Wat is dat voor kut, heb je dat zelf verzonnen?quote:Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 21:26 schreef GasTurbine het volgende:
Waar zie jij me voor aan?quote:Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 21:36 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:
[..]
Wat is dat voor kut, heb je dat zelf verzonnen?
you: Helloquote:Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 21:38 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:
Die van die huishoudasrtikelen oid was op t laatst ook geweldig
Maar deze gast doet niet alleen aan macro'squote:21:28:45 System
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21:28:59 Hugo
Hi, I have a question
21:29:09 Hugo
I would like to buy the Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
21:29:16 Hugo
but do you also ship to the Netherlands ?
21:30:10 Smith
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
21:30:38 Hugo
hmm... is there another way to get it to the Netherlands or to me?
21:31:05 Smith
All we can do is ship parts within USA
21:31:27 Smith
We cannot make exception on it as it is our shipping policy
21:31:47 Hugo
USA only? you call yourself the Swedish Parts Wholesale... but The Netherlands is much closer to Sweden than the USA
21:31:51 Hugo
isn't that strange ?
21:33:21 Smith
That is the web site we have acquired from other source
21:34:23 Hugo
do you know if that "other source" still exists, so I can get the parts there ?
21:34:51 Smith
No, it does not any more
21:36:21 Hugo
your name is Smith... are you from the Matrix ?
21:36:51 Smith
No, that is a different one...I am Gary Smith
21:37:18 Hugo
well... thanks for the info Gary
21:37:27 Hugo
is there anything else I might help you with ?
21:39:01 Smith
I am sorry that we were not able to ship part to your place. However, please visit us if you find an address within USA
21:39:18 Hugo
I will do that.
21:39:26 Smith
Thankyou for Visiting our website, please add us to your favourites, its been pleasure assisting you.
21:39:29 Hugo
Thank you for talking to me. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. Click "Close" button at the top right to end this chat and answer a few questions about your experience.
21:40:01 Smith
Sure, will do
wat een schitterende topicquote:Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 20:58 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:
we do not ship to Netherlands
Ik denk dat het wel weer eens tijd is om dit op te pakken. Ik heb een poosje geleden gechecked en Bob is er in ieder geval nog
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21:48:44 Hugo
Hi Sonny, can I talk to Shavi?
21:49:19 Sonny
sure one moment
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21:49:44 Shavi
Hello! My name is Sharon. How may I assist you today?
21:49:51 Hugo
Hi Sharon, I have a question
21:50:07 Hugo
I would like to buy a Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230, but do you ship to The Netherlands ?
21:50:44 Shavi
As I have stated a while ago, that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address, a friend, or relative within the 48 continental states of USA. Since, you can use their address as your shipping address where we could deliver your order
21:51:03 Hugo
as you stated a while ago... this is the first time I talk to you ?
21:51:14 Shavi
ok
21:51:17 Shavi
is there anything else?
21:51:42 Hugo
but shipping in the USA only... isn't that strange for a Swedish Parts Wholesale... 'cause Sweden is in Europe too
21:52:52 Shavi
we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address, a friend, or relative within the 48 continental states of USA. Since, you can use their address as your shipping address where we could deliver your order
21:53:17 Hugo
Can I have some Chinese food instead then? I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and an eggroll.
21:53:28 Shavi
ok..
21:53:33 Shavi
thank you for visiting our site
21:53:33 Shavi
have a good one
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7 om precies te zijnquote:Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 21:58 schreef Cahir het volgende:
Gebruiken jullie een proxy?
Wel man dat is juist lachenquote:Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:01 schreef Cahir het volgende:
GEEF HAAR DIT TOPIC NIET, STOMME IDIOOT!
Als je het goed wil doen raad ik tor aan. Maar let ook goed op je browser config. Cookies, javascript etc...quote:Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:00 schreef Cahir het volgende:
[..]
Welke software gebruik jij voor proxies?
i wish this site was mine.quote:Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:07 schreef ThE_ED het volgende:
wat, is fok van jou?!
quote:Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:07 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:
Okay, het is toch niet zo leuk dat hij de link gaf. Jezus, na één pagina al verpest, way to go
usautoparts is een 'small car parts company'?quote:Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:07 schreef RacerDKB het volgende:
Mass suicide in small car parts company
- 7 minutes ago
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/06/24/imus/index.html
Inderdaad. Het oude topic was legendarisch want ze wisten niet waar we van kwamen en werden letterlijk gek! Hun weten nu al waar wij van komen en wat wij doen, morgen worden er al maatregelen genomen.quote:Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:07 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:
Okay, het is toch niet zo leuk dat hij de link gaf. Jezus, na één pagina al verpest, way to go
"Imus says he's defending, not offending 'Pacman' Jones"?quote:Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:07 schreef RacerDKB het volgende:
Mass suicide in small car parts company
- 7 minutes ago
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/06/24/imus/index.html
I don't think they would want to read about terrorists attacks, anthrax and pedophiles here.quote:Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:08 schreef erikkll het volgende:
[..]
i wish this site was mine.
I think we should consider speaking in English, so they can read with us!
ThE_ED and I are good friends. We make nuclear bombs.quote:Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:10 schreef ThE_ED het volgende:
[..]
I don't think they would want to read about terrorists attacks, anthrax and pedophiles here.
Well, there you have it, now they've looked at it.
Call the cops!
quote:Jayson
hi! this is Jayson, welcome to Chat Support! how may i help you?
Roberto31
Hi Jayson, are you there?
AgentJayson
yes, i am here..
AgentJayson
! how may i help you Roberto?
CustomerRoberto31
Hi, I have a question..
AgentJayson
what is it?
CustomerRoberto31
Do you ship to The Netherlands?
AgentJayson
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order,probably friends or relatives here, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
CustomerRoberto31
I kinda need 24 Fuel injectors which i could purchase on your website
AgentJayson
i c.. if you could provide address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, probably friends or relatives here, we can process the order..
CustomerRoberto31
have you ever been to The Netherlands? Its great! Legal weed and stuff, you should come.. And when you're here, could you bring my 24 fuel injectors?
CustomerRoberto31
..please?
AgentJayson
oh, that's cool... as much as i want but maybe next year..
AgentJayson
i hope you can it till next year, I would suggest that you contact your local part store or dealer forthis..
AgentJayson
thank's for visiting our web site, have a good one..
Echt hè,quote:Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:09 schreef Cahir het volgende:
[..]
Inderdaad. Het oude topic was legendarisch want ze wisten niet waar we van kwamen en werden letterlijk gek! Hun weten nu al waar wij van komen en wat wij doen, morgen worden er al maatregelen genomen.
quote:Please be aware that you are in a professional chat session..You have been wasting our time, we have a lot of other customers to help with..Please we cannot ship the part to your place..
Ik ookquote:Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:21 schreef Cahir het volgende:
Ik krijg de Red Hat Enterprise Linux Test Page
Ze zien je hostname. en daar staat meestal .nl achterquote:
same herequote:Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:21 schreef Cahir het volgende:
Ik krijg de Red Hat Enterprise Linux Test Page
Doet ie nog alsof ie trots is ookoquote:Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:24 schreef Cahir het volgende:
Alle kudo's naar RacerDKB voor het verpesten van de live chat.
quote:Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:24 schreef Cahir het volgende:
Alle kudo's naar RacerDKB voor het verpesten van de live chat. het verlossen van die arme mensen daar van iedereen in dit topic
quote:AliveSupport3 [15:32]: Thank you for contacting WebsiteAlive.com. How may I assist you today ?
Guest [15:32]: hi, i would like to buy Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
[15:33]: but i was wondering, do you ship to the netherlands?
AliveSupport3 [15:33]: I think you may be on the wrong chat. We provide live chat software for online businesses. I think you are inquiring about one of our clients products. Sometimes, our customers link to our web site for promotional purposes. Please try to look for contact information from the web site you clicked in from. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.
AliveSupport3 [15:33]: Thank you for contacting WebsiteAlive.com. How may I assist you today ?quote:Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:31 schreef P8 het volgende:
http://www.websitealive.com/shopping.asp#
hier kunnen we verder. Ik weet nog niet wat de site doet, maar ik heb al live help gehad
yeah! En nu niet de site noemenquote:Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:37 schreef Salsaneck het volgende:
ttp://www.partstrain.com/ShopByVehicle/VOLVO
en dan op live help drukken
Dat is dezelfde, die werkt niet (meer).quote:Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:37 schreef Salsaneck het volgende:
http://www.partstrain.com/ShopByVehicle/VOLVO
en dan op live help drukken
SPOILEROm spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.With money you can buy a clock, but not time.
Ja, ik had net shaviquote:Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:45 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:
Is dat weer met dezelfde mensen?
WIUHDUHDUHD UDquote:Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:54 schreef erikkll het volgende:
allemaal vragen naar sonny, kijken of hij m'n berichtjes gebruikt
als je die icons kopieert, worden die vervangen door die tekst.quote:Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:57 schreef Cahir het volgende:
Waarom staat er bij jullie Agent en CutsomerBij mij niet
Die doet het hier ook nietquote:Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:56 schreef Salsaneck het volgende:
Nog een voor als we weer gebanned worden![]()
http://www.usedpartslive.com/ en dan op live help klikken
(gezocht op car parts live help)
quote:Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 23:02 schreef Cahir het volgende:
23:01:35 Shavi
Hello! My name is Sharon. How may I assist you today?
23:01:36 Jakob
HAAAI SHARON!!!
23:01:43 Jakob
DO YOU SHIP TO THE NETHERLANDSSSSSS?
23:02:00 Jakob
im a big fan of you!
23:02:06 Shavi
oh, same old question for your co-forum people
23:02:11 Shavi
thank you
23:02:22 Jakob
ahw, you get a bonus because everyone is asking for you
23:02:30 Jakob
so they think youre verry good
23:02:47 Jakob
you're famous here in Holland, everyone wants to meet you!!!!
site is overbelast. soms werkt iequote:Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 23:02 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:
[..]
Die doet het hier ook nietWtf, heb ik een IP ban ofzo?
!
quote:22:42:46 System
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22:42:51 System
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22:42:51 Leonelle
Welcome to Live Help! How may I help you today?
22:43:19 Qrozny
Hello, I am looking for a part for my aunts car which s currently broken down in Iowa.
22:43:39 Leonelle
What part are you looking?
22:43:40 Qrozny
It's a Volvo 66 Variomatic
22:43:57 Qrozny
It needs a new drivebelt for the transmission.
22:44:07 Leonelle
May I ask the model?
22:44:29 Qrozny
Since the volvo 66 isn't originnally sold in the US, she asked me the try and get the part for her trough the internet.
22:44:50 Qrozny
Modelcode is FFK0
22:45:06 Leonelle
exact year of the vehicle?
22:45:17 Qrozny
Year of built is 1986
22:45:56 Leonelle
You need to check the model sir.
22:46:06 Leonelle
Is it a 244, 245, 740 or 760?
22:46:25 Qrozny
I think it's not in your database because it's an import volvo. Model is Volvo 66
22:46:49 Qrozny
Shipped in from the Netherlands in the early 90's.
22:46:59 Leonelle
Let me check.
22:48:16 Qrozny
I checked on the internet and found out a spare tire from a 2006 Volvo XC90 would also fit.
22:50:18 Qrozny
SKU: R92772901 Is this item available?
22:50:37 Leonelle
Let me check.
22:51:12 Leonelle
May I ask the engine size in liters?
22:51:32 Qrozny
Volvo 66 engine is 800cc
22:51:43 Qrozny
0.8liters
22:52:22 Leonelle
Sorry sir None of our drive belts will not fit for your vehicle.
22:52:37 Leonelle
The spare tire cover will fit and it is in stock.
22:53:32 Qrozny
The spare tire cover of the XC90 can be used as a beltdrive for the transmission of the Volvo 66 Variomatic. Available in more then 1 color?
22:54:02 Leonelle
let me check.
22:54:52 Leonelle
We have only Denim, Black and Spice.
22:55:04 Qrozny
Okay, black would be good.
22:55:08 Qrozny
Do you ship?
22:55:27 Leonelle
Where are you located?
22:55:34 Qrozny
The Netherlands.
22:55:47 Leonelle
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
22:56:19 Qrozny
Shavi ( Sharon) told me last time that she could send to the Netherlands.
22:56:30 Qrozny
She sent me 3 oilfilters.
22:56:52 Leonelle
Sorry it is a wrong information.
22:57:06 Leonelle
We do not ship on your location.
22:57:09 Qrozny
I have the 3 oilfilters on my desk, they just came in this morning.
22:57:42 Leonelle
Is there anything else I can help you with?
22:57:57 Qrozny
Yes.
22:58:14 Leonelle
Sorry we do not ship in Netherlands
22:58:36 Qrozny
I have 3 oilfilters SKU W0133-1636097 on my desk which I order trough Shavi.
22:58:50 Leonelle
May I have the order number?
22:59:16 Qrozny
M<oment I check.
23:00:06 Leonelle
Okay
23:00:33 Qrozny
Cannot find the ordernumber right here, the invoice has been here, but is now at the administration office.
23:00:47 Leonelle
May I have your e-mail address?
23:01:04 Qrozny
I order parts before and shipping to The Netherlands was never a problem.
23:01:40 Leonelle
Yes before we are shipping internationally but right now we are no longer shipping internationally due to some reasons.
23:01:44 Qrozny
Mailaddress is info@dutchcarparts.nl
23:02:11 Qrozny
When did you stop shipping to The Netherlands?
23:04:17 Qrozny
?
Lekker spraakzaam.quote:System
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23:02:59 GMT+02:00 System
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23:03:01 GMT+02:00 Dennis
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
23:03:09 GMT+02:00 Ludo
Hi dennis
23:03:19 GMT+02:00 Dennis
Hi
23:03:49 GMT+02:00 Ludo
I was browsing through your website wondering if your company sells 'bougievonkjes'?
23:05:23 GMT+02:00 Dennis
Can I have the exact part name to make the search effective ?
23:05:44 GMT+02:00 Ludo
bougievonkjes are they called in dutch?
23:06:09 GMT+02:00 Dennis
Where are you located ?
23:06:54 GMT+02:00 Ludo
the start engine
23:08:35 GMT+02:00 Dennis
Are you from overseas ?
23:09:13 GMT+02:00 Ludo
yes i'am
23:09:25 GMT+02:00 Dennis
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
23:10:18 GMT+02:00 Ludo
typically the US of A
23:11:05 GMT+02:00 Dennis
Do you have the shipping address in U.S ?
23:12:10 GMT+02:00 Ludo
No I haven't but why are you Americans so disrespectful about people overseas
23:13:43 GMT+02:00 Ludo
Your economy has slowed down, ours is booming
23:14:13 GMT+02:00 Ludo
The Dollar isn't word a penny nowadays
23:14:42 GMT+02:00 Dennis
Do you want to order the clutch kit ?
23:15:02 GMT+02:00 Ludo
A Spyker kit
23:16:37 GMT+02:00 Dennis
I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
23:16:47 GMT+02:00 Ludo
You should start for your own mate, working at an helpdesk won't be getting you anywhere
23:17:27 GMT+02:00 Ludo
Dennis bougievonkjes palace!
23:18:55 GMT+02:00 Ludo
In Europe there's a massive shortage of them
23:19:44 GMT+02:00 Ludo
Making some real money you know
23:20:17 GMT+02:00 Dennis
Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites.Its been pleasure assisting you.
23:20:22 GMT+02:00 System
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Enough is enough! Nu beginnen we met je vingers eraf te snijdenquote:Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 23:22 schreef RacerDKB het volgende:
[..]
Stiekempjes ben ik gewoon een spion van swedishautoparts
Wel beetje jammer, dit als 5000e postquote:Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 23:14 schreef eQuaL het volgende:
Volgens mij is dit zo'n Live helpdesk ergens in India,
Zo van 200 mensen op 40m²
Phoebe => Gozer?quote:Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 00:04 schreef Nemesish3d het volgende:
vrag naar Phoebe, die gozer antwoord OVERAL zelf op en gaat erin mee ook
quote:Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 00:10 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:
SystemSystem
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0:05:01 AgentGreg
Good Day!Welcome to Livehelp with Greg!
0:05:16 CustomerGregsfan
Hi Greg
0:05:26 AgentGreg
hi !
0:05:27 CustomerGregsfan
I would like to order some parts
0:05:38 AgentGreg
Where are you located ?
0:05:51 CustomerGregsfan
tulips, woodenshoes, windmills
0:05:54 CustomerGregsfan
Does it ring a bell?
0:05:59 CustomerGregsfan
Its near Belgium and Germany
0:06:15 CustomerGregsfan
Dont ban me again hun
0:06:44 CustomerGregsfan
Now, about the parts
0:06:58 CustomerGregsfan
I own a Volvo from 87
0:07:33 AgentGreg
What parts do you need ?
0:08:00 CustomerGregsfan
Cant you come over to fix it?
0:08:41 CustomerGregsfan
Ill pay you ofcourse
0:09:32 CustomerGregsfan
And Ill cook you dinner!\
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quote:Does it ring a bell?
Bewijst weer eens dat het een helpdesk is geplaats in India.quote:Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 00:19 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:
4:18:15 PM mrgreen
you sure you dont want any cheese?
4:18:24 PM Napier
no
je kan noch thans wel postenquote:Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 12:47 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:
Gister had ik zoiets gedownload voor hide IP, vandaag kan ik geen verbinding met internet meer maken![]()
quote:Connected with Vincent
13:10:14
Vincent
Hello!!! How May I help you today ?
13:10:22
baas
hello, is sharon there?
13:10:39
Vincent
No
13:10:56
baas
Ok, do you know anything about volvo's then?
13:11:24
Vincent
Are you looking for the parts for your Volvo ?
13:12:08
baas
yes, im looking for wheels
13:12:17
Vincent
Okay
13:12:31
baas
vierkanten wheels for a 460 1.8i from 1994
13:12:34
Vincent
Year of manufacture and model of your vehicle.. ?
13:13:29
Vincent
Is your vehicle model 940, 960 or 850 ?
13:13:40
baas
Its a 460
13:13:59
Vincent
Do you have the manufacturer's part number ?
13:14:34
baas
I don't have a part name, but im looking for vierkante wheels..
13:14:57
baas
I can try to translate "vierkant" for you, because its not english
13:15:30
Vincent
I am sorry. We do not stock the part for your vehicle model
13:15:39
Vincent
Please check with your local dealer or parts store.
13:15:56
baas
sharon told you guys did have that part...
13:16:12
baas
i need square wheels, and can you ship that to the netherlands?
13:16:13
Vincent
Is your vehicle year 1994 ?
13:16:19
baas
yes
13:16:31
baas
thats also my year of birth
13:16:46
Vincent
Sorry, we do not stock the part you are looking for..
13:16:54
Vincent
Also, we do not ship outside the USA
13:16:56
baas
and a dynamo?
13:17:11
Vincent
sorry, no
13:17:15
baas
what?
13:17:23
baas
you dont have a dynamo for a 460?
13:17:46
Vincent
We don't have any parts for your 460 model
13:18:22
baas
Than its not a real volvo stock parts shop... The 460 is unne boas.. wie pwnd unnu noobie jeweetoch
13:18:57
baas
Then for a 850, a piemellikker?
13:19:02
Vincent
Is there anything else I can help you with today?
13:19:17
baas
and a kutjebef?
13:19:31
baas
and 10 wheelbolts
13:20:13
Vincent
I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store
13:20:30
baas
ok, but its expensive
13:21:15
baas
he ask 300 dollar for a kutjebef.. and a kutjebef is only 45 euro's in the redlight district you know
13:21:34
Vincent
I am not sure about that
13:21:39
Vincent
Nice chatting with you
13:21:40
Vincent
Good Bye
13:21:47
baas
What?
13:21:52
baas
i have a question
13:22:20
Vincent
Do you have the address in US to ship the part ?
13:22:23
baas
How can you not be sure about the price of 45 euro's for a kutjebef in the redligth district? you pervert... youve bin there
13:22:35
baas
amsterdam
13:22:55
Vincent
We do not ship to Amsterdam
13:23:03
baas
belguim then
13:23:10
baas
or sweden?
13:23:10
Vincent
no
13:23:23
Vincent
We do not ship outside the USA
13:23:33
baas
and you adress said sweden
13:23:45
baas
swedishpartswholesale
13:23:46
Vincent
No
13:24:01
Vincent
Its not Sweden
13:24:30
baas
swedish is sweden... I learned that in highschool
13:24:31
baas
13:24:57
Vincent
Okay
13:25:35
baas
So why you can't send it to sweden? Just put it in a plain, and go with the banana
13:26:47
baas
There are not much volvo's in the US.. So maybe its a good idea to ship international.. Talk to you're boss about that.. He gives you more money every month, because you had a good idea
13:27:24
Vincent
Thanks
13:27:28
Vincent
We are glad to be of help. Thank you.
13:27:30
baas
I just try to help
13:27:40
baas
but one thing
13:27:44
Vincent
Fine
13:27:48
Vincent
Yes
13:28:18
baas
i see you have parts for almost every model.. except the 440 and the 460.. Why's that
13:28:30
Vincent
No idea
13:28:35
Vincent
Thank you for visiting our website. Good Bye!!!
13:28:39
baas
goodbye
13:28:46
System
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quote:Chat InformationThank you for contacting PKR! Please wait for a Support Representative to respond. You are now 1 in a queue of 1 you should wait about 0 minute(s) and 5 seconds
Chat InformationHello! You are now chatting with 'Michael'
Chat InformationYour Issue ID for this chat is LTK419014172843X
Michael: Welcome to PKR! How can I help you?
row: Hey there,
row: I've got a problem with my PKR
row: i reinstalled it, but it still fails.
Michael: One moment please...
row: sure.
row: Hello?
Michael: Are you getting any error message?
row: Yes.
row: 'Unable to connect to the PKR servers'
row: And then it says, please delete some porn before you reconnect.
row: This is not funny, i take this very seriously!
Michael: Disable any antivirus or malware that may be running on your system and try again
row: I dont have a anti-virus
row: Oh sorry yes i do,
Michael: ok
row: I do have a antivirus called: Microsoft Windows Vista.
Michael: Testing whether you can connect to PKR-
Michael: Please go to: http://www1.pkr.com/assetserver/script/getassetbase.php
Michael: and tell us what answer you get- it should look something like: www1.pkr.com/assetserver/build-16617
row: It blocks everthing, and it has Pretty buttons!
row: Allright thanks.
row: One more thing,
Michael: you are welcome
Michael: Please go ahead
row: Can i order chinese food here?
row: With poker chips in it?
row: I love to eat poker chips!
row: Especially when i go All-in!
Michael: Bye
Michael: Enjoy the rest of your day
Michael: Thank you for visiting. Please contact us at anytime.
Ik word telkens weggedrukt.quote:
Waarschijnlijk overbelast, probeer het later nog een keerquote:Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 18:48 schreef Asskicker14 het volgende:
Ben ik de enige die er niet inkomt? Iets met Red Hat en Linux?
Is dit bluf?quote:Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 18:42 schreef Zotheid het volgende:
AliveSupport2 [11:38]: Hello. My name is Dirk Burghardt and I am the supervisor. We will trck down your IP at this moment.
Guest [11:38]: oke
[11:38]: and than?
AliveSupport2 [11:39]: If you come futher more in here, we will take legal acion against you.
[11:39]: Have anice day
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Dat duidt niet op een ban maar overbelastheid. Heb ik oook heel vaak, irritant!quote:Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 18:48 schreef Asskicker14 het volgende:
Ben ik de enige die er niet inkomt? Iets met Red Hat en Linux?
Ik denk het wel. Zelfs in Amerika lachen ze om zoietsquote:
Het ging wel over seks met kleine kinderen he. Daar zijn ze ook in Amerika niet zo blij mee.quote:Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 19:36 schreef vogeltjesdans het volgende:
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Ik denk het wel. Zelfs in Amerika lachen ze om zoietsEn dan nog, denk je dat Nederland je gaat uitleveren omdat je om chinees eten hebt gevraagd?
Paar jaartjes terug was het 30x zo erg, 4 topics in 1 dagquote:
Is dit gewoon bluf?quote:Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 20:48 schreef First het volgende:
SystemSystem
Thank you for contacting Live Help
20:41:13 SystemSystem
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20:41:13 SystemSystem
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20:41:13 AgentRoy
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
20:41:18 Customercustomerkees
hello
20:41:28 AgentRoy
Hi..
20:41:35 Customercustomerkees
first i would like to know, are you a human, cause my questions may be difficult for bots if you are human plz type 1234abcd to make sure you are human
20:42:03 AgentRoy
Fine..
20:42:08 AgentRoy
1234abcd
20:42:19 Customercustomerkees
ty :0
20:42:28 AgentRoy
Is that enough for you to confirm that I'm a human being?
20:42:29 Customercustomerkees
cool whould have suspected they would have bots
20:42:33 Customercustomerkees
yes
20:42:36 Customercustomerkees
thats enough
20:42:43 Customercustomerkees
no not enough
20:42:52 AgentRoy
Nope.. We have live people sitting in front of computers here to help you..
20:42:59 Customercustomerkees
i would like to know the colour of your eyes to make sure you arent a bot
20:43:44 AgentRoy
Hmmm, personal details are not supposed to be shared.. Anyway I've green eyes..
20:44:01 Customercustomerkees
I love green eyes <3
20:44:09 Customercustomerkees
i got purple eyes
20:44:44 AgentRoy
Okay.. Enough of this.. Please proceed with the question..
20:45:09 Customercustomerkeesi realy felt we had something special but if you want to talk about business
20:45:52 Customercustomerkees
I am looking for a part for my aunts car that got killed in an exident
20:46:09 AgentRoy
Okay.. Part name please.
20:46:19 AgentRoy
Are you from Netherlands?
20:46:24 Customercustomerkees
yes why you ask?
20:47:59 AgentRoy
I just now noticed the IP and we have filed a case to the authorities which is related to the IP from Netherlands.. We are getting lots of chat from Netherland who keeps posting this chat transcript in a blog..
20:48:25 AgentRoy
So we have submitted everything to the crime department.. Waiting for them to take the action soon..
Ze hebben ons door, hoe serieus moet ik dit nemen
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quote:Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 21:41 schreef Blackninjadude het volgende:
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http://www.justeat.nl/pages/frontpage.aspx
Alternatief misschien? Ik heb geen fancy hide IP prog dus ik laat het hier maar aan jullie over
quote:Hallo, mijn naam is Birgit. Hoe kan ik u helpen?
Jack:
Goedenavond!
Jack:
Jullie bezorgen toch in Nederland?
Birgit:
Ja, naar welk restaurant kijkt u?
Jack:
Uitstekend! Ik zou graag een Volvo PCV Oil Trap willen bestellen
Jack:
Type: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
Birgit:
veel geluk daarmee
Jack:
Is die op voorraad?
Birgit:
neen, spijtig genoeg niet
Jack:
Dat is een tegenvaller
Jack:
Bedankt voor de moeite!
Jack:
En nog een prettige avond
Birgit:
U ook
Jammerquote:Hallo, mijn naam is Birgit. Hoe kan ik u helpen?
James:
Hi Birgit... do you speak English ?
James:
I want some food, but I don't understand your site
Birgit:
Yes I do, how can I help
James:
How can I order ?
James:
I found my postal code, but I don't understand if they deliver in Woerden
Birgit:
ok
Birgit:
if the come up under that postcode they should deliver there
James:
OK, that's nice
James:
and... will you be delivering it ?
Birgit:
if you want to double check you can call the restaurant after you order, you will receive their phonenumber in the confimation email
Birgit:
I'm afraid not, I work for Just Eat, not the restaurant
James:
that's a pity, because I like your picture
James:
is there a way to have you delivered ?
James:
maybe we could go out some time
Birgit:
Very unlikely as I am in London and you in woerden
James:
I'll be traveling back next monday, so that's no problem for me
James:
can I have your phone number ?
James:
I will arrange a romantic dinner, not just some call-in fast-food thingy like this
James:
but really classy, with style, some candle-lights, red wine, roses...
Birgit heeft het gesprek verlaten.
quote:Hallo, mijn naam is Birgit. Hoe kan ik u helpen?
Birgit heeft het gesprek verlaten.
quote:Helaas is er op dit moment geen klantenservice medewerker beschikbaar. Als u wilt kunt u hieronder een bericht achter laten. Wij zullen daarop zo snel mogelijk reageren. Hartelijk bedankt.
quote:SystemSystem
Connected with Mari
22:28:04 AgentMari
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
22:28:12 CustomerOldenzaal
Hello!
22:28:21 AgentMari
hi there
22:28:29 AgentMari
how can i help you?
22:28:36 CustomerOldenzaal
I'm dying to know if you have any parts for the BMWx6 already
22:29:08 CustomerOldenzaal
Because i have 1, but my front bumper was stolen by some turkish people over here, who won the soccer match
22:29:25 CustomerOldenzaal
So i need a front bumper BMWX6
22:29:44 AgentMari
oh my that is terrible, is it the 2008 X6 that you are referring to?
22:29:55 CustomerOldenzaal
YES!
22:30:08 CustomerOldenzaal
That's why i was so mad!
22:30:13 CustomerOldenzaal
It is a brand new car!
22:30:34 AgentMari
i am sorry for this one we do not have parts of it yet however you can try the BMW site it self
22:30:34 AgentMari
Phone: 201-307-4000 Toll free: 800-831-1117 Fax: 201-930-8362 Website: www.bmwusa.com
22:30:44 AgentMari
yes its indeed brand new
22:30:59 CustomerOldenzaal
Do you like the car? I won the lottery last month!
22:31:04 AgentMari
and its really horrible for that man to do that
22:31:14 AgentMari
i have seen it and its really nice
22:31:22 CustomerOldenzaal
I know, but its hard to track him or her down, because they al look alike!
22:31:29 AgentMari
lucky!
22:31:55 CustomerOldenzaal
But, another question, if i may ask
22:32:04 AgentMari
but its sad that the bumper was stolen
22:32:08 AgentMari
yes what is it please
22:32:10 CustomerOldenzaal
How much do you get for this job?
22:32:19 CustomerOldenzaal
Because i want to do it as well!
22:32:22 CustomerOldenzaal
Is it fun?
22:32:54 AgentMari) yes its really fun and we get to help other people however we can not disclose that information regarding the rate we are getting
22:33:18 CustomerOldenzaal
Ok, not even when i talk to your boss? Or is that impossible?
22:33:50 AgentMari
try to email us please customerservice@autopartswarehouse.com
22:33:54 AgentMari
and you can inquire there
22:33:57 CustomerOldenzaal
Ok, thank you very much!!!
22:34:15 AgentMari
you are welcome, you have a wonderful day!
Ze ging om half 11 dicht. Daar gaat m'n turkse pizza.quote:Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 22:00 schreef HuHu het volgende:
Birgit gaat een drukke avond krijgen in d'r eentje.
Ik ben benieuwd of hun tolk ook op FOK! zit.quote:Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 23:41 schreef deepart het volgende:
HAHA police department...Worden we dalijk op gepakt voor vragen stellen
wat een vertalingquote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 01:09 schreef shavilovesnetherlands het volgende:
Hahahaha ....
Hoe zijn jullie van Nederland! Miss me?! Dat gaat zo mooi dat u hebben gevraagd om mijn naam door middel van chatten. Dat gaat zo leuk om te weten dat uw manier van bugging iemand serieus werken. Ga verder dat, en u zult slagen. Hoe dan ook, wat je zaait is wat je ook oogsten.
Moge God Bless u allen.
That Dutch translation was terrible!quote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 01:10 schreef shavilovesnetherlands het volgende:
Hahahaha....
How are you guys of Netherlands! Miss me?! Its so nice that you have asked for my name through chat. Its so nice to know that it is your way of bugging someone seriously working. Continue that, and you will prosper. Anyway, what you sow is what you will also reap.
May God Bless you all.
A dog has a boss.quote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 01:12 schreef Meddo het volgende:
And if you want, we can contact your boss and tell him you helped us great! So you will get paid better
Ze hebben geen welpiesquote:Leonelle has joined this session!
1:38:36 SystemSystem
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1:38:41 AgentLeonelle
Welcome to Live Help! How may I help you today?
1:38:51 CustomerWuppie
I need some parts for my volvo
1:39:01 AgentLeonelle
Yes?
1:39:14 CustomerWuppie
Do I get free Welpies with them ?
1:39:41 AgentLeonelle
What do you mean by Welpies?
1:40:06 CustomerWuppie
You never heard of Welpies ?
1:40:24 AgentLeonelle
yes sir.
1:41:08 CustomerWuppie
Well , anyway , I like to prder , 1 patat met , 2 goulashkroketten , 1 berenhap met satésaus en 3 milkshakes aardbeien
1:41:16 CustomerWuppie
Do you ship to the netherlands ?
1:41:26 AgentLeonelle
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
1:41:32 CustomerWuppie
Thats too bad
1:41:46 AgentLeonelle
Is there anything else I can help you with?
1:42:14 CustomerWuppie
No , yopu cant help me with anything , only Welpies helpen , you know form alle welpies helpen , thanx for your time
1:42:31 AgentLeonelle
Thank you for visiting our website. If you need more parts for your vehicle please don't hesitate to look for my name "Leonelle" in live chat and I'd be willing to help you in anything you need. Have a nice day!
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quote:2:57:40 System
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2:57:40 System
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2:57:45 Jeff
Welcome to live chat sales, how may I help you?
2:57:50 Bob
hi Jeff
2:58:25 Jeff
hello there bob
2:58:35 Jeff
how may I help you tonight?
2:58:58 Bob
well, i'd like to know if you have some things in stock
2:59:20 Jeff
like what part?
3:00:05 Bob
i need a oil trap for my volvo
3:00:30 Bob
a pcv-thingie, you know what i mean?
3:01:00 Jeff
yes let me check if we have the part for your car
3:01:05 Jeff
please hold
3:01:08 Bob
ok np
3:01:10 Jeff
may I have the make, year, model of your car?
3:01:43 Bob
it's blue
3:01:44 Bob
and uhm
3:02:10 Bob
just a sec
3:02:21 Jeff
ok
3:02:27 Jeff
take your time
3:02:29 Bob
a 66 variomatic
3:02:38 Bob
built in 86 i believe
3:03:34 Jeff
is that a s70, model like that
3:04:11 Bob
uhm, wai
3:04:13 Bob
wait
3:04:17 Bob
i found the exact part i need
3:04:21 Bob
i need a Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
3:04:40 Jeff
ok let me check that
3:04:45 Jeff
please hold
3:05:51 Jeff
thats a 760 model
3:06:29 Bob
ahhh yes
3:06:40 Bob
well you know, i'm an old man... not really up to date with all car parts anymore
3:06:47 Bob
my son bobby told me what i should get
3:07:21 Jeff
don't worry I will assist you with your needs sir
3:07:28 Bob
that's very friendly of you
3:07:37 Bob
do you ship to london?
3:07:46 Jeff
thats why we are here
3:08:32 Bob- but do you ship to london?
3:09:01 Jeff
I apologize but we currently do not ship out of the 48
continental states of USA.
3:09:16 Bob
but i'm in the usa
3:09:26 Jeff
but if you have an address that you can use here I can help you with that
3:09:33 Jeff
thats great
3:09:42 Bob
you never heard of London, Ohio??!
3:10:26 Jeff
no sir
3:10:51 Jeff
sorry bout that
3:11:00 Bob
tssk - go back to school
3:11:14 Bob
while we're at it - could you connect me to Shavi? she's such a nice girl
3:12:22 Jeff
ok sir please hold, but our session will be cut off if I transfer you to shavi
3:12:36 Bob
ok - thanks
3:13:27 System
You are being transferred to another Agent. Please stand by...
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Wat een kreng, die Shavi...quote:3:13:27 System
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3:13:33 Shavi
Hello! My name is Sharon. How may I assist you today?
3:13:41 Bob
hiya sharon, bob from london here
3:13:43 Bob
how are you?
3:13:52 Shavi
Hi
3:14:28 Bob
i have a question for you...
3:15:05 Bob
i hope you can help me?
3:15:27 Shavi
are you looking to purchase an item?
3:15:30 Bob
yes i am
3:15:33 Bob
do you ship to london?
3:16:59 Bob
hello?!?
3:18:36 Shavi
are you a member of this forum: We do not ship to the Netherlands
3:18:43 Bob
no i'm not
3:18:56 Bob
what country is that, new zealand or something?
3:20:28 Shavi
I would like to inform you that we no longer ship internationally. However, please let me know if you have an address, a friend, or relative within the 48 continental states of USA. Since, you can use their address as your shipping address where we could deliver your order
3:20:38 Bob
i'm not asking you to ship internationally... i'm in the usa
3:21:14 Bob
jeesh, you never heard of london, ohio?
3:21:47 Shavi
have you already stated that to me?
3:21:59 Bob
you're slow sharon... could you please transfer me to Phoebe? i chatted to her a few days ago and she was much quicker to respond
3:26:25 Bob
hello?!
3:29:16 Bob
Sharon, you ok? you need help or something? should i call 911?
3:30:31 Bob
i'm going to call an ambulance if you don't respond in 5 minutes, sharon - i'm worried
3:35:04 Bob
Shavi, i'm going to call an ambulance right now!
3:37:39 Bob
they'll be there in 10 minutes
3:37:48 Bob
i hope they're in time to save you
3:44:12 Bob
well i'm leaving - all the best, i hope you're not too ill for the ambulance
3:44:14 Bob
bye shavi
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3:47:54 System
Connected with Gwen
3:48:03 Bob
hello
3:48:04 Gwen
Hello there. How may I help you today?
3:48:14 Bob
hi, i have 3 questions for you
3:48:33 Bob
do you ship to london?
3:48:49 Gwen
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
3:48:55 Bob
i am in the US
3:49:04 Bob
london, ohio - ever heard of it?
3:49:29 Gwen
Sorry for that typo, Sorry we are in Carson CA
3:49:29 Gwen
yes we do ship
3:49:36 Bob
ok cool
3:49:49 Gwen
can I have the part number you are looking for ?
3:49:59 Bob
question number two: could you check with Shavi after this chat? she didn't respond earlier on, i think she fainted
3:50:09 Bob
i called an ambulance, it should be there in about 10 minutes i think
3:50:39 Gwen
Sorry for the inconvience we were facing some technical problem
3:50:44 Gwen
How can I help you Bob
3:50:56 Bob
ok
3:51:01 Bob
final question, i'd like to order something
3:51:13 Gwen
yes please
3:51:22 Bob
but i'm not sure who's going to deliver it? are you coming to bring it to my house?
3:52:00 Gwen
It will be delivered to you in 5-7 business days or less through UPS or fedex
3:52:20 Gwen
Can I have the part number you are looking to order ?
3:52:43 Bob
i'd like to order a 42, a 57 and a 64
3:53:35 Gwen
can I have the full part numbers
3:53:56 Bob
hmm, i thought these were the full numbers
3:53:59 Bob
can i give you the names?
3:54:10 Gwen
sure
3:54:23 Bob
ok, i'd like to order a burrito, french fries and a coke
3:55:10 Gwen
This is professional chat session, Do you have any questions regarding the car parts
3:55:30 Bob
car parts? i thought i was contacting Al's Burrito Palace...
3:55:59 Bob
looks like Al's out of business then... can you recommend me another burrito place in ohio?
3:56:15 Gwen
Sorry I am not sure on this
3:56:20 Gwen
Thankyou
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En als ze dat wel deden... Wat dan nogquote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 08:25 schreef Xith het volgende:
Mensen ze kunnen niet je IP doorgeven aan de Politie want, naast vele andere redenen, zullen ze je niet oppakken voor deze civiele zaak - en gaat al zeker geen IP gegevens opgraven bij internetleveranciers.
Mijn oudersquote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 09:41 schreef deepart het volgende:
[..]
En als ze dat wel deden... Wat dan nog
I know what you did last summerquote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 10:28 schreef Kjelleke het volgende:
System
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System
Connected with Gwen
Gwen
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Kjelleke
hello gwen
Kjelleke
prove to me you are not a bot, by saying AARS
Gwen
I am a live person
Kjelleke
can you prove it?
Gwen
May I know the parts you are looking for
Gwen
AARS
Kjelleke
im looking for a Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
Gwen
Please allow me to look into the information for you. Would you mind holding a moment?
Kjelleke
yes
Gwen
Can I have the exact year /
Gwen
?
Kjelleke
i tought 1980
Kjelleke
but not sure
Gwen
May I know where are you located ?
Kjelleke
Holland
Gwen
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
Kjelleke
o, but it is nog internationally
Kjelleke
Holland, Texas
Kjelleke
you're not a geograpic wonder are you?
Gwen
is it ?
Gwen
Holland is not in texas
Kjelleke
you're questioning my knowledge of my hometown?
Kjelleke
i know its small, but you can't ignore Holland
Gwen
I know holland is not in texas, because even i am from texas
Kjelleke
you do not type like someone from texas, prove me you're from Texas by saying LULHANNES
Gwen
We do have your IP address recorded and we do have all the informations
Gwen
Thankyou
Kjelleke
did i give permission for that?
Kjelleke
i don't like suprises
Kjelleke
what if i would tell you that i have all the informations of you GWEN!
Kjelleke
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
Kjelleke
AND WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
Gwen
Have a great day
Kjelleke
thankyou
Kjelleke
same to you!
Kjelleke
but i want my part
Gwen
i am sorry, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally.
Kjellekei know that
Kjelleke
you said that already
Kjelleke
ship it to Holland, Texas
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http://maps.google.nl/maps?q=holland+texas&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&resnum=1&ct=titlequote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 10:28 schreef Kjelleke het volgende:
System
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System
Connected with Gwen
Gwen
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Kjelleke
hello gwen
Kjelleke
prove to me you are not a bot, by saying AARS
Gwen
I am a live person
Kjelleke
can you prove it?
Gwen
May I know the parts you are looking for
Gwen
AARS
Kjelleke
im looking for a Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
Gwen
Please allow me to look into the information for you. Would you mind holding a moment?
Kjelleke
yes
Gwen
Can I have the exact year /
Gwen
?
Kjelleke
i tought 1980
Kjelleke
but not sure
Gwen
May I know where are you located ?
Kjelleke
Holland
Gwen
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
Kjelleke
o, but it is nog internationally
Kjelleke
Holland, Texas
Kjelleke
you're not a geograpic wonder are you?
Gwen
is it ?
Gwen
Holland is not in texas
Kjelleke
you're questioning my knowledge of my hometown?
Kjelleke
i know its small, but you can't ignore Holland
Gwen
I know holland is not in texas, because even i am from texas
Kjelleke
you do not type like someone from texas, prove me you're from Texas by saying LULHANNES
Gwen
We do have your IP address recorded and we do have all the informations
Gwen
Thankyou
Kjelleke
did i give permission for that?
Kjelleke
i don't like suprises
Kjelleke
what if i would tell you that i have all the informations of you GWEN!
Kjelleke
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
Kjelleke
AND WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
Gwen
Have a great day
Kjelleke
thankyou
Kjelleke
same to you!
Kjelleke
but i want my part
Gwen
i am sorry, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally.
Kjellekei know that
Kjelleke
you said that already
Kjelleke
ship it to Holland, Texas
System
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ik weet waar ik over praat!quote:http://maps.google.nl/maps?q=holland+texas&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&resnum=1&ct=title
Hij doet wat random macro's, de lulloquote:Vincent
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
11:36:59
baas
hello.. i spoke to you yesterday
11:37:26
baas
you're there fulltime?
11:37:47
Vincent
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
11:37:55
baas
what?
11:38:21
baas
you have brains from an elephant?
11:38:43
Vincent
I apologize, I am not that familiar with this particular information. I suggest you to check with the local dealer or local mechanic.
11:38:50
baas
Im wondering if you have spoilers.
11:39:03
Vincent
Please give me the following information to place the order
Your First & Last Name as in the credit card
Billing address as registered with your credit card company
Day time phone number & E-mail address [ For Order Confirmation ].
11:39:43
baas
you're a robot? Because i just asked for a spoiler.. I don't have a CC
11:39:58
Vincent
Is there anything else I can help you with today?
11:40:15
baas
a spoiler and air filter
11:40:36
baas
the air filter is because my girlfriend farted
11:40:54
Vincent
I have filed you the return form. You will get the RMA number through e-mail within 2 to 3 business days.Please check the e-mail for further details about returning the part.
11:41:37
baas
Did you fall asleep on the keyboard? You put in some strange macro's
11:42:03
Vincent
All cats carry a 2 year or 24,000 mile warranty.
11:42:33
baas
I know someone named vincent. He has a very big nose. Very wierd..
11:42:50
Vincent
Sorry, We provide only part search help with correct part# and Exact Part Name , For technical Queries please contact your local mechanic or dealer
11:43:06
baas
Dealer? Im not doint drug dude
11:43:11
baas
doing*
11:43:43
baas
But DO you have a air filter and how much does it cost? Its for a 444
11:43:56
Vincent
All warranties (accept for parts that wear, rotors, brake pads Belts etc) are 12 months from the date of purchase. Anything after that is not covered under warranty.
11:44:32
baas
Vincent.. You did pop some pills or what? I ask you a serious question
11:44:52
Vincent
Thank you for visiting our website. Good Bye!!!
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spark plug spark... you get it? MUWHAHAHAquote:Eby has joined this session!
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System
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11:48:45
Eby
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
11:49:17
baas
Hello, i just talked to vincent and he was sayng the same thing over and over
11:49:26
baas
maybe YOU can help me
11:49:35
Eby
yes,
11:49:43
baas
i have a volvo 444
11:49:50
Eby
How can I help you Baas,
11:50:05
baas
from 1952
11:50:18
baas
Im looking for a air filter
11:51:53
baas
*buzzer*
11:52:05
Eby
Please allow me to look into the information for you. Would you mind holding a moment?
11:52:35
baas
No problem.. Im in a wheelchair
11:52:46
Eby
I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
11:52:55
baas
yes
11:53:11
baas
I need 6 spark plug sparks
11:55:19
baas
Can you find some?
11:55:37
Eby
Just a sec
11:55:37
Eby
Checking...
11:57:02
Eby
I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
11:57:29
baas
Thats not good..
11:57:57
Eby
Thank you for visiting our website.
11:57:59
baas
I cant find them. No1 has those parts
11:58:11
baas
okaj bye
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System
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12:18:27
Nancy
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
12:18:35
papi
Hey nancy
12:18:42
Nancy
Hi
12:19:00
papi
You know some about Volvo?
12:19:22
Nancy
Are you looking for any parts?
12:19:31
papi
Yes, an injector
12:19:37
papi
For fuel
12:19:47
Nancy
What is your vehicle's Make, Model and Year of manufacture?
12:19:57
Nancy
and may I know your location?
12:20:11
papi
Thats alot you want to know girl:P
12:20:38
papi
Its a volvo 444 from 1952. My location is america
12:21:15
papi
How old are you.. If i may ask?
12:21:52
Nancy
Sorry we are here for official chats
12:22:25
papi
Okaj, then i OFFICIALY ask you.. how old are you?:P
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Cindy
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
13:30:12
papi
hey there.. i pressed ESC
13:30:58
Cindy
Okay. anyway I have sent the Quote to your email as well as the pictures of the tapered and flat panel air filter
13:31:23
Cindy
YOu can purchase online sir yourself or you can look for assistance
13:31:37
Cindy
or you can look for me for further assistance
13:31:51
papi
Okaj, i will look for the left turning sparks
13:32:11
Cindy
Okay sir and then you can add that part to the cart
13:32:22
papi
you have a copy of the conversation about the sparks and air filter?
13:32:34
Cindy
but its best to get the OE part nunber so i can look up for the correct one
13:32:43
Cindy
No sir
13:32:52
papi
DOnt know all you told me about the spark plugs
13:32:59
Cindy
My supervisor has the conversation
13:33:07
papi
can he send it to me?
13:33:19
Cindy
I dont think sir.....
13:33:27
papi
Ah pitty
13:33:54
Cindy
you just have to look up the year, make and model of your vehicle
13:33:59
Cindy
and then the part you are looking to purchase
13:34:14
Cindy
is there anything else I can assist you with?
13:34:20
papi
Im good in looking... good looking.... you know;) haha
13:34:45
Cindy
Oh Im sure you are sir
13:35:00
papi
You want a photo?:)
13:35:13
papi
maybe we can date, only if you're good looking to
13:35:30
Cindy
Oh sorry sir I am attached
13:35:39
papi
With kids?
13:35:45
Cindy
and Im not good looking
13:35:50
Cindy
no
13:36:06
papi
thats a honest awnser... You helped me very well
13:36:23
Cindy
Anyway sir sorry to cut this nice converation but I need to assist other customers....is there anything else I can assist you with?
13:36:34
papi
i thank you for that... Normally girls look to my pretty face but they are not lissening to what i say
13:37:07
papi
I understand... Good luck today... i call it a day
13:37:21
Cindy
Thank you papi
13:37:31
Cindy
It has been a pleasure assisting you
13:37:39
Cindy
Have a nice day. Good Bye
13:37:45
papi
thanks... pleasure too
13:37:49
papi
bye
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System
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The warden dissenquote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 15:38 schreef Nodachi het volgende:
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gaan jullie daar toch gezellig verder
Nee joh, nergens voor nodigquote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 15:43 schreef First het volgende:
Gebruiken jullie eigenlijk nog proxy server of iets anders om je IP adres, wil eigenlijk niet weten of he nodig is maar voor dit soort geintjes wil ik het gewoon voor de zekerheid hebben.
too big too fit in herequote:Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:03 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:
22:00:04 CustomerTuck 'n Roll
Do you have something else that will fit?
Zolang je niets bestelt en zo.quote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 15:58 schreef deepart het volgende:
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Nee joh, nergens voor nodigWat willen ze gaan doen dan? Jou oppakken omdat je een grapje uithaald op een chat kanaal.. Is grootspraak van die mannen omdat ze graag hebben dat het stopt, bang maken
kunnen ze me echt niks doen?quote:Cause the IP address that you have come from is in Netherlands which is being traced by the authorities at the moment..
om er compleet zeker van te zijn, kan je beter natuurlijk ophouden.quote:
Kreeg ik ook de hele tijd, zowel met een Nederlands als een Belgisch IP-adres. Als ik inlog op de VPS van een vriend, die gehost is in Engeland, lukt het wel.quote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 17:09 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:
Ik krijg object moved
Zonder hide IP krijg ik dat red linus oid, nu had ik een ander hide IP dinges krijg ik ditquote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 17:15 schreef James1988 het volgende:
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Kreeg ik ook de hele tijd, zowel met een Nederlands als een Belgisch IP-adres. Als ik inlog op de VPS van een vriend, die gehost is in Engeland, lukt het wel.
Zal dus wel een IP-ban zijn, denk ik.
Flauw...quote:17:16:30 System
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17:16:30 Josephine
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
17:16:37 Dave
hello Josephine
17:16:39 Dave
how are you?
17:16:50 Josephine
hi
17:16:54 Josephine
im good Dave
17:17:01 Dave
good to hear
17:17:05 Dave
i'm having a problem
17:17:30 Josephine
let me assist
17:17:53 Dave
when i click the thingie, another thingie opens and something starts spinning but after a while nothing happens
17:19:10 Josephine
I’m sorry i.m not that familiar with this information. Please consult your local mechanic.
17:19:28 Dave
you know, the thingie that starts everything
17:20:26 Josephine
sorry no
17:20:31 Josephine
thanks for visiting
17:20:55 Dave
but this is Live Help?
17:21:05 Dave
i thought you could help me with my hotmail
17:24:57 Dave
i need live help here
* James1988 tickles himself.quote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 19:53 schreef CYBERCRIME het volgende:
HI EVERYONE. YOU PPL ARE TALKING ABOUT IP CHANGING AND EVERYTHING, I GUESS THE PROOF FROM ALL THE SITE WE HAVE BEEN GETTING ARE TRUE.. THERE'S NOTHING TO PROVE AS WE HAVE TRACED. NOW EVERYONE BE READY TO EAT THE SAME SHIT WHAT YOU WERE DOING TO THE SUPPORT PEOPLE. WHO WANTS TO CHANGE IP AND THEN CHAT AGAIN DO TRY CAUSE THE NEXT MOMENT YOU PPL WILL DEFINITELY BE TREATED VERY WELL BY DUTCH AUTHORITIES. THIS WARNING IS EPECIALLY TO " deepart "
AGAIN A TRANSLATED VERSION OF YOUR SHIT:
Hey iedereen. PPL u praten over IP veranderen en alles, ik denk het bewijs van al de site die we hebben om zijn ware .. Er is niets aan te tonen zoals wij hebben getraceerd. Nu iedereen klaar om te eten dezelfde shit wat je aan het doen was aan de ondersteuning van mensen. Die wil veranderen IP en dan chat weer doen proberen veroorzaken de komende moment dat je PPL zal zeker heel goed worden behandeld door de Nederlandse autoriteiten. Deze waarschuwing EPECIALLY IS OP "deepart"
Als je iets te klagen hebt ga je maar naar KLBquote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 19:53 schreef CYBERCRIME het volgende:
HI EVERYONE. YOU PPL ARE TALKING ABOUT IP CHANGING AND EVERYTHING, I GUESS THE PROOF FROM ALL THE SITE WE HAVE BEEN GETTING ARE TRUE.. THERE'S NOTHING TO PROVE AS WE HAVE TRACED. NOW EVERYONE BE READY TO EAT THE SAME SHIT WHAT YOU WERE DOING TO THE SUPPORT PEOPLE. WHO WANTS TO CHANGE IP AND THEN CHAT AGAIN DO TRY CAUSE THE NEXT MOMENT YOU PPL WILL DEFINITELY BE TREATED VERY WELL BY DUTCH AUTHORITIES. THIS WARNING IS EPECIALLY TO " deepart "
AGAIN A TRANSLATED VERSION OF YOUR SHIT:
Hey iedereen. PPL u praten over IP veranderen en alles, ik denk het bewijs van al de site die we hebben om zijn ware .. Er is niets aan te tonen zoals wij hebben getraceerd. Nu iedereen klaar om te eten dezelfde shit wat je aan het doen was aan de ondersteuning van mensen. Die wil veranderen IP en dan chat weer doen proberen veroorzaken de komende moment dat je PPL zal zeker heel goed worden behandeld door de Nederlandse autoriteiten. Deze waarschuwing EPECIALLY IS OP "deepart"
Come and get me.quote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 20:01 schreef CYBERCRIME het volgende:
YOU WILL SOON BE IMPRESSED AND LETS SEE WHO"S GONNA BE AFTER YOU PPL KNOW WHOM REALLY YOU ARE PLAYING WITH?
Translated:quote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 20:03 schreef CYBERCRIME het volgende:
YOU PLL BETTER NOTE WHAT YOU SEE DOWN
Je IP-adres is XXX.XXX.XXX Bij misbruik van dit forum kunnen we je provider op de hoogte stellen.
In geval van illegale praktijken verlenen wij volledige medewerking aan justitie.
Yes.quote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 20:04 schreef CYBERCRIME het volgende:
GREAT!!!!!
OH NOES!quote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 19:53 schreef CYBERCRIME het volgende:
HI EVERYONE. YOU PPL ARE TALKING ABOUT IP CHANGING AND EVERYTHING, I GUESS THE PROOF FROM ALL THE SITE WE HAVE BEEN GETTING ARE TRUE.. THERE'S NOTHING TO PROVE AS WE HAVE TRACED. NOW EVERYONE BE READY TO EAT THE SAME SHIT WHAT YOU WERE DOING TO THE SUPPORT PEOPLE. WHO WANTS TO CHANGE IP AND THEN CHAT AGAIN DO TRY CAUSE THE NEXT MOMENT YOU PPL WILL DEFINITELY BE TREATED VERY WELL BY DUTCH AUTHORITIES. THIS WARNING IS EPECIALLY TO " deepart "
AGAIN A TRANSLATED VERSION OF YOUR SHIT:
Hey iedereen. PPL u praten over IP veranderen en alles, ik denk het bewijs van al de site die we hebben om zijn ware .. Er is niets aan te tonen zoals wij hebben getraceerd. Nu iedereen klaar om te eten dezelfde shit wat je aan het doen was aan de ondersteuning van mensen. Die wil veranderen IP en dan chat weer doen proberen veroorzaken de komende moment dat je PPL zal zeker heel goed worden behandeld door de Nederlandse autoriteiten. Deze waarschuwing EPECIALLY IS OP "deepart"
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