chagerijnquote:Op woensdag 13 oktober 2010 02:20 schreef omg-rmc het volgende:
Jammer dat het een soort Tweet Greatest Hits is, met dingen die iedereen bekend voorkomen, woordgrappen, peter opmerkingen, grappige afkortingen enzovoort...
Als er nou niet elke dag 450 keer werd getweet en iets meer gespecialiseerd, dat zou echt was fantastisch.
Omg waarom kende ik die niet toen ik nog wiskunde had.quote:Op woensdag 13 oktober 2010 15:50 schreef Rasher het volgende:
A p*nis has a sad life. His family is nuts, only has 1 eye, his neighbour is an a**hole, his bestfriend is a p*ssy and his owner beats him..
I love you. You love me. Barney gave me HIV. It started with a hug. And ended on the floor. I was raped by a dinosaur.
Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems.
"Everyone follow and check out @dirtymustache for the original source of some of my Tweets. Funny stuff on his timeline!"quote:Op woensdag 13 oktober 2010 02:20 schreef omg-rmc het volgende:
Jammer dat het een soort Tweet Greatest Hits is, met dingen die iedereen bekend voorkomen, woordgrappen, peter opmerkingen, grappige afkortingen enzovoort...
Als er nou niet elke dag 450 keer werd getweet en iets meer gespecialiseerd, dat zou echt was fantastisch.
quote:Op donderdag 14 oktober 2010 14:42 schreef Hooidraad het volgende:
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"Everyone follow and check out @dirtymustache for the original source of some of my Tweets. Funny stuff on his timeline!"
quote:I think my girlfriend's hallucinating. She keeps telling me she's seeing other people.
quote:Traffic jams are more tolerable if you just think of them as really boring parades.
quote:I'm a careful driver. I always look left and right before I run someone over.
quote:Sometimes I think I'm using Twitter wrong, because I tend to share too much information and I wear my girlfriend's stockings.
quote:I feel so unmotivated, I can’t even finish a
quote:My relationship is definitely gaining ground. The judge reduced the restraining order from 400 to 100 feet.
quote:I shaved my hair off to look sexy, but when I walked outside people were laughing at me. Maybe I should try it again with my clothes on.
quote:I once dated a microbiologist. Every time we had sex, she had an organism.
quote:I bought a used sex doll. It’s not that I’m cheap, I just like a woman with experience.
quote:That awkward moment when you got in the van and there was no candy
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