Ik ben benieuwd of hun tolk ook op FOK! zit.quote:Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 23:41 schreef deepart het volgende:
HAHA police department...Worden we dalijk op gepakt voor vragen stellen
wat een vertalingquote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 01:09 schreef shavilovesnetherlands het volgende:
Hahahaha ....
Hoe zijn jullie van Nederland! Miss me?! Dat gaat zo mooi dat u hebben gevraagd om mijn naam door middel van chatten. Dat gaat zo leuk om te weten dat uw manier van bugging iemand serieus werken. Ga verder dat, en u zult slagen. Hoe dan ook, wat je zaait is wat je ook oogsten.
Moge God Bless u allen.
That Dutch translation was terrible!quote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 01:10 schreef shavilovesnetherlands het volgende:
Hahahaha....
How are you guys of Netherlands! Miss me?! Its so nice that you have asked for my name through chat. Its so nice to know that it is your way of bugging someone seriously working. Continue that, and you will prosper. Anyway, what you sow is what you will also reap.
May God Bless you all.
A dog has a boss.quote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 01:12 schreef Meddo het volgende:
And if you want, we can contact your boss and tell him you helped us great! So you will get paid better
Ze hebben geen welpiesquote:Leonelle has joined this session!
1:38:36 SystemSystem
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1:38:41 AgentLeonelle
Welcome to Live Help! How may I help you today?
1:38:51 CustomerWuppie
I need some parts for my volvo
1:39:01 AgentLeonelle
Yes?
1:39:14 CustomerWuppie
Do I get free Welpies with them ?
1:39:41 AgentLeonelle
What do you mean by Welpies?
1:40:06 CustomerWuppie
You never heard of Welpies ?
1:40:24 AgentLeonelle
yes sir.
1:41:08 CustomerWuppie
Well , anyway , I like to prder , 1 patat met , 2 goulashkroketten , 1 berenhap met satésaus en 3 milkshakes aardbeien
1:41:16 CustomerWuppie
Do you ship to the netherlands ?
1:41:26 AgentLeonelle
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
1:41:32 CustomerWuppie
Thats too bad
1:41:46 AgentLeonelle
Is there anything else I can help you with?
1:42:14 CustomerWuppie
No , yopu cant help me with anything , only Welpies helpen , you know form alle welpies helpen , thanx for your time
1:42:31 AgentLeonelle
Thank you for visiting our website. If you need more parts for your vehicle please don't hesitate to look for my name "Leonelle" in live chat and I'd be willing to help you in anything you need. Have a nice day!
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quote:2:57:40 System
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2:57:45 Jeff
Welcome to live chat sales, how may I help you?
2:57:50 Bob
hi Jeff
2:58:25 Jeff
hello there bob
2:58:35 Jeff
how may I help you tonight?
2:58:58 Bob
well, i'd like to know if you have some things in stock
2:59:20 Jeff
like what part?
3:00:05 Bob
i need a oil trap for my volvo
3:00:30 Bob
a pcv-thingie, you know what i mean?
3:01:00 Jeff
yes let me check if we have the part for your car
3:01:05 Jeff
please hold
3:01:08 Bob
ok np
3:01:10 Jeff
may I have the make, year, model of your car?
3:01:43 Bob
it's blue
3:01:44 Bob
and uhm
3:02:10 Bob
just a sec
3:02:21 Jeff
ok
3:02:27 Jeff
take your time
3:02:29 Bob
a 66 variomatic
3:02:38 Bob
built in 86 i believe
3:03:34 Jeff
is that a s70, model like that
3:04:11 Bob
uhm, wai
3:04:13 Bob
wait
3:04:17 Bob
i found the exact part i need
3:04:21 Bob
i need a Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
3:04:40 Jeff
ok let me check that
3:04:45 Jeff
please hold
3:05:51 Jeff
thats a 760 model
3:06:29 Bob
ahhh yes
3:06:40 Bob
well you know, i'm an old man... not really up to date with all car parts anymore
3:06:47 Bob
my son bobby told me what i should get
3:07:21 Jeff
don't worry I will assist you with your needs sir
3:07:28 Bob
that's very friendly of you
3:07:37 Bob
do you ship to london?
3:07:46 Jeff
thats why we are here
3:08:32 Bob- but do you ship to london?
3:09:01 Jeff
I apologize but we currently do not ship out of the 48
continental states of USA.
3:09:16 Bob
but i'm in the usa
3:09:26 Jeff
but if you have an address that you can use here I can help you with that
3:09:33 Jeff
thats great
3:09:42 Bob
you never heard of London, Ohio??!
3:10:26 Jeff
no sir
3:10:51 Jeff
sorry bout that
3:11:00 Bob
tssk - go back to school
3:11:14 Bob
while we're at it - could you connect me to Shavi? she's such a nice girl
3:12:22 Jeff
ok sir please hold, but our session will be cut off if I transfer you to shavi
3:12:36 Bob
ok - thanks
3:13:27 System
You are being transferred to another Agent. Please stand by...
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Wat een kreng, die Shavi...quote:3:13:27 System
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3:13:33 Shavi
Hello! My name is Sharon. How may I assist you today?
3:13:41 Bob
hiya sharon, bob from london here
3:13:43 Bob
how are you?
3:13:52 Shavi
Hi
3:14:28 Bob
i have a question for you...
3:15:05 Bob
i hope you can help me?
3:15:27 Shavi
are you looking to purchase an item?
3:15:30 Bob
yes i am
3:15:33 Bob
do you ship to london?
3:16:59 Bob
hello?!?
3:18:36 Shavi
are you a member of this forum: We do not ship to the Netherlands
3:18:43 Bob
no i'm not
3:18:56 Bob
what country is that, new zealand or something?
3:20:28 Shavi
I would like to inform you that we no longer ship internationally. However, please let me know if you have an address, a friend, or relative within the 48 continental states of USA. Since, you can use their address as your shipping address where we could deliver your order
3:20:38 Bob
i'm not asking you to ship internationally... i'm in the usa
3:21:14 Bob
jeesh, you never heard of london, ohio?
3:21:47 Shavi
have you already stated that to me?
3:21:59 Bob
you're slow sharon... could you please transfer me to Phoebe? i chatted to her a few days ago and she was much quicker to respond
3:26:25 Bob
hello?!
3:29:16 Bob
Sharon, you ok? you need help or something? should i call 911?
3:30:31 Bob
i'm going to call an ambulance if you don't respond in 5 minutes, sharon - i'm worried
3:35:04 Bob
Shavi, i'm going to call an ambulance right now!
3:37:39 Bob
they'll be there in 10 minutes
3:37:48 Bob
i hope they're in time to save you
3:44:12 Bob
well i'm leaving - all the best, i hope you're not too ill for the ambulance
3:44:14 Bob
bye shavi
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3:48:03 Bob
hello
3:48:04 Gwen
Hello there. How may I help you today?
3:48:14 Bob
hi, i have 3 questions for you
3:48:33 Bob
do you ship to london?
3:48:49 Gwen
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
3:48:55 Bob
i am in the US
3:49:04 Bob
london, ohio - ever heard of it?
3:49:29 Gwen
Sorry for that typo, Sorry we are in Carson CA
3:49:29 Gwen
yes we do ship
3:49:36 Bob
ok cool
3:49:49 Gwen
can I have the part number you are looking for ?
3:49:59 Bob
question number two: could you check with Shavi after this chat? she didn't respond earlier on, i think she fainted
3:50:09 Bob
i called an ambulance, it should be there in about 10 minutes i think
3:50:39 Gwen
Sorry for the inconvience we were facing some technical problem
3:50:44 Gwen
How can I help you Bob
3:50:56 Bob
ok
3:51:01 Bob
final question, i'd like to order something
3:51:13 Gwen
yes please
3:51:22 Bob
but i'm not sure who's going to deliver it? are you coming to bring it to my house?
3:52:00 Gwen
It will be delivered to you in 5-7 business days or less through UPS or fedex
3:52:20 Gwen
Can I have the part number you are looking to order ?
3:52:43 Bob
i'd like to order a 42, a 57 and a 64
3:53:35 Gwen
can I have the full part numbers
3:53:56 Bob
hmm, i thought these were the full numbers
3:53:59 Bob
can i give you the names?
3:54:10 Gwen
sure
3:54:23 Bob
ok, i'd like to order a burrito, french fries and a coke
3:55:10 Gwen
This is professional chat session, Do you have any questions regarding the car parts
3:55:30 Bob
car parts? i thought i was contacting Al's Burrito Palace...
3:55:59 Bob
looks like Al's out of business then... can you recommend me another burrito place in ohio?
3:56:15 Gwen
Sorry I am not sure on this
3:56:20 Gwen
Thankyou
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En als ze dat wel deden... Wat dan nogquote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 08:25 schreef Xith het volgende:
Mensen ze kunnen niet je IP doorgeven aan de Politie want, naast vele andere redenen, zullen ze je niet oppakken voor deze civiele zaak - en gaat al zeker geen IP gegevens opgraven bij internetleveranciers.
Mijn oudersquote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 09:41 schreef deepart het volgende:
[..]
En als ze dat wel deden... Wat dan nog
I know what you did last summerquote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 10:28 schreef Kjelleke het volgende:
System
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System
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Gwen
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Kjelleke
hello gwen
Kjelleke
prove to me you are not a bot, by saying AARS
Gwen
I am a live person
Kjelleke
can you prove it?
Gwen
May I know the parts you are looking for
Gwen
AARS
Kjelleke
im looking for a Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
Gwen
Please allow me to look into the information for you. Would you mind holding a moment?
Kjelleke
yes
Gwen
Can I have the exact year /
Gwen
?
Kjelleke
i tought 1980
Kjelleke
but not sure
Gwen
May I know where are you located ?
Kjelleke
Holland
Gwen
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
Kjelleke
o, but it is nog internationally
Kjelleke
Holland, Texas
Kjelleke
you're not a geograpic wonder are you?
Gwen
is it ?
Gwen
Holland is not in texas
Kjelleke
you're questioning my knowledge of my hometown?
Kjelleke
i know its small, but you can't ignore Holland
Gwen
I know holland is not in texas, because even i am from texas
Kjelleke
you do not type like someone from texas, prove me you're from Texas by saying LULHANNES
Gwen
We do have your IP address recorded and we do have all the informations
Gwen
Thankyou
Kjelleke
did i give permission for that?
Kjelleke
i don't like suprises
Kjelleke
what if i would tell you that i have all the informations of you GWEN!
Kjelleke
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
Kjelleke
AND WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
Gwen
Have a great day
Kjelleke
thankyou
Kjelleke
same to you!
Kjelleke
but i want my part
Gwen
i am sorry, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally.
Kjellekei know that
Kjelleke
you said that already
Kjelleke
ship it to Holland, Texas
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http://maps.google.nl/maps?q=holland+texas&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&resnum=1&ct=titlequote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 10:28 schreef Kjelleke het volgende:
System
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System
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Gwen
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Kjelleke
hello gwen
Kjelleke
prove to me you are not a bot, by saying AARS
Gwen
I am a live person
Kjelleke
can you prove it?
Gwen
May I know the parts you are looking for
Gwen
AARS
Kjelleke
im looking for a Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
Gwen
Please allow me to look into the information for you. Would you mind holding a moment?
Kjelleke
yes
Gwen
Can I have the exact year /
Gwen
?
Kjelleke
i tought 1980
Kjelleke
but not sure
Gwen
May I know where are you located ?
Kjelleke
Holland
Gwen
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
Kjelleke
o, but it is nog internationally
Kjelleke
Holland, Texas
Kjelleke
you're not a geograpic wonder are you?
Gwen
is it ?
Gwen
Holland is not in texas
Kjelleke
you're questioning my knowledge of my hometown?
Kjelleke
i know its small, but you can't ignore Holland
Gwen
I know holland is not in texas, because even i am from texas
Kjelleke
you do not type like someone from texas, prove me you're from Texas by saying LULHANNES
Gwen
We do have your IP address recorded and we do have all the informations
Gwen
Thankyou
Kjelleke
did i give permission for that?
Kjelleke
i don't like suprises
Kjelleke
what if i would tell you that i have all the informations of you GWEN!
Kjelleke
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
Kjelleke
AND WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
Gwen
Have a great day
Kjelleke
thankyou
Kjelleke
same to you!
Kjelleke
but i want my part
Gwen
i am sorry, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally.
Kjellekei know that
Kjelleke
you said that already
Kjelleke
ship it to Holland, Texas
System
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ik weet waar ik over praat!quote:http://maps.google.nl/maps?q=holland+texas&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&resnum=1&ct=title
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