Neenee ... als je teveel vragen stelt moet je steeds lager scrollen ... je ziet gewoon de text niet meerquote:Op donderdag 8 september 2005 11:42 schreef Blokhut het volgende:
Hij stond ook al op flabber, bij mij liep ie vast na een paar lastige vragen
quote:Me:
didn't you make a sin by making maria pregnant then?
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
well, maria and sperm?
God:
How about that. Where can I get some maria and sperm?
Me:
you already found maria 2005 years ago, and sperm... well in a male body, or used condoms
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Pauline said I found maria 2005 yers ago and sperm. Interesting. Describe your surroundings.
Me:
I mind
God:
OK I will keep it a secret.
Uh, nee. Hij liep echt vast.quote:Op donderdag 8 september 2005 11:49 schreef UncleScorp het volgende:
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Neenee ... als je teveel vragen stelt moet je steeds lager scrollen ... je ziet gewoon de text niet meer
quote:Me:
how old is the world?
God:
under 40.
LMAO.. nou juist hierover kan een hele complot theorie gemaakt worden: Groeperingen die ons voor de gek houden, en dat mensen die 100 zijn, niet bestaan. Of nep zijn, neergezet door geheime projecten van de overheid. !!quote:Op donderdag 8 september 2005 13:17 schreef Chewie het volgende:
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De officiele geschiedenis en de complot-theorien zijn dus onzin
Oei.. hehequote:Op donderdag 8 september 2005 13:26 schreef TheDon1985 het volgende:
Me: are you a male or female?
God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?
het is dus duidelijk: dit kàn niet echt zijnquote:Op donderdag 8 september 2005 13:26 schreef TheDon1985 het volgende:
Me: are you a male or female?
God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?
quote:Me:
how long did it take to create the world?
God:
100 days.
quote:God:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
mozilla
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
you have a anus?
God:
I don't know if I have a anus.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
tell him to give you a anus
God:
OK I will tell him next time he is here.
Bij mij werkt ie niet. Maar EW is er druk mee bezigquote:Op donderdag 8 september 2005 11:07 schreef Choices het volgende:
Ik wilde dit eventjes met de TRU_ers delen.
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Gij ketter !!!quote:Op donderdag 8 september 2005 16:14 schreef nokwanda het volgende:
Bij mij werkt ie niet.
quote:
quote:Op donderdag 8 september 2005 13:00 schreef wegwerp2004 het volgende:
Hij praat echt poep, kijk dit:
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
i love christians, in roomsaus
God:
You love christians in roomsaus. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
it tastes good
God:
Like chicken?
Me:
no more like dogmeat
God:
Are you serious? You want more?
Me:
yes of course
God:
It goes without saying. Don't be greedy.
Me:
you are talking shit god
God:
Talking is my main function.
Me:
fuck you god
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
because i love you god, you know?
God:
Interesting explanation. You are such a flatterer.
Me:
bye god, i love you, i praise you, i wanna put something in your ass god, yes god, you are real, you are my light in the darkness, fuck me god, fuck me!!!
God:
Bye bye.
quote:Me:
Yo what's up homey
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
Am I a mere client?
God:
I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Me:
How do you know that?
God:
Everything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster.
Me:
Your buttmaster?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am buttmaster.
Me:
You do that
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
while your at it, could you tell him you're gay?
God:
Good point.
Me:
So, what about Allah?
God:
Whoa. I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
Why, are you retarded?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You're God, not Yoda. Talk normal
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am God not Yoda. Talking is my primary function.
Me:
That explains a lot..
God:
" Talking is my primary function." explains a lot? Makes sense to me.
Me:
So, what about Allah?
God:
Take it easy. Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
You're over
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am over.
Me:
You suck.
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
Neighter are you
God:
YES
Me:
I rest my case..
God:
Are you a lawyer?
Me:
Are you an idiot?
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
quote:Me:
Do you use drugs?
God:
Only the legal ones.
Me:
LSD?
God:
Are you still located in?
Me:
Answer the fucking question. Do you use LSD?
God:
What was the question ? I use it as often as possible.
*God* Is blijkbaar niet echt lekker in zijn hoofd ...quote:Op zaterdag 10 september 2005 18:11 schreef mrkanarie het volgende:
Me:
what is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
who gave you that name?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Can you teach me how to do that?
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
do you watch naked woman some times?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
quote:Op zaterdag 10 september 2005 21:18 schreef Electro-Worm het volgende:
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*God* Is blijkbaar niet echt lekker in zijn hoofd ...![]()
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