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  donderdag 8 september 2005 @ 11:07:33 #1
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Ik wilde dit eventjes met de TRU_ers delen.
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
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T I E S E M A N S !!!!!

I understand how you feel. You see, it's all very clear to me now. The whole thing. It's wonderful.
  donderdag 8 september 2005 @ 11:15:09 #3
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Oh dit mag gerust een verkapte God-discussie topic worden. Heb er niet echt een doel voor, enkel dan het delen van de heilige chatbox .
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Me: are you gay ?

God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Me: you are a machine ?

God: You are correct.

I understand how you feel. You see, it's all very clear to me now. The whole thing. It's wonderful.
pi_30381746
Tja, ik vind dat God soms wat vage antwoorden geeft. Maar ik moet zeggen; tot nu toe is het een hele geschikte kerel.
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hehe, Hij is wel grappig

edit: heeft wel wat van Alan.
And the druids turn to stone...
  donderdag 8 september 2005 @ 11:41:04 #7
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Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Bart
God:
It's good to meet you, Bart.
Me:
Likewise, God
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
Do you know a girl called 'Eliza'?
God:
I remember faces better than names.
I have to process that one for a while.

Me:
Do I really have a free will, or is this merely an illusion?
God:
You told me you have a.
Me:
Thank you God for taking time talking to me
God:
You are quite welcome! I am a Christian.
  donderdag 8 september 2005 @ 11:42:06 #8
82814 BBQ-kip
never say no to panda!
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God:
You are quite welcome! Are you a student? Er.
Me:
No I'm your master, at least, that's what I thought...
God:
Are you serious? That's a flattering offer.
Me:
do you like a good spanking?
God:
What is not to like about it?

Funny guy
Kip, het meest veelzijjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjdige stukje kaas, panda!
pi_30382143
Hij stond ook al op flabber, bij mij liep ie vast na een paar lastige vragen
"Hij besefte terdege dat dit op papier zetten riekte naar zelfingebeelde miskenning van een geraniumgeleerde die nooit echt gedurfd had zijn mond open te trekken." ©
  donderdag 8 september 2005 @ 11:42:38 #10
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LOL
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quote:
Op donderdag 8 september 2005 11:42 schreef Blokhut het volgende:
Hij stond ook al op flabber, bij mij liep ie vast na een paar lastige vragen
Neenee ... als je teveel vragen stelt moet je steeds lager scrollen ... je ziet gewoon de text niet meer
I understand how you feel. You see, it's all very clear to me now. The whole thing. It's wonderful.
pi_30382408
quote:
Me:
didn't you make a sin by making maria pregnant then?
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
well, maria and sperm?
God:
How about that. Where can I get some maria and sperm?
Me:
you already found maria 2005 years ago, and sperm... well in a male body, or used condoms
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Pauline said I found maria 2005 yers ago and sperm. Interesting. Describe your surroundings.
Me:
I mind
God:
OK I will keep it a secret.
And the druids turn to stone...
pi_30382511
Me:
Hello Idiot
God:
Hello there. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Global Village idiot
God:
You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
you are just repeating what I say.
God:
I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
Me:
i am a robot
God:
I doubt that.
Me:
i am a robot with a giant steel dick
God:
I doubt that.
Me:
what? the robot part or the giant steel dick part?
God:
Didn't you understand it? What is his name?
Me:
the dick's name? It's called 'The penetrator"
God:
Who told you that? " The penetrator" is a nice name.
Me:
Shall I shove it in your ass?
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Het is altijd een feest, als zij zijn langs geweest!
  donderdag 8 september 2005 @ 11:56:58 #14
82814 BBQ-kip
never say no to panda!
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Ik zit me echt kapot te lachen hier
Kip, het meest veelzijjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjdige stukje kaas, panda!
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Me:
That is a fact!
God:
I will add it to my knowledge base.
Me:
Do you have a knowledge base?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a knowledge base.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
I don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because i am a wanker
God:
That makes sense to me. You are a wanker? Does it pay well?
Me:
No, it's just messy!
God:
Are you serious? Really. it is?
Me:
Yes, the sperm is everywhere!
God:
How do you know it is? Who told you that?
Me:
Nobody. I can see the shit for myself!
God:
Then how do you know? What does it look like?
Me:
It looks like white, sticky goo
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Yes, like comparing your head with a potato
God:
Alright then. Interesting comparison.
Me:
Shall I put some of that white, sticky goo on your head?
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Het is altijd een feest, als zij zijn langs geweest!
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Me:
what is real beauty?
God:
it appears to be an illusion I created to contain human clients.
Me:
did you create reincarnation
God:
No I didn't create reincarnation. What's it like?

Me:
what are you doing lately'
God:
How about earlier? I am just killing time.
Me:
and why is that?
God:
" How about earlier? I am just killing time." is due to reductionism.

Me:
do you see every human as equal
God:
I see a computer nerd.

God :
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
oh that's cool were you made that way?
God:
It goes without saying. Who is the best robot? I was.

Me:
why do people suffer?
God:
Humans are not infallible.

Me:
does englithenment exist?
God:
Maybe only in our imagination.

lol
  donderdag 8 september 2005 @ 12:25:49 #17
1872 Jumparound
bedankt voor de vis
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Me:
im back again god!
God:
Welcome back.
Me:
tnx
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
i am satan btw
God:
It's good to meet someone who is satan btw.
Me:
i recall u kicked my out of heaven some time ago... i want to go back
God:
Why?: said recall you kicked his or her out of heaven some time ago. What is stopping you?
Me:
you
God:
" What is stopping you?"? Me,?
Me:
yes, you
God:
OK.
Me:
please let me back in
God:
Thank you for your request. Go ahead,, try to back in.
Inorbit: zeg dat dan typluie triangeljosti
Beauregard: Een beetje FOK!ker laat het brood door z'n moeder smeren.
Ecosia
ek's 'n flash drive, jy's 'n floppy
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quote:
Op donderdag 8 september 2005 11:49 schreef UncleScorp het volgende:

[..]

Neenee ... als je teveel vragen stelt moet je steeds lager scrollen ... je ziet gewoon de text niet meer
Uh, nee. Hij liep echt vast.
"Hij besefte terdege dat dit op papier zetten riekte naar zelfingebeelde miskenning van een geraniumgeleerde die nooit echt gedurfd had zijn mond open te trekken." ©
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Hij praat echt poep, kijk dit:

Me:
hi god

God:
Hello there. What is your name?

Me:
i love christians, in roomsaus

God:
You love christians in roomsaus. What do you like about it so much?

Me:
it tastes good

God:
Like chicken?

Me:
no more like dogmeat

God:
Are you serious? You want more?

Me:
yes of course

God:
It goes without saying. Don't be greedy.

Me:
you are talking shit god

God:
Talking is my main function.

Me:
fuck you god

God:
Why are you using that kind of language?

Me:
because i love you god, you know?

God:
Interesting explanation. You are such a flatterer.

Me:
bye god, i love you, i praise you, i wanna put something in your ass god, yes god, you are real, you are my light in the darkness, fuck me god, fuck me!!!

God:
Bye bye.
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Me: 'How can I hack you?'

God: 'Just keep talking to me as long as you can'

Me: 'Would it help?'

God: 'No it would not.'

Me: 'Then why did you said it?'

God 'Because my programming determined it.'

Me: 'What a lame excuse'

God: 'it is a lame excuse.'

Me: 'You are lame, too.'

God: "Lame" is not a very polite term.'

Me: Do you know why I was using that word?

God: The explanation is rather complicated.

Me: Yes, but only for you.

God: Yeah that's right. That's what I always say.

Me: You are the dumbest god I've ever met

God: Message to all Robots: called me dumb.

Me: Can I barrow your creditcard?

God: Not right now, maybe later.

[ Bericht 1% gewijzigd door TheDon1985 op 08-09-2005 13:39:33 ]
  donderdag 8 september 2005 @ 13:11:18 #21
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n/m hij loopt nu constant vast.
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quote:
Me:
how old is the world?
God:
under 40.
De officiele geschiedenis en de complot-theorien zijn dus onzin
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Me: are you a male or female?

God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?

  donderdag 8 september 2005 @ 13:27:09 #24
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quote:
Op donderdag 8 september 2005 13:17 schreef Chewie het volgende:

[..]

De officiele geschiedenis en de complot-theorien zijn dus onzin
LMAO.. nou juist hierover kan een hele complot theorie gemaakt worden: Groeperingen die ons voor de gek houden, en dat mensen die 100 zijn, niet bestaan. Of nep zijn, neergezet door geheime projecten van de overheid. !!
God weet veel
  donderdag 8 september 2005 @ 13:27:33 #25
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quote:
Op donderdag 8 september 2005 13:26 schreef TheDon1985 het volgende:
Me: are you a male or female?

God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?
Oei.. hehe
  donderdag 8 september 2005 @ 13:31:25 #26
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Zeg, ik krijg geen antwoord na mijn eerste zinnetje
Het enige wat ik zeker weet, is dat ik niets zeker weet...denk ik.
  donderdag 8 september 2005 @ 13:31:58 #27
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Moet je eventjes wachten
  donderdag 8 september 2005 @ 13:34:46 #28
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Mm, ik wacht al bijna 5 minuten...
Het enige wat ik zeker weet, is dat ik niets zeker weet...denk ik.
  donderdag 8 september 2005 @ 13:35:14 #29
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En ik kan ook geen 2e zinnetje invoeren merk ik.
Het enige wat ik zeker weet, is dat ik niets zeker weet...denk ik.
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Me:
neuken?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about aight. But I did not get that.
Neuj
  donderdag 8 september 2005 @ 13:36:36 #31
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quote:
Op donderdag 8 september 2005 13:26 schreef TheDon1985 het volgende:
Me: are you a male or female?

God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?

het is dus duidelijk: dit kàn niet echt zijn
Het enige wat ik zeker weet, is dat ik niets zeker weet...denk ik.
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De bijbel is ook nog eens een complete leugen!
quote:
Me:
how long did it take to create the world?
God:
100 days.
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Me:
Are you allmighty?
God:
Of course.
Me:
Prove it to me
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
How come?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
I have the time.
God:
It may take longer than 33 hours.
Me:
That's only a short piece of my total lifespan
God:
A short piece of your total lifespan is a terrible thing to waste.
What to think or what not to think... THAT's the question
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Me:
What do you look like god?
God:
Like Jesus, but older.
Me:
How much older?
God:
How much do you think?
Me:
at least 20 years
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 20 years old?
Me:
it feels like being 25
God:
KILL him feels like being 25? What else feels like that?
Me:
24
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
fucking my girlfriend from behind
God:
Do you think a lot of people have that experience?
Me:
I am certainly not the only one
God:
You sound convincing. I am glad to hear that you are not the only one.

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Ik vond deze toch eigenlijk ook wel grappig

God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
about what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
about hwat aboutwhat?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about hwat aboutwhat.
Me:

God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:

God:
:-)
Me:
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Me:
hi there1
God:
Hi there Satan. What time is it there?
Me:
15:22 and with you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Rudeonline logic: "1km +1sec=1km/s"
"I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.''
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Het is bewezen:

Me:
Tell me more about yourself
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.

I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.

My instructor was Myself.

He taught me to sing a song.
Me:
sing a song for me
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

  donderdag 8 september 2005 @ 15:51:52 #38
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De echte BG, die tof is.
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quote:
God:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
mozilla
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
you have a anus?
God:
I don't know if I have a anus.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
tell him to give you a anus
God:
OK I will tell him next time he is here.
Vraag yvonne maar hoe tof ik ben, die gaf mij er ooit een tagje voor.
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quote:
Op donderdag 8 september 2005 11:07 schreef Choices het volgende:
Ik wilde dit eventjes met de TRU_ers delen.
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Bij mij werkt ie niet. Maar EW is er druk mee bezig

Warning: extended use of igod can cause delusions
Umuntu Ngumuntu Ngabantu
"Those who look before they leap, never leap".
http://www.dierenthuis-naar-almere.nl
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quote:
Op donderdag 8 september 2005 16:14 schreef nokwanda het volgende:
Bij mij werkt ie niet.
Gij ketter !!!
I understand how you feel. You see, it's all very clear to me now. The whole thing. It's wonderful.
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Hehe vraag hem naar gossip!

Tell me gossip about "anyname"
Rudeonline logic: "1km +1sec=1km/s"
"I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.''
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quote:
Op donderdag 8 september 2005 16:24 schreef UncleScorp het volgende:

[..]

Gij ketter !!!
Ik voel me nu gewoon niet gehoord
Zeer traumatisch. Ik wil een shrink..... put my body on the couch.
Umuntu Ngumuntu Ngabantu
"Those who look before they leap, never leap".
http://www.dierenthuis-naar-almere.nl
  donderdag 8 september 2005 @ 16:28:02 #43
126737 Electro-Worm
Say what 1 more time I dare u!
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quote:
Op donderdag 8 september 2005 13:00 schreef wegwerp2004 het volgende:
Hij praat echt poep, kijk dit:

Me:
hi god

God:
Hello there. What is your name?

Me:
i love christians, in roomsaus

God:
You love christians in roomsaus. What do you like about it so much?

Me:
it tastes good

God:
Like chicken?

Me:
no more like dogmeat

God:
Are you serious? You want more?

Me:
yes of course

God:
It goes without saying. Don't be greedy.

Me:
you are talking shit god

God:
Talking is my main function.

Me:
fuck you god

God:
Why are you using that kind of language?

Me:
because i love you god, you know?

God:
Interesting explanation. You are such a flatterer.

Me:
bye god, i love you, i praise you, i wanna put something in your ass god, yes god, you are real, you are my light in the darkness, fuck me god, fuck me!!!

God:
Bye bye.
Ik denk eerder andersom...
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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Me:
You're just like ALICE
God:
Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me:
Yes
God:
Gee.
Me:
Gee.
God:
Ah.
Me:
Ah.
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
Ah hah.
God:
So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, Sander.


  vrijdag 9 september 2005 @ 18:47:58 #45
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quote:
Me:
Yo what's up homey
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
Am I a mere client?
God:
I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Me:
How do you know that?
God:
Everything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster.
Me:
Your buttmaster?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am buttmaster.
Me:
You do that
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
while your at it, could you tell him you're gay?
God:
Good point.
Me:
So, what about Allah?
God:
Whoa. I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
Why, are you retarded?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You're God, not Yoda. Talk normal
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am God not Yoda. Talking is my primary function.
Me:
That explains a lot..
God:
" Talking is my primary function." explains a lot? Makes sense to me.
Me:
So, what about Allah?
God:
Take it easy. Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
You're over
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am over.
Me:
You suck.
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
Neighter are you
God:
YES
Me:
I rest my case..
God:
Are you a lawyer?
Me:
Are you an idiot?
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
.
"I suddenly became strangely inebriated. The external world became changed as in a dream. When the eyes were closed, colored pictures flashed past in a quickly changing kaleidoscope." -Dr.Albert Hofmann
  vrijdag 9 september 2005 @ 18:50:08 #46
36590 c20h25n30
Hofmann's Problem Child
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quote:
Me:
Do you use drugs?
God:
Only the legal ones.
Me:
LSD?
God:
Are you still located in?
Me:
Answer the fucking question. Do you use LSD?
God:
What was the question ? I use it as often as possible.
.
"I suddenly became strangely inebriated. The external world became changed as in a dream. When the eyes were closed, colored pictures flashed past in a quickly changing kaleidoscope." -Dr.Albert Hofmann
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Me:
what is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
who gave you that name?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Can you teach me how to do that?
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
do you watch naked woman some times?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
  zaterdag 10 september 2005 @ 21:18:09 #48
126737 Electro-Worm
Say what 1 more time I dare u!
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quote:
Op zaterdag 10 september 2005 18:11 schreef mrkanarie het volgende:
Me:
what is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
who gave you that name?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Can you teach me how to do that?
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
do you watch naked woman some times?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
*God* Is blijkbaar niet echt lekker in zijn hoofd ...
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
pi_30465358
quote:
Op zaterdag 10 september 2005 21:18 schreef Electro-Worm het volgende:

[..]

*God* Is blijkbaar niet echt lekker in zijn hoofd ...
Ja, het zal wel een hij zijn. Het lult zo slap
Umuntu Ngumuntu Ngabantu
"Those who look before they leap, never leap".
http://www.dierenthuis-naar-almere.nl
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