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Alleen dit is al de moeite waard om Twitter voor te nemen
! ( http://twitter.com/PeterGriffinn ) quote:Unwritten Rule of the Day: Don't make eye contact while eating a banana...
quote:I TOOK A DRUG TEST THE OTHER DAY AND THE TEST RESULTS CAME BACK NEGATIVE. WHICH MEANS MY DEALER HAS SOME F*CKING EXPLAINING TO DO...
quote:There are weight limits on car seats, airlines, skydiving, military & bikes. How is it there are no weight limit on high heels?
quote:No woman will ever be satisfied, because no man has a chocolate downstairs that ejaculates money.
quote:The most exciting moments in a woman's life are when she spots other women who are fatter than she is.
quote:Me without you is like a pot head not high, a plane that don't fly, a best with no buy, a hooker with no luck and a hoe that won't suck.
quote:When I'm depressed I cut myself .....................a piece of cake.
quote:Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control.
quote:You're 12. You smoke. You're not a virgin. Your boyfriend is 17. Are you proud of yourself?
Sorry, maar wat een keizer zegquote:My mom thinks "LOL" means "Lots Of Love". She texted me, "Your grandma had just died. LOL"
Alleen dit is al de moeite waard om Twitter voor te nemen
quote:Perfect boyfriend doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, doesn't cheat on his girlfriend... and doesn't exist.
quote:I secretly race against people that are walking near or next to me. 30 September 2010 11:23:32 via SocialOomph
Whehehwhe
There's a virus in my system
There's a virus in my brain
There's a virus in my system
And it's driving me insane
There's a virus in my brain
There's a virus in my system
And it's driving me insane
ofquote:"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
quote:"Rape" is a strong word... I prefer "Surprise Sex"....
quote:Playing with sofa/seat material that goes dark when you wipe it one way and light when you wipe it the other...
Hahahahahahahahahaha !!!
!!!quote:2 guys walk into a bar... I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.
Welke is datquote:Op donderdag 7 oktober 2010 00:02 schreef ReWout het volgende:
Duckstad is ook altijd lachen.
?!
Die laatste in de OP 
Bio is baas. Ik ben niet meer op straat. Ik rij alleen langs om te kijken hoe het gaat.
Ik las alles op met zijn stem 
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Time for a Game of Disappearing Bears.
Iedereen teken de petitie! Comedy Central wordt kut
http://www.petitiesonline.nl/petitie/comedy-central-wordt-kut/93
Time for a Game of Disappearing Bears.
Iedereen teken de petitie! Comedy Central wordt kut
http://www.petitiesonline.nl/petitie/comedy-central-wordt-kut/93
Het is dat ik geen twitter heb, anders zou ik hem echt volgen.
I think universal harmony is a pipedream and it may be more productive to focus on more modest goals, like a ban on yodeling.
quote:Op donderdag 7 oktober 2010 08:40 schreef ThaTim het volgende:
Het is dat ik geen twitter heb, anders zou ik hem echt volgen.
Breasts! helping men to avoid eye contact since 1865.
quote:Op donderdag 7 oktober 2010 08:40 schreef ThaTim het volgende:
Het is dat ik geen twitter heb, anders zou ik hem echt volgen.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Time for a Game of Disappearing Bears.
Iedereen teken de petitie! Comedy Central wordt kut
http://www.petitiesonline.nl/petitie/comedy-central-wordt-kut/93
Time for a Game of Disappearing Bears.
Iedereen teken de petitie! Comedy Central wordt kut
http://www.petitiesonline.nl/petitie/comedy-central-wordt-kut/93
+tvpquote:Op donderdag 7 oktober 2010 08:40 schreef ThaTim het volgende:
Het is dat ik geen twitter heb, anders zou ik hem echt volgen.
ken je de giggle loop toevalligquote:Op donderdag 7 oktober 2010 00:05 schreef So_Surreal_Baby het volgende:
Het is nog echt waar ook
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Op dinsdag 9 november 2010 17:06 schreef DevilsWhore het volgende:
hehehe, LMN is raarder dan ik :D
hehehe, LMN is raarder dan ik :D
Dus dan moet SSB maar alle tweets postenquote:Op donderdag 7 oktober 2010 08:40 schreef ThaTim het volgende:
Het is dat ik geen twitter heb, anders zou ik hem echt volgen.
Hij heeft vandaag niet echt grappige meer gepost.
En hij woont in Amerika heh, dus tweet hij alleen wanneer het hier nacht is, ivm het tijdsverschil...
En hij woont in Amerika heh, dus tweet hij alleen wanneer het hier nacht is, ivm het tijdsverschil...
Je weet wel dat het een tekenfilmkarakter is?quote:
Breasts! helping men to avoid eye contact since 1865.
quote:
Het is dat ik geen twitter heb, anders zou ik hem echt volgen.
anders steek je gewoon even je tong erin
quote:Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
anders steek je gewoon even je tong erin
http://twitter.com/#!/Stewie_Griffinn
quote:Breast Cancer Awareness Month? well..I've been told October is Breast awareness month. I'll be keeping a lookout.
quote:You can't spell The word ''Pedophile'' without Pope.
quote:I heard Lady Gaga was using the meat dress to hide his cock?
黑人
Even een update
quote:If I could pick winning football teams half as well as I pick the stupidest, slowest cashier in Walmart, I could afford to shop elsewhere.
quote:I was winning Mario Kart then found out I wasn't looking at the right screen...
quote:Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "too ugly to prostitute".
quote:I'm not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example.
quote:OMG! You Smoke? You're SO COOL. LOL Jk, have fun with cancer.
quote:Did you know that "Dammit I'm Mad" spelled backwards is "Dammit I'm Mad?" ...Your mind = Blown.
quote:For those who can't afford a breast lift, try piercing your nipples and wearing a magnet around your neck.
quote:I really need to brush up on math. This morning I had to pull my pants down to count to eleven.
hehe
quote:Every time I hear a recording of my own voice, I'm convinced that I would not be friends with me if I were someone else.
quote:DO NOT CALL ME IF YOU'RE GOING TO TALK TO EVERYBODY ELSE IN THE BACKGROUND!!!!!
quote:One of the biggest benchmarks of true adulthood is when you come to the realization that all teenagers are douche bags.
quote:Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
Idd, vooral deze die SSB net quote:quote:
quote:DO NOT CALL ME IF YOU'RE GOING TO TALK TO EVERYBODY ELSE IN THE BACKGROUND!!!!!
Je moeder is een hamster
ja echt heh, zo zwaar irritant is dat !quote:Op zaterdag 9 oktober 2010 16:52 schreef Crutch het volgende:
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Idd, vooral deze die SSB net quote:
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Ik hang gewoon op wanneer mensen dat doen, bel maar weer terug als je aandacht voor mij hebt
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