[USA] Two and a Half Men #3

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Charlie Sheen: "Chuck Lorre basically called me Superman"
by Seth Abramovitch 02/16/11 01:11 PM

Aspiring crack-utante Charlie Sheen called into The Dan Patrick Show again today, this time addressing the vanity card from Two-and-a-Half Men creator Chuck Lorre that ran at the end of Mondays episode. (He seemed unaware of a second, far-harsher card that ran after Mike and Molly, in which Lorre described Sheen as inside, dead...life ebbing from his wasted body.

It may have only flashed on the screen for a second, but thanks to the magic of DVR technology, we know that it featured a list of Lorres healthy-living habits, followed by the words, If Charlie Sheen outlives me, Im gonna be really pissed. But Sheen, a man who always sees the glass pipe as half-full, took it as a compliment.

"This is like a gigantic compliment," he told Patrick. "Chuck offered an olive branch. Thats how I interpreted it...This is about him personally. It doesnt get to me, its not about me until the end. Its a reflection of how he feels, in comparison to how insane my life appears at times. So, I took it as a huge compliment. He basically wrote a brilliant little piece of literature and called me Superman. Dont people get it?"

Ah, crack. Only you could twist a searing indictment of a deadly and hedonistic lifestyle into something as fun as The Worlds Tiniest Novel About the Son of Krypton. Youre one hell of a drug.

_{http://www.tv.com/charlie(...)man/story/25181.html}

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Op dinsdag 1 maart 2011 22:12 schreef NotYou het volgende:

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Op dinsdag 1 maart 2011 22:13 schreef ColdFeet het volgende:

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Hij ziet eruit als een middelbare junk, man. Niet mijn idee van sexy

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Op dinsdag 1 maart 2011 22:22 schreef larry_flynt het volgende:

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Hebben ze die kaart echt geshowed na Two and a Half men?

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Op dinsdag 1 maart 2011 22:27 schreef Tegan het volgende:

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Ja. Hier na te lezen.

http://chucklorre.com/index.php?p=329

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Op dinsdag 1 maart 2011 22:22 schreef larry_flynt het volgende:

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Hebben ze die kaart echt geshowed na Two and a Half men?

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CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #330

He felt dead inside.

No matter how hard he partied, he could never escape that simple fact - inside, dead.

And that was his life.

Running from a feeling.

At least until he could run no more.

Exhausted, spent and beaten, when the end finally came, he welcomed it.

With life ebbing from his wasted body, he was suddenly swept up in a transcendent state of joy that was pure and complete.

Moments later he felt dead inside.

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CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #333 (CENSORED)

It was more fun writing these things when I was fairly certain no one was reading them. That is no longer the case. These days it seems like every vanity card is getting scrutinized and criticized by network executives, corporate legal departments and publicity departments, TV journalists and tabloid bloggers. Believe it or not, my musings have been both cheered and jeered by TV Guide! But lately it's gotten out of hand. Which is why I've decided to take a break for a few weeks. Let things cool off a little. Instead of writing short essays that upset people, I've decided to use my one second of network TV to do something simple and hassle-free. Starting with this card, I'm going to display a photograph of a part of my body that is entirely innocuous. No longer will I share some troublesome piece of my mind. Now I will share an actual piece of Chuck that is incapable of offending anyone. You know, a foot, a hand, or maybe a toe. So with that in mind, behold...

Chuck Lorre's Knuckle



my knuckle.

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Op dinsdag 1 maart 2011 22:36 schreef NotYou het volgende:

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Hij ging overigens nog verder:

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en goed mogelijk eveneens provocatief bedoeld:

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Op dinsdag 1 maart 2011 22:36 schreef Tegan het volgende:
Er zitten echt pareltjes tussen die vanity cards. Maar sommige zijn ook echt saai. Als ik ooit tv ga maken ga ik ook zulke kaartjes schrijven .

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CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #320


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''I'm not saying long term I want this to go on, or it's great'', added Moonves. ''Going down the road, I don't know whats going to happen. I hope it's back. We'll see.''

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Op dinsdag 1 maart 2011 22:53 schreef Tegan het volgende:
*lijst*

Ook mooi. Er zijn nog meer maar die weet ik zo niet.

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Op dinsdag 1 maart 2011 21:18 schreef larry_flynt het volgende:
Iedereen zou willen dat hij/zij Charlie SHeen was.... Geld zat, je hoeft niet te werken (want je speelt jezelf) ladingen vrouwen.... Wat wil je meer?

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Op dinsdag 1 maart 2011 21:59 schreef DaMook het volgende:
Charlie leeft zoals de meeste mannen zouden willen leven, dat is gewoon een feit .

Ik vind hem iig een held .

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Op woensdag 2 maart 2011 01:27 schreef Tegan het volgende:
Ooit ga ik ze eens allemaal lezen. Wel zonder die van Dharma & Greg dan .

Deze vind jij ook wel leuk denk ik.

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