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Ik kreeg een tekst met de nodige Hoogheden, Koninklijke Hoogheden en een Majesteit en wanneer je wat en hoe tegen wie mocht zeggen.quote:Op vrijdag 22 april 2011 19:40 schreef APK het volgende:
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Niet 'Majesteit?'
http://www.royalty-online.nl/entry/162/op-bezoek-bij-de-koningin
En he-le-maal aan het eind staat: dit is een informeel bezoek, dus meneer en mevrouw mag ook.
Bizar!quote:Dit snap ik trouwens niet:
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Dan zit iedereen toch tegen een rug aan te praten?
Op donderdag 21 juli 2011 23:08 schreef Loveless85 het volgende:
Dan heb je safe = condoom
Double dutch = condoom en pil
quadruple Cat = pil, MAP, condoom, castratie, prikpil, spiraaltje, zaaddodende pasta en voor het jodelen de bergen uit
Dan heb je safe = condoom
Double dutch = condoom en pil
quadruple Cat = pil, MAP, condoom, castratie, prikpil, spiraaltje, zaaddodende pasta en voor het jodelen de bergen uit
Chaos!quote:
Op donderdag 21 juli 2011 23:08 schreef Loveless85 het volgende:
Dan heb je safe = condoom
Double dutch = condoom en pil
quadruple Cat = pil, MAP, condoom, castratie, prikpil, spiraaltje, zaaddodende pasta en voor het jodelen de bergen uit
Dan heb je safe = condoom
Double dutch = condoom en pil
quadruple Cat = pil, MAP, condoom, castratie, prikpil, spiraaltje, zaaddodende pasta en voor het jodelen de bergen uit
Even mijn little black book opzoeken of iemand de smaaktest wil doenquote:
Who the fuck can sleep with all this shit going on?
Ik ga weer even naar mn huis 
Foto's vanavond
Foto's vanavond
J'ai vu un escarbot ivre!-Komupolapana
Het zijn de kleine dingen die het doen <3
Het zijn de kleine dingen die het doen <3
Zou Bea zich echt beledigd voelen als je in plaats van mevrouw gewoon Bé zegt? Of Trixy?
Al die willen te kaap'ren varen, moeten mannen met baarden zijn.
Hoogachtend,
Erik.
Hoogachtend,
Erik.
Naar je tweede huis. How Verrie Koel.quote:
Ik ga weer even naar mn huis
Foto's vanavond
Je wil dat ik dat ga testen he?quote:Op vrijdag 22 april 2011 19:44 schreef Tha_Erik het volgende:
Zou Bea zich echt beledigd voelen als je in plaats van mevrouw gewoon Bé zegt? Of Trixy?
Op donderdag 21 juli 2011 23:08 schreef Loveless85 het volgende:
Dan heb je safe = condoom
Double dutch = condoom en pil
quadruple Cat = pil, MAP, condoom, castratie, prikpil, spiraaltje, zaaddodende pasta en voor het jodelen de bergen uit
Dan heb je safe = condoom
Double dutch = condoom en pil
quadruple Cat = pil, MAP, condoom, castratie, prikpil, spiraaltje, zaaddodende pasta en voor het jodelen de bergen uit
Succes Tombo! Benieuwd naar foto's!
Oh en...
The most effective way to change the taste of your semen is not by taking those supplements, which will only disguise the salty bitter taste. To have a real good tasting semen, you will need to change your diet.
So what are the kinds of food intake you should avoid? Avoid junk food, drugs, curry and strongly spiced dishes. Smoking and alcohol consumptions also contribute to bad tasting semen.
Vegetables such as onions and garlic contain high amounts of sulfur and vegetables from the cabbage family, like Brussels sprouts, broccoli, cabbage which all add to bitter semen.
To have better tasting semen, you will need to take in things like fruit juices, fresh fruits and drinks lots of water. According to research, one of the best fruit juices to drink if you want to have sweeter semen is pineapple juice. Do not ask me why, just follow what those research expert says and you will be fine!
Some other sources of intakes you can consider to have sweeter semen are to take cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon.
But do keep this point in mind that your body takes 12 hours to secrete what you put into it, so remember this point when eating the foods listed above."
Also, 10 simple tips for better tasting semen (some repeat from above..):
"1. Cut out alcohol, caffeine, recreational drugs and nicotine their all pollutants.
2. Drink lots of water 1 2 liters a day to flush out body toxins.
3. Fruit get plenty each day and sweeten your sperm taste Pineapple, papaya cranberry, melons, mangos, apples grapes are all good choices. These fruits are high in natural sugars and offset the bitter taste.
4. Eat plenty of vegetables which are generally good for improving sperm taste.
5. While it is true vegetarians generally have better tasting sperm there are vegetables to avoid:
Any vegetables from the cabbage family big offenders also include Cauliflower, broccoli, or asparagus:
5. Cut red meat consumption this is one pf the main offenders when it comes to making sperm taste salty. Dairy produce such as milk and cheese also make sperm taste salty. Make sure when you eat protein you get good quality lean protein such as chicken and turkey.
Fish is claimed by some to be an offender in terms of taste, but this seems to vary between individuals. Try it and see the affects before cutting it out, fish is a major part of a healthy diet, so dont cut it out!
6. Avoid heavy spices such as Garlic and onions, their big offenders when it comes to sperm taste, as they have a high sulfur content.
7. Do not buy products that claim to make your semen taste better there is no evidence that they work. Your semen can be made to taste better by overall changes in diet and lifestyle, its a complex formula and a good healthy diet has the biggest affect.
8. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery are particularly recommended for sweeter semen taste, because of their high chlorophyll content.
9. Cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon are particularly recommended for making semen taste sweeter.
10. Avoid junk food, there loaded with chemicals and preservatives that pollute your body and your semens taste."
Oh en...
The most effective way to change the taste of your semen is not by taking those supplements, which will only disguise the salty bitter taste. To have a real good tasting semen, you will need to change your diet.
So what are the kinds of food intake you should avoid? Avoid junk food, drugs, curry and strongly spiced dishes. Smoking and alcohol consumptions also contribute to bad tasting semen.
Vegetables such as onions and garlic contain high amounts of sulfur and vegetables from the cabbage family, like Brussels sprouts, broccoli, cabbage which all add to bitter semen.
To have better tasting semen, you will need to take in things like fruit juices, fresh fruits and drinks lots of water. According to research, one of the best fruit juices to drink if you want to have sweeter semen is pineapple juice. Do not ask me why, just follow what those research expert says and you will be fine!
Some other sources of intakes you can consider to have sweeter semen are to take cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon.
But do keep this point in mind that your body takes 12 hours to secrete what you put into it, so remember this point when eating the foods listed above."
Also, 10 simple tips for better tasting semen (some repeat from above..):
"1. Cut out alcohol, caffeine, recreational drugs and nicotine their all pollutants.
2. Drink lots of water 1 2 liters a day to flush out body toxins.
3. Fruit get plenty each day and sweeten your sperm taste Pineapple, papaya cranberry, melons, mangos, apples grapes are all good choices. These fruits are high in natural sugars and offset the bitter taste.
4. Eat plenty of vegetables which are generally good for improving sperm taste.
5. While it is true vegetarians generally have better tasting sperm there are vegetables to avoid:
Any vegetables from the cabbage family big offenders also include Cauliflower, broccoli, or asparagus:
5. Cut red meat consumption this is one pf the main offenders when it comes to making sperm taste salty. Dairy produce such as milk and cheese also make sperm taste salty. Make sure when you eat protein you get good quality lean protein such as chicken and turkey.
Fish is claimed by some to be an offender in terms of taste, but this seems to vary between individuals. Try it and see the affects before cutting it out, fish is a major part of a healthy diet, so dont cut it out!
6. Avoid heavy spices such as Garlic and onions, their big offenders when it comes to sperm taste, as they have a high sulfur content.
7. Do not buy products that claim to make your semen taste better there is no evidence that they work. Your semen can be made to taste better by overall changes in diet and lifestyle, its a complex formula and a good healthy diet has the biggest affect.
8. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery are particularly recommended for sweeter semen taste, because of their high chlorophyll content.
9. Cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon are particularly recommended for making semen taste sweeter.
10. Avoid junk food, there loaded with chemicals and preservatives that pollute your body and your semens taste."
IT'S GREYSIE IT'S PARTY
Bij karn staat dus helemaal niks, alleen 'Dark suit' in hele kleine lettertjes ergens onderaan als dress code.quote:
Ik kreeg een tekst met de nodige Hoogheden, Koninklijke Hoogheden en een Majesteit en wanneer je wat en hoe tegen wie mocht zeggen.
En he-le-maal aan het eind staat: dit is een informeel bezoek, dus meneer en mevrouw mag ook.
Who the fuck can sleep with all this shit going on?
Dat zijn wel record brekende snelle afwijzingen.quote:
Op
Op donderdag 21 juli 2011 23:08 schreef Loveless85 het volgende:
Dan heb je safe = condoom
Double dutch = condoom en pil
quadruple Cat = pil, MAP, condoom, castratie, prikpil, spiraaltje, zaaddodende pasta en voor het jodelen de bergen uit
Dan heb je safe = condoom
Double dutch = condoom en pil
quadruple Cat = pil, MAP, condoom, castratie, prikpil, spiraaltje, zaaddodende pasta en voor het jodelen de bergen uit
Gezellige boel wordt dat.quote:
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Bij karn staat dus helemaal niks, alleen 'Dark suit' in hele kleine lettertjes ergens onderaan als dress code.
Ik moet in het zwart. En als het regent mag ik de door de gemeente verstrekte poncho aan tot Bea komt en me dan voor haar nat laten regenen.
Lang leve mijn zwarte regenjas.
Op donderdag 21 juli 2011 23:08 schreef Loveless85 het volgende:
Dan heb je safe = condoom
Double dutch = condoom en pil
quadruple Cat = pil, MAP, condoom, castratie, prikpil, spiraaltje, zaaddodende pasta en voor het jodelen de bergen uit
Dan heb je safe = condoom
Double dutch = condoom en pil
quadruple Cat = pil, MAP, condoom, castratie, prikpil, spiraaltje, zaaddodende pasta en voor het jodelen de bergen uit
Het regent toch vrijwel nooit op Koninginnedag?
Al die willen te kaap'ren varen, moeten mannen met baarden zijn.
Hoogachtend,
Erik.
Hoogachtend,
Erik.
Best nog gezonde business, de smaak verbeterenquote:
Succes Tombo! Benieuwd naar foto's!
Oh en...
The most effective way to change the taste of your semen is not by taking those supplements, which will only disguise the salty bitter taste. To have a real good tasting semen, you will need to change your diet.
So what are the kinds of food intake you should avoid? Avoid junk food, drugs, curry and strongly spiced dishes. Smoking and alcohol consumptions also contribute to bad tasting semen.
Vegetables such as onions and garlic contain high amounts of sulfur and vegetables from the cabbage family, like Brussels sprouts, broccoli, cabbage which all add to bitter semen.
To have better tasting semen, you will need to take in things like fruit juices, fresh fruits and drinks lots of water. According to research, one of the best fruit juices to drink if you want to have sweeter semen is pineapple juice. Do not ask me why, just follow what those research expert says and you will be fine!
Some other sources of intakes you can consider to have sweeter semen are to take cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon.
But do keep this point in mind that your body takes 12 hours to secrete what you put into it, so remember this point when eating the foods listed above."
Also, 10 simple tips for better tasting semen (some repeat from above..):
"1. Cut out alcohol, caffeine, recreational drugs and nicotine their all pollutants.
2. Drink lots of water 1 2 liters a day to flush out body toxins.
3. Fruit get plenty each day and sweeten your sperm taste Pineapple, papaya cranberry, melons, mangos, apples grapes are all good choices. These fruits are high in natural sugars and offset the bitter taste.
4. Eat plenty of vegetables which are generally good for improving sperm taste.
5. While it is true vegetarians generally have better tasting sperm there are vegetables to avoid:
Any vegetables from the cabbage family big offenders also include Cauliflower, broccoli, or asparagus:
5. Cut red meat consumption this is one pf the main offenders when it comes to making sperm taste salty. Dairy produce such as milk and cheese also make sperm taste salty. Make sure when you eat protein you get good quality lean protein such as chicken and turkey.
Fish is claimed by some to be an offender in terms of taste, but this seems to vary between individuals. Try it and see the affects before cutting it out, fish is a major part of a healthy diet, so dont cut it out!
6. Avoid heavy spices such as Garlic and onions, their big offenders when it comes to sperm taste, as they have a high sulfur content.
7. Do not buy products that claim to make your semen taste better there is no evidence that they work. Your semen can be made to taste better by overall changes in diet and lifestyle, its a complex formula and a good healthy diet has the biggest affect.
8. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery are particularly recommended for sweeter semen taste, because of their high chlorophyll content.
9. Cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon are particularly recommended for making semen taste sweeter.
10. Avoid junk food, there loaded with chemicals and preservatives that pollute your body and your semens taste."
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Al die willen te kaap'ren varen, moeten mannen met baarden zijn.
Hoogachtend,
Erik.
Hoogachtend,
Erik.
Nou he?quote:
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Best nog gezonde business, de smaak verbeteren
De magnetronmaaltijden van APK zag ik er niet tussen staan, jij?
IT'S GREYSIE IT'S PARTY
Ovenschotels staan er ook niet bij he? 
Ik ben off!
Ik ben off!
Op donderdag 21 juli 2011 23:08 schreef Loveless85 het volgende:
Dan heb je safe = condoom
Double dutch = condoom en pil
quadruple Cat = pil, MAP, condoom, castratie, prikpil, spiraaltje, zaaddodende pasta en voor het jodelen de bergen uit
Dan heb je safe = condoom
Double dutch = condoom en pil
quadruple Cat = pil, MAP, condoom, castratie, prikpil, spiraaltje, zaaddodende pasta en voor het jodelen de bergen uit
Jij ruikt naar kapsalonquote:Op vrijdag 22 april 2011 19:51 schreef Greys het volgende:
Nou he?
De magnetronmaaltijden van APK zag ik er niet tussen staan, jij?
Who the fuck can sleep with all this shit going on?
Kapsalon blijft vast geen week of drie in je systeem
Want zo lang is het al geleden dat ik dat at
Want zo lang is het al geleden dat ik dat at
IT'S GREYSIE IT'S PARTY
Vorig jaar, de hele ochtendquote:
Het regent toch vrijwel nooit op Koninginnedag?
Op woensdag 22 januari 2025 19:50 schreef Bugno3 het volgende:
Stukje Pelle, stukje Cannavaro, stukje Totti.
Stukje Pelle, stukje Cannavaro, stukje Totti.
Greys, weet jij dat, komt er nog een nieuwe film? Deel 2?quote:
Op woensdag 22 januari 2025 19:50 schreef Bugno3 het volgende:
Stukje Pelle, stukje Cannavaro, stukje Totti.
Stukje Pelle, stukje Cannavaro, stukje Totti.
Er zijn al twee films geweest toch?quote:
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Greys, weet jij dat, komt er nog een nieuwe film? Deel 2?
IT'S GREYSIE IT'S PARTY
Oh dan loop ik achterquote:
Ik dacht dat er pas eentje geweest was 
Op woensdag 22 januari 2025 19:50 schreef Bugno3 het volgende:
Stukje Pelle, stukje Cannavaro, stukje Totti.
Stukje Pelle, stukje Cannavaro, stukje Totti.
