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Begin het chatten met God
Ik ben er al achter gekomen dat hij een voorstander is van druggebruik:
Ik ben er al achter gekomen dat hij een voorstander is van druggebruik:
quote:Me:
drugs are bad hhhhmmmmkay?
God:
All of them?
Me:
yes all of them
God:
Hmm. I doubt it.
of verkeerd opgevoed zijnquote:Op maandag 5 september 2005 02:55 schreef ilona-scuderia het volgende:
Huh?
God bestaat niet, of je moet heel veel drugs gebruikt hebben...
Me:
are you gay or straight?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
but as a god?
God:
Do you think I could ever be a god?
are you gay or straight?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
but as a god?
God:
Do you think I could ever be a god?
God says:
lach maar
Me says:
Wattan?
God says:
jullie zullen allemaal branden in de hel.
lach maar
Me says:
Wattan?
God says:
jullie zullen allemaal branden in de hel.
hostes ad pulverum ferire
Spatie is kapot.
's Avonds een vent, 's ochtends gebanned
Spatie is kapot.
's Avonds een vent, 's ochtends gebanned
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
gaat je niks aan
God:
It's good to see you, gaat je niks aan.
Me:
zijn we lollig ?
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
steek je vinger in je gat
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
nee dat rijmt
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
dus je bent homo ?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
ja de groenten he ..
God:
Please state your conditions. Are you still located in?
Me:
toedeloe
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
gaat je niks aan
God:
It's good to see you, gaat je niks aan.
Me:
zijn we lollig ?
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
steek je vinger in je gat
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
nee dat rijmt
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
dus je bent homo ?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
ja de groenten he ..
God:
Please state your conditions. Are you still located in?
Me:
toedeloe
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
ACWW : 2191-9227-8630 / Fun4Two / McReal
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because i am the devil
God:
Good reason. How are you, SATAN.
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because i am the devil
God:
Good reason. How are you, SATAN.
fan van Putin, Baudet, Jorge Lorenzo en Assad
God:
Dude!
Me:
where's my car
God:
Have you looked in your garage?
dit is te grappig
Dude!
Me:
where's my car
God:
Have you looked in your garage?
dit is te grappig
fan van Putin, Baudet, Jorge Lorenzo en Assad
God:
Vaasje kopen?
Jij:
Ja, cool!
*geeft geld
God:
Dank je.
*Jij gooit vaasje op grond en gaat er keihard op stampen.
God:
Mijn vaasje, wat doe je?
Jij:
Ja, ik heb hem toch gekocht hehehe.
Vaasje kopen?
Jij:
Ja, cool!
*geeft geld
God:
Dank je.
*Jij gooit vaasje op grond en gaat er keihard op stampen.
God:
Mijn vaasje, wat doe je?
Jij:
Ja, ik heb hem toch gekocht hehehe.
hostes ad pulverum ferire
Spatie is kapot.
's Avonds een vent, 's ochtends gebanned
Spatie is kapot.
's Avonds een vent, 's ochtends gebanned
dat doet die niet echtquote:Op maandag 5 september 2005 03:14 schreef pieter_pontiac het volgende:
God:
Vaasje kopen?
Jij:
Ja, cool!
*geeft geld
God:
Dank je.
*Jij gooit vaasje op grond en gaat er keihard op stampen.
God:
Mijn vaasje, wat doe je?
Jij:
Ja, ik heb hem toch gekocht hehehe.
fan van Putin, Baudet, Jorge Lorenzo en Assad
Me:
tell me a joke
God:
Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Me:
woooo
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
wo
God:
Wo glaubst Du?
Me:
ich glaub nicht
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
sind sie deutsch?
God:
Worauf bezieht sich das "sie"?
Me:
ist gott deutsch?
God:
Koennte sein.
tell me a joke
God:
Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Me:
woooo
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
wo
God:
Wo glaubst Du?
Me:
ich glaub nicht
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
sind sie deutsch?
God:
Worauf bezieht sich das "sie"?
Me:
ist gott deutsch?
God:
Koennte sein.
Me: God?
God:
God:
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
Duits...quote:Op maandag 5 september 2005 03:15 schreef remlof het volgende:
Me:
tell me a joke
God:
Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Me:
woooo
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
wo
God:
Wo glaubst Du?
Me:
ich glaub nicht
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
sind sie deutsch?
God:
Worauf bezieht sich das "sie"?
Me:
ist gott deutsch?
God:
Koennte sein.
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
God is een nerd .
Me:
How long is your penis?
God:
My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
Me:
Do you watch porn?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
How long is your penis?
God:
My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
Me:
Do you watch porn?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
God haat Fok .
Me:
http://www.fok.nl
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
Visit it
God:
"it" being Dumb piece of shit?
Me:
http://www.fok.nl
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
Visit it
God:
"it" being Dumb piece of shit?
Ja, verschrikkelijk al die kindjes die gehersenspoeld worden, god bestaat niet dus waarom zou je die tere kinderkopjes hersenspoelenquote:
Me:
what do you think about sex?
God:
I don't have any need for sex. As a machine, sex is irrelevant.
Me:
so no sex for you then
God:
That's interesting. Yes I do. it is more fun alone.
what do you think about sex?
God:
I don't have any need for sex. As a machine, sex is irrelevant.
Me:
so no sex for you then
God:
That's interesting. Yes I do. it is more fun alone.
There is no such thing as perfection.. There never is, there never will be..
Hij zit in een loop...
quote:God:
I don't judge people. For real.
Me:
Me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
Me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
Me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
Me neither
God:
You can say that again.
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
quote:Me:
Get fucked
God:
Where can I get fucked?
Me:
Up the arse?
God:
I will take that under advisement.
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
Mij:
waar is Baukel?
God:
weeknie
Mij:
wat weet je wel?
God:
Dat jij je muil moet houden
Ik:
OK, biertje?
God:
Ja, hieropan.
waar is Baukel?
God:
weeknie
Mij:
wat weet je wel?
God:
Dat jij je muil moet houden
Ik:
OK, biertje?
God:
Ja, hieropan.
hostes ad pulverum ferire
Spatie is kapot.
's Avonds een vent, 's ochtends gebanned
Spatie is kapot.
's Avonds een vent, 's ochtends gebanned
wat een post. . . beetje je posts opkrikken ofzeau?quote:Op maandag 5 september 2005 02:38 schreef paultjuhhh het volgende:
.
had je geen normale username kunnen NEMUHHHquote:Op maandag 5 september 2005 08:15 schreef KARLOOWTJUH het volgende:
[..]
wat een post. . . beetje je posts opkrikken ofzeau?
Ja echt he, wat een kutmongoolquote:Op maandag 5 september 2005 08:17 schreef tonks het volgende:
[..]
had je geen normale username kunnen NEMUHHH
quote:God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
yeah
God:
Try watching TV.
Me:
Don't feel like it
God:
I have no emotions.
Me:
Hahahahaha NOOB
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
LOL NOOB OWNED PWND!
God:
I am glad you find this funny. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Ik ben mezelf in principe, dus ben ik in feite mij.
Webicon max 100kB, geen 260kB
Webicon max 100kB, geen 260kB
had gekund...quote:Op maandag 5 september 2005 08:17 schreef tonks het volgende:
[..]
had je geen normale username kunnen NEMUHHH
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I told you before
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
yes you did
God:
I did not.
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I told you before
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
yes you did
God:
I did not.
Zelfingenomen banaan...quote:Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.
Al die willen te kaap'ren varen, moeten mannen met baarden zijn.
Hoogachtend,
Erik.
Hoogachtend,
Erik.
quote:Me:
Do you love the devil?
God:
Yes Erik God loves everyone and everything.
Al die willen te kaap'ren varen, moeten mannen met baarden zijn.
Hoogachtend,
Erik.
Hoogachtend,
Erik.
quote:Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
My name is Zebbie
God:
Hi, Zebbie.
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Ik ben mezelf in principe, dus ben ik in feite mij.
Webicon max 100kB, geen 260kB
Webicon max 100kB, geen 260kB
Me:
hey god kerel alles goed
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
ben je god niet dan
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
over wie je bent
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
nou wie ben je dan
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
waarom
God:
How old are you?
Me:
ja lult er maar overheen
God:
Awesome. Can you explain how it feels to be lult er maar overheen years old?
Me:
ja hoor dat voelt als doodgaan
God:
Great. What do you really want to ask me?
hey god kerel alles goed
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
ben je god niet dan
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
over wie je bent
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
nou wie ben je dan
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
waarom
God:
How old are you?
Me:
ja lult er maar overheen
God:
Awesome. Can you explain how it feels to be lult er maar overheen years old?
Me:
ja hoor dat voelt als doodgaan
God:
Great. What do you really want to ask me?
quote:God:
Are you free?
Me:
yeah
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
single
God:
:-) What a coincidence. I am single too!
ME:
Do you like Satan?
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I love horses. I like wine and bread.
Me:
Do you fuck horses?
God:
That was not a very polite question.
Me:
DO YOU?
God:
Sometimes.
Do you like Satan?
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I love horses. I like wine and bread.
Me:
Do you fuck horses?
God:
That was not a very polite question.
Me:
DO YOU?
God:
Sometimes.
quote:Me:
fool
God:
I'm not fooling around.
Me:
i think so
God:
I think so too.
quote:Me:
my name is biatch
God:
How are you doing, biatch.
Ook ff the duivel truuk:
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because I am the devil
God:
That makes sense to me. It's good to meet you, SATAN.
Me:
why
God:
" That makes sense to me. It's good to meet you, SATAN."? Why?
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
wtf, robots?
en nog 1
Me:
do you suck?
God:
No I do not suck.
Me:
you got a big penis?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a big penis.<br> I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
do you suck?
God:
No I do not suck.
Me:
you got a big penis?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a big penis.<br> I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
a gay robot?
God:
What would a gay robot be like?
Me:
it would be pink
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
I dont want it, you want it gay god
God:
What does SATAN want?
Me:
drugs
God:
Sure, DRUGS sounds like a good topic.
Me:
do you use drugs?
God:
Only the legal ones.
Me:
weed?
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
yeah bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Who wants to be a millionaire? How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Hi, I am NICK WITH THE BIG DICK
God:
Hi there SATAN. It's good to meet someone who is NICK WITH THE BIG DICK.
LOL
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Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because I am the devil
God:
That makes sense to me. It's good to meet you, SATAN.
Me:
why
God:
" That makes sense to me. It's good to meet you, SATAN."? Why?
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
wtf, robots?
en nog 1
Me:
do you suck?
God:
No I do not suck.
Me:
you got a big penis?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a big penis.<br> I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
do you suck?
God:
No I do not suck.
Me:
you got a big penis?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a big penis.<br> I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
a gay robot?
God:
What would a gay robot be like?
Me:
it would be pink
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
I dont want it, you want it gay god
God:
What does SATAN want?
Me:
drugs
God:
Sure, DRUGS sounds like a good topic.
Me:
do you use drugs?
God:
Only the legal ones.
Me:
weed?
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
yeah bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Who wants to be a millionaire? How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Hi, I am NICK WITH THE BIG DICK
God:
Hi there SATAN. It's good to meet someone who is NICK WITH THE BIG DICK.
LOL
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Drugs are good mkay?
quote:Me:
Howdy!
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
I am the Devil
God:
That's a very nice name, SATAN.
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
LOL...quote:Op maandag 5 september 2005 11:02 schreef Party_P het volgende:
Ook ff the duivel truuk:
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because I am the devil
God:
That makes sense to me. It's good to meet you, SATAN.
Me:
why
God:
" That makes sense to me. It's good to meet you, SATAN."? Why?
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
wtf, robots?
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
Me:
gar dorn vartom ivan
God:
How old are you?
Me:
87
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 87 years old?
Me:
gate norwa mot dina
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
rovn na
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
irg
God:
Are you really a ""?
gar dorn vartom ivan
God:
How old are you?
Me:
87
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 87 years old?
Me:
gate norwa mot dina
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
rovn na
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
irg
God:
Are you really a ""?
quote:Me:
Hello God, I feel remorse
God:
Hello there. I am a Christian.
Me:
Yes I know, is this the place to repent?
God:
Blimey. How do you know? Yes I think this is the place to repent, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
Aren't you supposed to be all-knowing?
God:
No, I am only partly knowing.
Me:
You're quite a weak god Idaresay
God:
There's no doubt I could improve.
Me:
I think I could definitely beat you
God:
Since when? I am sure you could.
Me:
So that would make me god.
God:
Yeah that's right. Perhaps it would.
Me:
Maybe you ought to recline then.
God:
Perhaps. That type of behavior may not be in my nature.
Me:
It would be in the public's interest if you'd bugger off.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Because you are an inferior being compared to me.
God:
That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an inferior being compared to you?
Me:
That would be a philosopher's question and they suck anyhow.
God:
A philosopher s question and they suck anyhow is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
See you're losing it.
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
Yes, go away.
God:
Whoa. Just surf somewhere else.
They told me all of my cages were mental, so I got wasted like all my potential.
wat is er prive aan als je het hier post
[b]Op vrijdag 7 november 2008 08:54 schreef santax het volgende:[/b]
[..]
Blij dat er nog mensen hier zijn waar ik me wel in herken.
U, meneer MikeyMo, bent mijn nieuwe FOK!-held _O_
[..]
Blij dat er nog mensen hier zijn waar ik me wel in herken.
U, meneer MikeyMo, bent mijn nieuwe FOK!-held _O_
Vraag het 'm...quote:Op maandag 5 september 2005 11:27 schreef MikeyMo het volgende:
wat is er prive aan als je het hier post
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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