KLB Klaagbaak
Klaag maar raak voor een knaak.
Overigens is deze nog beterquote:Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML
Die site is FOK!king geniaal 
quote:Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finished she proceeded to tell me she already had a boyfriend and that his penis was larger then mine. FML
Wahaha die 1e is goed, die 2e is anders ook geweldigquote:Op woensdag 11 februari 2009 14:44 schreef Ravage het volgende:
Beste klagers,
Het leven is nog niet zo erg. Al uw klachten vallen in het niet wanneer je ze vergelijkt met de berichten op deze site.... http://www.fmylife.com/top
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Drive few cars and far more unicorns.
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Mr.Cooper schreef ooit het volgende:
ik kan teminste headbangen, lekker met me lange haar lopen chille en zo, kan ik van jou niet zeggen naar je chemokuur-kop
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Mr.Cooper schreef ooit het volgende:
ik kan teminste headbangen, lekker met me lange haar lopen chille en zo, kan ik van jou niet zeggen naar je chemokuur-kop
Loooll !!!!111!11 
quote:Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
Drive few cars and far more unicorns.
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Mr.Cooper schreef ooit het volgende:
ik kan teminste headbangen, lekker met me lange haar lopen chille en zo, kan ik van jou niet zeggen naar je chemokuur-kop
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Mr.Cooper schreef ooit het volgende:
ik kan teminste headbangen, lekker met me lange haar lopen chille en zo, kan ik van jou niet zeggen naar je chemokuur-kop
Helaas even veel verzinsels als in KLB.quote:
Op woensdag 4 februari 2009 20:58 schreef Hoi_Piepeloi het volgende:
Ik dacht altijd dat jij een extreme kutuser was, maar je bent best grappig :+
Ik dacht altijd dat jij een extreme kutuser was, maar je bent best grappig :+
Dit lijkt me ook wel eens leuk om te doen 
quote:Today, I got a text message saying "I'm sorry I know its our 4 month but its not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining I never called her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML
quote:Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much turkey at a family reunion. When I looked around the room over 20 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
quote:Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML
quote:Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML
quote:Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met at a speed dating event. He recommended the lamb shank, which I proceeded to order without looking at the menu. When the waiter took my order, my date said, "wait, the lamb is $27, why don't you get the chicken". He then ordered the lamb for himself. FML
quote:Today, I had a flat tire I called my boyfriend of over a year and he told me that sucks while he was sitting at home 10 mins away from me. Instead a stranger helped me. FML
Ain't nothing to it but to do it.
Greece
Greece
good topic
Op zoek naar een nieuwe printer? Kies voor een Brother laser printer. Uiterst betrouwbaar en economisch!
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
Today, I was driving and stopped behind a person at a stop sign. Their car didn't move for about 1 minute. I got out of my car yelling at the person. It was an old woman. She wasn't breathing. FML
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
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Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
Today, I was driving and stopped behind a person at a stop sign. Their car didn't move for about 1 minute. I got out of my car yelling at the person. It was an old woman. She wasn't breathing. FML
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
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Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tatoo. FML
[quote]Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML[/qoute]
Niet kunnen quoten 
Op vrijdag 27 februari 2009 22:30 schreef andre347 het volgende:
God weer he, altijd die God weer met zijn uitvindingen.
God weer he, altijd die God weer met zijn uitvindingen.
quote:Today, I decided to quit smoking and put on a nicotine patch. I decided to have one last cigarette and ended up sick at the doctors with nicotine poisoning. FML
quote:Today, I decided to teach my dog not to be scared of the vacuum cleaner. I grab the handle and get it close to her. She runs off and hides behind the couch and pisses everywhere. FML
Fuck today, it's tomorrow.
Never regret anything, beacuse one time it was exaclty what you wanted.
Op donderdag 29 mei 2014 01:52 schreef Tamashii het volgende:
Aan Ado vraagt iedereen toestemmming
Op donderdag 29 mei 2014 01:52 schreef Tamashii het volgende:
Aan Ado vraagt iedereen toestemmming
quote:Today, my 6 year old son says to me: 'You smell nice daddy'. Surprised, but very flattered I thank him, he adds 'I like the smell of cheese!'. FML
Ik support gevallen topclubs!
quote:Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
quote:Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML
quote:Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML
quote:Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
quote:Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and said I was not 'Christian enough' for her. Later I found out she had been cheating on me with my best friend. FML
quote:Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
quote:Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude how could I say no...Turns out Alex is also a guys name. FML
quote:Today, I found out my crush has a colostomy bag because she has no anus. FML
TevensVPquote:Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
Op zondag 8 maart 2009 21:38 schreef Danny het volgende:
fuck de policy. posten die hap!
fuck de policy. posten die hap!
quote:Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Op maandag 14 september 2009 10:46 schreef Buschetta het volgende:
Oplosing is simpel.
Koop een paar kuikentjes. Als je er meer als 3 kapot kan stampen voor een groepje kleuters dan ben je een bikkel.
Oplosing is simpel.
Koop een paar kuikentjes. Als je er meer als 3 kapot kan stampen voor een groepje kleuters dan ben je een bikkel.
Damn, dit is zo flauw dat het niet eens grappig is. 
Op vrijdag 13 februari 2009 09:53 schreef kogelbiefstuk het volgende:
Gelukkig heb ik niet zo'n "verdomd mieters jasje".
Gelukkig heb ik niet zo'n "verdomd mieters jasje".
0wnedquote:Today I found my daughter on facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML
quote:Today, when my husband got home from work, I was standing in the kitchen, wearing nothing but stilletos. He asked me to make him hot chocolate. FML
Het leven is net ganzenborden. Je kunt steeds weer opnieuw beginnen, tenzij je in de put blijft zitten.
Je mag hier werken, je moet het niet.
Pencil & Paper really is the top WYSIWYG app!
myminicity
Je mag hier werken, je moet het niet.
Pencil & Paper really is the top WYSIWYG app!
myminicity
dan baal je hardquote:Op woensdag 11 februari 2009 20:52 schreef MaGNeT het volgende:
Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
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"I'm interested in anything about revolt, disorder, chaos, especially activity that appears to have no meaning.
It seems to me to be the road toward freedom. - Jim Morrison"
It seems to me to be the road toward freedom. - Jim Morrison"
Ah, eindelijk een waardige vervanger voor qdb & bash, aangezien zij tegenwoordig nog slechts zelden nieuw materiaal hebben.
I was an atheist until I realized I was God
omgquote:Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric tothbrush in her hand. FML
Fluitbekzeenaalden zijn tropische & subtropische zoutwatervissen die hun naam te danken hebben aan hun buisvormige snuit, die aan een fluit doet denken.
quote:Op woensdag 11 februari 2009 21:13 schreef MaGNeT het volgende:
Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tatoo. FML
Op maandag 14 september 2009 10:46 schreef Buschetta het volgende:
Oplosing is simpel.
Koop een paar kuikentjes. Als je er meer als 3 kapot kan stampen voor een groepje kleuters dan ben je een bikkel.
Oplosing is simpel.
Koop een paar kuikentjes. Als je er meer als 3 kapot kan stampen voor een groepje kleuters dan ben je een bikkel.
quote:Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML
Fluitbekzeenaalden zijn tropische & subtropische zoutwatervissen die hun naam te danken hebben aan hun buisvormige snuit, die aan een fluit doet denken.
quote:Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML
Bij misbruik zal contact opgenomen worden met je provider. In geval van illegale praktijken zal er volledige medewerking worden verleend aan justitie.
OMFGquote:Op woensdag 11 februari 2009 15:21 schreef Vuile het volgende:
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Omnia dicta fortiora, si dicta Latina
Wat een onzin
1/10 Van de rappers dankt zijn bestaan in Amerika aan de Nederlanders die zijn voorouders met een cruiseschip uit hun hongerige landen ophaalde om te werken op prachtige plantages.
"Oorlog is de overtreffende trap van concurrentie."
"Oorlog is de overtreffende trap van concurrentie."
quote:Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML
Ok stelletje hokboeren
quote:Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML
Ok stelletje hokboeren
Goed topic. Goede site. 
Life is just a series of peaks and troughs, yeah. And you don't know whether you're in a trough until you're climbing out, or on a peak, 'till you're coming down. And that's it. - David Brent
prachtig dit.
Ik krijg hier zo'n goed gevoel van
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Ik krijg hier zo'n goed gevoel van
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quote:Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML
quote:Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
quote:Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML
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Winnaar Butragueño en Harry Been-awards 2007, 2008 en 2009
Winnaar Butragueño en Harry Been-awards 2007, 2008 en 2009
quote:Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML
quote:Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML
LOL!quote:Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML
quote:Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
