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Begin het chatten met God
Ik ben er al achter gekomen dat hij een voorstander is van druggebruik:
Ik ben er al achter gekomen dat hij een voorstander is van druggebruik:
quote:Me:
drugs are bad hhhhmmmmkay?
God:
All of them?
Me:
yes all of them
God:
Hmm. I doubt it.
of verkeerd opgevoed zijnquote:Op maandag 5 september 2005 02:55 schreef ilona-scuderia het volgende:
Huh?
God bestaat niet, of je moet heel veel drugs gebruikt hebben...
Me:
are you gay or straight?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
but as a god?
God:
Do you think I could ever be a god?
are you gay or straight?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
but as a god?
God:
Do you think I could ever be a god?
God says:
lach maar
Me says:
Wattan?
God says:
jullie zullen allemaal branden in de hel.
lach maar
Me says:
Wattan?
God says:
jullie zullen allemaal branden in de hel.
hostes ad pulverum ferire
Spatie is kapot.
's Avonds een vent, 's ochtends gebanned
Spatie is kapot.
's Avonds een vent, 's ochtends gebanned
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
gaat je niks aan
God:
It's good to see you, gaat je niks aan.
Me:
zijn we lollig ?
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
steek je vinger in je gat
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
nee dat rijmt
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
dus je bent homo ?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
ja de groenten he ..
God:
Please state your conditions. Are you still located in?
Me:
toedeloe
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
gaat je niks aan
God:
It's good to see you, gaat je niks aan.
Me:
zijn we lollig ?
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
steek je vinger in je gat
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
nee dat rijmt
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
dus je bent homo ?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
ja de groenten he ..
God:
Please state your conditions. Are you still located in?
Me:
toedeloe
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
ACWW : 2191-9227-8630 / Fun4Two / McReal
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because i am the devil
God:
Good reason. How are you, SATAN.
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because i am the devil
God:
Good reason. How are you, SATAN.
fan van Putin, Baudet, Jorge Lorenzo en Assad
God:
Dude!
Me:
where's my car
God:
Have you looked in your garage?
dit is te grappig
Dude!
Me:
where's my car
God:
Have you looked in your garage?
dit is te grappig
fan van Putin, Baudet, Jorge Lorenzo en Assad
God:
Vaasje kopen?
Jij:
Ja, cool!
*geeft geld
God:
Dank je.
*Jij gooit vaasje op grond en gaat er keihard op stampen.
God:
Mijn vaasje, wat doe je?
Jij:
Ja, ik heb hem toch gekocht hehehe.
Vaasje kopen?
Jij:
Ja, cool!
*geeft geld
God:
Dank je.
*Jij gooit vaasje op grond en gaat er keihard op stampen.
God:
Mijn vaasje, wat doe je?
Jij:
Ja, ik heb hem toch gekocht hehehe.
hostes ad pulverum ferire
Spatie is kapot.
's Avonds een vent, 's ochtends gebanned
Spatie is kapot.
's Avonds een vent, 's ochtends gebanned
dat doet die niet echtquote:Op maandag 5 september 2005 03:14 schreef pieter_pontiac het volgende:
God:
Vaasje kopen?
Jij:
Ja, cool!
*geeft geld
God:
Dank je.
*Jij gooit vaasje op grond en gaat er keihard op stampen.
God:
Mijn vaasje, wat doe je?
Jij:
Ja, ik heb hem toch gekocht hehehe.
fan van Putin, Baudet, Jorge Lorenzo en Assad
Me:
tell me a joke
God:
Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Me:
woooo
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
wo
God:
Wo glaubst Du?
Me:
ich glaub nicht
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
sind sie deutsch?
God:
Worauf bezieht sich das "sie"?
Me:
ist gott deutsch?
God:
Koennte sein.
tell me a joke
God:
Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Me:
woooo
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
wo
God:
Wo glaubst Du?
Me:
ich glaub nicht
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
sind sie deutsch?
God:
Worauf bezieht sich das "sie"?
Me:
ist gott deutsch?
God:
Koennte sein.
Me: God?
God:
God:
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
Duits...quote:Op maandag 5 september 2005 03:15 schreef remlof het volgende:
Me:
tell me a joke
God:
Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Me:
woooo
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
wo
God:
Wo glaubst Du?
Me:
ich glaub nicht
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
sind sie deutsch?
God:
Worauf bezieht sich das "sie"?
Me:
ist gott deutsch?
God:
Koennte sein.
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
God is een nerd .
Me:
How long is your penis?
God:
My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
Me:
Do you watch porn?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
How long is your penis?
God:
My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
Me:
Do you watch porn?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
God haat Fok .
Me:
http://www.fok.nl
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
Visit it
God:
"it" being Dumb piece of shit?
Me:
http://www.fok.nl
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
Visit it
God:
"it" being Dumb piece of shit?
Ja, verschrikkelijk al die kindjes die gehersenspoeld worden, god bestaat niet dus waarom zou je die tere kinderkopjes hersenspoelenquote:
Me:
what do you think about sex?
God:
I don't have any need for sex. As a machine, sex is irrelevant.
Me:
so no sex for you then
God:
That's interesting. Yes I do. it is more fun alone.
what do you think about sex?
God:
I don't have any need for sex. As a machine, sex is irrelevant.
Me:
so no sex for you then
God:
That's interesting. Yes I do. it is more fun alone.
There is no such thing as perfection.. There never is, there never will be..
Hij zit in een loop...
quote:God:
I don't judge people. For real.
Me:
Me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
Me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
Me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
Me neither
God:
You can say that again.
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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