FOK!forum / General Discussion in English / What to do to to lose your dignity in the eyes of Dutch people?
#ANONIEMmaandag 18 januari 2016 @ 20:13
Hallo :)
This post made me so laugh: :)

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0s.gif Op zondag 17 januari 2016 19:28 schreef vaduz het volgende:
- As a guy you should never buy a girls bicycle or worse the unisex one. Some guys do not care, but believe me this is really lame.
- Even worse to wear a helmet. The moment you start wearing one, is the moment you lose your dignity in the eyes of Dutch people. This is a huge thing, so do not even think of buying a helmet, as it is impossible to fix the damage to your reputation afterwards.
so, here's the question:

What to do to lose our dignity in the eyes of Dutch people? :P


sniff, typo in the title --'

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Rezaniamaandag 18 januari 2016 @ 20:18
STEP ON OUR TULIPS AND WE WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!
VASmaandag 18 januari 2016 @ 21:33
Make that the cat whise :')
Andersoortmeerkatmaandag 18 januari 2016 @ 23:45
Walk on the bicycle lanes.
#ANONIEMdinsdag 19 januari 2016 @ 22:54
Haha losing your dignity is pretty hard here.
#ANONIEMwoensdag 20 januari 2016 @ 09:43
I use my mom's bicycle quite often and never lost my dignity.
Bosbeetlewoensdag 20 januari 2016 @ 14:55
well I think the majority of students bikes on a grandma's bike... which is a female model bike. I have never heard any guy being embarresed using one.
raptorixwoensdag 20 januari 2016 @ 15:43
Especially in larger cities a womans bike is more practical because it's easier to step off in traffic.
#ANONIEMwoensdag 20 januari 2016 @ 15:45
Gimme a granny bike and I will ride it all day long.

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Karstmanwoensdag 20 januari 2016 @ 16:36
I couldn't care less what kind of bike you ride around on (unless its one of those punk ass low rider things...), had a granny bike myself for ages. And a mint green one as well at some point.

Some nuances on the bike helmets. On a regular bike its a deffenite no go, on a racefiets however... Mine is baby blue!
vaduzvrijdag 22 januari 2016 @ 02:05
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9s.gif Op woensdag 20 januari 2016 09:43 schreef robin007bond het volgende:
I use my mom's bicycle quite often and never lost my dignity.
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2s.gif Op woensdag 20 januari 2016 14:55 schreef Bosbeetle het volgende:
well I think the majority of students bikes on a grandma's bike... which is a female model bike. I have never heard any guy being embarresed using one.
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0s.gif Op woensdag 20 januari 2016 15:43 schreef raptorix het volgende:
Especially in larger cities a womans bike is more practical because it's easier to step off in traffic.
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0s.gif Op woensdag 20 januari 2016 15:45 schreef zarGon het volgende:
Gimme a granny bike and I will ride it all day long.
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2s.gif Op woensdag 20 januari 2016 16:36 schreef Karstman het volgende:
I couldn't care less what kind of bike you ride around on (unless its one of those punk ass low rider things...), had a granny bike myself for ages. And a mint green one as well at some point.

Some nuances on the bike helmets. On a regular bike its a deffenite no go, on a racefiets however... Mine is baby blue!
SISSY ALERT!!!!
#ANONIEMvrijdag 22 januari 2016 @ 02:08
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0s.gif Op woensdag 20 januari 2016 15:45 schreef zarGon het volgende:
Gimme a granny bike and I will ride here all day long.
fixed
Stokken_en_stenenzaterdag 23 januari 2016 @ 18:28
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10s.gif Op vrijdag 22 januari 2016 02:08 schreef tailfox het volgende:

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fixed
Hey you stole my joke o|O
Ferzaterdag 23 januari 2016 @ 18:54
If you go to the beach, never dig a hole to lay your towel in. We hate that and will think you're a German.

And people who are to chicken to try a kroket, we even have groentekroket voor vegaterians.
voetbalmanager2zaterdag 23 januari 2016 @ 20:09
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0s.gif Op maandag 18 januari 2016 20:13 schreef juli3n het volgende:
What to do to lose our dignity in the eyes of Dutch people? :P
Go to a coffeeshop and try to order a coffee.
All the dutch customers will instantly point their finger to you and start laughing.
Spatielooszaterdag 23 januari 2016 @ 21:14
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0s.gif Op zaterdag 23 januari 2016 20:09 schreef voetbalmanager2 het volgende:

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Go to a coffeeshop and try to order a coffee.
All the dutch customers will instantly point their finger to you and start laughing.
Do they not sell coffee in a coffee shop?
Lodzaterdag 23 januari 2016 @ 21:24
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0s.gif Op zaterdag 23 januari 2016 21:14 schreef Spatieloos het volgende:

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coffee shop?
Not quite living up to your username, are you?
Spatielooszaterdag 23 januari 2016 @ 22:38
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5s.gif Op zaterdag 23 januari 2016 21:24 schreef Lod het volgende:

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Not quite living up to your username, are you?
Nope, nowadays I do have a spacebar.
Zoldermaandag 1 februari 2016 @ 23:42
30 year old foreigners asking if you will buy them some weed, just creeping around a coffeeshop
bl_henkie2donderdag 25 februari 2016 @ 01:08
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9s.gif Op woensdag 20 januari 2016 09:43 schreef robin007bond het volgende:
I use my mom's bicycle quite often and never lost my dignity.
I rode your mom's bike and lost my virginity