We don't ship to the Netherlands #4

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:12 schreef imported_sphinx het volgende:

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wel posten he

wtf hij kijkt op ip, hij geeft allemaal dingen die ik toen eerst gezegd heb

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:12 schreef Mr24z het volgende:
Wat ik er niet voor zou geven om die gezichten te zien.

Dave zit daar nu naast jose en die andere lui, en die zitten allemaal ook te roflmao-en om wat dave allemaal voor gezeik naar zich toe krijgt

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you: Hi Dave
Dave: Hello *sigh*
you: Are you sad?
Dave: No?
you: I have a strange feeling about this
you: You seem a little bit down
Dave: I've had numerous pranksters on this chat.
you: Really?
Dave: Yes
Dave: I can't see if someone is serious or not.
you: Tell me
you: Why not?
Dave: untill they start ordering chinese food
you: Chinese food? That is a stupid joke =\
you: How about Sushi, that sounds fun to me
Dave: Thank you for visiting. Please tell your friends to leave me alone
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Paar uurtjes wachten denk ik. Als ze de chat op dat andere bedrijf tenminste weer opengooien.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:12 schreef Eland het volgende:

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Paar weken, sinds ie op Meatspin staat

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Dan was jij eerder, ik heb m pas sinds t meatspin-topique in [SEX]
Maar ik ga mn usericon niet veranderen
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Welcome to QVCs live chat service. This is 'Yvonne P'. How may I assist you?
TheVotary: Hi Yvonne
TheVotary: That sounds Dutch to me
Yvonne P: Hello, how may I help you today?
TheVotary: Can I order Chinese?
TheVotary: Ship it to the NEtherlands please
TheVotary: Want my number?
Yvonne P: How can I help you with QVC business?
TheVotary: Euhm any woman for sale? Maybe we can do business?
Yvonne P: Thank you for visiting QVC.com. Have a wonderful day!
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De Bitch. Niet eens leuk terugreageren. Laatste keer dat ik haar contacteer.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:14 schreef demonseeker14 het volgende:
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you: Hi Dave
Dave: Hello *sigh*
you: Are you sad?
Dave: No?
you: I have a strange feeling about this
you: You seem a little bit down
Dave: I've had numerous pranksters on this chat.
you: Really?
Dave: Yes
Dave: I can't see if someone is serious or not.
you: Tell me
you: Why not?
Dave: untill they start ordering chinese food
you: Chinese food? That is a stupid joke =\
you: How about Sushi, that sounds fun to me
Dave: Thank you for visiting. Please tell your friends to leave me alone
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Aaaaaaaww.... hij isj echt heew sielug nu he

Whahaha bij die Volvo dingens moet je nu een email opgeven

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Dave: Thank you for your patience...
you: hey dave
you: man, i'm starving, are you interested in opening a combination of a: online sexshop & a online Sushi restaurant?
you: we could make a movie together.. you. and me
you: would you penetrate me while i'm eating sushi?
Dave: I'm sorry I don't do sex requests.
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Dave: Thank you for your patience...
you: hey dave
you: man, i'm starving, are you interested in opening a combination of a: online sexshop & a online Sushi restaurant?
you: we could make a movie together.. you. and me
you: would you penetrate me while i'm eating sushi?
Dave: I'm sorry I don't do sex requests.
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Ik heb serieus een zere buik van het lachen, dit is beter dan 100 sit-ups

Geweldig ga zo door, ik lach me helemaal verrot hierzo

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:15 schreef imported_sphinx het volgende:

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Aaaaaaaww.... hij isj echt heew sielug nu he

Ja en we moeten hem met rust laten

You are now speaking with Naomi of Customer Service.

Isdatzo: Hello

Isdatzo: i have some questions about viagra

Naomi: Hello, this is Naomi Shultz from Online Customer Care. How may I assist you?

Isdatzo: i have some questions about viagra

Naomi: What is your questions?

Isdatzo: can it be shipped to the netherlands?

Isdatzo: and what are your personal expierences with it? Does it really work?

Naomi: Im sorry but we ship medication within United States only.

Naomi:
I am not medically qualified to give out advice on this matter. The best thing you could do is talk to your personal healthcare practitioner.

Isdatzo: oh and not even
to the netherlands?

Naomi: Yes

Isdatzo: oh but your PERSONAL expierences?

Isdatzo: so you DO ship to holland? Great

Naomi: No

Isdatzo: Oh

Naomi: W
e ship medication within United States only.

Isdatzo: and do you have some personal expierences with viagra then?

Naomi: We are customer supprot team and we only manage customer related issues.

Isdatzo: Oh

Isdatzo: then I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
Sheila R: Is there a specific question I can help you with

Naomi:
Is there anything else I can help you with?

Isdatzo: can thát be shipped to the netherlands then?

Naomi: No

Naomi: Im sorry but we ship medication within United States only

Isdatzo: and in the usa?

Isdatzo:
4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
Sheila R: Is there a specific question I can help you with

Isdatzo: yes

Naomi: Can you please be more specific so that I can help you faster?

Isdatzo: ok

Isdatzo: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
Sheila R: Is there a specific question I can help you with

Isdatzo: could you do that?

Naomi:
I am sorry but we carry only the medicines listed on our web site and this particular product is not among them.


Isdatzo: oh that sucks

Isdatzo: but there are chinese restaurants where you are , right?

Naomi:
Is there anything else I can help you with?

Naomi: We are customer supprot team and we only manage customer related issues

Isdatzo: this IS a customer related isue god damnit

Isdatzo: im a customer

Isdatzo: and im hungry

Isdatzo: SO WHERE IS MY GOD DAMNED CHINESE FOOD!

Isdatzo: AAAARGH!

Naomi:
Is there anything else I can help you with?

Isdatzo: yea

Isdatzo: chinese food!

Isdatzo: so where is it!

Isdatzo: I PAID FOR IT GOD DAMNIT

Naomi:
We only sell medicines.

Isdatzo: so? like i give a fuck

Isdatzo: i

Isdatzo: want

Isdatzo: my

Isdatzo: food

Isdatzo: NOW

Isdatzo: are you still there?

Naomi: We are customer supprot team and we only manage customer related issues

Isdatzo: wanna fuck?

Naomi:
Is there anything else I can help you with?

Isdatzo: can you send me your picture?

Naomi: Im sorry but your concern is beyond our limitation.

Naomi:
Is there anything else I can help you with?

Isdatzo: yes

Isdatzo: by sending me your picture

Naomi: Im sorry but your concern is beyond our limitation. We are not allowed to do that. We are customer supprot team and we only manage customer related issues


Isdatzo: but, aren't i a customer then?

Naomi: Yes you are a customer but you are asking me questions that are not related to our job.

Isdatzo: what is your job then?

Naomi: I already told you that we are pharmacy customer support team and we only manage customer related issues such as order placed.

Isdatzo: but if you would just send me your picture i'd stop

Naomi: Im sorry but your concern is beyond our limitation. We are not allowed to do that. We are customer supprot team and we only manage customer related issues. Please understand.


Isdatzo: you already said that 3 times

Isdatzo: aren't i getting annoying?

Naomi:
Is there anything else I can help you with?

Isdatzo: yes

Isdatzo: what are your personal experiences with viagra?

Naomi: I do not have any experiences with viagra because Im a woman.

Isdatzo: oh, and your boyfriend/husband then?

Isdatzo: ?

Naomi: Sir if you do not have any concern related to my job I have to close the conversation then.

Isdatzo: come on

Isdatzo: can't you just help me?

Isdatzo: lousy service, i call that

Naomi: Thank you so much for your time. For further concern, you may contact us anytime at 877-479-2455. Thank you for contacting Online Customer Care. Have a wonderful day!

Isdatzo: SLUIT ME NIE AF HOERR

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:17 schreef SuperRogier het volgende:
Ik heb serieus een zere buik van het lachen, dit is beter dan 100 sit-ups

Geweldig ga zo door, ik lach me helemaal verrot hierzo

ja als lachen echt zo gezond is, moeten we vaker dit soort dingen doen. met z'n allen!

Leuk voor het imago van ons land trouwens.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:12 schreef Sandahdamastah het volgende:
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You are now chatting with 'Dave'
Dave: Thank you for your patience...
you: hey dave
you: no problem
you: I understand that it's chinese food prime time
Dave: I'm sorry but your order of chinese can not be processed by our company.
you: aren't you hungry, you're sitting here all day already
Dave: Yes but I'm off in a few hours
you: ok it's been a long day probably, do you have any breaks?
Dave: Yes
Dave: I ahd one an hour a go
you: ow cool, what did you eat?\
you: 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia?
Dave: No
you: oow
you: what else?
Dave: I'm sorry but your order of chinese can not be processed by our company.
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Dave, bwahaha:

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You are now chatting with 'Dave'
Dave: Hello. How may I assist you?
you: I would like to buy curtains
Dave: Yes
Dave: |You can't find them on the website?
you: Do you have black leather curtains?
Dave: No
you: How about pink curtains than, a little bit transluscent?
Dave: Yes?
you: I'd like to order 15 of them, but can you ship them to the Netherlands?
you: Are you still there Dave ?!
Dave: No we don't ship outside of US
you: Not even when I pay you an extra 50$, without telling your boss ?!
Dave: Yes, but only if you order trough the phone
you: Okay, I will do that if you give me an egg roll with spicy sauce to go with it.
Dave: I will do that I'll put my special sauce on it
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:20 schreef IHVK het volgende:
Leuk voor het imago van ons land trouwens.

dat land met klompen, molens, drugs, tulpen, hoeren, én chinees!

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:21 schreef Adsum het volgende:
Dave, bwahaha:

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Dave: Hello. How may I assist you?
you: I would like to buy curtains
Dave: Yes
Dave: |You can't find them on the website?
you: Do you have black leather curtains?
Dave: No
you: How about pink curtains than, a little bit transluscent?
Dave: Yes?
you: I'd like to order 15 of them, but can you ship them to the Netherlands?
you: Are you still there Dave ?!
Dave: No we don't ship outside of US
you: Not even when I pay you an extra 50$, without telling your boss ?!
Dave: Yes, but only if you order trough the phone
you: Okay, I will do that if you give me an egg roll with spicy sauce to go with it.
Dave: I will do that I'll put my special sauce on it
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http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/35263241/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=35263241

Geniaal Dat is Hans, Hans verkoopt GSM's, maar die gast snapt er echt geen bal van En hij HAPT!

Chat InformationWacht u alstublieft op een antwoord van de site operator.
Chat InformationU chat nu met 'Hans'.
Hans: Hallo, waarmee kan ik u helpen?
jij: Héé, wat kost bij jou een Nokia 3210?
Hans: Sorry, die hebben we momenteel niet op voorraad. Ik kan u wel mailen wanneer we hem weer hebben?
jij: Hahahaha dat ding is klere oud man!
jij: Moet je poepen?
Hans: Kan ik u verder nog helpen?
jij: Moet je poepen? Ik was gister bij je moeder en die zei van wel!
Hans: Wie denk je dat je bent, bek houden over mijn moeder anders zoek ik je op! Ik heb je IP!
jij: Alsof je daar wat mee kan, mongeuwl
Hans: Kankerkop houden ja!
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Hans is snel boos

deze whaahahaaaaaa

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You are now chatting with 'Dave'
Dave: I'm sorry but your order of chinese can not be processed by our company.
you: Hello
you: huh chinese? i would just like to order some curtains
Dave: Hello. How may I assist you?
you: I would like to order some curtains
you: i have green walls, which would look best in my room?
Dave: You don't want your chinese food anymore?
Dave: Visitor: what would you personally prefer?
Dave: Visitor: hey, it's japanese
Dave: Visitor: not chinese
Dave: Visitor: sushi, japanese, fish eyes, stuff like that
you: I want to order curtains, why do you think i'd want to order chinese?
Dave: Because my history files say so
you: sure it does but that was not me
you: but about that sushi eh,, can you ship it to the netherlands?
Dave: Yes it was your ip that produced that.
you: i figured
you: and can you connect me to george?
you: i heared he DOES ship the fcking sushi!
Dave: George is dead
you: howcome?
Dave: Yes all you guys are annoying and not good for the company. You're lucky we do not get many customers trough here.
you: Is there anything i can do to help?
Dave: Tell your friends to stop
you: I tried, they dont listen
you: but about george, what happend? why isnt he online anymore
Dave: GEORGE DIED IN A HORRIBLE EGG ROLL INCIDENT
you: you already told me, can't you come up with something else? if i'd have to past that some story again it's not that funny anymore
Dave: WELL I'M SORRY I DON'T AMUSE YOU ENOUGH <<<
you: im sorry about that too
you: you should take a course in entertaining :|
you: i'd like to help though, after i get my sushi
Dave: YES I'LL DO THAT
you: want me to help?
you: and need any psychological support?
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WHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JE KAN ME OPVEGEE!!

WOW... nu al weer topic 4

hahaha lachen gek, we pakken hans!

Bwhaahahaa, die laatste... echt meesterlijk!!