We do not ship to the Netherlands #2

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10:52:56 Kjelleke
yes, i would like to speak to Gwen
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please hold while I transfer
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Hello there. How may I help you today?
10:54:14 Kjelleke
hello Gwen
10:54:26 Kjelleke
I've got prove that Holland is in Texas
10:54:28 Kjelleke
http://maps.google.nl/maps?q=holland+texas&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&resnum=1&ct=title
10:54:41 Kjelleke
stupid
10:54:50 Kjelleke
I hope you learn from it!
10:55:48 Gwen
okay
10:55:57 Gwen
Thankyou
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ze blijft nog beleefd, nu nog ff haar de huid volschelden!

Pssst.... http://lc2.livecom.net/lc/index.lc?acc=90038<ID=LT-8281846-20060828-

de wehkamp....

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11:00:38 Charles
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
11:00:39 Kjelleke
i would like to speak to Gwen
11:01:30 Charles
She has left for the day
11:01:51 Kjelleke
she should
11:02:01 Kjelleke
i would like to file al complaint about her
11:02:20 Kjelleke
you Know Holland?
11:02:25 Charles
Regarding
11:02:33 Kjelleke
do you know Holland
11:02:39 Kjelleke
she doesn't
11:02:55 Charles
Zip code please ?
11:03:58 Charles
Are we connected ?
11:04:02 Kjelleke
only if you know where holland is!
11:04:14 Kjelleke
i feel ignored
11:04:23 Kjelleke
only because i live in a small town
11:04:50 Charles
Ok i will help you ..Can I have the zip code please ?
11:04:54 Kjelleke
no
11:05:04 Kjelleke
tell me where Holland is
11:05:15 Kjelleke
just to check you're knowledge
11:05:20 Charles
Sorry then I cant help you
11:05:36 Charles
Unless you tell me the Zip code I can help you
11:05:46 Kjelleke
what a stupid company you are
11:06:23 Kjelleke
you're knowledge of the US and A is just terrible
11:06:55 Kjelleke
how can you help people when you don't know anything
11:07:15 Charles
2 or 4 wheel drive?
11:07:23 Kjelleke
yes
11:07:40 Charles
Are you looking to purchase from us? Shall I take you through a secured order process,get the order done correctly and see to that if it ships out in time?
11:08:26 Kjelleke
i want to purchase a Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
11:09:30 Charles
Ok give me the billing and Shipping Address please So that I can process your order
11:09:40 Kjelleke
retard
11:10:07 Kjelleke
TX 76534

11:10:35 Charles
Sorry I have checked on the parts and it is currently out of stock
11:10:35 Charles
I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
11:10:51 Kjelleke
yes, do you now know where HOLLAND IS?
11:11:05 Charles
Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites.Its been pleasure assisting you.
11:11:10 Charles
Yes I do
11:11:15 Charles
It is a small town
11:11:20 Kjelleke
where?
11:11:25 Charles
bye take care
11:11:29 Kjelleke
stupid fucks
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iedereen moet toch weten waar Holland ligt, het zelfde geld voor America, Brabant

de laatste van vandaag! wat blijftie aardig

Hogg is een goeie gozert


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Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
11:23:31 Kjelleke
are you a relative of Boss Hogg
11:23:48 Hogg
Yes..
11:23:54 Hogg
Are you looking for any parts ?
11:24:00 Kjelleke
yes..
11:24:12 Kjelleke
is he your dad?
11:24:18 Hogg
May I know the part ?
11:24:43 Hogg
Where are you located /
11:24:47 Kjelleke
holland
11:24:58 Hogg
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
11:25:16 Kjelleke
holland, michigan
11:25:21 Kjelleke
stupid fuck
11:25:28 Hogg
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
11:25:31 Kjelleke
i just hate it when you do that
11:25:46 Hogg
This is professional chat.
11:25:53 Kjelleke
off cource
11:26:07 Kjelleke
then you should know where Holland is
11:26:28 Kjelleke
go back to primary school
11:26:53 Hogg
We are glad to be of help. Thank you.
11:26:58 Hogg
Bye!
11:27:03 Kjelleke
bye Boss HOgg
11:27:18 Hogg
Bye
11:27:22 Kjelleke
stupid
11:27:43 Hogg
You are welcome
11:27:53 Kjelleke
you're a positive person
11:28:06 Kjelleke
maybe i could like you, if you knew where Holland is
11:28:43 Hogg
Sorry no
11:29:58 Hogg
Thank you for visiting our website.
11:30:03 Hogg
Bye!
11:30:07 Kjelleke
don't i get a chance to order?
11:30:29 Kjelleke
duke of hazzard
11:30:38 Hogg
Do you have any US shipping address ?
11:30:41 Kjelleke
yes
11:30:54 Kjelleke
602 Michigan Ave
Holland, MI 49423
11:30:58 Hogg
Can I have the address please ?
11:31:10 Kjelleke
i just gave it
11:31:33 Hogg
May I have the Part Number (or SKU) Please....
11:31:50 Kjelleke
i would like a Broodje Bal
11:31:58 Kjelleke
met pindasaus
11:32:09 Kjelleke
en rap een beetje
11:32:10 Kjelleke
!
11:32:18 Hogg
May I know the exact part name or part # you are looking for?
11:32:28 Kjelleke
12
11:33:23 Hogg
Please give me the correct part name or part number .
11:33:34 Kjelleke
broodje bal 12
11:33:39 Kjelleke
thats what i know
11:34:03 Hogg
I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
11:34:15 Kjelleke
hows the weather over there?
11:34:33 Hogg
It is nice...
11:34:38 Hogg
Have a good one !
11:34:43 Hogg
Bye!
11:34:49 Kjelleke
Bye again!
11:34:54 Kjelleke
you passed the test
11:35:18 Hogg
Thank you!
11:35:31 Kjelleke
dickhead
11:35:53 Hogg
Have a nice day

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Vincent
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
11:36:59
baas
hello.. i spoke to you yesterday

11:37:26
baas
you're there fulltime?

11:37:47
Vincent
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
11:37:55
baas
what?

11:38:21
baas
you have brains from an elephant?

11:38:43
Vincent
I apologize, I am not that familiar with this particular information. I suggest you to check with the local dealer or local mechanic.
11:38:50
baas
Im wondering if you have spoilers.

11:39:03
Vincent
Please give me the following information to place the order
Your First & Last Name as in the credit card
Billing address as registered with your credit card company
Day time phone number & E-mail address [ For Order Confirmation ].
11:39:43
baas
you're a robot? Because i just asked for a spoiler.. I don't have a CC

11:39:58
Vincent
Is there anything else I can help you with today?
11:40:15
baas
a spoiler and air filter

11:40:36
baas
the air filter is because my girlfriend farted

11:40:54
Vincent
I have filed you the return form. You will get the RMA number through e-mail within 2 to 3 business days.Please check the e-mail for further details about returning the part.
11:41:37
baas
Did you fall asleep on the keyboard? You put in some strange macro's

11:42:03
Vincent
All cats carry a 2 year or 24,000 mile warranty.
11:42:33
baas
I know someone named vincent. He has a very big nose. Very wierd..

11:42:50
Vincent
Sorry, We provide only part search help with correct part# and Exact Part Name , For technical Queries please contact your local mechanic or dealer
11:43:06
baas
Dealer? Im not doint drug dude

11:43:11
baas
doing*

11:43:43
baas
But DO you have a air filter and how much does it cost? Its for a 444

11:43:56
Vincent
All warranties (accept for parts that wear, rotors, brake pads Belts etc) are 12 months from the date of purchase. Anything after that is not covered under warranty.
11:44:32
baas
Vincent.. You did pop some pills or what? I ask you a serious question

11:44:52
Vincent
Thank you for visiting our website. Good Bye!!!
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Hij doet wat random macro's, de lullo

Heel gesprek met chase gehad vandaag


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Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
11:31:11 Naomi
hello
11:31:16 Naomi
are you a bot?
11:32:16 Chase
no
11:32:17 Chase
why?
11:32:32 Naomi
realy if you arent a bot type KANKERKACHEl
11:33:22 Chase
what?
11:33:27 Chase
what are you talking about?
11:33:32 Naomi
want to be sure if you arent a bot
11:33:42 Chase
fine
11:33:52 Chase
concern please?
11:33:56 Naomi
?
11:33:59 Naomi
what you mean
11:34:19 Naomi
might be a little bit off topic question but do you know fok?
11:34:19 Chase
what is your concern?
11:34:38 Naomi
that i am wasting my valuable time talking to a bot
11:35:07 Chase
yeah i know
11:35:17 Naomi
you know fok?
11:35:17 Chase
so what is your concern please?
11:35:24 Naomi
you mean what i want?
11:35:37 Chase
yes
11:36:00 Naomi
i would like to know if you have the part PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230 in stock
11:36:52 Chase
we still do not have it in stock,
11:37:02 Chase
we stop selling it.
11:37:07 Naomi
why?
11:37:22 Naomi
because it was to populair?
11:37:52 Chase
nope
11:38:07 Chase
few order are being place for that..
11:38:17 Chase
so we decided not to have it here.
11:38:19 Naomi
it's quite populair on fok!
11:38:26 Naomi
you know fok?
11:39:22 Naomi
the dutch forum
11:40:14 Naomi
?
11:40:27 Chase
yes but we are not affiliated with Dutch..
11:40:38 Naomi
where do you know it from?
11:41:12 Chase
the dealership can help you with that part..
11:41:18 Naomi
nope
11:41:22 Naomi
they dont have it
11:41:22 Chase
they have all the connection
11:41:29 Naomi
you are quite famous on fok!
11:41:30 Chase
ask them the name\
11:41:36 Chase
of the manufacturer
11:41:37 Naomi
you are a star!
11:41:46 Chase
and part number?
11:41:47 Naomi
how does it feel to be famous on ok?
11:41:56 Naomi
i mean on FOK!?
11:42:52 Chase
nothing, i feel nothing..
11:42:59 Naomi
are you a borg?
11:43:03 Naomi
borg dont feel nothing?
11:43:09 Naomi
or are you a gothic?
11:43:22 Chase
it is just because im used to it..
11:43:30 Naomi
to being famous?
11:43:37 Chase
its like an eveyday menu..
11:43:47 Naomi
i know same here
11:44:02 Naomi
in the beginning it was fun to be a famous porn star but now i would like to be normal
11:44:37 Chase
just ask your dealership for the part number and manufacturers name of the part and thas it,, it would be a great help for you, searching this part.
11:44:44 Naomi
?

11:45:37 Chase
ah ok
11:45:38 Naomi
well actualy im lonely i can't make friends cause when i leave my house i cant talk to strange people cause all my fans follow me
11:45:44 Naomi
thats why i chat
11:46:28 Chase
i get it
11:46:46 Naomi
you have the same problem?
11:46:58 Chase
yah
11:47:02 Chase
chat me
11:47:17 Naomi
already doing that
11:47:27 Chase
censueerd@yahoo.com
11:47:33 Naomi
bedankt
11:47:44 Naomi
i will put it on fok! also
11:47:52 Naomi
so you have more friends to chat whit
11:47:58 Chase
no
11:48:02 Chase
dont
11:48:05 Naomi
why not?
11:48:48 Chase
i dont want to be disturb from time to time,, i choose people to deal with..
11:48:52 Chase
like you..
11:48:56 Naomi
okeey
11:49:02 Chase
i choose you
11:49:08 Naomi
is chavi pretty?
11:49:16 Naomi
she also has a account on fok!
11:49:27 Chase
can i have fok web site add?
11:49:33 Chase
yes
11:49:34 Naomi
yes
11:49:49 Naomi
http://forum.fok.nl/
11:49:52 Naomi
here's link to fok
11:50:04 Naomi
ill give you direct link to topic
11:50:13 Chase
ok
11:50:30 Naomi
its such a slow website
11:50:47 Chase
give me the exact link..
11:50:47 Naomi
were almost ready for part 3
11:50:52 Naomi
We do not ship to the Netherlands
11:50:55 Naomi
their you go
11:51:09 Naomi
their is also a conversation with you on that link
11:51:28 Naomi
are you a girl?

11:51:43 Chase
yes i am
11:51:48 Naomi
are you hot?
11:52:12 Chase
no
11:52:22 Naomi
if i putted your email adress on fok you would get loads of fanmail
11:52:28 Chase
sorry i have to end this session..
11:52:31 Naomi
k bye
11:52:32 Chase
thanks for visiting..
11:52:35 Naomi
np

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Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 11:53 schreef First het volgende:
Heel gesprek met chase gehad vandaag

Heel gesprek man

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Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
11:49:17
baas
Hello, i just talked to vincent and he was sayng the same thing over and over

11:49:26
baas
maybe YOU can help me

11:49:35
Eby
yes,
11:49:43
baas
i have a volvo 444

11:49:50
Eby
How can I help you Baas,
11:50:05
baas
from 1952

11:50:18
baas
Im looking for a air filter

11:51:53
baas
*buzzer*

11:52:05
Eby
Please allow me to look into the information for you. Would you mind holding a moment?
11:52:35
baas
No problem.. Im in a wheelchair

11:52:46
Eby
I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
11:52:55
baas
yes

11:53:11
baas
I need 6 spark plug sparks

11:55:19
baas
Can you find some?

11:55:37
Eby
Just a sec
11:55:37
Eby
Checking...
11:57:02
Eby
I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
11:57:29
baas
Thats not good..

11:57:57
Eby
Thank you for visiting our website.
11:57:59
baas
I cant find them. No1 has those parts

11:58:11
baas
okaj bye

spark plug spark... you get it? MUWHAHAHA

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Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
12:18:35
papi
Hey nancy

12:18:42
Nancy
Hi
12:19:00
papi
You know some about Volvo?

12:19:22
Nancy
Are you looking for any parts?
12:19:31
papi
Yes, an injector

12:19:37
papi
For fuel

12:19:47
Nancy
What is your vehicle's Make, Model and Year of manufacture?
12:19:57
Nancy
and may I know your location?
12:20:11
papi
Thats alot you want to know girl:P

12:20:38
papi
Its a volvo 444 from 1952. My location is america

12:21:15
papi
How old are you.. If i may ask?

12:21:52
Nancy
Sorry we are here for official chats
12:22:25
papi
Okaj, then i OFFICIALY ask you.. how old are you?:P

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Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 12:24 schreef deepart het volgende:

[..]

Volgens mij is ze ongesteld

Geniaal topic dit..

SystemSystem
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Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
13:22:31 CustomerRik
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
13:23:08 CustomerRik
do you know the brand Heineken?
13:23:14 AgentVincent
No
13:23:16 CustomerRik
ohw
13:23:23 CustomerRik
is it friet or patat?
13:23:23 AgentVincent
Where are you located ?
13:23:39 AgentVincent
Where are you located ?
13:24:00 CustomerRik
whe are you located? do not answer my question with a question
13:24:07 CustomerRik
friet or patat ?
13:24:19 AgentVincent
Don't know
13:24:23 CustomerRik
choose one please
13:24:39 AgentVincent
Don't know
13:24:50 CustomerRik
choose 1 patat or 2 friet
13:24:55 CustomerRik
it's a kind of frenchfries
13:24:59 AgentVincent
friet or patat ?
13:25:02 CustomerRik
yes
13:25:11 AgentVincent
friet
13:25:17 CustomerRik
friet it is
13:25:19 CustomerRik
thanks !

NEEEEEEEE khad echt een heeel gesprek met een cindy... Druk ik in dit topic op f5 maar net daarvoor schiet dat popupje met het gesprek tevoorschijn dus nou is die weg...

GIng over relaties en alles.... Dat ik die bitch van een vriendin van mij ga dumpen en al

Heb net geprobeerd het gesprek terug te krijgen maar lukt niet

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Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
13:30:12
papi
hey there.. i pressed ESC

13:30:58
Cindy
Okay. anyway I have sent the Quote to your email as well as the pictures of the tapered and flat panel air filter
13:31:23
Cindy
YOu can purchase online sir yourself or you can look for assistance
13:31:37
Cindy
or you can look for me for further assistance
13:31:51
papi
Okaj, i will look for the left turning sparks

13:32:11
Cindy
Okay sir and then you can add that part to the cart
13:32:22
papi
you have a copy of the conversation about the sparks and air filter?

13:32:34
Cindy
but its best to get the OE part nunber so i can look up for the correct one
13:32:43
Cindy
No sir
13:32:52
papi
DOnt know all you told me about the spark plugs

13:32:59
Cindy
My supervisor has the conversation
13:33:07
papi
can he send it to me?

13:33:19
Cindy
I dont think sir.....
13:33:27
papi
Ah pitty

13:33:54
Cindy
you just have to look up the year, make and model of your vehicle
13:33:59
Cindy
and then the part you are looking to purchase
13:34:14
Cindy
is there anything else I can assist you with?
13:34:20
papi
Im good in looking... good looking.... you know;) haha

13:34:45
Cindy
Oh Im sure you are sir
13:35:00
papi
You want a photo?:)

13:35:13
papi
maybe we can date, only if you're good looking to

13:35:30
Cindy
Oh sorry sir I am attached
13:35:39
papi
With kids?

13:35:45
Cindy
and Im not good looking
13:35:50
Cindy
no
13:36:06
papi
thats a honest awnser... You helped me very well

13:36:23
Cindy
Anyway sir sorry to cut this nice converation but I need to assist other customers....is there anything else I can assist you with?
13:36:34
papi
i thank you for that... Normally girls look to my pretty face but they are not lissening to what i say

13:37:07
papi
I understand... Good luck today... i call it a day

13:37:21
Cindy
Thank you papi
13:37:31
Cindy
It has been a pleasure assisting you
13:37:39
Cindy
Have a nice day. Good Bye
13:37:45
papi
thanks... pleasure too

13:37:49
papi
bye

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lol echt geniaal!

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Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 14:45 schreef braampie het volgende:
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lol echt geniaal!

deed ie met opzet

enne allemaal liefdesverhalen die hier zitten te ontwikkelen, zo romantisch

The dutch authorities hebben wel iets beters te doen

Volgens mij gaan we allemaal de cel in

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Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 15:26 schreef First het volgende:
Volgens mij gaan we allemaal de cel in

gaan jullie daar toch gezellig verder

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Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 15:38 schreef Nodachi het volgende:

[..]

gaan jullie daar toch gezellig verder

The warden dissen

Gebruiken jullie eigenlijk nog proxy server of iets anders om je IP adres, wil eigenlijk niet weten of he nodig is maar voor dit soort geintjes wil ik het gewoon voor de zekerheid hebben.

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Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 15:43 schreef First het volgende:
Gebruiken jullie eigenlijk nog proxy server of iets anders om je IP adres, wil eigenlijk niet weten of he nodig is maar voor dit soort geintjes wil ik het gewoon voor de zekerheid hebben.

Nee joh, nergens voor nodig Wat willen ze gaan doen dan? Jou oppakken omdat je een grapje uithaald op een chat kanaal.. Is grootspraak van die mannen omdat ze graag hebben dat het stopt, bang maken

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Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:03 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:
22:00:04 CustomerTuck 'n Roll
Do you have something else that will fit?

too big too fit in here .

Hulde voor dit topic, ik heb weer mijn lachsalvo's gehad voor vandaag