ONZ Onzin voor je leven!
Vrolijkheid troef in dit lieve forum vol humor.
en wat betreft deze:
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:17 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
heb ik nou een IP ban of is m'n NAT table gewoon vol?
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Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
quote:George: hello, can i help you?
you: Yes, what products do you sell?
George: servers
you: Only the servers? Or also the installation of it?
George: no
George: only the servers
you: Do you ship to the Netherlands?
George: yes, we ship to all countries except nigeria
you: Why not Nigeria?
George: they don't pay
you: What makes you think the other countries will?
George: yes
De enige echte 40.000.000e reply :)
Don't stop te movement!
Don't stop te movement!
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Op maandag 9 november 2009 12:25 schreef Whiskey_Tango het volgende:
Dat interesseert GroenLinks voor geen meter, ze zien je als een wandelende zak euro's waar ze handig een tap in kunnen drukken voor hun socialistische hobbies.
Dat interesseert GroenLinks voor geen meter, ze zien je als een wandelende zak euro's waar ze handig een tap in kunnen drukken voor hun socialistische hobbies.
You are now chatting with 'Dave'
Dave: How may I help you today?
you: i want to buy car parts
Dave: We don't sell car parts.
you: what do you sell?
Dave: We sell home appliances
you: do you have computers?
Dave: No
you: well give me some examples of what you sell then
Dave: We sell home appliances, sir.
you: yes i know
you: but home appliances are electronical stuff too
you: but you just said you didnt sell computers, which are electronical if im right
Dave: We only sell appliances around the house.
you: my computer is in my house
you: well if i put it in my garden do you sell it?
Dave: You can make an order at http://www.homevisions.com.
you: why didnt you tell me you sold furniture
you: i want to buy a pink server with a bunny tail
you: dont forget the flashing lights
Dave: We don't sell computers.
you: i know
you: i didnt say i want to buy it from you guys, did i?
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Dave: How may I help you today?
you: i want to buy car parts
Dave: We don't sell car parts.
you: what do you sell?
Dave: We sell home appliances
you: do you have computers?
Dave: No
you: well give me some examples of what you sell then
Dave: We sell home appliances, sir.
you: yes i know
you: but home appliances are electronical stuff too
you: but you just said you didnt sell computers, which are electronical if im right
Dave: We only sell appliances around the house.
you: my computer is in my house
you: well if i put it in my garden do you sell it?
Dave: You can make an order at http://www.homevisions.com.
you: why didnt you tell me you sold furniture
you: i want to buy a pink server with a bunny tail
you: dont forget the flashing lights
Dave: We don't sell computers.
you: i know
you: i didnt say i want to buy it from you guys, did i?
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Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'Dave'
Dave: We at homevisions.com hope we can help you with your questions
you: good afternoon
you: i have a question
Dave: How may I help you today?
you: you take orders?
Dave: No, you can go to http://www.homevisions.com to make your order.
you: oh, but I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
you: and can you ship it to the netherlands?
Dave: We only sell home appliances.
you: Hello?
you: No chinese food?
Dave: No
you: but im so hungry :|
Dave: We have many kitchen appliances for sale.
you: Could you make some food for me then? Using your kitchen appliances?
Dave: We only sell ur products, sir.
you: But, when you have kitchen appliances, you would be able to make some food for me, right?
you: I'd very much apreciate it
Dave: I can't oblige to your request, sir. I do apoligize.
you: Oh, but can you ásk someone to make me some food then? and ship it to: Fokstraat 41 2235FO The Netherlands?
you: Hello, are you there?
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: Yea,
you: how long do you have this job btw?
you: how long do you have this job btw?
toen was ie stil
You are now chatting with 'Dave'
Dave: We at homevisions.com hope we can help you with your questions
you: good afternoon
you: i have a question
Dave: How may I help you today?
you: you take orders?
Dave: No, you can go to http://www.homevisions.com to make your order.
you: oh, but I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
you: and can you ship it to the netherlands?
Dave: We only sell home appliances.
you: Hello?
you: No chinese food?
Dave: No
you: but im so hungry :|
Dave: We have many kitchen appliances for sale.
you: Could you make some food for me then? Using your kitchen appliances?
Dave: We only sell ur products, sir.
you: But, when you have kitchen appliances, you would be able to make some food for me, right?
you: I'd very much apreciate it
Dave: I can't oblige to your request, sir. I do apoligize.
you: Oh, but can you ásk someone to make me some food then? and ship it to: Fokstraat 41 2235FO The Netherlands?
you: Hello, are you there?
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: Yea,
you: how long do you have this job btw?
you: how long do you have this job btw?
toen was ie stil
Huilen dan.
't is leuker om naar die lui toe te gaan waar we eerst waren, die zijn al 'ingewerkt', deze nog nietquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:54 schreef Alpine69 het volgende:
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
of deze
bij george
George: hello, can i help you?
you: hello
you: yes, you can
you: i have a nice server in my room
you: but it is ugly
you: so i was wondering if you had some nice looking servers
George: no
George: servers are not for showing
you: all grey and boring ones?
George: yes
you: do you have silver ones too?
George: no
you: hmm... if i pay an extra fee, can i get a pink server with flashing lights and bunny tail?
George: maybe
you: what would it cost extra? (percents or cash)
George: 1 million dollar
you: thats worth concidering
you: but does that include shipping to the netherlands?
George: yes
you: hurray!
you: *does the chicken dance*
you: do you also sell chinese food
best rlxte gast nog
bij george
George: hello, can i help you?
you: hello
you: yes, you can
you: i have a nice server in my room
you: but it is ugly
you: so i was wondering if you had some nice looking servers
George: no
George: servers are not for showing
you: all grey and boring ones?
George: yes
you: do you have silver ones too?
George: no
you: hmm... if i pay an extra fee, can i get a pink server with flashing lights and bunny tail?
George: maybe
you: what would it cost extra? (percents or cash)
George: 1 million dollar
you: thats worth concidering
you: but does that include shipping to the netherlands?
George: yes
you: hurray!
you: *does the chicken dance*
you: do you also sell chinese food
best rlxte gast nog
Ik moest hardop lachen!quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:54 schreef Alpine69 het volgende:
You are now chatting with 'Dave'
Dave: How may I help you today?
you: i want to buy car parts
Dave: We don't sell car parts.
you: what do you sell?
Dave: We sell home appliances
you: do you have computers?
Dave: No
you: well give me some examples of what you sell then
Dave: We sell home appliances, sir.
you: yes i know
you: but home appliances are electronical stuff too
you: but you just said you didnt sell computers, which are electronical if im right
Dave: We only sell appliances around the house.
you: my computer is in my house
you: well if i put it in my garden do you sell it?
Dave: You can make an order at http://www.homevisions.com.
you: why didnt you tell me you sold furniture
you: i want to buy a pink server with a bunny tail
you: dont forget the flashing lights
Dave: We don't sell computers.
you: i know
you: i didnt say i want to buy it from you guys, did i?
[b]Op dinsdag 30 mei 2006 15:15 schreef veldmuis het volgende:[/b]
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
ze worden sjaggerijnig:
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
i want seth: i want to buy parts
Greg: May I have the part you are looking for ?
i want seth: heiniken beertender
i want seth: sorry, i meant Heineken beertender
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
i want seth: i want to buy parts
Greg: May I have the part you are looking for ?
i want seth: heiniken beertender
i want seth: sorry, i meant Heineken beertender
En nog een tvp
Even het vorige topic doorbladeren; stroom was uitgevallen
Even het vorige topic doorbladeren; stroom was uitgevallen
The world doesn't makes sense, why should we do? ©
Heeft iemand de link van deze topicreeks al gegeven? Zou wel grappig zijn als ze hier ons komen vervelen
'Expand my brain, learning juice!'
<a href="http://www.last.fm/user/crossover1" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Last.fm</a>
<a href="http://www.last.fm/user/crossover1" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Last.fm</a>
En volgens mij is Bob al door zijn collega's geïnformeerd..
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Bob'
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Bjørn: If you don't ship to the Netherlands, but only in te US.. Why do you call yourselves Swedish?
Bob: Okay
Bjørn: And I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia
Bjørn: but Seth and Greg wouldn't ship it to me.
Bjørn: can you?
Bjørn: I could pick it up in Germany..
Bjørn: hello Bob?
Bjørn: you still there?
Bjørn: you're not dead are you?
Bjørn: please tell me I'm not a witness of online death..
Bjørn: omfg, do you call this service?
Bjørn: sterf!
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Bob'
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Bjørn: If you don't ship to the Netherlands, but only in te US.. Why do you call yourselves Swedish?
Bob: Okay
Bjørn: And I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia
Bjørn: but Seth and Greg wouldn't ship it to me.
Bjørn: can you?
Bjørn: I could pick it up in Germany..
Bjørn: hello Bob?
Bjørn: you still there?
Bjørn: you're not dead are you?
Bjørn: please tell me I'm not a witness of online death..
Bjørn: omfg, do you call this service?
Bjørn: sterf!
[b]Op dinsdag 30 mei 2006 15:15 schreef veldmuis het volgende:[/b]
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
of je leest het vorige topic ff?quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:04 schreef crossover het volgende:
Heeft iemand de link van deze topicreeks al gegeven? Zou wel grappig zijn als ze hier ons komen vervelen
Huilen dan.
Ze weten er inmiddels van. Een van die mensen heeft al een keer de link ge copy pasted in het chatscherm.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:04 schreef crossover het volgende:
Heeft iemand de link van deze topicreeks al gegeven? Zou wel grappig zijn als ze hier ons komen vervelen
HAAAA!! ik heb 'm
You are now chatting with 'Joe'
Joe: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Kaas: Good afternoon
Kaas: I wonder, have you had any dutch people today?
Kaas: No im serious, im the forum admin
Kaas: and i would like to know if there's been any abuse of your services by our members
Kaas: Also, would it be possible to contact you by email about this matter?
Joe: call 609-890-8829
Kaas: I would prefer email
Joe: drop an email to sale@autopartwarehouse.com
Kaas: Also I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia. Could you ship it to Fokstraat 41 2235FO The Netherlands.
Kaas: Thank you for your support (Hier dacht ik dat ie me ging afsluite)
Joe: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Kaas: I'd like to know why you dont ship to the netherlands?
Kaas: Seeing as there are a lot of people who want to order the pcv oil trap..
Joe: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Kaas: No problem
Joe: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Kaas: That's not quite the answer to my question is it?
Kaas: I asked why your company doesn't ship to the netherlands, as there's a great market for the products you're selling.
Kaas: HELLOOOO?
Joe: We do not have any contract with any fright companies to ship the parts to Netherlands... as the parts may damage in Shipment
Kaas: NETHERLANDS
Kaas: TULLIPS
Kaas: WEED
Kaas: Ok, thnx
Kaas: That was the answer i was looking for..
danku, danku
You are now chatting with 'Joe'
Joe: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Kaas: Good afternoon
Kaas: I wonder, have you had any dutch people today?
Kaas: No im serious, im the forum admin
Kaas: and i would like to know if there's been any abuse of your services by our members
Kaas: Also, would it be possible to contact you by email about this matter?
Joe: call 609-890-8829
Kaas: I would prefer email
Joe: drop an email to sale@autopartwarehouse.com
Kaas: Also I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia. Could you ship it to Fokstraat 41 2235FO The Netherlands.
Kaas: Thank you for your support (Hier dacht ik dat ie me ging afsluite)
Joe: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Kaas: I'd like to know why you dont ship to the netherlands?
Kaas: Seeing as there are a lot of people who want to order the pcv oil trap..
Joe: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Kaas: No problem
Joe: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Kaas: That's not quite the answer to my question is it?
Kaas: I asked why your company doesn't ship to the netherlands, as there's a great market for the products you're selling.
Kaas: HELLOOOO?
Joe: We do not have any contract with any fright companies to ship the parts to Netherlands... as the parts may damage in Shipment
Kaas: NETHERLANDS
Kaas: TULLIPS
Kaas: WEED
Kaas: Ok, thnx
Kaas: That was the answer i was looking for..
danku, danku
Huilen dan.
