Laat Stylo anders wat voor je photoshoppen.quote:Op dinsdag 22 januari 2013 15:29 schreef KnutdeIJsbeer het volgende:
Ik denk dat ik m'n eigen voetbalawards ga maken, dat Yvonne gezeik gaat nergens over. De winnaar krijgt een kratje bavaria. Ben nu bezig om een toffe banner in paint te knutselen.
Bavaria? Daarmee hebben de pisveeėrs een voordeel dat zijn de enigen die dat lustenquote:Op dinsdag 22 januari 2013 15:29 schreef KnutdeIJsbeer het volgende:
Ik denk dat ik m'n eigen voetbalawards ga maken, dat Yvonne gezeik gaat nergens over. De winnaar krijgt een kratje bavaria. Ben nu bezig om een toffe banner in paint te knutselen.
Dat kratje Bavaria sponsor ik anders wel.quote:Op dinsdag 22 januari 2013 15:29 schreef KnutdeIJsbeer het volgende:
Ik denk dat ik m'n eigen voetbalawards ga maken, dat Yvonne gezeik gaat nergens over. De winnaar krijgt een kratje bavaria. Ben nu bezig om een toffe banner in paint te knutselen.
Gewoon kappen nu ja ok?quote:Op dinsdag 22 januari 2013 15:23 schreef Saind het volgende:
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Jongen ik zeg toch dat ik klaar ben.
Soms wou ik dat Jehova een betere advocaat had gehad. Dan had hij nu niet zoveel getuigen nodig.quote:Op dinsdag 22 januari 2013 15:23 schreef KnutdeIJsbeer het volgende:
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Laten we nu moppen gaan tappen.
Nog eentje?quote:
Goed idee.quote:Op dinsdag 22 januari 2013 15:30 schreef Littlerabbit het volgende:
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Laat Stylo anders wat voor je photoshoppen.
Vanwege deze gulle daad ben je gelijk genomineerd voor een ijsbeeraward.quote:Op dinsdag 22 januari 2013 15:31 schreef Lange_Lans het volgende:
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Dat kratje Bavaria sponsor ik anders wel.
Wat een hoop tekst.quote:Op dinsdag 22 januari 2013 15:34 schreef Saind het volgende:
Bob en Sheila, en oudere joodse echtpaar op weg waren naar de Bahama's op vakantie, wanneer, terwijl op 36.000 ft horen ze een grote knal, toen het vliegtuig verliest een paar honderd meter. "Wat was dat?" Sheila vraagt Bob. "Ik weet dont, voelt als we iets geraakt hebben ', antwoordt hij.
Dan, een minuut later, de kapitein komt op de monitor. "Aandacht iedereen, ik weet zeker dat je voelde de bult een minuut geleden. We hadden een motorstoring, waardoor schade aan de vleugel en zijn nu te verliezen brandstof. We zijn de andere motor te wijten aan brandstof verlies verliezen. We zijn buiten het bereik van een luchthavens om te landen. PLEASE DONT paniek. We gaan je nodig hebt om rustig te blijven en zitten als we uw hulp nodig hebben, terwijl we ons voorbereiden op een noodsituatie aanlegsteiger. We gaan het vliegtuig neer voor de kust van een nabijgelegen eiland blijven . Tot overmaat van ramp, het uitvallen van de motor veroorzaakt een elektrisch probleem en onze radio en transponder arent werken zo ATC heeft geen idee waar we zijn. Ik zal terug te komen op voordat we het land. Dank voor je kalm blijven. We zullen ons best doen om krijg je naar beneden veilig. "
Bob en Sheila keken elkaar aan, betrokken en hield de handen als ze op het ergste voorbereid. Een paar minuten gingen voorbij, toen de kapitein kwam terug op slechts meter van het water, de aankondiging voor iedereen om "Brace! BRACE! BRACE!"
Een paar seconden later waren ze in het water. Dan heeft iedereen snel geactiveerd nooddeuren, dia's, enz. en verlaten het vliegtuig. Bob en Sheila aan boord van een reddingsboot met een stel anderen en peddelde naar de wal. Toen ze daar aankwamen, iedereen bereid om te schuilen maken, ze hebben allemaal gecontroleerd mobiele telefoons. De meeste werden verwoest niet nat wordt, en zelfs degenen die werkte had geen dienst. Ze waren verloren.
"Wat moeten we doen?" Sheila vroeg Bob. "Ik weet niet, kunnen we hier een lange tijd." Dan een blik van absolute zorg kwam over het gezicht van Bob. "Bob, wat is het?" Sheila vroeg. Bob vroeg toen: "Sheila, voordat we vertrokken, heb je onze betaling te sturen naar Stars of David?" Sheila - "Nee". Bob - "Hoe zit het met de Joodse Raad voor Publieke Zaken?" Sheila - "Nee". Bob-"Hoe zit het met de Vrienden van Israėl handicap Veterans Association?" Sheila - "Nee".
Bob glimlachte toen, omhelsde Sheila en gaf haar een grote slordig kus. Sheila - "Wat was dat voor?" Bob - "We zijn gered Er is geen manier waarop ze gewoon ons vinden!"
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quote:Op dinsdag 22 januari 2013 15:34 schreef Saind het volgende:
Geen zin om hem te vertalen
Bob and Sheila, and elderly Jewish couple were on their way to the Bahamas on vacation when, while at 36,000 ft they hear a large bang, then the plane loses a couple hundred feet. "What the hell was that?!" Sheila asks Bob. "I dont know, feels like we hit something", he replies.
Then, a minute later, the captain comes on the monitor. "Attention everyone, I am sure you felt the bump a minute ago. We had an engine failure, causing damage to the wing and are now losing fuel. We are losing the other engine due to fuel loss. We are out of range of any airports to land. Please dont panic. We are going to need you to stay calm and remain seated as we may need your help while we prepare for an emergency water landing. We are going to put the plane down off the shore of a nearby island. To make matters worse, the engine failure caused an electrical problem and our radio and transponder arent working so ATC has no idea where we are. I will come back on shortly before we land. Thankyou for staying calm. We will do our best to get you down safely."
Bob and Sheila looked at each other, concerned and held hands as they prepared for the worst. A few minutes went by, when the captain came back on just feet from the water, announcing for everyone to "BRACE! BRACE! BRACE!"
A few seconds later, they were in the water. Then, everyone quickly activated emergency doors, slides, etc and exited the plane. Bob and Sheila boarded a life raft with a bunch of others and paddled to shore. When they got there, everyone prepared to make shelter, they all checked cell phones. Most were destroyed from getting wet, and even the ones that worked had no service. They were lost.
"What do we do?" Sheila asked Bob. "I dont know, we may be here a long time." Then a look of absolute concern came over Bob's face. "Bob, what is it?" Sheila asked. Bob then asked, "Sheila, before we left, did you send our payment to Stars of David?" Sheila - "No". Bob - "How about the Jewish Council for Public Affairs?" Sheila - "No". Bob- "How about the Friends of Israel Disabled Veterans Association?" Sheila - "No".
Bob then smiled, hugged Sheila and gave her a big sloppy kiss. Sheila - "What was that for?!" Bob - "We're saved! There's no way they wont find us!"
Dit ga ik niet lezen.quote:Op dinsdag 22 januari 2013 15:34 schreef Saind het volgende:
Geen zin om hem te vertalen
Bob and Sheila, and elderly Jewish couple were on their way to the Bahamas on vacation when, while at 36,000 ft they hear a large bang, then the plane loses a couple hundred feet. "What the hell was that?!" Sheila asks Bob. "I dont know, feels like we hit something", he replies.
Then, a minute later, the captain comes on the monitor. "Attention everyone, I am sure you felt the bump a minute ago. We had an engine failure, causing damage to the wing and are now losing fuel. We are losing the other engine due to fuel loss. We are out of range of any airports to land. Please dont panic. We are going to need you to stay calm and remain seated as we may need your help while we prepare for an emergency water landing. We are going to put the plane down off the shore of a nearby island. To make matters worse, the engine failure caused an electrical problem and our radio and transponder arent working so ATC has no idea where we are. I will come back on shortly before we land. Thankyou for staying calm. We will do our best to get you down safely."
Bob and Sheila looked at each other, concerned and held hands as they prepared for the worst. A few minutes went by, when the captain came back on just feet from the water, announcing for everyone to "BRACE! BRACE! BRACE!"
A few seconds later, they were in the water. Then, everyone quickly activated emergency doors, slides, etc and exited the plane. Bob and Sheila boarded a life raft with a bunch of others and paddled to shore. When they got there, everyone prepared to make shelter, they all checked cell phones. Most were destroyed from getting wet, and even the ones that worked had no service. They were lost.
"What do we do?" Sheila asked Bob. "I dont know, we may be here a long time." Then a look of absolute concern came over Bob's face. "Bob, what is it?" Sheila asked. Bob then asked, "Sheila, before we left, did you send our payment to Stars of David?" Sheila - "No". Bob - "How about the Jewish Council for Public Affairs?" Sheila - "No". Bob- "How about the Friends of Israel Disabled Veterans Association?" Sheila - "No".
Bob then smiled, hugged Sheila and gave her a big sloppy kiss. Sheila - "What was that for?!" Bob - "We're saved! There's no way they wont find us!"
Raar verhaalquote:Op dinsdag 22 januari 2013 15:34 schreef Saind het volgende:
Geen zin om hem te vertalen
Bob and Sheila, and elderly Jewish couple were on their way to the Bahamas on vacation when, while at 36,000 ft they hear a large bang, then the plane loses a couple hundred feet. "What the hell was that?!" Sheila asks Bob. "I dont know, feels like we hit something", he replies.
Then, a minute later, the captain comes on the monitor. "Attention everyone, I am sure you felt the bump a minute ago. We had an engine failure, causing damage to the wing and are now losing fuel. We are losing the other engine due to fuel loss. We are out of range of any airports to land. Please dont panic. We are going to need you to stay calm and remain seated as we may need your help while we prepare for an emergency water landing. We are going to put the plane down off the shore of a nearby island. To make matters worse, the engine failure caused an electrical problem and our radio and transponder arent working so ATC has no idea where we are. I will come back on shortly before we land. Thankyou for staying calm. We will do our best to get you down safely."
Bob and Sheila looked at each other, concerned and held hands as they prepared for the worst. A few minutes went by, when the captain came back on just feet from the water, announcing for everyone to "BRACE! BRACE! BRACE!"
A few seconds later, they were in the water. Then, everyone quickly activated emergency doors, slides, etc and exited the plane. Bob and Sheila boarded a life raft with a bunch of others and paddled to shore. When they got there, everyone prepared to make shelter, they all checked cell phones. Most were destroyed from getting wet, and even the ones that worked had no service. They were lost.
"What do we do?" Sheila asked Bob. "I dont know, we may be here a long time." Then a look of absolute concern came over Bob's face. "Bob, what is it?" Sheila asked. Bob then asked, "Sheila, before we left, did you send our payment to Stars of David?" Sheila - "No". Bob - "How about the Jewish Council for Public Affairs?" Sheila - "No". Bob- "How about the Friends of Israel Disabled Veterans Association?" Sheila - "No".
Bob then smiled, hugged Sheila and gave her a big sloppy kiss. Sheila - "What was that for?!" Bob - "We're saved! There's no way they wont find us!"
Ik vind hem echt totaal niet grappigquote:Op dinsdag 22 januari 2013 15:34 schreef Saind het volgende:
Geen zin om hem te vertalen
Bob and Sheila, and elderly Jewish couple were on their way to the Bahamas on vacation when, while at 36,000 ft they hear a large bang, then the plane loses a couple hundred feet. "What the hell was that?!" Sheila asks Bob. "I dont know, feels like we hit something", he replies.
Then, a minute later, the captain comes on the monitor. "Attention everyone, I am sure you felt the bump a minute ago. We had an engine failure, causing damage to the wing and are now losing fuel. We are losing the other engine due to fuel loss. We are out of range of any airports to land. Please dont panic. We are going to need you to stay calm and remain seated as we may need your help while we prepare for an emergency water landing. We are going to put the plane down off the shore of a nearby island. To make matters worse, the engine failure caused an electrical problem and our radio and transponder arent working so ATC has no idea where we are. I will come back on shortly before we land. Thankyou for staying calm. We will do our best to get you down safely."
Bob and Sheila looked at each other, concerned and held hands as they prepared for the worst. A few minutes went by, when the captain came back on just feet from the water, announcing for everyone to "BRACE! BRACE! BRACE!"
A few seconds later, they were in the water. Then, everyone quickly activated emergency doors, slides, etc and exited the plane. Bob and Sheila boarded a life raft with a bunch of others and paddled to shore. When they got there, everyone prepared to make shelter, they all checked cell phones. Most were destroyed from getting wet, and even the ones that worked had no service. They were lost.
"What do we do?" Sheila asked Bob. "I dont know, we may be here a long time." Then a look of absolute concern came over Bob's face. "Bob, what is it?" Sheila asked. Bob then asked, "Sheila, before we left, did you send our payment to Stars of David?" Sheila - "No". Bob - "How about the Jewish Council for Public Affairs?" Sheila - "No". Bob- "How about the Friends of Israel Disabled Veterans Association?" Sheila - "No".
Bob then smiled, hugged Sheila and gave her a big sloppy kiss. Sheila - "What was that for?!" Bob - "We're saved! There's no way they wont find us!"
quote:Op dinsdag 22 januari 2013 15:44 schreef kapiteintje het volgende:
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Haha die moet ik hebben zonder tekst.
Waar heb je op gezocht toen je deze vond?quote:
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