[KLB Bagger SC #186] Verkleedfeestje

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Op woensdag 24 september 2008 19:41 schreef McFearless het volgende:

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Nope, ik zit in Engeland, volgende week kan ik ook al niet.

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Op woensdag 24 september 2008 19:48 schreef superXmacho het volgende:

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WTF doe je in Engeland?

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Op woensdag 24 september 2008 19:45 schreef BobbyB het volgende:

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Engelse chicks husselen

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Op woensdag 24 september 2008 19:48 schreef superXmacho het volgende:

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WTF doe je in Engeland?

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Op woensdag 24 september 2008 19:50 schreef BobbyB het volgende:

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Op woensdag 24 september 2008 19:51 schreef superXmacho het volgende:

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okee..

jullie gaan naar Engeland om daar op chicks te jagen??
Geld over ofzo?

En ps. als je het doet doe het dan meteen goed..

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Op woensdag 24 september 2008 19:57 schreef McFearless het volgende:

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Voetbal, bier en vrouwen, meer heeft een man niet nodig.

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Op woensdag 3 september 2008 10:04 schreef RobbieBoy het volgende:

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dan had ik wel op dat moment wel bij die overburen van je willen zitten hoor, dan had ik jou ook helemaal bloot kunnen zien. wouw wat ben je mooi

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Op woensdag 24 september 2008 19:59 schreef superXmacho het volgende:

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wat voor bier drink je dan??

Moet wle goed bier zijn he...

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Op woensdag 24 september 2008 20:03 schreef reetveter het volgende:
Rickokun heeft homo-aanbidders
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Op woensdag 24 september 2008 20:03 schreef reetveter het volgende:
Rickokun heeft homo-aanbidders
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Op woensdag 24 september 2008 20:12 schreef Sackboy het volgende:

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Zeg reetveter, waarom lees je dat topic?

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Op woensdag 24 september 2008 20:05 schreef McFearless het volgende:

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Hertog Jan vind ik erg lekker, maar daar gaan we het niet over hebben. Dan word het zo'n patat/friet-discussie. Overduidelijk patat.

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Op woensdag 24 september 2008 19:57 schreef McFearless het volgende:

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Voetbal, bier en vrouwen, meer heeft een man niet nodig.

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Op woensdag 24 september 2008 20:31 schreef Cypress_Hill het volgende:
Control of Paraphernalia: Drug abuse has been slashed by the outlawing of drug accessories such as syringes and marijuana pipes. In order to get tough on masturbation, we must eliminate masturbatory paraphernalia. This means outlawing such things as:

1. "Personal Massagers" and other masturbatory devices such as dildos and blow-up dolls.
2. ALL indecent art. This includes paintings, sculptures and photographs. We'll start with the Victoria's Secret catalog. Simple, modest underwear will sell itself and minimize unGodly temptations.
3. Certain foods. If we outlaw dildos and require that all sausages, cucumbers and carrots be sold pre-sliced, we can make it much easier for the women among us to resist the temptation to masturbate.

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Op woensdag 24 september 2008 20:48 schreef Cypress_Hill het volgende:
Die site is echt gruwlijk. Staat ook een linkje naar een giftshop, krijg je shirts met Bong Hits 4 Jesus. Echt debiel dat ze linken naar een webshop met shirts die bush belachelijk maken of over drugs gaan.

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EVIDENCE: Have you caught your child masturbating? If you walk into your son's bedroom without knocking and he's in there with his pants down stroking his erect penis, he's probably masturbating.

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Op woensdag 24 september 2008 20:50 schreef Cypress_Hill het volgende:
Vooral
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is te prachtig.

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Op woensdag 24 september 2008 21:02 schreef Fascination het volgende:
haha de op
www.sexykostuums.nl

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Op woensdag 24 september 2008 21:08 schreef reetveter het volgende:
feyenoord dat niet verder dan de 16 komt

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BULLY SOME SISSY!
You know that kid in school who dresses a little too well and has lots of platonic "girlfriends"? Yeah, the one who once wore green on Thursday and listens to Britney? Wait for him after school, and once he's walked out of Drama Club, crack him in the kidneys with a golf club. If no one's around, do it again. For good measure, sit on his face and tell him what a homo he is. Of course, you might feel a little worked up after this, so it's okay to take a ball peen hammer to your testicles for relief.

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SENSORY DEPRIVATION!
Put on five layers of super-baggy clothes, then lock yourself in the closet – along with lots of paper towels for soaking up your urine. While you're there, pray to Christ for guidance – because Jesus hung out with tons of whores, and He never, ever did "it". And why not? So that when He swoops down from heaven in His kickin' white Cadillac Escalade, He'll be able to ID all the sluts and flash-fry them with His laser-beam headlights!

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Bert F.: "My body is a sacred place, for holy stuff like Capri Sun juices, Lunchable Chicken Dunks, and Slim Jims (I like to snap into them!). The one thing that won't EVER go into my body? Girl slime!"

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Zach P.: "Premarital sex isn't worth it! You can catch AIDS, or cancer, or testicle weevils, or a bad body image or rickets. You know what IS worth it? Making love to Jesus. Because you can't knock Him up and He'll never ask what you're thinking – cuz He already knows!"

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Tim R.: "I hate fags. Dude, I mean, dudes who can't stop touching their wangs? DUDE. So, like, I joined Sex Is For Fags because it IS. You won't catch me doing that – with dudes OR chicks. Well, at least not until I get my trust fund and start needing some serious tax deductions."

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Op woensdag 24 september 2008 21:14 schreef reetveter het volgende:
Kijk waar slaat dit nou weer op "wie niet springt die is een jood, en die moeten dood" Ja leuk een aardig, maar doe het dan als ajax speelt nu is er geen lol aan

feyenoord supporters

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Take the SEX IS FOR FAGS Abstinence-Only Pledge
I, [MY NAME], hereby pledge:

1. To stay massively cool by not having sex. Because only major losers have sex – which everyone knows is only for fags.

2. To never let any slutty girls peer pressure me into touching their vaginas – because vaginas are totally gay.

3. To ignore my raging hormones and burning drive to fondle, suckle, and thrust furiously into a hot gooey pit of creamy-soft fleshy ecstasy.

4. To keep my groinal giblets inside my GAP khakis, and to punch those sweaty bits into submission whenever they percolate with desire.

5. To never spill my sacred "dude milk" – unless it is inside of some hot babe who already married me and took my last name.

I understand that abstaining from sex protects me from:

The regret and guilt caused by the disgusting, squishy act of stupid sex, which is basically like going to the toilet from the front side.

Making retard babies out of wedlock, then having to blow my whole allowance on diapers and a stroller instead of XBox games and Snickers.

Catching a brain-rotting STD like "Finger Herpes" from "feeling up" any nasty dirty girlie holes.

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Op woensdag 24 september 2008 21:15 schreef Cypress_Hill het volgende:
Ben echt aan het genieten hier!
http://www.sexisforfags.com/no-sex.asp

10 THINGS ALL THE COOL DUDES ARE DOING INSTEAD OF BEING LAME AND QUEER AND HAVING SEX!
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WTF!

http://www.sexisforfags.com/
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Though erotically sensitive just like girl nipples, boy nipples are NOT privates – yet. But my husband and I are working hard to instill a sense of sexualized body shame so acute, that one day soon boys will learn that their nipples are dirty little things that will get them – just like you! – arrested when they strut around topless at Myrtle Beach. America is not some big, old licentious San Tropez and it's time all of you out there realized it!

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The stuff that comes out of boys every time they use you has as many calories as seven whole pints of Häagen-Dazs. That's why all the girls who do "it" always get so fat and ugly and have that ulcerated skin that screams to everyone in church, "I am an insatiable slut!"

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Because boys use the business end of their privates as a pipe for going number one, touching it is pretty much the same as taking a bath in a Mexican's toilet.

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Up until the moment in your wedding when he says "I do," a boy's privates sport a treacherous spine of jagged scales, which may or may not secrete acid and weapons-grade anthrax – for which, apparently, only Ann Coulter has developed the antibodies.

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4. To never let tampons violate the sanctity of my hoo-hoo, because tampons are really nothing more than thirsty little albino penises.

5. To never have premarital sex, because Jesus doesn't want anyone messing around inside my girly hole until after His church makes some money off a wedding.

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