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Vrolijkheid troef in dit lieve forum vol humor.
Nu allemaal om die server gaan vragen.quote:George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi
you: I want to order a server.
you: I want to order a Sun Fire v40z
George: it's sold out
you: Oh, too bad.
you: Bye
George: bye
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Ah, het is eigenlijk ook wel zielig voor hem.
ook niet eerlijk ...quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:48 schreef Sheepcidus het volgende:
Die dave werd beetje boos. mag niet meer d'rin.
George: hello, can i help you?
you: i would like to chat with you
you: youre very famous here
George: very nice
George: ok
you: ever been on fok.nl
George: no
George: i don't understand dutch
you: you seems a cool guy and we are keeping you from your job, arent we
you: i can translate for you
you: anyway, al those dutch people are chatting with you today, right? Thats because of a topic on a forum We dont ship to the Netherlands #3
you: where are you from?
George: new york, usa
you: and what is your age? Is your real name George? I am from Holland, but you already know.
George: i'm 30, my real name is george, bye
you: i would like to chat with you
you: youre very famous here
George: very nice
George: ok
you: ever been on fok.nl
George: no
George: i don't understand dutch
you: you seems a cool guy and we are keeping you from your job, arent we
you: i can translate for you
you: anyway, al those dutch people are chatting with you today, right? Thats because of a topic on a forum We dont ship to the Netherlands #3
you: where are you from?
George: new york, usa
you: and what is your age? Is your real name George? I am from Holland, but you already know.
George: i'm 30, my real name is george, bye
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:49 schreef matthijst het volgende:
Online casino:
matthijst: Keep an eye on Ebay, cause I might have to sell my two kids who might otherwise starve
to death because of you!
kun je alleen mailen ofzo? als ik live help doe doet tie alleen een schermpje wat zichzelf afsluit na send
Bij tijd en wijle aanwezig...
TVP.
Stel dat er geen hypothetische veronderstellingen bestaan.
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>>> Geen referrertje in sigs <<<
George: hello, can i help you?
you: my name is deborah
you: something went wrong ... our connection broke down
you: so, you're busy at the moment, maybe you want to chat another time?
George: maybe
George: bye
H
you: my name is deborah
you: something went wrong ... our connection broke down
you: so, you're busy at the moment, maybe you want to chat another time?
George: maybe
George: bye
H
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~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
haha, het gesprek met Dave is dan toch eindelijk afgelopen
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Dave: How may I help you today?
you: dave, wassup
you: gone already?
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: well, actually, there is
you: as I understood, you guys were selling home appliances, right?
Dave: Yes
you: great
you: so that would include vacuum cleaners?
you: different models?
you: are you also into wholesale?
Dave: Yes we sell vacuum cleaners
you: fantastic; what's your cheapest model
you: and what's the 20+ price
Dave: Please hold one moment
you: ok
you: dave, I'm not going to live forever you know
Dave: I can not find the item you specified.
you: I'm asking for the cheapest model, you just told me that you were selling vacuum cleaners
you: so why can't you seem to find any vacuum cleaners then?
Dave: I apoligize we do not sell vacuum cleaners.
you: what?
you: you just told me you did
you: it is recognized to belong in the 'home appliances' division of electronic products, now is it?
you: I suppose I need not even have to ask whether you guys sell electric toothbrushes or not?
Dave: No, I apoligize again.
you: what exactly *do* you sell
Dave: HomeVisions has fantastic values on all the latest decorating trends for every room in your house.
you: so basically, you sell curtains
you: ?
you: dave, this is really starting to annoy me
Dave: Yes on of our products we sell are curtains
you: it takes you 5-10minutes to answer a single question even my grandmother of 92 years old, half blind, could answer; please make some more haste
you: ok
you: do you also sell toilet decorations?
Dave: I have multiple clients asking questions at the moment please have patience.
you: sounds to me that it is time to have some colleagues of yours start helping you out
you: how many of you are there at the moment?
Dave: Just me at the moment
you: hm
Dave: My colleagues don't work mondays
you: and how many people are currently trying to talk to you?
you: then why are you?
Dave: Monday isn't ussually this busy, I'm talking to twelve different clients.
you: it isn't that busy? do you guys have a national holiday or something, being the reason that it is so busy unexpectedly at the moment?
Dave: I do not know
you: I don't know either
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: well, I just asked you, you just didn't answer
you: about the toilet decorations?
Dave: Yes, can your repeat your squestion.
you: what are the other people asking about by the way, maybe I can come up with some good ideas for decorating my own house with
you: I already did; so, do you have an answer to my question?
Dave: They are asking about chinese food
you: so you're also providing a chinese food establishment next to your home decorations??
you: that's a first
Dave: No
you: so why are they asking you about it then?
Dave: I have to close them each time
Dave: I do not know
you: close the chinese food shops?
Dave: I have to close their help requests
you: oh ok
you: when will you be finished do you think?
Dave: We sell bath decorations
you: but no toilet decorations?
Dave: We do
you: great! finally some good news
you: do you also sell those toilet lids with barbed wire painted on them?
you: I've been looking all over for them you know
Dave: No
you: damn
you: any other nice designs?
you: not that standard?
Dave: We sell rug sets to decorate your bathroom
you: those furry things, looking like a bear's skin?
Dave: We sell them in multiple colours
you: also with an animal's head still attached to it?
you: do you sell beaver skins?
Dave: No
you: hm
you: do you also ship to the netherlands?
Dave: No
you: why not?
Dave: We currently only ship orders to the contiguous 48 states.
you: I have been to canada and US a few years ago and I was really flabbergasted by your decorations for bathrooms and toilets
Dave: Yes
you: so netherlands is considered to be a non-contiguous state of the US?
Dave: The Netherlands isn't a state within the United States.
you: got any idea where it is located?
Dave: It's located in Europe
you: you're probably the first american I have spoken to who actually knows that and doesn't say something like it's the capital of aruba or something!
you: got any idea what the capital city is named?
Dave: Amsterdam
you: man you're good!
Dave: No I'm educated
you: and what country is located next to netherlands?
you: really? in what?
Dave: in answering stupid questions
you: Dave, congratulations, you've just earned $ 500,00 and got your 15 minutes of fame on TV!
Dave: really?
you: yes; go and take a look out that window and tell me if you see a car standing there, camera from the rear window
Dave: can't leave my cubicle, I'm not up for a break for at least 2 hours
you: who's going to tell? there's nobody there, you said so yourself
Dave: I'd still have to go through the shop
you: well, tell them that you are experiencing explosive diarrhea and that you will have to, for their sake, find yourself a bush!
you: or don't you want to cash your $ 500,00 for this prank you've just been pulled?
Dave: Is there any specific question I can help you with?
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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Dave'
Dave: How may I help you today?
you: dave, wassup
you: gone already?
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: well, actually, there is
you: as I understood, you guys were selling home appliances, right?
Dave: Yes
you: great
you: so that would include vacuum cleaners?
you: different models?
you: are you also into wholesale?
Dave: Yes we sell vacuum cleaners
you: fantastic; what's your cheapest model
you: and what's the 20+ price
Dave: Please hold one moment
you: ok
you: dave, I'm not going to live forever you know
Dave: I can not find the item you specified.
you: I'm asking for the cheapest model, you just told me that you were selling vacuum cleaners
you: so why can't you seem to find any vacuum cleaners then?
Dave: I apoligize we do not sell vacuum cleaners.
you: what?
you: you just told me you did
you: it is recognized to belong in the 'home appliances' division of electronic products, now is it?
you: I suppose I need not even have to ask whether you guys sell electric toothbrushes or not?
Dave: No, I apoligize again.
you: what exactly *do* you sell
Dave: HomeVisions has fantastic values on all the latest decorating trends for every room in your house.
you: so basically, you sell curtains
you: ?
you: dave, this is really starting to annoy me
Dave: Yes on of our products we sell are curtains
you: it takes you 5-10minutes to answer a single question even my grandmother of 92 years old, half blind, could answer; please make some more haste
you: ok
you: do you also sell toilet decorations?
Dave: I have multiple clients asking questions at the moment please have patience.
you: sounds to me that it is time to have some colleagues of yours start helping you out
you: how many of you are there at the moment?
Dave: Just me at the moment
you: hm
Dave: My colleagues don't work mondays
you: and how many people are currently trying to talk to you?
you: then why are you?
Dave: Monday isn't ussually this busy, I'm talking to twelve different clients.
you: it isn't that busy? do you guys have a national holiday or something, being the reason that it is so busy unexpectedly at the moment?
Dave: I do not know
you: I don't know either
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: well, I just asked you, you just didn't answer
you: about the toilet decorations?
Dave: Yes, can your repeat your squestion.
you: what are the other people asking about by the way, maybe I can come up with some good ideas for decorating my own house with
you: I already did; so, do you have an answer to my question?
Dave: They are asking about chinese food
you: so you're also providing a chinese food establishment next to your home decorations??
you: that's a first
Dave: No
you: so why are they asking you about it then?
Dave: I have to close them each time
Dave: I do not know
you: close the chinese food shops?
Dave: I have to close their help requests
you: oh ok
you: when will you be finished do you think?
Dave: We sell bath decorations
you: but no toilet decorations?
Dave: We do
you: great! finally some good news
you: do you also sell those toilet lids with barbed wire painted on them?
you: I've been looking all over for them you know
Dave: No
you: damn
you: any other nice designs?
you: not that standard?
Dave: We sell rug sets to decorate your bathroom
you: those furry things, looking like a bear's skin?
Dave: We sell them in multiple colours
you: also with an animal's head still attached to it?
you: do you sell beaver skins?
Dave: No
you: hm
you: do you also ship to the netherlands?
Dave: No
you: why not?
Dave: We currently only ship orders to the contiguous 48 states.
you: I have been to canada and US a few years ago and I was really flabbergasted by your decorations for bathrooms and toilets
Dave: Yes
you: so netherlands is considered to be a non-contiguous state of the US?
Dave: The Netherlands isn't a state within the United States.
you: got any idea where it is located?
Dave: It's located in Europe
you: you're probably the first american I have spoken to who actually knows that and doesn't say something like it's the capital of aruba or something!
you: got any idea what the capital city is named?
Dave: Amsterdam
you: man you're good!
Dave: No I'm educated
you: and what country is located next to netherlands?
you: really? in what?
Dave: in answering stupid questions
you: Dave, congratulations, you've just earned $ 500,00 and got your 15 minutes of fame on TV!
Dave: really?
you: yes; go and take a look out that window and tell me if you see a car standing there, camera from the rear window
Dave: can't leave my cubicle, I'm not up for a break for at least 2 hours
you: who's going to tell? there's nobody there, you said so yourself
Dave: I'd still have to go through the shop
you: well, tell them that you are experiencing explosive diarrhea and that you will have to, for their sake, find yourself a bush!
you: or don't you want to cash your $ 500,00 for this prank you've just been pulled?
Dave: Is there any specific question I can help you with?
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
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you: Hi... I've a question.
George: hello, can i help you?
you: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
you: how fast do you deliver ?
George: WE DON"T SELL FOOD
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Whahaha
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you: Hi... I've a question.
George: hello, can i help you?
you: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
you: how fast do you deliver ?
George: WE DON"T SELL FOOD
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Whahaha
Wtf, ik had dat schermpje met George open, ik liep even weg van de pc, en toen ik terug kwam stond er dat ik getypt had dat hij op forums keek en dat hij een saaie lul was.
Errr????? Htf kan dat?
Edit: Ik weet het al, een vriend gaf een link, en typte dat vervolgens zelf, dat kwam toen ook bij mij op het scherm.
Errr????? Htf kan dat?
Edit: Ik weet het al, een vriend gaf een link, en typte dat vervolgens zelf, dat kwam toen ook bij mij op het scherm.
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George: hello, can i help you?
you: If expenses are paid for, would you be willing to come to a Dutch TV show? Huge fanbase here?
you: Story is getting bigger and bigger, you just made the 8 o clock news in Holland
you: 3 million viewers
you: What would it take to get you on a plane wednesdayevening?
George: bye
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You are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: If expenses are paid for, would you be willing to come to a Dutch TV show? Huge fanbase here?
you: Story is getting bigger and bigger, you just made the 8 o clock news in Holland
you: 3 million viewers
you: What would it take to get you on a plane wednesdayevening?
George: bye
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Haters everywhere but I don't really care.
Ze hadden honger.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:53 schreef Eland het volgende:
Moet iedereen nou hetzelfde Chinese gerecht als ik bestellen?
Mary had a little lamb
Then Mary had dessert
Then Mary had dessert
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:52 schreef greatgonzo het volgende:
kun je alleen mailen ofzo? als ik live help doe doet tie alleen een schermpje wat zichzelf afsluit na send
Bij tijd en wijle aanwezig...
Dave: can't leave my cubicle, I'm not up for a break for at least 2 hoursquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:57 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
haha, het gesprek met Dave is dan toch eindelijk afgelopen
-knip-
Da's gewoon slavendrijverij
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Godverdomme, ik mag niet eens zijn/haar moeder in haar kont nemen.
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Godverdomme, ik mag niet eens zijn/haar moeder in haar kont nemen.
nouja zegquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:04 schreef Blauwbaard het volgende:
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Godverdomme, ik mag niet eens zijn/haar moeder in haar kont nemen.
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you: Bonjour
George: hello, can i help you?
you: Do you sell servers?
George: yes
you: Great, I´d like to buy 15.000 then.
George: we're sold out at the moment
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you: Bonjour
George: hello, can i help you?
you: Do you sell servers?
George: yes
you: Great, I´d like to buy 15.000 then.
George: we're sold out at the moment
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:02 schreef Tha_T het volgende:
[..]
Dave: can't leave my cubicle, I'm not up for a break for at least 2 hours
Da's gewoon slavendrijverij
arme davequote:you: what are the other people asking about by the way, maybe I can come up with some good ideas for decorating my own house with
you: I already did; so, do you have an answer to my question?
Dave: They are asking about chinese food
you: so you're also providing a chinese food establishment next to your home decorations??
you: that's a first
Dave: No
you: so why are they asking you about it then?
Dave: I have to close them each time
Dave: I do not know
you: close the chinese food shops?
Dave: I have to close their help requests
you: oh ok
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
Cubicle is toch zo'n grijs hokje van 2 bij 2 meter?quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:02 schreef Tha_T het volgende:
[..]
Dave: can't leave my cubicle, I'm not up for a break for at least 2 hours
Da's gewoon slavendrijverij
Gitaren, dammit, behulpzaam volk
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Haters everywhere but I don't really care.
ik begin het zielig te vinden voor george... hij zit nu midden in zijn midlife crises en nu zit half nederland chinees bij hem te bestellen........
whahahahahahaha! briljant
whahahahahahaha! briljant
George: hello, can i help you?
you: good afternoon
you: i'd like to order a server
George: we're sold out
you: ohh when is another shipment coming in?
you: Oh..
you: but do you like chinese food then?
George: NO
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you: i'd like to order a server
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you: ohh when is another shipment coming in?
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George: NO
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Huilen dan.
het gaat van kwaad tot ergerquote:
Bobby Robson forever!
Stadio Oreste Granillo ---- Stadio Angelo Massimino ---- Stadio Euganeo ---- Stadio Olimpico
Stadio Oreste Granillo ---- Stadio Angelo Massimino ---- Stadio Euganeo ---- Stadio Olimpico
!quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:06 schreef KillerRabbit75 het volgende:
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Yankee go home!
george is moe
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Hij is wel goed in namen!quote:You are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi
you: Yes.
you: Do you know Deborah?
George: yes, she asked me some questions today
you: Ah, do you like here?
George: no
George: bye
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:07 schreef Knoekie het volgende:
[..]
Cubicle is toch zo'n grijs hokje van 2 bij 2 meter?
Jup, maar dan nog
Waar zit die George?
Stel dat er geen hypothetische veronderstellingen bestaan.
Is dit een schijnvraag waarin het antwoord al besloten ligt?
>>> Geen referrertje in sigs <<<
Is dit een schijnvraag waarin het antwoord al besloten ligt?
>>> Geen referrertje in sigs <<<
OMG
de kortste tot nu toe
George: hello, can i help you?
you: hello?
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alles binne 2 sec
de kortste tot nu toe
George: hello, can i help you?
you: hello?
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alles binne 2 sec
Huilen dan.
hallo?? Kun je alleen mailen ofzo? ik zie alleen
dit staan bij live help, geen chat scherm
dit staan bij live help, geen chat scherm
Bij tijd en wijle aanwezig...
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:07 schreef Alpine69 het volgende:
ik begin het zielig te vinden voor george... hij zit nu midden in zijn midlife crises en nu zit half nederland chinees bij hem te bestellen........
whahahahahahaha! briljant
nouja, hij vind me niet eens aardigquote:
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http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:11 schreef kanaiken het volgende:
Waar zit die George?
Hij raakt nu wel geirriteerd hoor
Huilen dan.
Dankquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:12 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
[..]
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Hij raakt nu wel geirriteerd hoor
Stel dat er geen hypothetische veronderstellingen bestaan.
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>>> Geen referrertje in sigs <<<
gonzo, je moet george hebben
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Idd, dat kwam ik ok al tegen.. .oquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:11 schreef greatgonzo het volgende:
hallo?? Kun je alleen mailen ofzo? ik zie alleen [afbeelding]
dit staan bij live help, geen chat scherm
.o
Op woensdag 20 april 2011 23:38 schreef luckass het volgende:
bazen zijn alleen vindbaar voor de chicks.
bazen zijn alleen vindbaar voor de chicks.
Dave: Hello. How may I assist you?
you: Dunno. I've got some link from somewhere and I have really no idea where I am now.
you: Weird dude
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: Where am I?
you: Are you customer service or something?
Dave: HomeVision Order Support Chat
you: HomeVision? So you sell electronics?
Dave: Yes
you: And, does this job of yours pay? How many people do you have to handle at the same time anyway?
Dave: At the moment I have my full attention on you.
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: No, not really. But if I'm gone, you're alone. So shall I just make up a question?
Dave: If you have questions. Yes
you: Where are you located right now?
Dave: Cedar Rapids, Iowa.
you: Are you working in something like a call center or more in a office of homevisions
Dave: an office
you: I see. Is it busy there right now?
Dave: No
you: Weird. What is the time now there? 13:00?
Dave: 12:00
you: Oeh, I was close.
Dave: Yes
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: Well, you said I could make up questions.
Dave: Only if you have a serious question
you: What is the meaning of life?
Dave: Serious questions about HomeVision and their products.
Dave: the awnser is 42
you: Hitchhicker!
Dave: Yes
you: Hitchhiker I mean.
you: Read the book?
Dave: Saw the movie
you: I did not. Neither read the book, but I've bought it. Problem with time to read. Do you like books?
Dave: No
you: Movies?
Dave: Yes
Dave: Is there a specific question about HomeVision I can help you with?
you: I shall stop bothering you.
you: See you!
Niet heel sterk
you: Dunno. I've got some link from somewhere and I have really no idea where I am now.
you: Weird dude
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: Where am I?
you: Are you customer service or something?
Dave: HomeVision Order Support Chat
you: HomeVision? So you sell electronics?
Dave: Yes
you: And, does this job of yours pay? How many people do you have to handle at the same time anyway?
Dave: At the moment I have my full attention on you.
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: No, not really. But if I'm gone, you're alone. So shall I just make up a question?
Dave: If you have questions. Yes
you: Where are you located right now?
Dave: Cedar Rapids, Iowa.
you: Are you working in something like a call center or more in a office of homevisions
Dave: an office
you: I see. Is it busy there right now?
Dave: No
you: Weird. What is the time now there? 13:00?
Dave: 12:00
you: Oeh, I was close.
Dave: Yes
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: Well, you said I could make up questions.
Dave: Only if you have a serious question
you: What is the meaning of life?
Dave: Serious questions about HomeVision and their products.
Dave: the awnser is 42
you: Hitchhicker!
Dave: Yes
you: Hitchhiker I mean.
you: Read the book?
Dave: Saw the movie
you: I did not. Neither read the book, but I've bought it. Problem with time to read. Do you like books?
Dave: No
you: Movies?
Dave: Yes
Dave: Is there a specific question about HomeVision I can help you with?
you: I shall stop bothering you.
you: See you!
Niet heel sterk
Stel dat er geen hypothetische veronderstellingen bestaan.
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ja hoe dan? als ik op live help klik, krijg ik dat mail-applet te zienquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:13 schreef Spekkiemonster het volgende:
gonzo, je moet george hebben
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:07 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
George: hello, can i help you?
you: good afternoon
you: i'd like to order a server
George: we're sold out
you: ohh when is another shipment coming in?
you: Oh..
you: but do you like chinese food then?
George: NO
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Die moet je niet hebben. Klik hier maar op: http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:15 schreef greatgonzo het volgende:
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ja hoe dan? als ik op live help klik, krijg ik dat mail-applet te zien
george zit hier http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905
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Dus George denkt nu dat-ie Donald Duck is? Da's zielig.
Zullen we een psychiater voor 'm regelen?
Zullen we een psychiater voor 'm regelen?
Haha, U schakelt nog. Test een DAF !
hij is wel druk nu, duurt langggggg
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nehh nog ff doorgaan, tot ie uit het raam springt Die gast zit straks echt te jankenquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:18 schreef Daffodil31LE het volgende:
Dus George denkt nu dat-ie Donald Duck is? Da's zielig.
Zullen we een psychiater voor 'm regelen?
Huilen dan.
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Miranda: Hi, I think the Tummy Thinner Gypsy Paisley I ordered is used.
Kim C: I am sorry to hear that.
Miranda: It's got a yellowish stain in it
Miranda: Plus my husband doesn't think it makes me any thinner.
Kim C: May I have the order number please?
Miranda: "No matter what you wear, I just know it's a fat pig underneath"
Miranda: Ordernumer is A05262
Miranda: Should it make me thinner?
Miranda: And if so: how many sizes? Mu husband said if I don't lose some weight soon he'll leave me.
Kim C: I am sorry I would need your Order number or membership number. The number above is not either.
Miranda: Callin me fat cow all the time. "Good morning cow, how's the bacon"
Miranda: Ooops, that was the item number. Order number should be 109846
Miranda: Did you get other complaints about stained tanini's?
Miranda: Smelled and looked rather nasty
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Miranda: Well, my husband ordered it, as a surprise... And a surprise it was: feeling someone elses urine
Kim C: Thank you for visiting QVC.com. Have a wonderful day!
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Miranda: Hi, I think the Tummy Thinner Gypsy Paisley I ordered is used.
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Miranda: It's got a yellowish stain in it
Miranda: Plus my husband doesn't think it makes me any thinner.
Kim C: May I have the order number please?
Miranda: "No matter what you wear, I just know it's a fat pig underneath"
Miranda: Ordernumer is A05262
Miranda: Should it make me thinner?
Miranda: And if so: how many sizes? Mu husband said if I don't lose some weight soon he'll leave me.
Kim C: I am sorry I would need your Order number or membership number. The number above is not either.
Miranda: Callin me fat cow all the time. "Good morning cow, how's the bacon"
Miranda: Ooops, that was the item number. Order number should be 109846
Miranda: Did you get other complaints about stained tanini's?
Miranda: Smelled and looked rather nasty
Kim C: Did you order this item through QVC in the United States.
Miranda: Well, my husband ordered it, as a surprise... And a surprise it was: feeling someone elses urine
Kim C: Thank you for visiting QVC.com. Have a wonderful day!
Haters everywhere but I don't really care.
ja idd ik zit nu bij die autozooi in de wacht bij dat casino en bij onze george.. allemaal al 15 minquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:18 schreef Spekkiemonster het volgende:
hij is wel druk nu, duurt langggggg
zoiets dus:
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die dave is saai...
die dave is saai...
Were making, were making!
Radio Soulwax!
Radio Soulwax!
hehequote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:18 schreef KillerRabbit75 het volgende:
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we moeten daar natuurlijk wel collectief "placing an order" kiezen hequote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:19 schreef matthijst het volgende:
https://www.qvc.com/asp/frameset.asp?dd=/cshtml/cs_helpmenu.asp?s=close&nest=/cshtml/cs_help.html?cont=mhcs&cm_re=PAGE-_-CS-_-CUSTOMERSVC
Thank you for contacting QVC. A representative will assist you in a moment.
Welcome to QVCs live chat service. This is 'Kim C'. How may I assist you?
Miranda: Hi, I think the Tummy Thinner Gypsy Paisley I ordered is used.
Kim C: I am sorry to hear that.
Miranda: It's got a yellowish stain in it
Miranda: Plus my husband doesn't think it makes me any thinner.
Kim C: May I have the order number please?
Miranda: "No matter what you wear, I just know it's a fat pig underneath"
Miranda: Ordernumer is A05262
Miranda: Should it make me thinner?
Miranda: And if so: how many sizes? Mu husband said if I don't lose some weight soon he'll leave me.
Kim C: I am sorry I would need your Order number or membership number. The number above is not either.
Miranda: Callin me fat cow all the time. "Good morning cow, how's the bacon"
Miranda: Ooops, that was the item number. Order number should be 109846
Miranda: Did you get other complaints about stained tanini's?
Miranda: Smelled and looked rather nasty
Kim C: Did you order this item through QVC in the United States.
Miranda: Well, my husband ordered it, as a surprise... And a surprise it was: feeling someone elses urine
Kim C: Thank you for visiting QVC.com. Have a wonderful day!
Huilen dan.
Zielig..quote:George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi its me, your wife
George: i have no wife
George: bye
Op woensdag 20 april 2011 23:38 schreef luckass het volgende:
bazen zijn alleen vindbaar voor de chicks.
bazen zijn alleen vindbaar voor de chicks.
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:57 schreef gekjongk het volgende:
you: Why not Nigeria?
George: they don't pay
