Op een doordeweekse vrijdagavond naar AJAX

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Op zondag 13 december 2009 16:23 schreef Zero17 het volgende:
Arsenal > Ajax > Feyenoord. Slotje.

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Op zondag 13 december 2009 11:45 schreef o.us het volgende:
My complaint about Ajax.

While my better instincts counsel me to follow a policy of laissez-faire, there are a couple of Ajax's statements I feel I cannot let pass. Unless you share my view that Ajax attempts to sound intelligent by cramming as many big words into a sentence as possible, whether they are used correctly or not, there's no need for you to hear me further. Let me move now from the abstract to the concrete. That is, let me give you a (mercifully) few examples of Ajax's outrageous ineptitude. For starters, the time has come to choose between freedom or slavery, revolt or submission, and liberty or Ajax's particularly contemptuous form of racism. It's clear what Ajax wants us to choose, but its long-term goals are continually evolving into more and more rabid incarnations. Here, I'm not just talking about evolution in a simply Darwinist sense; I'm also talking about how while Ajax insists that it acts in the name of equality and social justice, reality dictates otherwise. Actually, if you want a real dose of reality, look at how Ajax is utterly versipellous. When it's among plebeians, Ajax warms the cockles of their hearts by remonstrating against anarchism. But when Ajax is safely surrounded by its factotums, it instructs them to destroy our culture, our institutions, and our way of life. That type of cunning two-sidedness tells us that Ajax's grand plan is to waste hours and hours of our time in fruitless conferences and meetings. I'm sure Mao Tse Tung would approve. In any case, Ajax says that the cure for evil is more evil. Wow! Isn't that like hiding the stolen goods in the closet and, when the cops come in, standing in front of the closet door and exclaiming, "They're not in here!"?

You've never heard that Ajax's intention is to cultivate an unhealthy sense of victimhood? That's because its companions have been staging a massive cover-up for quite some time now. But if you keep your eyes open you'll notice that it might have been in a lethargic state of autointoxication when it said that the existence and perpetuation of oligarchism is its own moral justification. More likely, perhaps, is that Ajax has no discernible talents. The only things it has indeed mastered are biological functions. Well, I suppose Ajax is also good at convincing people that power, politics, and privilege should prevail over the rule of law, but my point is that if we let Ajax mute the voice of anyone who dares to speak out against it, all we'll have to look forward to in the future is a public realm devoid of culture and a narrow and routinized professional life untouched by the highest creations of civilization.

If Ajax doesn't realize that it's generally considered bad style to agitate for indoctrination programs in local schools, then it should read one of the many self-help books on the subject. I recommend it buy one with big print and lots of pictures. Maybe then Ajax will grasp the concept that its morals are designed to drag everything that is truly great into the gutter. And they're working; they're having the desired effect.

On a television program last night I heard one of this country's top scientists conclude that, "Ajax is obviously hiding something." That's exactly what I have so frequently argued, and I am pleased to have my view confirmed by so eminent an individual. I am, of course, referring to a recent occurrence that is so well-known it requires no comment except to add that Ajax's ignominious, detestable revenge fantasies leave the current power structure untouched while simultaneously killing countless children through starvation and disease. Are these children its enemies? The answer has two parts to it. The first part regards the manner in which Ajax has come very close to making me have to fight with one hand tied behind my back. The second part of the answer is focused on the the way that I see how important its conniving, cocky pleas are to its minions and I laugh. I laugh because it says that anyone who disagrees with it is ultimately unbridled. That is the most despicable lie I have ever heard in my entire life. I am reminded of the quote, "Just because you can do something does not mean it's okay to do it." This comment is not as dotty as it seems because Ajax's platitudes were never about tolerance and equality. That was just window dressing for the "innocents". Rather, Ajax has had some success in causing riots in the streets. I find that horrifying and frightening but we all should have seen it coming. We all knew that Ajax believes that things have never been better. The real damage that this belief causes actually has nothing to do with the belief itself but with psychology, human nature, and the skillful psychological manipulation of that nature by Ajax and its loud shills.

There are none so blind as those who will not see. I know you're wondering why I just wrote that. I'll explain shortly, but first, I should state that as our society continues to unravel, more and more people will be grasping for straws, grasping for something to hold onto, grasping for something that promises to give them the sense of security and certainty that they so desperately need. These are the types of people Ajax preys upon. I have to laugh when Ajax says that all it takes to solve our social woes are shotgun marriages, heavy-handed divorce laws, and a return to some mythical 1950s Shangri-la. Where in the world did it get that idea? Not only does that idea contain absolutely no substance whatsoever, but in its teachings, fetishism is witting and unremitting, ill-natured and crapulous. It revels in it, rolls in it, and uses it to create anomie.

Ajax may unwittingly bowdlerize all unfavorable descriptions of its deeds. I say "unwittingly" because it is apparently unaware that it operates under the influence of a particular ideology—a set of beliefs based on the root metaphor of the transmission of forces. Until you understand this root metaphor you won't be able to grasp why only the impartial and unimpassioned mind will even consider that Ajax's claim that poststructuralism can quell the hatred and disorder in our society requires a willing suspension of disbelief, an ability to set logic aside and accept any preposterous notion that Ajax throws at us. Even though supposedly distancing itself from the most disingenuous nutcases you'll ever see, Ajax has really not changed its spots at all. Ajax is too squalid to read the writing on the wall. This writing warns that it gets a lot of perks from the system. True to form, Ajax ceaselessly moves the goalposts to prevent others from benefiting from the same perks. This suggests that it plans to suppress those who would seek to learn the truth about its abusive, socially inept philippics. What can you do about that? Start by reading about how Ajax is swinging pretty hard on some slender evidence. Become informed about the deceit, lies, and propaganda surrounding its promotion of charlatanism. Tell everyone you know that some people say that that isn't sufficient evidence to prove that Ajax is secretly scheming to operate in the gray area between legitimate activity and oligophrenic nihilism. And I must agree; one needs much more evidence than that. But the evidence is there, for anyone who isn't afraid to look at it. Just look at the way that according to it, women are crazed Pavlovian sex-dogs who will salivate at any object even remotely phallic in shape. It might as well be reading tea leaves or tossing chicken bones on the floor for divination about what's true and what isn't. Maybe then Ajax would realize that I want to present a noble vision of who we were, who we are, and who we can potentially be. I want to do this not because I need to tack another line onto my résumé but because it is an inspiration to pushy, haughty four-flushers everywhere. They panegyrize Ajax's crusade to desecrate personal religious objects, and, more importantly, they don't realize that if one could get a Ph.D. in Pessimism, Ajax would be the first in line to have one.

If Ajax can give us all a succinct and infallible argument proving that children don't need as much psychological attentiveness, protection, and obedience training as the treasured household pet, I will personally deliver its Nobel Prize for Viperine Rhetoric. In the meantime, there is no place in this country where we are safe from Ajax's grunts, no place where we are not targeted for hatred and attack. Dirty smart alecks can go right ahead and convict me for saying that Ajax's suggestions are a cesspool of opportunism, but History, acting as the goddess of a higher truth and a higher justice, will one day smilingly tear up this verdict, acquitting me of all guilt and blame. It is much to be lamented that so few people are willing to protect the interests of the general public against the greed and unreason of benighted drug addicts, yet as soon as Ajax's co-conspirators stultify art and retard the enjoyment and adoration of the beautiful, they will have destroyed the basis for their own existence. This sort of vertiginous paradox is well known to most effete sandbaggers. If we provide a positive, confident, and assertive vision of humanity's future and our role in it then the sea of cronyism, on which Ajax so heavily relies, will begin to dry up.

Ajax may not have a monopoly on the perpetuation of absenteeism, but its confreres are unified under a common goal. That goal is to guarantee the destruction of anything that looks like a vital community. I want to live my life as I see fit. I can't do that while Ajax still has the ability to shout direct personal insults and invitations to exchange fisticuffs. I may be beating a dead horse here, but I do want to point out that Ajax should just face the facts. Nevertheless, I can state with absolute certainty that if we're to effectively carry out our responsibilities and make a future for ourselves, we will first have to step up to the plate and clear the cobwebs out of people's heads and help them understand that Ajax's shock troops care more about speaking, acting, and even thinking like Ajax than they care about what makes sense.

Whenever Ajax tries to attack everyone else's beliefs, so do obstinate, malicious televangelists. Similarly, whenever it attempts to curry favor with lamebrained purveyors of malice and hatred using a barrage of flattery, especially recognition of their "value", their "importance", their "educational mission", and other sex-crazed nonsense, wrongheaded knuckle-draggers typically attempt the same. I do not seek to draw any causal scheme from these correlations. I mention them only because one of the goals of teetotalism is to render meaningless the words "best" and "worst". Ajax admires that philosophy because, by annihilating human perceptions of quality, Ajax's own mediocrity can flourish.

So we're supposed to give Ajax permission to show a clear lack of respect not just for those brave souls who fought and died for what they believed in but also for you, the readers of this letter, and hope it's rational enough not to do so? How naïve! I once had a nightmare in which Ajax was free to authorize, promote, celebrate, and legitimize silly Pyrrhonism. When I awoke, I realized that this nightmare was frighteningly close to reality. For instance, it is the case both in my nightmare and in reality that some pestilential champions of deceit, lies, theft, plunder, and rapine actually think that Ajax's shenanigans enhance performance standards, productivity, and competitiveness. This is the kind of muddled thinking that Ajax is encouraging with its monographs. Even worse, all those who raise their voice against this brainwashing campaign are denounced as perfidious savages. Ajax represents the most recent incarnation of the unique 20th-century phenomenon known as "brassbound antipluralism". And that's the honest truth.

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Op zondag 13 december 2009 22:34 schreef Swampi het volgende:
BAZENTOPIC voor een bazenavond

ps. Mitchell Donald is een keizer

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Op zondag 13 december 2009 18:23 schreef Buffalo-Soldier het volgende:

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Ik weet et
Was jij ook aan et bounce daaro?
Waren er nog potentials ?

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Op dinsdag 15 december 2009 17:32 schreef Swampi het volgende:
Ja want er zijn maar > 2 miljoen Ajacieden in Nederland.
Die wonen inderdaad allemaal in damskoo genie

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Op dinsdag 15 december 2009 21:51 schreef Genius-F het volgende:

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Allemaal echte supporters ja .
Fans of gewoon mensen die een voorkeur hebben van het spel dat Ajax hoort te spelen, niet meer, niet minder.