quote:Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".
about 14 hours ago via SocialOomph
quote:While driving this morning I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.
about 10 hours ago via SocialOomph
quote:I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
about 12 hours ago via SocialOomph
quote:I hate when you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here?
Deze is gewoon gejat van deze;quote:When I'm depressed I cut myself .....................a piece of cake.
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Om 0:00 1 januari kreeg ik een smsje met iets van "asdjilqhfq ueqe tefoijhqefnq kcqewf dbeergb, Stevie Wonder"quote:
quote:I'm always disappointed in myself when I realize I've been watching the commercials on something I recorded.
about 1 hour ago via SocialOomph
gewoon de manier waaropquote:Warning. Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday. Please note that staying awake all night does not prevent Monday. There is no cure.
quote:Op donderdag 7 oktober 2010 08:40 schreef ThaTim het volgende:
Het is dat ik geen twitter heb, anders zou ik hem echt volgen.
quote:I hate when my browser starts playing sound out of nowhere and I have to guess which tab it's from.
quote:I always plug in the USB cord wrong the first time, every time.
quote:Ever feeling your phone ringing, even when it isn't in your pocket?
quote:When writing the word "Wednesday", I sound it out in my head, like "wed-nes-day".
quote:I push the "STOP" button on the microwave before time runs out, in order to avoid that annoying beeping noise.
Me tooquote:I NEVER use the "I'm feeling lucky" button on Google. Is there really even a point to it?
Dat dan weer niet.quote:I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
quote:The tiny person who lives in my GPS does not count as a designated driver. Now I know, officer.
quote:I never believed in horoscopes until I found a magazine that accurately predicted what I was going to be doing today. Thank you, TV Guide.
quote:ZwareJongens: ♫♪♫♪♫♪ Roof, steel, pik, jat, grijp, graai en ontfutsel… ♫♪♫♪♫♪
Mickey_MouseNL @ZwareJongens: Een schande dat jullie je twijfelachtige beroep op een dergelijke manier verheerlijken!
ZwareJongens @Mickey_MouseNL ♫♪♫♪♫♪ Laat ons! Laat ons! ♫♪♫♪♫♪
quote:Op zaterdag 9 oktober 2010 16:52 schreef Annnet het volgende:
`~Ik zou hier bijna een account voor aanmaken. Family guy![]()
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quote:Op donderdag 7 oktober 2010 08:40 schreef ThaTim het volgende:
Het is dat ik geen twitter heb, anders zou ik hem echt volgen.
chagerijnquote:Op woensdag 13 oktober 2010 02:20 schreef omg-rmc het volgende:
Jammer dat het een soort Tweet Greatest Hits is, met dingen die iedereen bekend voorkomen, woordgrappen, peter opmerkingen, grappige afkortingen enzovoort...
Als er nou niet elke dag 450 keer werd getweet en iets meer gespecialiseerd, dat zou echt was fantastisch.
Omg waarom kende ik die niet toen ik nog wiskunde had.quote:Op woensdag 13 oktober 2010 15:50 schreef Rasher het volgende:
A p*nis has a sad life. His family is nuts, only has 1 eye, his neighbour is an a**hole, his bestfriend is a p*ssy and his owner beats him..
I love you. You love me. Barney gave me HIV. It started with a hug. And ended on the floor. I was raped by a dinosaur.
Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems.
"Everyone follow and check out @dirtymustache for the original source of some of my Tweets. Funny stuff on his timeline!"quote:Op woensdag 13 oktober 2010 02:20 schreef omg-rmc het volgende:
Jammer dat het een soort Tweet Greatest Hits is, met dingen die iedereen bekend voorkomen, woordgrappen, peter opmerkingen, grappige afkortingen enzovoort...
Als er nou niet elke dag 450 keer werd getweet en iets meer gespecialiseerd, dat zou echt was fantastisch.
quote:Op donderdag 14 oktober 2010 14:42 schreef Hooidraad het volgende:
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"Everyone follow and check out @dirtymustache for the original source of some of my Tweets. Funny stuff on his timeline!"
quote:I think my girlfriend's hallucinating. She keeps telling me she's seeing other people.
quote:Traffic jams are more tolerable if you just think of them as really boring parades.
quote:I'm a careful driver. I always look left and right before I run someone over.
quote:Sometimes I think I'm using Twitter wrong, because I tend to share too much information and I wear my girlfriend's stockings.
quote:I feel so unmotivated, I can’t even finish a
quote:My relationship is definitely gaining ground. The judge reduced the restraining order from 400 to 100 feet.
quote:I shaved my hair off to look sexy, but when I walked outside people were laughing at me. Maybe I should try it again with my clothes on.
quote:I once dated a microbiologist. Every time we had sex, she had an organism.
quote:I bought a used sex doll. It’s not that I’m cheap, I just like a woman with experience.
quote:That awkward moment when you got in the van and there was no candy
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