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Kijk...da's nu handig..cash geld via de chat!quote:Op maandag 10 november 2008 18:20 schreef Bob-B het volgende:
http://www.rabobank.nl/pa(...)contant_op_via_chat/
Causaliteit....dat is 't.
Jurriën is een mannennaam....piem0lquote:Op maandag 10 november 2008 18:22 schreef appelsjap het volgende:
Jurriën: Goedemiddag, kan ik je ergens mee helpen?
marn: ik probeer te betalen met ideal maar het werkt niet
Jurriën: Oke, dat is vervelend.
Jurriën: Ik adviseer u om het later nog eens te proberen, of contact op te nemen met IDEAL.
marn: misschien ligt het aan de site
marn: kunt u even kijken of het werkt?
marn: www.fuckwithjurrien.com
marn: als ik op ideal druk staat er page 404 not found
Jurriën: Ik kan dit niet voor u nakijken, voor zover ik weet is er momenteel geen storing.
marn: op www.tienersvoorgeld.nl heb ik hetzelfde probleem
Jurriën: Hierbij ontvangt u een stappenplan voor uw browser instellingen.
BLABLA
Jurriën: Nu moet de site weer werken.
marn: hee bedankt
marn: maaruh
marn: ben jij dezelfde jurrien op www.tienersvoorgeld.nl ?
Jurriën: Nee waarschijnlijk niet.
Jurriën: De site zou nu weer moeten werken. http://www.watbenjedan.com/
marn: maar heb je misschien zin in een date, na werktijd natuurlijk
Jurriën: Hier kan ik niet op ingaan.
Jurriën: Nog een fijne dag verder.
marn: wacht
marn: ben ik soms niet slim genoeg?
Jurriën: U ontvangt het Leeuwenpak zo snel mogelijk op uw adres.
marn:
Jurriën: Ik denk dat u niet in aanmerking komt voor een sollicitatie.
marn: en waarom denkt u dit?
marn:
Jurriën: Vanwege uw wangedrag op de chat.
Jurriën: Doeggg!
marn: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeees
Ze heeft me hard gepwnt, wtf!
Causaliteit....dat is 't.
chat met abn-amro:
Mike newborn: hallow
Mike newborn: my dutch isnt very good
Mike newborn: do you speak dutch?
Mike newborn: english*
Martijn van der Zee: Dear Mr Newborn, welcome with the Young Professional Account Team.
Martijn van der Zee: English is no problem.
Martijn van der Zee: How may I help you?
Mike newborn: do you guys ship to japan?
Martijn van der Zee: Ship to Japan, what do you mean by that?
Mike newborn: do you ship weed to japan?
Mike newborn: is that legal/
Martijn van der Zee: We only help our customers with bank business .I am sorry.
Mike newborn: sorry, my english isnt that good, can we speak dutch?
Martijn van der Zee: Again Mr Newborn, what can I seriously do for you?
Mike newborn: nou
Mike newborn: ik wil een rekening openen
Mike newborn: waarop ik 500.000 euro kan zetten
Mike newborn: want heb het nu contant liggen
Mike newborn: hallo?
Mike newborn: ik woon op het kamp weetje, niet echt veilig om het daar te hebben
Martijn van der Zee: Een ABN AMRO Bankshop binnen lopen met geldig legitimatiebewijs.
Mike newborn: en als je die niet hebt?
Martijn van der Zee: Hoe bedoel je als je die niet hebt?
Mike newborn: nou kijk, ik ben niet echt legaal in nederland
Martijn van der Zee: Kan ik je helaas niet verder helpen.
Mike newborn: kom op
Mike newborn: je krijgt 10 %
Martijn van der Zee: Nog een fijne dag gewenst Mike.
Mike newborn: nah, just joking. can we speak french?
Mike newborn: u parle francais?
Mike newborn: hallow
Mike newborn: my dutch isnt very good
Mike newborn: do you speak dutch?
Mike newborn: english*
Martijn van der Zee: Dear Mr Newborn, welcome with the Young Professional Account Team.
Martijn van der Zee: English is no problem.
Martijn van der Zee: How may I help you?
Mike newborn: do you guys ship to japan?
Martijn van der Zee: Ship to Japan, what do you mean by that?
Mike newborn: do you ship weed to japan?
Mike newborn: is that legal/
Martijn van der Zee: We only help our customers with bank business .I am sorry.
Mike newborn: sorry, my english isnt that good, can we speak dutch?
Martijn van der Zee: Again Mr Newborn, what can I seriously do for you?
Mike newborn: nou
Mike newborn: ik wil een rekening openen
Mike newborn: waarop ik 500.000 euro kan zetten
Mike newborn: want heb het nu contant liggen
Mike newborn: hallo?
Mike newborn: ik woon op het kamp weetje, niet echt veilig om het daar te hebben
Martijn van der Zee: Een ABN AMRO Bankshop binnen lopen met geldig legitimatiebewijs.
Mike newborn: en als je die niet hebt?
Martijn van der Zee: Hoe bedoel je als je die niet hebt?
Mike newborn: nou kijk, ik ben niet echt legaal in nederland
Martijn van der Zee: Kan ik je helaas niet verder helpen.
Mike newborn: kom op
Mike newborn: je krijgt 10 %
Martijn van der Zee: Nog een fijne dag gewenst Mike.
Mike newborn: nah, just joking. can we speak french?
Mike newborn: u parle francais?
quote:Op donderdag 13 november 2008 12:55 schreef Space-Kaas het volgende:
chat met abn-amro:
Mike newborn: hallow
Mike newborn: my dutch isnt very good
Mike newborn: do you speak dutch?
Mike newborn: english*
Martijn van der Zee: Dear Mr Newborn, welcome with the Young Professional Account Team.
Martijn van der Zee: English is no problem.
Martijn van der Zee: How may I help you?
Mike newborn: do you guys ship to japan?
Martijn van der Zee: Ship to Japan, what do you mean by that?
Mike newborn: do you ship weed to japan?
Mike newborn: is that legal/
Martijn van der Zee: We only help our customers with bank business .I am sorry.
Mike newborn: sorry, my english isnt that good, can we speak dutch?
Martijn van der Zee: Again Mr Newborn, what can I seriously do for you?
Mike newborn: nou
Mike newborn: ik wil een rekening openen
Mike newborn: waarop ik 500.000 euro kan zetten
Mike newborn: want heb het nu contant liggen
Mike newborn: hallo?
Mike newborn: ik woon op het kamp weetje, niet echt veilig om het daar te hebben
Martijn van der Zee: Een ABN AMRO Bankshop binnen lopen met geldig legitimatiebewijs.
Mike newborn: en als je die niet hebt?
Martijn van der Zee: Hoe bedoel je als je die niet hebt?
Mike newborn: nou kijk, ik ben niet echt legaal in nederland
Martijn van der Zee: Kan ik je helaas niet verder helpen.
Mike newborn: kom op
Mike newborn: je krijgt 10 %
Martijn van der Zee: Nog een fijne dag gewenst Mike.
Mike newborn: nah, just joking. can we speak french?
Mike newborn: u parle francais?
Out! out! flapoor your father! | DaFan's moeder
Deze accountmanager van de ABN-Amro is grappig, wat een baas, wat een geduld! Zelfs als ik allemaal verzonnen Engelse woorden op hem afvuur, verbreekt hij de sessie niet!
Welkom bij het Young Professional Account Team, je chat nu met Herman Cocu
Herman Cocu: hello Christopher,
Christopher: Good afternoon, sir
Christopher: My name is Christopher and I've just moved to Utrecht last week
Herman Cocu: I have another chat. so please be patient.
Christopher: No problem
Christopher: I moved here from the USA to take up a job with (deleted by Nielsch), you might be familiar with it
Christopher: Anyway, I need to open a bank account
Herman Cocu: What kind of account would you like to open?
Christopher: One on which I can put my loan
Christopher: Maybe get a little bit of interest
Herman Cocu: What have you checked on our website? Do you have a Bachelor or Masters degeree?
Christopher: I've got my Master's degree
Christopher: If I open a YP account with your bank, will I receive a donamel with my account?
Herman Cocu: What do you mean with donamel?
Christopher: You've never heard of a donamel? It's the hottest thing in the banking world nowadays! I'm surprised you don't know it
Christopher: Well it's not really necessary for me anyway, so don't worry about it. What can you tell me about the opening minofor within the first few days after opening my account?
Herman Cocu: I do not understand what you mean. Are you curious aboutthe Young Professional Pakkage conditions?
Christopher: Yeah, the opening minofor has got to do with advantages in the first few days
Christopher: like the cyclicity of the interest rate
Herman Cocu: Christopher, when you open the Young Professional Pakkage you will receive a Young Professional savings account with 3,6 procent on a yeary basis for the first EUR 20.000. The interest is calculated daily.
Christopher: I see, that's good to hear
Christopher: What about the cube-duration of the extra wolvin of the account?
Herman Cocu: We also offer higher interest savings account, but with some constraints.
Herman Cocu: What is cube-duration?
Herman Cocu: Can I call you at this moment?
Christopher: Higher interests are always good! I understand there are constraints to it
Christopher: My phone is not working yet, so no I'm afraid not
Christopher: cube-duration is the duration of the extra added advantages of the package that you receive when opening an account with an opening minofor
Christopher: but it's not important to me
Christopher: Will you be my personal account manager? Maybe we can go over the extended tolwains, as they are very important to me...
Herman Cocu: I can describe you the benefits of the pakkage. Is that Ok with you?
Christopher: You do have extended tolwains in the Netherlands right?
Herman Cocu: I do not understand what you really want.
Christopher: Hmm, they have extended tolwains at Rabobank
Herman Cocu: What is your age?
Christopher: I'm 25 sir
Christopher: soon to be 26
Christopher: My bank back in the US always sends me a present on my birthday
Christopher: does your bank also send presents?
Christopher: By the way, will I receive a creditcard with this account?
Herman Cocu: I would recommend you to visit a branch of ABN AMRO to enquire about the possiblilities we have at ABN AMRO. And no we do not send present to clients. You wil get a Young Professional Account team you can call.
Herman Cocu: A credit card you can apply for for free within the package
Christopher: You don't send presents? That's too bad. The guy at Rabobank told me they would send me something on my birthday
Christopher: Oh well it's okay
Christopher: A free credit card?
Christopher: Now that's nice
Christopher: Is it an American Express?
Herman Cocu: Other information you can find on www.youngproffessionals.nl
Herman Cocu: It will be a master card.
Christopher: Because I've got my Master's degree?
Herman Cocu: You will get discounts on suit with Suit Supply: www.suitsupply.com
Christopher: That looks nice
Christopher: Tell me, when I buy something with this credit card, will it be tax deductable
Christopher: ?
Herman Cocu: Mastercard Corporation
Herman Cocu: Inquire at the tax-department.
Christopher: Does ABN Amro have a tax department?
Christopher: Will I have my personal account manager when I open this account?
Christopher: Sorry for all the questions, I just want to make sure I make the right choice
Herman Cocu: Christopher I reccommend you to go to any Bankshop of ABN AMRO and ask their your questions.
Herman Cocu: www.abnamro.nl/vestigingen
Christopher: I understand, but you guys are only open when I am at work, so that's why I'm doing it like this
Herman Cocu: No were not. Were are open on saturdays and evenings. See above mentioned link.
Christopher: Sorry, I didn't know that
Christopher: Say, are you related to Philip Cocu?
Herman Cocu: Thanks for chatting with the young Professional Account Team
Herman Cocu: Have a nice day.
Christopher: Sir?
De chatsessie is beëindigd.
[ Bericht 0% gewijzigd door #ANONIEM op 13-11-2008 13:37:55 ]
Welkom bij het Young Professional Account Team, je chat nu met Herman Cocu
Herman Cocu: hello Christopher,
Christopher: Good afternoon, sir
Christopher: My name is Christopher and I've just moved to Utrecht last week
Herman Cocu: I have another chat. so please be patient.
Christopher: No problem
Christopher: I moved here from the USA to take up a job with (deleted by Nielsch), you might be familiar with it
Christopher: Anyway, I need to open a bank account
Herman Cocu: What kind of account would you like to open?
Christopher: One on which I can put my loan
Christopher: Maybe get a little bit of interest
Herman Cocu: What have you checked on our website? Do you have a Bachelor or Masters degeree?
Christopher: I've got my Master's degree
Christopher: If I open a YP account with your bank, will I receive a donamel with my account?
Herman Cocu: What do you mean with donamel?
Christopher: You've never heard of a donamel? It's the hottest thing in the banking world nowadays! I'm surprised you don't know it
Christopher: Well it's not really necessary for me anyway, so don't worry about it. What can you tell me about the opening minofor within the first few days after opening my account?
Herman Cocu: I do not understand what you mean. Are you curious aboutthe Young Professional Pakkage conditions?
Christopher: Yeah, the opening minofor has got to do with advantages in the first few days
Christopher: like the cyclicity of the interest rate
Herman Cocu: Christopher, when you open the Young Professional Pakkage you will receive a Young Professional savings account with 3,6 procent on a yeary basis for the first EUR 20.000. The interest is calculated daily.
Christopher: I see, that's good to hear
Christopher: What about the cube-duration of the extra wolvin of the account?
Herman Cocu: We also offer higher interest savings account, but with some constraints.
Herman Cocu: What is cube-duration?
Herman Cocu: Can I call you at this moment?
Christopher: Higher interests are always good! I understand there are constraints to it
Christopher: My phone is not working yet, so no I'm afraid not
Christopher: cube-duration is the duration of the extra added advantages of the package that you receive when opening an account with an opening minofor
Christopher: but it's not important to me
Christopher: Will you be my personal account manager? Maybe we can go over the extended tolwains, as they are very important to me...
Herman Cocu: I can describe you the benefits of the pakkage. Is that Ok with you?
Christopher: You do have extended tolwains in the Netherlands right?
Herman Cocu: I do not understand what you really want.
Christopher: Hmm, they have extended tolwains at Rabobank
Herman Cocu: What is your age?
Christopher: I'm 25 sir
Christopher: soon to be 26
Christopher: My bank back in the US always sends me a present on my birthday
Christopher: does your bank also send presents?
Christopher: By the way, will I receive a creditcard with this account?
Herman Cocu: I would recommend you to visit a branch of ABN AMRO to enquire about the possiblilities we have at ABN AMRO. And no we do not send present to clients. You wil get a Young Professional Account team you can call.
Herman Cocu: A credit card you can apply for for free within the package
Christopher: You don't send presents? That's too bad. The guy at Rabobank told me they would send me something on my birthday
Christopher: Oh well it's okay
Christopher: A free credit card?
Christopher: Now that's nice
Christopher: Is it an American Express?
Herman Cocu: Other information you can find on www.youngproffessionals.nl
Herman Cocu: It will be a master card.
Christopher: Because I've got my Master's degree?
Herman Cocu: You will get discounts on suit with Suit Supply: www.suitsupply.com
Christopher: That looks nice
Christopher: Tell me, when I buy something with this credit card, will it be tax deductable
Christopher: ?
Herman Cocu: Mastercard Corporation
Herman Cocu: Inquire at the tax-department.
Christopher: Does ABN Amro have a tax department?
Christopher: Will I have my personal account manager when I open this account?
Christopher: Sorry for all the questions, I just want to make sure I make the right choice
Herman Cocu: Christopher I reccommend you to go to any Bankshop of ABN AMRO and ask their your questions.
Herman Cocu: www.abnamro.nl/vestigingen
Christopher: I understand, but you guys are only open when I am at work, so that's why I'm doing it like this
Herman Cocu: No were not. Were are open on saturdays and evenings. See above mentioned link.
Christopher: Sorry, I didn't know that
Christopher: Say, are you related to Philip Cocu?
Herman Cocu: Thanks for chatting with the young Professional Account Team
Herman Cocu: Have a nice day.
Christopher: Sir?
De chatsessie is beëindigd.
[ Bericht 0% gewijzigd door #ANONIEM op 13-11-2008 13:37:55 ]
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Don't you ever get stuck in the sky when you're high?
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wat een geduld hebben ze toch allemaal!quote:Op donderdag 13 november 2008 13:37 schreef Nielsch het volgende:
Deze accountmanager van de ABN-Amro is grappig, wat een baas, wat een geduld! Zelfs als ik allemaal verzonnen Engelse woorden op hem afvuur, verbreekt hij de sessie niet!
Welkom bij het Young Professional Account Team, je chat nu met Herman Cocu
Herman Cocu: hello Christopher,
Christopher: Good afternoon, sir
Christopher: My name is Christopher and I've just moved to Utrecht last week
Herman Cocu: I have another chat. so please be patient.
Christopher: No problem
Christopher: I moved here from the USA to take up a job with (deleted by Nielsch), you might be familiar with it
Christopher: Anyway, I need to open a bank account
Herman Cocu: What kind of account would you like to open?
Christopher: One on which I can put my loan
Christopher: Maybe get a little bit of interest
Herman Cocu: What have you checked on our website? Do you have a Bachelor or Masters degeree?
Christopher: I've got my Master's degree
Christopher: If I open a YP account with your bank, will I receive a donamel with my account?
Herman Cocu: What do you mean with donamel?
Christopher: You've never heard of a donamel? It's the hottest thing in the banking world nowadays! I'm surprised you don't know it
Christopher: Well it's not really necessary for me anyway, so don't worry about it. What can you tell me about the opening minofor within the first few days after opening my account?
Herman Cocu: I do not understand what you mean. Are you curious aboutthe Young Professional Pakkage conditions?
Christopher: Yeah, the opening minofor has got to do with advantages in the first few days
Christopher: like the cyclicity of the interest rate
Herman Cocu: Christopher, when you open the Young Professional Pakkage you will receive a Young Professional savings account with 3,6 procent on a yeary basis for the first EUR 20.000. The interest is calculated daily.
Christopher: I see, that's good to hear
Christopher: What about the cube-duration of the extra wolvin of the account?
Herman Cocu: We also offer higher interest savings account, but with some constraints.
Herman Cocu: What is cube-duration?
Herman Cocu: Can I call you at this moment?
Christopher: Higher interests are always good! I understand there are constraints to it
Christopher: My phone is not working yet, so no I'm afraid not
Christopher: cube-duration is the duration of the extra added advantages of the package that you receive when opening an account with an opening minofor
Christopher: but it's not important to me
Christopher: Will you be my personal account manager? Maybe we can go over the extended tolwains, as they are very important to me...
Herman Cocu: I can describe you the benefits of the pakkage. Is that Ok with you?
Christopher: You do have extended tolwains in the Netherlands right?
Herman Cocu: I do not understand what you really want.
Christopher: Hmm, they have extended tolwains at Rabobank
Herman Cocu: What is your age?
Christopher: I'm 25 sir
Christopher: soon to be 26
Christopher: My bank back in the US always sends me a present on my birthday
Christopher: does your bank also send presents?
Christopher: By the way, will I receive a creditcard with this account?
Herman Cocu: I would recommend you to visit a branch of ABN AMRO to enquire about the possiblilities we have at ABN AMRO. And no we do not send present to clients. You wil get a Young Professional Account team you can call.
Herman Cocu: A credit card you can apply for for free within the package
Christopher: You don't send presents? That's too bad. The guy at Rabobank told me they would send me something on my birthday
Christopher: Oh well it's okay
Christopher: A free credit card?
Christopher: Now that's nice
Christopher: Is it an American Express?
Herman Cocu: Other information you can find on www.youngproffessionals.nl
Herman Cocu: It will be a master card.
Christopher: Because I've got my Master's degree?
Herman Cocu: You will get discounts on suit with Suit Supply: www.suitsupply.com
Christopher: That looks nice
Christopher: Tell me, when I buy something with this credit card, will it be tax deductable
Christopher: ?
Herman Cocu: Mastercard Corporation
Herman Cocu: Inquire at the tax-department.
Christopher: Does ABN Amro have a tax department?
Christopher: Will I have my personal account manager when I open this account?
Christopher: Sorry for all the questions, I just want to make sure I make the right choice
Herman Cocu: Christopher I reccommend you to go to any Bankshop of ABN AMRO and ask their your questions.
Herman Cocu: www.abnamro.nl/vestigingen
Christopher: I understand, but you guys are only open when I am at work, so that's why I'm doing it like this
Herman Cocu: No were not. Were are open on saturdays and evenings. See above mentioned link.
Christopher: Sorry, I didn't know that
Christopher: Say, are you related to Philip Cocu?
Herman Cocu: Thanks for chatting with the young Professional Account Team
Herman Cocu: Have a nice day.
Christopher: Sir?
De chatsessie is beëindigd.
baby you're not here
but I can feel you there
think I better body up
ooo, it's that magic touch.
but I can feel you there
think I better body up
ooo, it's that magic touch.
Op donderdag 7 februari 2013 22:30 schreef wolfrolf het volgende:
Godsamme _O_ wat een baas ben je toch
Op dinsdag 26 februari 2013 15:53 schreef SilentChaos het volgende:
Jij begrijpt _O_
Godsamme _O_ wat een baas ben je toch
Op dinsdag 26 februari 2013 15:53 schreef SilentChaos het volgende:
Jij begrijpt _O_
quote:Femke: Ik heb het even voor u nagekeken en u kunt inderdaad een Toprekening aanvragen met een Studentenrekening, mijn excuses. De voorwaarden zijn net veranderd.
David: Oh dat is prettig.
David: Dan zou ik dat graag direct willen doen.
quote:Op donderdag 13 november 2008 12:55 schreef Space-Kaas het volgende:
Martijn van der Zee: Kan ik je helaas niet verder helpen.
Mike newborn: kom op
Mike newborn: je krijgt 10 %
Prachtig subtielquote:
Deze accountmanager van de ABN-Amro is grappig, wat een baas, wat een geduld! Zelfs als ik allemaal verzonnen Engelse woorden op hem afvuur, verbreekt hij de sessie niet!
Welkom bij het Young Professional Account Team, je chat nu met Herman Cocu
Herman Cocu: hello Christopher,
Christopher: Good afternoon, sir
Christopher: My name is Christopher and I've just moved to Utrecht last week
Herman Cocu: I have another chat. so please be patient.
Christopher: No problem
Christopher: I moved here from the USA to take up a job with (deleted by Nielsch), you might be familiar with it
Christopher: Anyway, I need to open a bank account
Herman Cocu: What kind of account would you like to open?
Christopher: One on which I can put my loan
Christopher: Maybe get a little bit of interest
Herman Cocu: What have you checked on our website? Do you have a Bachelor or Masters degeree?
Christopher: I've got my Master's degree
Christopher: If I open a YP account with your bank, will I receive a donamel with my account?
Herman Cocu: What do you mean with donamel?
Christopher: You've never heard of a donamel? It's the hottest thing in the banking world nowadays! I'm surprised you don't know it
Christopher: Well it's not really necessary for me anyway, so don't worry about it. What can you tell me about the opening minofor within the first few days after opening my account?
Herman Cocu: I do not understand what you mean. Are you curious aboutthe Young Professional Pakkage conditions?
Christopher: Yeah, the opening minofor has got to do with advantages in the first few days
Christopher: like the cyclicity of the interest rate
Herman Cocu: Christopher, when you open the Young Professional Pakkage you will receive a Young Professional savings account with 3,6 procent on a yeary basis for the first EUR 20.000. The interest is calculated daily.
Christopher: I see, that's good to hear
Christopher: What about the cube-duration of the extra wolvin of the account?
Herman Cocu: We also offer higher interest savings account, but with some constraints.
Herman Cocu: What is cube-duration?
Herman Cocu: Can I call you at this moment?
Christopher: Higher interests are always good! I understand there are constraints to it
Christopher: My phone is not working yet, so no I'm afraid not
Christopher: cube-duration is the duration of the extra added advantages of the package that you receive when opening an account with an opening minofor
Christopher: but it's not important to me
Christopher: Will you be my personal account manager? Maybe we can go over the extended tolwains, as they are very important to me...
Herman Cocu: I can describe you the benefits of the pakkage. Is that Ok with you?
Christopher: You do have extended tolwains in the Netherlands right?
Herman Cocu: I do not understand what you really want.
Christopher: Hmm, they have extended tolwains at Rabobank
Herman Cocu: What is your age?
Christopher: I'm 25 sir
Christopher: soon to be 26
Christopher: My bank back in the US always sends me a present on my birthday
Christopher: does your bank also send presents?
Christopher: By the way, will I receive a creditcard with this account?
Herman Cocu: I would recommend you to visit a branch of ABN AMRO to enquire about the possiblilities we have at ABN AMRO. And no we do not send present to clients. You wil get a Young Professional Account team you can call.
Herman Cocu: A credit card you can apply for for free within the package
Christopher: You don't send presents? That's too bad. The guy at Rabobank told me they would send me something on my birthday
Christopher: Oh well it's okay
Christopher: A free credit card?
Christopher: Now that's nice
Christopher: Is it an American Express?
Herman Cocu: Other information you can find on www.youngproffessionals.nl
Herman Cocu: It will be a master card.
Christopher: Because I've got my Master's degree?
Herman Cocu: You will get discounts on suit with Suit Supply: www.suitsupply.com
Christopher: That looks nice
Christopher: Tell me, when I buy something with this credit card, will it be tax deductable
Christopher: ?
Herman Cocu: Mastercard Corporation
Herman Cocu: Inquire at the tax-department.
Christopher: Does ABN Amro have a tax department?
Christopher: Will I have my personal account manager when I open this account?
Christopher: Sorry for all the questions, I just want to make sure I make the right choice
Herman Cocu: Christopher I reccommend you to go to any Bankshop of ABN AMRO and ask their your questions.
Herman Cocu: www.abnamro.nl/vestigingen
Christopher: I understand, but you guys are only open when I am at work, so that's why I'm doing it like this
Herman Cocu: No were not. Were are open on saturdays and evenings. See above mentioned link.
Christopher: Sorry, I didn't know that
Christopher: Say, are you related to Philip Cocu?
Herman Cocu: Thanks for chatting with the young Professional Account Team
Herman Cocu: Have a nice day.
Christopher: Sir?
De chatsessie is beëindigd.
Please sir. When moon? When Mustang?
Wat houd je tegen? Opstoker!quote:Op vrijdag 14 november 2008 15:30 schreef dylann het volgende:
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kan iemand een keer chatten met de naam Joran..
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Ja, en dan zoiets van:quote:Op vrijdag 14 november 2008 15:30 schreef dylann het volgende:
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kan iemand een keer chatten met de naam Joran..
Joran: Ik wil graag informeren hoeveel ik rood kan staan?
Bankmeneer: 1000 euro meneer
Joran: Oh dat is een beetje te weinig...
Bankmeneer: Misschien is een lening iets voor u
Joran: Nee cono, ik word zeker weten afgewezen...
Bankmeneer: Dan kan ik u ook niet helpen
Joran: Kan ik echt niet meer rood staan? Zo'n Thai inhuren kost namelijk nogal wat...
Helaas hebben ze me meteen door daar en wordt de chat gestopt nog voordat ik iets kan zeggen...
of iets met verzekering van een boot, voor het dumpen van een lijk..quote:Op vrijdag 14 november 2008 15:46 schreef Nielsch het volgende:
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Ja, en dan zoiets van:
Joran: Ik wil graag informeren hoeveel ik rood kan staan?
Bankmeneer: 1000 euro meneer
Joran: Oh dat is een beetje te weinig...
Bankmeneer: Misschien is een lening iets voor u
Joran: Nee cono, ik word zeker weten afgewezen...
Bankmeneer: Dan kan ik u ook niet helpen
Joran: Kan ik echt niet meer rood staan? Zo'n Thai inhuren kost namelijk nogal wat...
Helaas hebben ze me meteen door daar en wordt de chat gestopt nog voordat ik iets kan zeggen...
Welkom bij Postbank Chat, u chat met Coenraad
Joran: goeiemorgen
Joran: ik zit in thailand
Joran: en ik wil geld overmaken naar nederland
Joran: kan dat?
Joran: cono!
De chat is afgelopen, u kunt de chat stoppen door het venster te sluiten.
Joran: goeiemorgen
Joran: ik zit in thailand
Joran: en ik wil geld overmaken naar nederland
Joran: kan dat?
Joran: cono!
De chat is afgelopen, u kunt de chat stoppen door het venster te sluiten.
Welkom bij Postbank Chat, u chat met Alwin
Joran: Goedemorgen
Alwin: Goedemorgen Joran, fijn dat je met ons chat
Joran: Ik wil een boot kopen
Alwin: Wij verkopen geen boten
Joran: Oh nee
Alwin: Nee. Heeft u nog andere vragen
Joran: Ja. Ik wil een boot huren
Alwin: Wij verhuren geen boten mijnheer. Als u alsnog een serieuze vraag hebt, dan help ik u graag. Hebt u die niet, dan beeindig ik deze chat.
Joran: OK. Ik wil mijn boot verzekeren
Alwin: Nu heeft u opeens wel een boot.
Joran: Ja, zojuist gekocht.
Alwin: Wat voor verzekering wilt u hebben mijnheer.
Joran: Een bootverzekering, en een lijkverzekering.
Alwin: Een lijkverzekering? Ik snap u vraag niet helemaal.
Joran: Ik ga met de boot een lijk dumpen in zee, dus ik moet verzekerd zijn dat het lijk niet naar de kust drijft. Heb ik geLIJK of niet? Snap je em conjo. muahahhahaha..
Alwin: Ik beeindig deze viesse chat.
De chat is afgelopen, u kunt de chat stoppen door het venster te sluiten.
Joran: Goedemorgen
Alwin: Goedemorgen Joran, fijn dat je met ons chat
Joran: Ik wil een boot kopen
Alwin: Wij verkopen geen boten
Joran: Oh nee
Alwin: Nee. Heeft u nog andere vragen
Joran: Ja. Ik wil een boot huren
Alwin: Wij verhuren geen boten mijnheer. Als u alsnog een serieuze vraag hebt, dan help ik u graag. Hebt u die niet, dan beeindig ik deze chat.
Joran: OK. Ik wil mijn boot verzekeren
Alwin: Nu heeft u opeens wel een boot.
Joran: Ja, zojuist gekocht.
Alwin: Wat voor verzekering wilt u hebben mijnheer.
Joran: Een bootverzekering, en een lijkverzekering.
Alwin: Een lijkverzekering? Ik snap u vraag niet helemaal.
Joran: Ik ga met de boot een lijk dumpen in zee, dus ik moet verzekerd zijn dat het lijk niet naar de kust drijft. Heb ik geLIJK of niet? Snap je em conjo. muahahhahaha..
Alwin: Ik beeindig deze viesse chat.
De chat is afgelopen, u kunt de chat stoppen door het venster te sluiten.
