We don't ship to the Netherlands #4

Zo ik ben ook weer terug om alles te volgen

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you: i am still waiting for the Did-You-Ever-Had-Sex-With-An-Underaged-Girl
you: you will send it ?
Dave: Yes it's in the mail now
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:59 schreef Knoekie het volgende:
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dit is echt de leukste maandag sinds tijden

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:59 schreef Spekkiemonster het volgende:
Dave: How may I help you today?
you: i am still waiting for the Did-You-Ever-Had-Sex-With-An-Underaged-Girl
you: you will send it ?
Dave: Yes it's in the mail now
Dave: Thank you for chatting. Good-bye

WTF DEEL 4??! AAAAHAHAHHAHA

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:58 schreef imported_sphinx het volgende:

dit is echt te erg gewoon, ik begin medelijden te krijgen met die lui geloof ik

Ik had dat sinds het eerste deel al
Maar ik blijf het toch grappig vinden om te lezen

Dave Geweldig hij is gebroken hij speelt mee

Ik pis in mijn broek van het lachen gewoon.


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(nog niks gehoord verder)

en dit alles alleen maar omdat een of andere Paki niet wist dat Nederland binnen Europa ligt en ze wel shippen naar NL

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:01 schreef hardstylesage het volgende:
en dit alles alleen maar omdat een of andere Paki niet wist dat Nederland binnen Europa ligt en ze wel shippen naar NL

Idd pwnt

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die dave is echt lachen!!

(VIND T WEL ZIELIG)

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:04 schreef Spekkiemonster het volgende:
die dave is echt lachen!!

(VIND T WEL ZIELIG)

hey, hij krijgt er voor betaald, wij niet

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:01 schreef Mr24z het volgende:

Dave: I guess you want soem chinese food??

Ergens vraag ik me toch af of zo een normaal saaie dag wat minder saai word gemaakt voor een helpdeskmedewerker

Edit: hij kan nl. wel gewoon meteen sluiten en bannen, maar dat gebeurt niet

Ik heb onder een steen gezeten geloof ik, ff bijlezen


Edit: gelezen

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Visitor: Like some nice curtains or so
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you: So what do you have to offer?
you: Hello?
Dave: We have multiple types of curtains. Have you browsed our website?
you: Yes but I think they're kind of, hm strange
you: You don't have any old things for sale?
Dave: No
you: Why not
you: That kinda sucks
Dave: We don't sell refurbished goods.
you: Anyway
you: WTF! You sell furbies?
Dave: No
you: Sushi then?
Dave: NO FUCK OFF ASK GEORGE!!!!!
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Arme Dave hij doet zo zijn best. Hij heeft zich erbij neer gelegd volgensmij.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 21:03 schreef Adsum het volgende:
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zijn die andere lui er niet meer? ik wil José ook wel es pesten

Ik mis de vraag naar een verzending naar Nederland in de laatste gesprekken

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you: i'd rather have sushi
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you: sushi or chinese?
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you: what would you personally prefer?
you: hey, it's japanese
you: not chinese
you: sushi, japanese, fish eyes, stuff like that
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