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Dit zijn de goden van de NOS. Dit zijn de mensen die de Eredivisiespeelronde voor u samenvatten. Alles haarscherp en haarfijn in beeld op je TV. Bordje pasta erbij, genot.
Voor het gemak van mede-users die niet live de wedstrijden hebben gevolgd: het spoilen van uitslagen en/of het geven van vage semi-grappige hints over de uitslagen is wel toegestaan.
[i]Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Het kan de beste overkomenquote:Op zaterdag 5 november 2016 23:09 schreef Ties02 het volgende:
Opper postte in het livetopic ipv hier hahahaha!
Ja, omdat mensen zo traag zijn.quote:
Opper postte in het livetopic ipv hier hahahaha!
BEUGELSGOD
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I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Hij viert het als een baas.
[i]Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you
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I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
ADO wordt kampioen
[i]Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Overigens een leuk feitje: ik haalde vandaag de spelersbus van FC Groningen in 
[ Bericht 0% gewijzigd door #ANONIEM op 05-11-2016 23:21:09 ]
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ik verwacht weer een ERG leuke wedstrijd bij dit topaffiche
[i]Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you
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Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Zeefuik zit er tegenwoordig niet meer in, dus dat is nog best een prestatie.quote:
Overigens wen leuk feitje: ik haalde vandaag de spelersbus van FC Groningen in
[i]Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
1-0
[i]Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you
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Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
0-0
[i]Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
0-1
[i]Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
1-1
[i]Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Dat dacht ik ookquote:Op zaterdag 5 november 2016 23:26 schreef Paxcon het volgende:
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Klootzak
Dacht dat we vrienden waren
quote:
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Klootzak
Dacht dat we vrienden waren
graag op anoniem
hoe je een wedstrijd kan winnen met 30% balbezit, toen zei hij iets met percentages van spelers die aan de bal waren en hoe ze hebben gescoord.quote:
graag op anoniem
Haha de spoiler bij dat voorstukje van Go Ahead - Feyenoord
Ik had toch even het idee, het valt lekker, het valt goed. Ja en daarna, gaan ze zoals altijd bovenaards gooien tegen mij en dan missen ze gewoon niks meer.
Arno niet bij AZ? 
Ik had toch even het idee, het valt lekker, het valt goed. Ja en daarna, gaan ze zoals altijd bovenaards gooien tegen mij en dan missen ze gewoon niks meer.
Benieuwd naar Feyenoord.
[i]Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Dan zullen die wel niet gewonnen hebben.quote:
Op
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Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Dit is rood
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I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Jammer voor Feyenoord.
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Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
lijkt me wel hands
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Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Wissel in beeld. Dan zal Kramer zo wel scoren.
[i]Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you
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Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Foutje van Feyenoord. Zonde dat PSV niet won.
[i]Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
toch 1 puntje ingelopen op de nummer 1 positiequote:
Foutje van Feyenoord. Zonde dat PSV niet won.
Hahaquote:
Haha weer zo'n Kuyt stopwatch momentje
Ajax begint wat matig
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Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Weghorst is een walgelijke speler
[i]Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you
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Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Heeft hij jullie allemaal persoonlijk mishandeld ofzo..quote:
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Er zitten hier inderdaad veel verstandige mensen.
AZ
ALKMAAR
ALKMAAR
Vies onverdiend
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I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
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I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Iedere keer als ik hem op tv zie loop ik schade op intern.quote:
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Heeft hij jullie allemaal persoonlijk mishandeld ofzo..
Recht zo die gaat, braaf zo die heen.
quote:
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Iedere keer als ik hem op tv zie loop ik schade op intern.
AZ
ALKMAAR
ALKMAAR
Wuytens staat te slapen
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I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
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I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Helemaal gemist wanneer John precies werd weggestuurd
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Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
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I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Fred Friday speelde echt een fantastische wedstrijd
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I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
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I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Ajax pakt een punt op Feyenoord.
[i]Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Het zit diep. Wonen jullie samen ofzo?quote:
Weghorst kan nooit wat goed doen hier geloof ik
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I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
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I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Hij was Twente fan dan weet je het welquote:Op zondag 6 november 2016 19:25 schreef PowerLoungen het volgende:
Uit die streek komen veel debieltjes
Jawel. Topper, held, ik ben fan!quote:
Weghorst kan nooit wat goed doen hier geloof ik
Vandaag dan. Ik vermoed dat het morgen weer over is.
Un dann rettet kein Kavallerie,
keine Zorro kümmert sich dodrömm.
Dä piss höchstens e " Zet " en der Schnie
keine Zorro kümmert sich dodrömm.
Dä piss höchstens e " Zet " en der Schnie
Echt he..quote:Op zondag 6 november 2016 19:26 schreef GGMM het volgende:
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NOU BEDANKT DEZE WEDSTRIJD KAN IK OVERSLAAN.
What can change the nature of a man?
Dan ben je niet veel meer dan een irritant schepsel iddquote:
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Hij was Twente fan dan weet je het wel
RED ONS HENNIEGOD
quote:
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Hij was Twente fan dan weet je het wel
Darri kan alleen naar binnen komen en op doel schieten.
Beetje zoals Youness
Beetje zoals Youness
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I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
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I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Zo die Darri schiet aardig, zou me niks verbazen als ie er nog eentje inschiet.
Un dann rettet kein Kavallerie,
keine Zorro kümmert sich dodrömm.
Dä piss höchstens e " Zet " en der Schnie
keine Zorro kümmert sich dodrömm.
Dä piss höchstens e " Zet " en der Schnie
Ja leukquote:Op zondag 6 november 2016 19:28 schreef Zorro het volgende:
Zo die Darri schiet aardig, zou me niks verbazen als ie er nog eentje inschiet.
Lekker snuivenquote:
[..]
Dan ben je niet veel meer dan een irritant schepsel idd
Fout van Propper.
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I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
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I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Ja dat kan Darri wel, dat weten we.
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I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
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I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Koekoek!
Un dann rettet kein Kavallerie,
keine Zorro kümmert sich dodrömm.
Dä piss höchstens e " Zet " en der Schnie
keine Zorro kümmert sich dodrömm.
Dä piss höchstens e " Zet " en der Schnie
Omdat hij dit soort goals maakt vind ik dat een Darri altijd moet spelen bij Heracles, itt hafc die hem een dramatische speler vindt.
(al las ik vandaag dat hij goed speelde volgens diezelfde hafc)
(al las ik vandaag dat hij goed speelde volgens diezelfde hafc)
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I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
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I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Tiggy heeft nog NIETS gebracht bij Vites volgens mij 
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I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
"Waar ik groot ben geworden"
Un dann rettet kein Kavallerie,
keine Zorro kümmert sich dodrömm.
Dä piss höchstens e " Zet " en der Schnie
keine Zorro kümmert sich dodrömm.
Dä piss höchstens e " Zet " en der Schnie
Op
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Un dann rettet kein Kavallerie,
keine Zorro kümmert sich dodrömm.
Dä piss höchstens e " Zet " en der Schnie
keine Zorro kümmert sich dodrömm.
Dä piss höchstens e " Zet " en der Schnie
Kuwas moet gewoon lekker bij Curacao gaan ballen
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I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
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I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Fijn.quote:
Over twee weken is er in het buitenland wel veel genot op de zaterdag.
Jammer, want ik blijf in Nederland.quote:
Over twee weken is er in het buitenland wel veel genot op de zaterdag.
What can change the nature of a man?
mooi excelsior en roda outquote:
Excelsior staat alweer onder de streep. Genot
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Welke wedstrijden?quote:
Over twee weken is er in het buitenland wel veel genot op de zaterdag.
Oh.
Die kon erin
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Boeiende wedstrijd
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I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Leuk dan zit ik in center parcsquote:
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Manchester United - Arsenal
Borussia Dortmund - Bayern Munchen
Atlético Madrid - Real Madrid
Oh.
Jeetje. En het is ook nog goed uitgesmeerd over de dag.quote:
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Leuk dan zit ik in center parcs
Je kan niet alles hebben.quote:
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Jeetje. En het is ook nog goed uitgesmeerd over de dag.
Oh.
Waarom is center parcs in de quote wel blauw maar in het originele bericht niet?quote:
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Jeetje. En het is ook nog goed uitgesmeerd over de dag.
Hmm nu wel in mijn bericht.
What can change the nature of a man?
Eens.quote:
Dit was een leuk weekend moet ik zeggen, jongens en meisjes.
What can change the nature of a man?
Dat is vooral balen voor degene die na jou dat huisje huurt en op dat matras moet liggen.quote:
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Leuk dan zit ik in center parcs
daar stond mulder voor lul.
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I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
OWOWOOWOWOWWOOWWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWOOWOWOWOWOWOWquote:
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Dat is vooral balen voor degene die na jou dat huisje huurt en op dat matras moet liggen.
SOOOOOOOOWWWWWquote:
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Dat is vooral balen voor degene die na jou dat huisje huurt en op dat matras moet liggen.
Ik lig in een stapelbed met mijn broer dus ik zal mezelf inhoudenquote:
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Dat is vooral balen voor degene die na jou dat huisje huurt en op dat matras moet liggen.
Oh.
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I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Jairzinho Antinho
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I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Jarchinio Antinio
Ik had toch even het idee, het valt lekker, het valt goed. Ja en daarna, gaan ze zoals altijd bovenaards gooien tegen mij en dan missen ze gewoon niks meer.
Ga jij nog eens een leuke post in het Feyenoord-topic plaatsen hoe slecht ze niet geweest zijn.quote:
Raar dat je hier als moderator om vraagt.quote:
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Ga jij nog eens een leuke post in het Feyenoord-topic plaatsen hoe slecht ze niet geweest zijn.
Maar oke!
wowquote:
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Ga jij nog eens een leuke post in het Feyenoord-topic plaatsen hoe slecht ze niet geweest zijn.
What can change the nature of a man?
Godsammequote:
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Raar dat je hier als moderator om vraagt.
Maar oke!
Benieuwd naar deze pot
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I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Kan me haast niet voorstellen dat PSV punten verspeelt tegen Willem II. Daar wint iedereen van.
VBL SC influencer
Left, right, behind
Left, right, behind
Alweer een niet geslaagde poging tot humor.quote:
Kan me haast niet voorstellen dat deze penalty niet gegeven wordt. Daar geeft iedereen een penalty.
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I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Nog steeds je moeder een hoer.quote:
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Alweer een niet geslaagde poging tot humor.
Toch wel matig als dat je enige comeback is.quote:
[i]Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]
Ja, net zo matig als je moeder, die een hoer is.quote:
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Toch wel matig als dat je enige comeback is.
Sinds wanneer is het zo moeilijk om in de topiclist te surfen naar het ''Schoen Opeten'' topic?quote:
Wow, sorry hoor dat ik een praatje probeer te maken. :Squote:
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Sinds wanneer is het zo moeilijk om in de topiclist te surfen naar het ''Schoen Opeten'' topic?
Achterlijke autist.
Je schrijft maar.quote:
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Wow, sorry hoor dat ik een praatje probeer te maken. :S
Achterlijke autist.
