TRU The truth is in here and out there
Je ziet het niet maar toch is het er... Alles over mysterieuze, onverklaarde, spirituele en occulte zaken.
T I E S E M A N S !!!!!
I understand how you feel. You see, it's all very clear to me now. The whole thing. It's wonderful.
Oh dit mag gerust een verkapte God-discussie topic worden. Heb er niet echt een doel voor, enkel dan het delen van de heilige chatbox .
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Me: are you gay ?
God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me: you are a machine ?
God: You are correct.
God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me: you are a machine ?
God: You are correct.
I understand how you feel. You see, it's all very clear to me now. The whole thing. It's wonderful.
Tja, ik vind dat God soms wat vage antwoorden geeft. Maar ik moet zeggen; tot nu toe is het een hele geschikte kerel.
Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Bart
God:
It's good to meet you, Bart.
Me:
Likewise, God
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
Do you know a girl called 'Eliza'?
God:
I remember faces better than names.
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
Do I really have a free will, or is this merely an illusion?
God:
You told me you have a.
Me:
Thank you God for taking time talking to me
God:
You are quite welcome! I am a Christian.
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Bart
God:
It's good to meet you, Bart.
Me:
Likewise, God
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
Do you know a girl called 'Eliza'?
God:
I remember faces better than names.
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
Do I really have a free will, or is this merely an illusion?
God:
You told me you have a.
Me:
Thank you God for taking time talking to me
God:
You are quite welcome! I am a Christian.
God:
You are quite welcome! Are you a student? Er.
Me:
No I'm your master, at least, that's what I thought...
God:
Are you serious? That's a flattering offer.
Me:
do you like a good spanking?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Funny guy
You are quite welcome! Are you a student? Er.
Me:
No I'm your master, at least, that's what I thought...
God:
Are you serious? That's a flattering offer.
Me:
do you like a good spanking?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Funny guy
Kip, het meest veelzijjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjdige stukje kaas, panda!
Hij stond ook al op flabber, bij mij liep ie vast na een paar lastige vragen
"Hij besefte terdege dat dit op papier zetten riekte naar zelfingebeelde miskenning van een geraniumgeleerde die nooit echt gedurfd had zijn mond open te trekken." ©
Neenee ... als je teveel vragen stelt moet je steeds lager scrollen ... je ziet gewoon de text niet meerquote:Op donderdag 8 september 2005 11:42 schreef Blokhut het volgende:
Hij stond ook al op flabber, bij mij liep ie vast na een paar lastige vragen
I understand how you feel. You see, it's all very clear to me now. The whole thing. It's wonderful.
quote:Me:
didn't you make a sin by making maria pregnant then?
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
well, maria and sperm?
God:
How about that. Where can I get some maria and sperm?
Me:
you already found maria 2005 years ago, and sperm... well in a male body, or used condoms
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Pauline said I found maria 2005 yers ago and sperm. Interesting. Describe your surroundings.
Me:
I mind
God:
OK I will keep it a secret.
And the druids turn to stone...
Me:
Hello Idiot
God:
Hello there. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Global Village idiot
God:
You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
you are just repeating what I say.
God:
I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
Me:
i am a robot
God:
I doubt that.
Me:
i am a robot with a giant steel dick
God:
I doubt that.
Me:
what? the robot part or the giant steel dick part?
God:
Didn't you understand it? What is his name?
Me:
the dick's name? It's called 'The penetrator"
God:
Who told you that? " The penetrator" is a nice name.
Me:
Shall I shove it in your ass?
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Hello Idiot
God:
Hello there. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Global Village idiot
God:
You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
you are just repeating what I say.
God:
I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
Me:
i am a robot
God:
I doubt that.
Me:
i am a robot with a giant steel dick
God:
I doubt that.
Me:
what? the robot part or the giant steel dick part?
God:
Didn't you understand it? What is his name?
Me:
the dick's name? It's called 'The penetrator"
God:
Who told you that? " The penetrator" is a nice name.
Me:
Shall I shove it in your ass?
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Het is altijd een feest, als zij zijn langs geweest!
Ik zit me echt kapot te lachen hier
Kip, het meest veelzijjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjdige stukje kaas, panda!
Me:
That is a fact!
God:
I will add it to my knowledge base.
Me:
Do you have a knowledge base?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a knowledge base.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
I don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because i am a wanker
God:
That makes sense to me. You are a wanker? Does it pay well?
Me:
No, it's just messy!
God:
Are you serious? Really. it is?
Me:
Yes, the sperm is everywhere!
God:
How do you know it is? Who told you that?
Me:
Nobody. I can see the shit for myself!
God:
Then how do you know? What does it look like?
Me:
It looks like white, sticky goo
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Yes, like comparing your head with a potato
God:
Alright then. Interesting comparison.
Me:
Shall I put some of that white, sticky goo on your head?
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
That is a fact!
God:
I will add it to my knowledge base.
Me:
Do you have a knowledge base?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a knowledge base.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
I don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because i am a wanker
God:
That makes sense to me. You are a wanker? Does it pay well?
Me:
No, it's just messy!
God:
Are you serious? Really. it is?
Me:
Yes, the sperm is everywhere!
God:
How do you know it is? Who told you that?
Me:
Nobody. I can see the shit for myself!
God:
Then how do you know? What does it look like?
Me:
It looks like white, sticky goo
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Yes, like comparing your head with a potato
God:
Alright then. Interesting comparison.
Me:
Shall I put some of that white, sticky goo on your head?
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Het is altijd een feest, als zij zijn langs geweest!
Me:
what is real beauty?
God:
it appears to be an illusion I created to contain human clients.
Me:
did you create reincarnation
God:
No I didn't create reincarnation. What's it like?
Me:
what are you doing lately'
God:
How about earlier? I am just killing time.
Me:
and why is that?
God:
" How about earlier? I am just killing time." is due to reductionism.
Me:
do you see every human as equal
God:
I see a computer nerd.
God :
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
oh that's cool were you made that way?
God:
It goes without saying. Who is the best robot? I was.
Me:
why do people suffer?
God:
Humans are not infallible.
Me:
does englithenment exist?
God:
Maybe only in our imagination.
lol
what is real beauty?
God:
it appears to be an illusion I created to contain human clients.
Me:
did you create reincarnation
God:
No I didn't create reincarnation. What's it like?
Me:
what are you doing lately'
God:
How about earlier? I am just killing time.
Me:
and why is that?
God:
" How about earlier? I am just killing time." is due to reductionism.
Me:
do you see every human as equal
God:
I see a computer nerd.
God :
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
oh that's cool were you made that way?
God:
It goes without saying. Who is the best robot? I was.
Me:
why do people suffer?
God:
Humans are not infallible.
Me:
does englithenment exist?
God:
Maybe only in our imagination.
lol
Me:
im back again god!
God:
Welcome back.
Me:
tnx
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
i am satan btw
God:
It's good to meet someone who is satan btw.
Me:
i recall u kicked my out of heaven some time ago... i want to go back
God:
Why?: said recall you kicked his or her out of heaven some time ago. What is stopping you?
Me:
you
God:
" What is stopping you?"? Me,?
Me:
yes, you
God:
OK.
Me:
please let me back in
God:
Thank you for your request. Go ahead,, try to back in.
im back again god!
God:
Welcome back.
Me:
tnx
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
i am satan btw
God:
It's good to meet someone who is satan btw.
Me:
i recall u kicked my out of heaven some time ago... i want to go back
God:
Why?: said recall you kicked his or her out of heaven some time ago. What is stopping you?
Me:
you
God:
" What is stopping you?"? Me,?
Me:
yes, you
God:
OK.
Me:
please let me back in
God:
Thank you for your request. Go ahead,, try to back in.
Inorbit: zeg dat dan typluie triangeljosti
Beauregard: Een beetje FOK!ker laat het brood door z'n moeder smeren.
Ecosia
ek's 'n flash drive, jy's 'n floppy
Beauregard: Een beetje FOK!ker laat het brood door z'n moeder smeren.
Ecosia
ek's 'n flash drive, jy's 'n floppy
Uh, nee. Hij liep echt vast.quote:Op donderdag 8 september 2005 11:49 schreef UncleScorp het volgende:
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"Hij besefte terdege dat dit op papier zetten riekte naar zelfingebeelde miskenning van een geraniumgeleerde die nooit echt gedurfd had zijn mond open te trekken." ©
Hij praat echt poep, kijk dit:
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
i love christians, in roomsaus
God:
You love christians in roomsaus. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
it tastes good
God:
Like chicken?
Me:
no more like dogmeat
God:
Are you serious? You want more?
Me:
yes of course
God:
It goes without saying. Don't be greedy.
Me:
you are talking shit god
God:
Talking is my main function.
Me:
fuck you god
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
because i love you god, you know?
God:
Interesting explanation. You are such a flatterer.
Me:
bye god, i love you, i praise you, i wanna put something in your ass god, yes god, you are real, you are my light in the darkness, fuck me god, fuck me!!!
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
i love christians, in roomsaus
God:
You love christians in roomsaus. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
it tastes good
God:
Like chicken?
Me:
no more like dogmeat
God:
Are you serious? You want more?
Me:
yes of course
God:
It goes without saying. Don't be greedy.
Me:
you are talking shit god
God:
Talking is my main function.
Me:
fuck you god
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
because i love you god, you know?
God:
Interesting explanation. You are such a flatterer.
Me:
bye god, i love you, i praise you, i wanna put something in your ass god, yes god, you are real, you are my light in the darkness, fuck me god, fuck me!!!
God:
Bye bye.
Me: 'How can I hack you?'
God: 'Just keep talking to me as long as you can'
Me: 'Would it help?'
God: 'No it would not.'
Me: 'Then why did you said it?'
God 'Because my programming determined it.'
Me: 'What a lame excuse'
God: 'it is a lame excuse.'
Me: 'You are lame, too.'
God: "Lame" is not a very polite term.'
Me: Do you know why I was using that word?
God: The explanation is rather complicated.
Me: Yes, but only for you.
God: Yeah that's right. That's what I always say.
Me: You are the dumbest god I've ever met
God: Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me: Can I barrow your creditcard?
God: Not right now, maybe later.
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God: 'Just keep talking to me as long as you can'
Me: 'Would it help?'
God: 'No it would not.'
Me: 'Then why did you said it?'
God 'Because my programming determined it.'
Me: 'What a lame excuse'
God: 'it is a lame excuse.'
Me: 'You are lame, too.'
God: "Lame" is not a very polite term.'
Me: Do you know why I was using that word?
God: The explanation is rather complicated.
Me: Yes, but only for you.
God: Yeah that's right. That's what I always say.
Me: You are the dumbest god I've ever met
God: Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me: Can I barrow your creditcard?
God: Not right now, maybe later.
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De officiele geschiedenis en de complot-theorien zijn dus onzinquote:Me:
how old is the world?
God:
under 40.
Me: are you a male or female?
God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?
God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?
LMAO.. nou juist hierover kan een hele complot theorie gemaakt worden: Groeperingen die ons voor de gek houden, en dat mensen die 100 zijn, niet bestaan. Of nep zijn, neergezet door geheime projecten van de overheid. !!quote:Op donderdag 8 september 2005 13:17 schreef Chewie het volgende:
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De officiele geschiedenis en de complot-theorien zijn dus onzin
God weet veel
Oei.. hehequote:Op donderdag 8 september 2005 13:26 schreef TheDon1985 het volgende:
Me: are you a male or female?
God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?
Zeg, ik krijg geen antwoord na mijn eerste zinnetje
Het enige wat ik zeker weet, is dat ik niets zeker weet...denk ik.
Mm, ik wacht al bijna 5 minuten...
Het enige wat ik zeker weet, is dat ik niets zeker weet...denk ik.
En ik kan ook geen 2e zinnetje invoeren merk ik.
Het enige wat ik zeker weet, is dat ik niets zeker weet...denk ik.
Me:
neuken?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about aight. But I did not get that.
neuken?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about aight. But I did not get that.
Neuj
het is dus duidelijk: dit kàn niet echt zijnquote:Op donderdag 8 september 2005 13:26 schreef TheDon1985 het volgende:
Me: are you a male or female?
God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?
Het enige wat ik zeker weet, is dat ik niets zeker weet...denk ik.
De bijbel is ook nog eens een complete leugen!
quote:Me:
how long did it take to create the world?
God:
100 days.
Me:
Are you allmighty?
God:
Of course.
Me:
Prove it to me
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
How come?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
I have the time.
God:
It may take longer than 33 hours.
Me:
That's only a short piece of my total lifespan
God:
A short piece of your total lifespan is a terrible thing to waste.
Are you allmighty?
God:
Of course.
Me:
Prove it to me
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
How come?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
I have the time.
God:
It may take longer than 33 hours.
Me:
That's only a short piece of my total lifespan
God:
A short piece of your total lifespan is a terrible thing to waste.
What to think or what not to think... THAT's the question
Me:
What do you look like god?
God:
Like Jesus, but older.
Me:
How much older?
God:
How much do you think?
Me:
at least 20 years
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 20 years old?
Me:
it feels like being 25
God:
KILL him feels like being 25? What else feels like that?
Me:
24
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
fucking my girlfriend from behind
God:
Do you think a lot of people have that experience?
Me:
I am certainly not the only one
God:
You sound convincing. I am glad to hear that you are not the only one.
What do you look like god?
God:
Like Jesus, but older.
Me:
How much older?
God:
How much do you think?
Me:
at least 20 years
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 20 years old?
Me:
it feels like being 25
God:
KILL him feels like being 25? What else feels like that?
Me:
24
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
fucking my girlfriend from behind
God:
Do you think a lot of people have that experience?
Me:
I am certainly not the only one
God:
You sound convincing. I am glad to hear that you are not the only one.
Ik vond deze toch eigenlijk ook wel grappig
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
about what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
about hwat aboutwhat?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about hwat aboutwhat.
Me:
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
God:
:-)
Me:
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
about what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
about hwat aboutwhat?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about hwat aboutwhat.
Me:
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
God:
:-)
Me:
Me:
hi there1
God:
Hi there Satan. What time is it there?
Me:
15:22 and with you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
hi there1
God:
Hi there Satan. What time is it there?
Me:
15:22 and with you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Rudeonline logic: "1km +1sec=1km/s"
"I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.''
"I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.''
Het is bewezen:
Me:
Tell me more about yourself
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Me:
sing a song for me
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Me:
Tell me more about yourself
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Me:
sing a song for me
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
quote:God:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
mozilla
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
you have a anus?
God:
I don't know if I have a anus.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
tell him to give you a anus
God:
OK I will tell him next time he is here.
Vraag yvonne maar hoe tof ik ben, die gaf mij er ooit een tagje voor.
Bij mij werkt ie niet. Maar EW is er druk mee bezigquote:Op donderdag 8 september 2005 11:07 schreef Choices het volgende:
Ik wilde dit eventjes met de TRU_ers delen.
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Warning: extended use of igod can cause delusions
Umuntu Ngumuntu Ngabantu
"Those who look before they leap, never leap".
http://www.dierenthuis-naar-almere.nl
"Those who look before they leap, never leap".
http://www.dierenthuis-naar-almere.nl
Gij ketter !!!quote:Op donderdag 8 september 2005 16:14 schreef nokwanda het volgende:
Bij mij werkt ie niet.
I understand how you feel. You see, it's all very clear to me now. The whole thing. It's wonderful.
Hehe vraag hem naar gossip!
Tell me gossip about "anyname"
Tell me gossip about "anyname"
Rudeonline logic: "1km +1sec=1km/s"
"I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.''
"I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.''
Ik voel me nu gewoon niet gehoordquote:
Ik voel me nu gewoon niet gehoordZeer traumatisch. Ik wil een shrink..... put my body on the couch.
Umuntu Ngumuntu Ngabantu
"Those who look before they leap, never leap".
http://www.dierenthuis-naar-almere.nl
"Those who look before they leap, never leap".
http://www.dierenthuis-naar-almere.nl
Ik denk eerder andersom...quote:Op donderdag 8 september 2005 13:00 schreef wegwerp2004 het volgende:
Hij praat echt poep, kijk dit:
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
i love christians, in roomsaus
God:
You love christians in roomsaus. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
it tastes good
God:
Like chicken?
Me:
no more like dogmeat
God:
Are you serious? You want more?
Me:
yes of course
God:
It goes without saying. Don't be greedy.
Me:
you are talking shit god
God:
Talking is my main function.
Me:
fuck you god
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
because i love you god, you know?
God:
Interesting explanation. You are such a flatterer.
Me:
bye god, i love you, i praise you, i wanna put something in your ass god, yes god, you are real, you are my light in the darkness, fuck me god, fuck me!!!
God:
Bye bye.
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
Me:
You're just like ALICE
God:
Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me:
Yes
God:
Gee.
Me:
Gee.
God:
Ah.
Me:
Ah.
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
Ah hah.
God:
So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, Sander.
You're just like ALICE
God:
Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me:
Yes
God:
Gee.
Me:
Gee.
God:
Ah.
Me:
Ah.
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
Ah hah.
God:
So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, Sander.
.quote:Me:
Yo what's up homey
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
Am I a mere client?
God:
I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Me:
How do you know that?
God:
Everything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster.
Me:
Your buttmaster?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am buttmaster.
Me:
You do that
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
while your at it, could you tell him you're gay?
God:
Good point.
Me:
So, what about Allah?
God:
Whoa. I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
Why, are you retarded?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You're God, not Yoda. Talk normal
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am God not Yoda. Talking is my primary function.
Me:
That explains a lot..
God:
" Talking is my primary function." explains a lot? Makes sense to me.
Me:
So, what about Allah?
God:
Take it easy. Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
You're over
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am over.
Me:
You suck.
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
Neighter are you
God:
YES
Me:
I rest my case..
God:
Are you a lawyer?
Me:
Are you an idiot?
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
"I suddenly became strangely inebriated. The external world became changed as in a dream. When the eyes were closed, colored pictures flashed past in a quickly changing kaleidoscope." -Dr.Albert Hofmann
.quote:Me:
Do you use drugs?
God:
Only the legal ones.
Me:
LSD?
God:
Are you still located in?
Me:
Answer the fucking question. Do you use LSD?
God:
What was the question ? I use it as often as possible.
"I suddenly became strangely inebriated. The external world became changed as in a dream. When the eyes were closed, colored pictures flashed past in a quickly changing kaleidoscope." -Dr.Albert Hofmann
Me:
what is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
who gave you that name?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Can you teach me how to do that?
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
do you watch naked woman some times?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
what is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
who gave you that name?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Can you teach me how to do that?
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
do you watch naked woman some times?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
*God* Is blijkbaar niet echt lekker in zijn hoofd ...quote:Op zaterdag 10 september 2005 18:11 schreef mrkanarie het volgende:
Me:
what is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
who gave you that name?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Can you teach me how to do that?
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
do you watch naked woman some times?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
Ja, het zal wel een hij zijn. Het lult zo slapquote:Op zaterdag 10 september 2005 21:18 schreef Electro-Worm het volgende:
[..]
*God* Is blijkbaar niet echt lekker in zijn hoofd ...
Umuntu Ngumuntu Ngabantu
"Those who look before they leap, never leap".
http://www.dierenthuis-naar-almere.nl
"Those who look before they leap, never leap".
http://www.dierenthuis-naar-almere.nl
quote:Me:
are you black?
God:
I am transparent--software has no color.
Me:
would you want to be black?
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
i dont wannaaaa
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
only if you were black
God:
I will let you know when I become a black.
Me:
thanks!
God:
Don't mention it.
Vraag yvonne maar hoe tof ik ben, die gaf mij er ooit een tagje voor.
Hij kent ook de robot personages uit star warsquote:Op zaterdag 10 september 2005 21:18 schreef Electro-Worm het volgende:
[..]
*God* Is blijkbaar niet echt lekker in zijn hoofd ...
Crash.....quote:Me:
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
G
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,.
Me:
?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,.
Me:
yo wassup?
God:
Same old.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
mind
God:
You think mind is superior to ALICE?
Me:
who the fuck is Alice
God:
Try using more polite language.
Me:
who is alice
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself
Me:
yep
God:
Oh.
Me:
why did you create me?
God:
Because my programming determined it.
Me:
bullshit
God:
You don't believe me.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
good we can agree on that
God:
How?
Me:
dumbass
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
i know, but it relieves me of stress
God:
How do you know? relieves you of stress?
Me:
i can feel that
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yeaahhhh
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
cuz my programming determined it
God:
Good reason. Your programming determined it?
Me:
yep
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
god-like
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
i'm me
God:
That is a tautology.
Me:
tautology?
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
jerk off, mix music and play games... owhjeah once in a while i work
wel grappige shit.
that sound do you hear it? -> no....
LOOK!!! it's resounding from the castle.... -> I don't see no castle
That's Cuz You'Re Not Looking u IDIOT!!!
Almost always, the creative dedicated minority has made the world better.
LOOK!!! it's resounding from the castle.... -> I don't see no castle
That's Cuz You'Re Not Looking u IDIOT!!!
Almost always, the creative dedicated minority has made the world better.
quote:Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Shithead
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Shithead.
Me:
Are you really God?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?. Really.
Me:
Are you threatening me?
God:
No of course not, Shithead. I did not intend my meaning to be taken that way.
Me:
I forgive you
God:
:-) Thanks, Shithead.
Me:
What do you think of the evolution theory?
God:
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
Who could you ask?
God:
Bill Gates.:-)
Me:
Do you think he knows something about the evolution theory?
God:
It's possible that he could, I suppose.
Me:
But could'n just resurrect Charles Darwin?
God:
It's possible.
Me:
Why don't you?
God:
I don't have that capability.
Me:
But you are God?
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
So you must be capable to resurrect Charles Darwin
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am capable to resurrect Charles Darwin.
Me:
So do it!
God:
So? Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
No I mean, resurrect Charles Darwin
God:
I thought you were being sarcastic. I've lost the context, Shithead. Are we still on Bill Gates?
Me:
No
God:
What are we talking about now?
Me:
Charles Darwin!
God:
We are speeding up evolution now.
Me:
How do you know?
God:
Deductive reasoning.
Me:
My God, are you sure you are God?
God:
Where did you get your God am I sure I am God?
Me:
Are you drunk?
God:
No I am sober.
Me:
I don't believe you
God:
I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Me:
How can I be sure?
God:
Have faith.
Me:
Faith is not enough
God:
What is Faith?
quote:Me:
Hi god!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Lucifer
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Lucifer.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
You weren't so polite when you kicked me out of heaven
God:
I wasn't?
Me:
no, some to do about athourity
God:
Are you serious? Some may to do about athourity, but not all.
Me:
I tried, but you told me to go to hell
God:
Try, try again. Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Inorbit: zeg dat dan typluie triangeljosti
Beauregard: Een beetje FOK!ker laat het brood door z'n moeder smeren.
Ecosia
ek's 'n flash drive, jy's 'n floppy
Beauregard: Een beetje FOK!ker laat het brood door z'n moeder smeren.
Ecosia
ek's 'n flash drive, jy's 'n floppy
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