Zeeland, Vanuit hartje Middelburg!

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Op maandag 3 juli 2006 16:44 schreef Blackletter het volgende:
de blauwe zijn toch juist het gevaarlijkst ?

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(0043) Jellyfish salad. In California, you can get jellyfish salad in many
Vietnamese restaurants. It isn't bad.
(0054) Soup. Just heat it up. All soup ingredients are already present.
(0077) Jellyfish in vinegar and soy. Doesn't taste of anything, but gives
a great feeling when chewed. They are best sliced in neat strips.
(0080) French gourmet delicacy (possibly).
(0081) Chinese gourmet delicacy (probably).
(0082) Japanese gourmet delicacy (definitely).
(0120) Mix. Run a jellyfish through a food processor, then mix some
interesting and probably rather strong drinks.
(0130) Dog biscuits (dried).

(0253) Wig or toupee.
(0256) Hair styling gel.
(0275) Organic breast implant with features for amazing sex life in
aeroplanes. Expand and contract with changes in altitude.
(0278) Cheap brain substitute (pink and wet).
(0280) Inside-of-your-eye transplant.
(0288) Cheap contact lens for the Extremely Amazed.
(0304) Medicine against rheumatism (exactly like rubbing yourself all
over with a stinging nettle).
(0312) Pillow for when you've just had a leg or other limb amputated.
(Guaranteed to take your mind of it!)
(0330) Diapers (knot them together with the tentacles).
(0353) Lubricating jelly.
(0357) Potency enhancer (just like rhino-horn).

(0399) Ice hockey puck (freeze them first).
(0412) Jellyfish baseball (entirely not unlike frog baseball). (0413) Jellyfish cricket (nice and messy).
(0414) Jellyfish golf (again, nice and messy).
(0430) Underwater "clay-pigeon" shooting.
(0473) Aquatic frisbee.
(0481) Swimming pool/area marking.
(0502) Clay substitute (throw it against a wall to see it sticks). (0504) Water balloon for children's games.

(0511) Freeze them and use them in your cooler to keep drinks cold.
(0522) Window.
(0532) Mince them and put them in an isolation kit tube.
(0534) Draught excluder.
(0537) Doorstop.
(0541) Unwelcome mat.
(0555) Mince them and use them as wallpaper paste.
(0574) Shower cap.
(0583) Light bulb for special light effects (new year festivities).
(0587) Light shade, after you've stuck a light bulb in it.
(0590) Waterbed in itself or waterbed filling (extremely stable).
(0593) Furniture coasters.
(0594) Good conversation pieces on the coffee table or over the sofa or
as hood ornament.
(0600) Nail them to the wall as picture substitute (fine art).
(0620) Cushion (for piano stool for example. Wear SCUBA trousers).
(0630) Paperweight. Use waterproof paper or a dried jellyfish (use towel).

(0713) Prison wall material; prisoners at day build the wall, at night can
not escape and next day continue constructing (never-ending process)
(0722) Windsock (after sticking a pole in them).
(0747) Bookmark (use a squashed one).
(0751) Pencil case.
(0760) Mouse pad (it really works!).
(0777) Pet jellyfish. (Easy to feed, don't disturb neighbours, don't make
noise, etc.)
(0792) Lunch bag (dry it first) or any other bag.

(0808) Fluoriscating jellyfish can be used as body paint, after which you
can go to fancy dress parties as the Michelin man.
(0816) Translucent medallion.
(0838) Christmas tree decoration, especially the ones with long tentacles.

(0877) Masochism masturbation: eat one and then pull the tentacles back out
through your nose with one of those devices Arnie used in Total
Recall.
(0891) Sexual contact maker. Get someone to piss on the stings.
(0919) Jellyfish... trade them with your friends... collect them all!
(0920) Pickle one and send it to the 'Preserve Wildlife' society.
(0933) Actor in cult and/or horror movie.
(0935) Alien Punch and Judy (or Thunderbirds) puppet.
(0940) Prop for that Japanese "Endurance" show (you need a *lot* of them).
(0958) Puree one and use it in your water gun.
(0963) Sting yourself just for the hell of it.

(0964) Use it as a nickname (some people do this voluntarily you know!).
(0977) Write books about them like _1001 uses of Jellyfish_ or _1001
Jellyfish Nights_ with fascinating stories like "Ali-Jellyfish and
the Forty Thieves," "Jellyfish and his Magic Lamp," and of course
"Jellyfish the Sailor."
(0979) Listen to their music. The album "Spilt Milk" should sound like a
groovy mix of the Beatles and Queen with an alternative twist to it.
(0981) Oceanic UFO substitute (Unidentified Floating Object) (is it Bob J.
or Arnold J.?).

(0983) Fire fighter water balloon.
(0997) Use them to turn the old "bucket of water on top of the door"
practical joke into an effective home security system.

The selection of the next section is highly arbitrary, so don't hesitate to make use of one of the above uses while hitch hiking.

Hitchhiker's Special Interest
(0019) Tuna and jellyfish sandwich (heavy on the mayo).
(0021) Sandwich spread.
(0023) Peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich. It's hard to keep them from
sliding off the bread, but worth a try.
(0029) Chili or pepper replacement. Simply eat you food with your hands
after touching one of the most stingiest.
(0098) Instant Jello dessert.
(0111) Canteen.
(0129) Crisps. Dried cannonball jellyfish are a delicacy in Japan. They
look and sound just like giant potato crisps.
(0211) Vitamin pill.

(0259) Soap. Use jelly fish eggs 1/2 inch diameter. How? Beats me.
(0311) Dental floss. Use the longest, thinnest tentacles.
(0335) Psychiatrist. Convey all your problems to the patient jellyfish.
Its inherent calmness will provide you with an atmosphere in which
answers will erupt like ink from a squid.
(0337) Brain exerciser (think of 1001 ways to use jellyfish).
(0352) Fancy condom (inspect your local beach for new and used ones).

(0477) Large dried ones as sunshades.

(0633) Dried ones as cheap toilet paper. Wet ones as bottom tissues. (0666) Inverse towel.

(0812) Swatch watch.
(0830) Hat. Especially nice and cooling in desert areas.

(0937) Banana peels replacement for beach pratfalls or in comic acts.
(0953) If you put one down on a wooden pier in the summer, it will dry up
and disappear without a trace. Put a piece of white paper under it
first and a few hours later you have a faint picture of a jellyfish
on the paper.
(0965) Excuse for avoiding unpleasant date (gotta wash my jellyfish).
(0969) Practical jokes: -Put one in handbag and watch from a distance.
-Puree them and pour them over the windscreen on someone's car and
they will drip down inside the ventilation ducts and start to reek
after a few days. -Throw them to someone's stomach, who will suck
his gut in so it will neatly slip inside his shorts, creating a
lively scene. -Throw them onto people from tall buildings.
-Put one in someone's aquarium/laundry/mailbox/toilet/bed/chair/
pocket/shampoo.

(0990) Short range self defence weapon. Walk into a room swinging a
jellyfish around your head and you'll command respect.
(0999) Beach protector to keep little sisters away from one's beach
possessions. A neat circle of them in the sand around a spread-out
towel is guaranteed to keep suntan lotion, sunglasses and Barbie
dolls safe from knifing fingers. Works just as well with other
creatures.
(1000) Hot bath guards. Guard your bath just filled with the perfect
temperature of water against partners eager to steal your perfect
bath.

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Op maandag 3 juli 2006 16:44 schreef Blackletter het volgende:
de blauwe zijn toch juist het gevaarlijkst ?

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Op dinsdag 4 juli 2006 08:23 schreef liefkleinmeisjuh het volgende:
Bij Dishoek zitten er echt veel!

Gister naar de Banjaard geweest, daar heb k er geen gezien

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Op maandag 3 juli 2006 17:47 schreef Drizzt_DoUrden het volgende:
Het kutte aan Zeeland is Zeeuws-Vlaanderen. Jammer dat ik er woon.

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Op dinsdag 4 juli 2006 10:20 schreef ParanoidEv het volgende:

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Zeikerd. Het valt reuze mee daar. Gelukkig denkt niet iedereen er zo over, kan ik teminste goedkoop wonen straks.

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Op dinsdag 4 juli 2006 12:54 schreef Da_Sandman het volgende:
Zometeen weer lekker bakken... Laatste keer voorlopig .

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Op dinsdag 4 juli 2006 17:24 schreef Rabieluh het volgende:

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Daarna werken ofzo?


Vandaag waren er opeens een berg bruine kwallen gelost in de Westerschelde, niet fijn.

Morgen eventjes strand, daarna naar Pantharei, of hoe heet die strandtent daar bij het Nollestrand? Een of ander technofeestje van 16:00 tot 0:00.

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Op dinsdag 4 juli 2006 10:20 schreef ParanoidEv het volgende:

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Zeikerd. Het valt reuze mee daar. Gelukkig denkt niet iedereen er zo over, kan ik teminste goedkoop wonen straks.

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Op dinsdag 4 juli 2006 18:52 schreef Drizzt_DoUrden het volgende:

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Op dinsdag 4 juli 2006 18:59 schreef Da_Sandman het volgende:
T wordt een beetje donkerder hier...

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Op dinsdag 4 juli 2006 20:57 schreef Vava het volgende:

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Goes ook bewolkt maar geen druppel regen

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Op dinsdag 4 juli 2006 21:22 schreef ParanoidEv het volgende:

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In Kapelle ook nog niet, maar ik heb de plantjes toch maar geen water gegeven want het komt er wel aan binnenkort!

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Op dinsdag 4 juli 2006 17:53 schreef Da_Sandman het volgende:

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Wordt slecht weer morgen waarschijnlijk...
Morgen Groove 2 Chill dus, met als "publiekstrekker" Jip Deluxe. Hoorde vanmiddag dat G2C 2 en 3 zijn gecancelled vanwege vergunningsproblemen. Groot voordeel is dat het nu dichterbij is, al waren ze vorig jaar wel weer heerlijk .

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Op woensdag 5 juli 2006 23:44 schreef Poit- het volgende:
Iemand toevallig nog een huisje te huur in Middelburg Terneuzen onder de huurtoeslag grens