39
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quote:
<FireWire> AnonPi > kan ik even van jouw vrouwelijke mening gebruik maken?
<AnonPi> ok
<AnonPi> grootte maakt wel uit
quote:
<Solle> http://supergirl.741.com/fanfics/lindabop1.html
<Solle> wut
<Solle> Then Linda faced Lara again.
<Solle> Linda leaned forward and kissed Lara's right breast.
<Solle> Lara sighed.
<Solle> Linda continued kissing, making sure that she kissed every
square-inch of Lara's breast. Linda kissed Lara's nipple.
<Solle> Lara moaned in pleasure.
<Solle> Linda pulled away from Lara's breast. "Did that feel good?"
<Solle> "Mmm-hmm." Lara replied. "Kiss the other one now."
<Solle> Linda leaned forward and kissed Lara's left breast.
* Haldol [Haldol@cures.schizophrenia.org] has kicked Solle [flood]
* Solle [kips@of.the.mud] has joined #dutch
<Anonymouth> * Haldol has kicked Solle (flood)
<Anonymouth> word je daar echt ZO nat van?
quote:
[10:46] <J> ik realiseer me net iets
[10:46] <J> hoe neuken negers?
[10:46] <J> want, ik denk dat geen van beide het werk wil doen
quote:
21:52 <Arcthos> heh, wouden ook al coffeeshops verbieden 250meter rond een school
21:52 <Arcthos> moeten we verdomme verder lopen en les missen om wiet te halen
Even een injectie Nederfaal
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Naakte fotos van mijn zusje
  woensdag 4 maart 2009 @ 03:02:27 #40
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TVP, ik zie hier een hoop briljante bij staan!
AFC Ajax | SS Lazio | SK Slavia | Bobby Haarms †
"Het gaat nu even slecht, maar je moet Ajax altijd blijven steunen hè," zei hij. Hij herhaalde zijn boodschap nog eens: "Altijd blijven steunen, die club. Daar ben je Ajacied voor."
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geen irc maar toch

Here is what happend in the procyon channel just before we pred:
PROCYONGOD: I was chatting with my jewish friend
PROCYONGOD: and we happen to talk about foreskin
CLONER: amazing
PROCYONGOD: and my lil bro walks in
PROCYONGOD: and hes like
PROCYONGOD: "whats foreskin"?
PROCYONGOD: Im like
PROCYONGOD: "Its the skin on the forehead"
PROCYONGOD: I flicked him on the forehead so he would leave
PROCYONGOD: and now hes running around the house yelling
PROCYONGOD: "MAMA JEROEN FLICKED MY FORESKIN"
CLONER: ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL
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quote:
Op woensdag 4 maart 2009 03:06 schreef RoBro het volgende:
geen irc maar toch

Dan is het ruk al bij voorbaat natuurlijk.
  Moderator woensdag 4 maart 2009 @ 07:21:04 #45
145080 crew  SwJ
Het boegbeeld van FOK!
pi_66678511
Dus dit is gewoon ctrl-c ctrl-v topic?
F.K.A. SuperwormJim
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#405221 +(12739)- [X]

<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker

<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops


<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it
<peng> ...
<peng> what?
<VolteFace`> oh shit
<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you DROP shit


<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"

<LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
<LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
<LordChewy> "i know dad"
<LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C:Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"
<LordChewy> and he just shut up
<kingKahn> what is it?
<LordChewy> its his porn folder




[ Bericht 43% gewijzigd door denthemen op 04-03-2009 07:44:06 ]
Sjakie Wolfs 1931-2008
Bobby Haarms 1934-2009
Michael Jackson 1958-2009
  Moderator woensdag 4 maart 2009 @ 07:45:09 #47
9859 crew  Karina
Woman
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quote:
Op dinsdag 3 maart 2009 23:29 schreef remlof het volgende:

[..]

Hoe montypythonesk
Niet Monty Python, Fawlty Towers.
Op donderdag 15 mei 2014 22:18 schreef sp3c het volgende:
niet zo tof doen
  woensdag 4 maart 2009 @ 08:13:10 #48
179024 Huppelmuts
Ja...nou...NEE dus!
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quote:
<Weird_Al> Dip?
<Weird_Al> dip dip dip dip dip?
<Weird_Al> DipSausJeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
* Weird_Al steals DipSausJe's cookies
<Weird_Al> Dipperdepip?
<DipSausJe> FUCK
<Weird_Al> tiet?
<DipSausJe> JA
<Weird_Al> \o/
quote:
<DipSausJe> ik verkies spaghettie zelfs boven sex dus
<WeirdPizza> ook bove mij?
<DipSausJe> mjah helaas
* WeirdPizza rent huilend en gillend weg
* WeirdPizza rent tege muur
* DipSausJe rent achter WeirdPizza aan stopt sok in zn mond en doet jumphug
* WeirdPizza flikekrt bewusteloos neer
<WeirdPizza> flikkert*
<DipSausJe> mooi zo ben je iig stil
* WeirdPizza schreeuwt tijdens het buiten bewustzijn
* DipSausJe duwt nog een zok die giechel in
* WeirdPizza zet taperecorder aan waar geschreeuw op staat
<DipSausJe> WeirdPizza hou je bek toch eens
<DipSausJe> >:P
* WeirdPizza dood x_x
* WeirdPizza kruipt met spaghetti pizza op bank
* WeirdPizza eet alleen op
* DipSausJe doet lief kijken naar weird
<WeirdPizza> nee
<WeirdPizza> jij dee sok in me mond doen
* DipSausJe valt op knietjes voor weird
<WeirdPizza> >:(
<DipSausJe> jij dee gillen als mislukte keukenmeid :S
weirdpizza/weird_al >>> weirdow op fok
dipsausje >>> is me

[ Bericht 31% gewijzigd door Huppelmuts op 04-03-2009 09:17:43 ]
If God was a woman, wouldn't sperm taste like chocolat?
[b]AirwiN schreef [/b]
De posts van Huppelmuts onderscheiden zich toch al door hun grammaticale correctheid en scherpe spitsvondigheden? Daar heb je geen UI voor nodig om ze te herkennen.
  woensdag 4 maart 2009 @ 11:54:28 #49
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Even kijken of er in mijn quit.txt nog leuke quotes staan...

Namen zijn gefinge(e)rd.

<Drop> ondanks haar vele baardgroei is Henk wel een lekkere meid

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<Bouke> stelletje... rare mensen :-P
<Klingon> we zijn niet raar
<Klingon> we zijn ronald

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* Harry licks his typo's
<Harry> hm
<Harry> kicks*

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<Ronald> ze insinueert over een gebrekkig vocabulair te beschikken, daarmee zich niet realiserend dat haar imago dientengevolge ernstige obstructie ondervindt

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<@moddereter> JAAHHHHH
<EMO> HI?
<@moddereter> no caps!
<@moddereter> JIEEEEEEEEEEEEHAH!
<@moddereter> woeps

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<sinterklaas> dit netwerk is een
<sinterklaas> een
<sinterklaas> hm
<sinterklaas> ik weet het wel
<sinterklaas> geen levensstijl maar een
<Drugger> hangplek voor kansloze jongeren

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<sinterklaas> "when chatting with leoness the memory gets filled with erotic thoughts, resulting in lesser capacity for short term memory storage"
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  woensdag 4 maart 2009 @ 12:17:26 #50
53753 BereNDD
drampo uit je raam
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quote:
Op woensdag 4 maart 2009 07:21 schreef SuperwormJim het volgende:
Dus dit is gewoon ctrl-c ctrl-v topic?
niet helemaal,
eerst een goeie uit een dikke waslijst zoeken..
You're crazy in the coconut..
That boy needs therapy..
  woensdag 4 maart 2009 @ 12:40:42 #51
222754 Dagoduck
Karel (2003-2022)
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<Dagoduck> Dus.
<-SG-> wat dus?
<Dagoduck> Dat dus.
<-SG->
<Dagoduck>
|| FOK!Stok || tatatatatataatatatattaaaaapiediedieuwtididipieuwpidibididi She said I'll throw myself away pididididum They're just photos after all! || Den Helder || Winnaar VBL Wijndal-award 2020: beste AZ-user! || Mijn concertstatistieken ||
  woensdag 4 maart 2009 @ 13:32:10 #52
160953 Ezechielk
Ezechiel 25:17
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quote:
Op woensdag 4 maart 2009 12:40 schreef Dagoduck het volgende:
<Dagoduck> Dus.
<-SG-> wat dus?
<Dagoduck> Dat dus.
<-SG->
<Dagoduck>
Ba-Doem Tsjj
There is no better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law.
No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets truth.
Jean Giraudoux, "Tiger at the Gates"
  woensdag 4 maart 2009 @ 13:33:07 #53
222754 Dagoduck
Karel (2003-2022)
pi_66688148
quote:
Op woensdag 4 maart 2009 13:32 schreef Ezechielk het volgende:

[..]

Ba-Doem Tsjj
Ba-Doem Tsjj ?
|| FOK!Stok || tatatatatataatatatattaaaaapiediedieuwtididipieuwpidibididi She said I'll throw myself away pididididum They're just photos after all! || Den Helder || Winnaar VBL Wijndal-award 2020: beste AZ-user! || Mijn concertstatistieken ||
  woensdag 4 maart 2009 @ 13:39:18 #54
83885 Weirdow
Floating in hyperspace
pi_66688418
quote:
Op woensdag 4 maart 2009 13:33 schreef Dagoduck het volgende:

[..]

Ba-Doem Tsjj ?
Ach, je kan altijd nog een steen gaan gaar koken...

OT:

* Dephiax kijkt naar WeirdKookt
* WeirdKookt kijtk eng trug
<Dephiax> stel aapjes op animal planet ^^
<michiel> als ik een stel aapjes wil zien kijk ik hier wel effe Dephiax
Foar de kofje net eamelje en dernei ek net...
  woensdag 4 maart 2009 @ 14:13:45 #55
160834 Florian_
Anatomy is destiny
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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
Primum non nocere
  woensdag 4 maart 2009 @ 15:20:23 #56
192856 -SG-
PSV Eindhoven!
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quote:
Op woensdag 4 maart 2009 12:40 schreef Dagoduck het volgende:
<Dagoduck> Dus.
<-SG-> wat dus?
<Dagoduck> Dat dus.
<-SG->
<Dagoduck>
He
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
  woensdag 4 maart 2009 @ 15:24:39 #57
179024 Huppelmuts
Ja...nou...NEE dus!
pi_66692815
quote:
Op woensdag 4 maart 2009 13:39 schreef Weirdow het volgende:

[..]

Ach, je kan altijd nog een steen gaan gaar koken...

OT:

* Dephiax kijkt naar WeirdKookt
* WeirdKookt kijtk eng trug
<Dephiax> stel aapjes op animal planet ^^
<michiel> als ik een stel aapjes wil zien kijk ik hier wel effe Dephiax
wij hebben samen best een hoop leuke quotes gemaakt he skattie
If God was a woman, wouldn't sperm taste like chocolat?
[b]AirwiN schreef [/b]
De posts van Huppelmuts onderscheiden zich toch al door hun grammaticale correctheid en scherpe spitsvondigheden? Daar heb je geen UI voor nodig om ze te herkennen.
  woensdag 4 maart 2009 @ 15:25:00 #58
8081 Gianthuust
Neque temptanda
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quote:
[b]Op woensdag 4 maart 2009 14:13 schreef Florian_ ..........
Classic
Als vrouw moet je niet liften en lachen tegelijk als je niet alle tanden in je mond hebt.
  woensdag 4 maart 2009 @ 15:41:45 #59
222754 Dagoduck
Karel (2003-2022)
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quote:
Op woensdag 4 maart 2009 15:20 schreef -SG- het volgende:

[..]

He
|| FOK!Stok || tatatatatataatatatattaaaaapiediedieuwtididipieuwpidibididi She said I'll throw myself away pididididum They're just photos after all! || Den Helder || Winnaar VBL Wijndal-award 2020: beste AZ-user! || Mijn concertstatistieken ||
  woensdag 4 maart 2009 @ 15:43:12 #60
165720 Aanvoerder
Fascist Jew!
pi_66693542
IRC: gathering of infinite retards...
AFC Ajax | SS Lazio | SK Slavia | Bobby Haarms †
"Het gaat nu even slecht, maar je moet Ajax altijd blijven steunen hè," zei hij. Hij herhaalde zijn boodschap nog eens: "Altijd blijven steunen, die club. Daar ben je Ajacied voor."
  woensdag 4 maart 2009 @ 15:45:15 #61
53753 BereNDD
drampo uit je raam
pi_66693625
quote:
Op woensdag 4 maart 2009 13:33 schreef Dagoduck het volgende:

[..]

Ba-Doem Tsjj ?
instant rimshot...
maar goed, jou quote ging dan ook nergens over
You're crazy in the coconut..
That boy needs therapy..
  woensdag 4 maart 2009 @ 15:47:07 #62
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Minder dan 1% vet
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quote:
Op woensdag 4 maart 2009 15:43 schreef Aanvoerder het volgende:
IRC: gathering of infinite retards...
mIRC: Multiplayer Notepad...
Maar die is al best oud
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  Moderator vrijdag 15 mei 2009 @ 19:59:11 #63
56843 crew  onlogisch
Forumbeest
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(19:48:41) <+Goda`afk> Vergeef me, maar ik ben er even vandoor :w
(19:52:42) <+Forza> http://media.right-mind.us/right-mind/2008_03_03_simplicity.jpeg
(19:55:17) <+Yort> wel btje vmbo achtig antwoord vindt je niet Forza?
(19:55:18) <+Yort>
(19:56:43) <+Forza> Je zinsopbouw is ook een beetje vmboachtig aangezien het "vind" moet zijn.
Recordhouder aantal posts op één dag.
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21:52 <Arcthos> heh, wouden ook al coffeeshops verbieden 250meter rond een school
21:52 <Arcthos> moeten we verdomme verder lopen en les missen om wiet te halen

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