quote:Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".
about 14 hours ago via SocialOomph
quote:While driving this morning I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.
about 10 hours ago via SocialOomph
quote:I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
about 12 hours ago via SocialOomph
quote:I hate when you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here?
Deze is gewoon gejat van deze;quote:When I'm depressed I cut myself .....................a piece of cake.
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Om 0:00 1 januari kreeg ik een smsje met iets van "asdjilqhfq ueqe tefoijhqefnq kcqewf dbeergb, Stevie Wonder"quote:
quote:I'm always disappointed in myself when I realize I've been watching the commercials on something I recorded.
about 1 hour ago via SocialOomph
gewoon de manier waaropquote:Warning. Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday. Please note that staying awake all night does not prevent Monday. There is no cure.
quote:Op donderdag 7 oktober 2010 08:40 schreef ThaTim het volgende:
Het is dat ik geen twitter heb, anders zou ik hem echt volgen.
quote:I hate when my browser starts playing sound out of nowhere and I have to guess which tab it's from.
quote:I always plug in the USB cord wrong the first time, every time.
quote:Ever feeling your phone ringing, even when it isn't in your pocket?
quote:When writing the word "Wednesday", I sound it out in my head, like "wed-nes-day".
quote:I push the "STOP" button on the microwave before time runs out, in order to avoid that annoying beeping noise.
Me tooquote:I NEVER use the "I'm feeling lucky" button on Google. Is there really even a point to it?
Dat dan weer niet.quote:I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
quote:The tiny person who lives in my GPS does not count as a designated driver. Now I know, officer.
quote:I never believed in horoscopes until I found a magazine that accurately predicted what I was going to be doing today. Thank you, TV Guide.
quote:ZwareJongens: ♫♪♫♪♫♪ Roof, steel, pik, jat, grijp, graai en ontfutsel… ♫♪♫♪♫♪
Mickey_MouseNL @ZwareJongens: Een schande dat jullie je twijfelachtige beroep op een dergelijke manier verheerlijken!
ZwareJongens @Mickey_MouseNL ♫♪♫♪♫♪ Laat ons! Laat ons! ♫♪♫♪♫♪
quote:Op zaterdag 9 oktober 2010 16:52 schreef Annnet het volgende:
`~Ik zou hier bijna een account voor aanmaken. Family guy![]()
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quote:Op donderdag 7 oktober 2010 08:40 schreef ThaTim het volgende:
Het is dat ik geen twitter heb, anders zou ik hem echt volgen.
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