[DE GYM #313] i'm back bitches!

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Op dinsdag 21 januari 2014 17:07 schreef G.R.S. het volgende:

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Ik was toen jong en naïef. Mijn nicht heeft laatst die artisjok shots besteld wat moet resulteren in vetverbranding na het eten. Mijn vader heeft die zooi ook gehaald.

En ik dacht dat mijn ouders erg waren met Sonja Bakkeren

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Op dinsdag 21 januari 2014 17:09 schreef Klokov het volgende:
Mijn vader wou shit van Jesse vd Velde kopen

dan zou ik echt alle contact verbreken, mijn ouders staan godzijdank nog wel open voor enige wetenschappelijke informatie

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Op dinsdag 21 januari 2014 17:10 schreef G.R.S. het volgende:

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Ik weigerde toen te Sonjabakkeren omdat het te lang zou duren om af te vallen

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Mijn vader is echt een ramp. Hij wil een sixpack zonder al te veel moeite erin te steken (lees: niet gezonder eten).

lol, mijn pa klaagt wel eens over pijn in z'n rug enzo, van die ouder-worden-pijntjes (arme man is 51). Dus ik zeg constant dat hij moet gaan trainen maar zonder resultaat vooralsnog.

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Op dinsdag 21 januari 2014 17:20 schreef Klokov het volgende:

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"wou" - Klokov

je bent een rus, het geeft niet

Hello, my name is Chris. I am sure you are seeking a relationship, and I am sort of seeking the same, well sort of. You see I am currently content with my life. I enjoy meeting new people and making friends, but I also enjoy looking for women who are just looking for fun, opportunities, and or sex. I am kind of hoping you may be one of those women, who are open to certain activities of a suggestive nature. I realize talking and or requesting anything sexual with a someone you don’t know can be a turn off for most, but would you be interested in getting to know me, and perhaps being involved in a sexual encounter together?

I know it’s a bit much to take in, since you really don’t know me. Still I am open to get to know you at first before anything would happen. I want to be up-front with you and tell you what exactly I am looking for. This way you have an idea of what I am into. You see it’s not sex in the traditional sense, it’s more a fetish. Don’t get me wrong I do enjoy traditional sex, but I grown to prefer this more. This fetish is a Sitophilia type fetish. I will give you a short explanation that lead me to discover why I like this type of fetish.

You see, when I was young and even now I seemed to be judged on my looks and not on my personality. So finding women and starting relationships was harder for me then most. Couple that with a strong sex drive, and you get the picture. So I developed this fetish to help me deal with my sexual urges. I found that women tend to like dairy products, and settled on cheese to represent the girl. thus I started having sex with cheese. I like to use Swiss cheese and would wrap slices of the cheese around penis, then masturbate. Now tho, after finding several girls to do it for me, I prefer having girls do it for me, instead of myself. Still I suppose I was lucky in finding those women, and our relationships did not last long, since our relationship based more on my fetish and me helping them out money wise. When they became comfortable again, we stayed friends, but they seemed to move on with their lives or I moved on because of the drama that sometimes followed some of them. The other problem I encounter is that women tend to be more freaked out over my fetish, then they would be over other questionable activities that are far more disgusting then mine. I don’t understand why using cheese in the way I use it is so disturbing to women, the ones who have done my fetish for me say it’s quite vanilla compared to so things they have encountered, and say I am quite harmless given my kind personality.

So my request is, is there any way you would be willing to strike up an arraignment with me to do my fetish for me, if of course you would be open to this sort of activity?

Lastly if I have offended you, I am sorry as it was not my intention to do so. I just hope my fetish with cheese does not disturb you in any way, sorry if it has. Also when I mention arrangement, please don’t think it just has to be money either, I know you are not a prostitute, in fact I don’t want women like that at all. It can be anything you feel is a fair trade. Please if you could please let me know if you might be interested or not, and what you think of my request, I would appreciate it, thanks.

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Op dinsdag 21 januari 2014 17:27 schreef Krabs2.0 het volgende:

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Ik keek vanochtend naar Tell Sell, de spullen die ze verkopen laten mij harder lachen dan de gemiddelde komedie film.

zit je al bij basic fit zoetermeer?

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Op dinsdag 21 januari 2014 17:28 schreef VMSDKR het volgende:
ja dat gaat niemand leze

kkranalfabeet