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@PeterGriffinn op Twitter 
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Alleen dit is al de moeite waard om Twitter voor te nemen
! ( http://twitter.com/PeterGriffinn ) quote:Unwritten Rule of the Day: Don't make eye contact while eating a banana...
quote:I TOOK A DRUG TEST THE OTHER DAY AND THE TEST RESULTS CAME BACK NEGATIVE. WHICH MEANS MY DEALER HAS SOME F*CKING EXPLAINING TO DO...
quote:There are weight limits on car seats, airlines, skydiving, military & bikes. How is it there are no weight limit on high heels?
quote:No woman will ever be satisfied, because no man has a chocolate downstairs that ejaculates money.
quote:The most exciting moments in a woman's life are when she spots other women who are fatter than she is.
quote:Me without you is like a pot head not high, a plane that don't fly, a best with no buy, a hooker with no luck and a hoe that won't suck.
quote:When I'm depressed I cut myself .....................a piece of cake.
quote:Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control.
quote:You're 12. You smoke. You're not a virgin. Your boyfriend is 17. Are you proud of yourself?
Sorry, maar wat een keizer zegquote:My mom thinks "LOL" means "Lots Of Love". She texted me, "Your grandma had just died. LOL"
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quote:Perfect boyfriend doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, doesn't cheat on his girlfriend... and doesn't exist.
quote:I secretly race against people that are walking near or next to me. 30 September 2010 11:23:32 via SocialOomph
Whehehwhe
There's a virus in my system
There's a virus in my brain
There's a virus in my system
And it's driving me insane
There's a virus in my brain
There's a virus in my system
And it's driving me insane
ofquote:"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
quote:"Rape" is a strong word... I prefer "Surprise Sex"....
quote:Playing with sofa/seat material that goes dark when you wipe it one way and light when you wipe it the other...
Hahahahahahahahahaha !!!
!!!quote:2 guys walk into a bar... I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.
Welke is datquote:Op donderdag 7 oktober 2010 00:02 schreef ReWout het volgende:
Duckstad is ook altijd lachen.
?!
Die laatste in de OP 
Bio is baas. Ik ben niet meer op straat. Ik rij alleen langs om te kijken hoe het gaat.
Ik las alles op met zijn stem 
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Time for a Game of Disappearing Bears.
Iedereen teken de petitie! Comedy Central wordt kut
http://www.petitiesonline.nl/petitie/comedy-central-wordt-kut/93
Time for a Game of Disappearing Bears.
Iedereen teken de petitie! Comedy Central wordt kut
http://www.petitiesonline.nl/petitie/comedy-central-wordt-kut/93
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