FOK!-Marktplaatsen Klootzakken - #9

Ik dacht eerst wat zielig maar schijnbaar verdiend ze het?

Omg wtf wat een topic

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Op woensdag 3 februari 2010 17:38 schreef Buffalo-Soldier het volgende:
Omg wtf wat een topic

Vooral in den beginnen, met de geelkuif-kaketoe, en uiteraard het bekende Werchter glaasje!
De Suske en Wiske collectie niet te vergeten!


Wat was dat lachen man!

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Op woensdag 3 februari 2010 17:43 schreef Kabouter_Batsgraag het volgende:

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Vooral in den beginnen, met de geelkuif-kaketoe, en uiteraard het bekende Werchter glaasje!
De Suske en Wiske collectie niet te vergeten!


Wat was dat lachen man!

link ? Dat heb ik gemist Moet mis echt eens meer in onz komen

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Op woensdag 3 februari 2010 18:41 schreef Buffalo-Soldier het volgende:

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link ? Dat heb ik gemist Moet mis echt eens meer in onz komen

Check dan gewoon even de links naar de vorige topics die in de OP staan.

Ik vond dit zon leuk topic, jammer dat er zo lang niet gepost is
Ik heb dan maar weer een reactie gegeven
Advertentie:
HET PAARD zijn gratie, kracht en souplesse Marietta Whittles

Mijn reactie:

Hallo Mevrouw,
Ik gelees uw advertentie in de marktplaats van de paard die gratie zijn. Ik vind mooie naam voor paard Marrieta Witthels. Ik graag weten welk paard het om gaat want ik kan niet het terugvinden in tekst. Zult u duidelijk zeggen alstublieft welk paard? ik kom graag ophalen voor mijn zoontje van 6 word volgend week jarig. Ik woon ook in Eijsden dus zo komt goed uit.

Daag,
groetjes Danio

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Op dinsdag 3 november 2009 22:17 schreef Twizu het volgende:
Die bloemenkoerier is echt heel erg.

Maar wel vermakelijk!

Leeft dit topic nog?

terminale status geloof ik. Jammer, marktplaats is een bodemloze put voor dit soort vertier, je kan eeuwig doorgaan, en ik vind dat men dat ook moet doen. Ik neem de moeite iig niet, maar ik juich het zeker toe dat er weer is ergens een authentiek verzamelobject gevonden wordt tussen al die zooi.

Weinig dingen op het forum die me echt bij blijven, maar deze serie was echt te mooi.

Ah, was Marktplaats klootzakken helemaal vergeten, Geelkuif kaketoe is nog steeds een van mijn favorieten.

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Op dinsdag 3 november 2009 14:39 schreef Sounddragon het volgende:
Dat ging 68Chevelle fiksen, maar die heeft FOK! inmiddels verlaten, maar misschien dat de andere MP klootzakjes (Dynd, Stali) van het eerste uur weten waar het spul zich precies bevindt

Beetje laat, maar ja, we hadden ideeën, helaas is dat een beetje doodgebloed.

idd heb me altijd heerlijk vermaakt hierzo

Heb hier ook nog aan meegedaan. Leuk!

Ik zou zeggen mensen ga hier lekker posten , ikzelf lees liever aangezien ik er helemaal niet goed in ben(val altijd door de mand enzo )

Kan iemand mij helpen?:p
Ik wil graag een tv verkopen op markplaats, maar daar staat een tarief op zonder dat ik speciaal wil adverteren ofzo.
Dus ik moet 9 euro betalen omdat dit in het rubriek ''Tv audio '' staat.
Is dit normaal?

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Op zaterdag 29 mei 2010 14:46 schreef highRr het volgende:
Kan iemand mij helpen?:p
Ik wil graag een tv verkopen op markplaats, maar daar staat een tarief op zonder dat ik speciaal wil adverteren ofzo.
Dus ik moet 9 euro betalen omdat dit in het rubriel ''Tv audio '' staat.
Is dit normaal?

DEAR SIR,

URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL

I AM MARIAM ABACHA, WIDOW OF THE LATE NIGERIAN HEAD OF STATE, GEN. SANI ABACHA. AFTER HE DEATH OF MY HUSBAND WHO DIED MYSTERIOUSLY AS A RESULT OF CARDIAC ARREST, I WAS INFORMED BY OUR LAWYER, BELLO GAMBARI THAT, MY HUSBAND WHO AT THAT TIME WAS THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA, CALLED HIM AND CONDUCTED HIM ROUND HIS APARTMENT AND SHOWED HIM FOUR METAL BOXES CONTAINING MONEY ALL IN FOREIGN EXCHANGE AND HE EQUALLY MADE HIM BELIEVE THAT THOSE BOXES ARE FOR ONWARD TRANSFER TO HIS OVERSEAS COUNTERPART FOR PERSONAL INVESTMENT.

ALONG THE LINE, MY HUSBAND DIED AND SINCE THEN THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN AFTER US, MOLESTING, POLICING AND FREEZING OUR BANK ACCOUNTS AND EVEN MY ELDEST SON RIGHT NOW IS IN DETENTION. MY FAMILY ACCOUNT IN SWITZERLAND WORTH US$22,000,000.00 AND 120,000,000.00 DUTCH MARK HAS BEEN CONFISCATED BY THE GOVERNMENT. THE GOVERNMENT IS INTERROGATING HIM (MY SON MOHAMMED) ABOUT OUR ASSET AND SOME VITAL DOCUMENTS. IT WAS IN THE COURSE OF THESE, AFTER THE BURIAL RITE AND CUSTOMS, THAT OUR LAWYER SAW YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS FROM THE PUBLICATION OF THE NIGERIAN BUSINESS PROMOTION AGENCY ON FOK.NL. THIS IS WHY I AM USING THIS OPPORTUNITY TO SOLICIT FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION AND ASSISTANCE TO HELP ME AS A VERY SINCERE RESPONSIBLE PERSON. I HAVE ALL THE TRUST IN YOU AND I KNOW THAT YOU WILL NOT SIT ON THIS MONEY.

I HAVE SUCCEEDED IN CARRYING THE FOUR METAL BOXES OUT OF THE COUNTRY, WITH THE AID OF SOME TOP GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL, WHO STILL SHOW SYMPATHY TO MY FAMILY, TO A NEIGHBOURING COUNTRY (ACCRA-GHANA) TO BE PRECISE. I PRAY YOU WOULD HELP US IN GETTING THIS MONEY TRANSFERRED OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY. EACH OF THESE METAL BOXES CONTAINS US$5,000,000.00 (FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY) AND TOGETHER THESE FOUR BOXES CONTAIN US20,000,000.00(TWENTY MILLION UNITED STATESDOLLARS ONLY). THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT WE HAVE MOVED TO GHANA.

THEREFORE, I NEED AN URGENT HELP FROM YOU AS A MAN OF GOD TO HELP GET THIS MONEY IN ACCRA GHANA TO YOUR COUNTRY. THIS MONEY, AFTER GETTING TO YOUR COUNTRY, WOULD BE SHARED ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGE AGREED BY BOTH OF US.PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS MATTER IS STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL AS THE GOVERNMENT WHICH MY LATE HUSBAND WAS PART OF IS STILL UNDER SURVAILLANCE TO PROBE US.

YOU CAN CONTACT ME THROUGH MY FAMILY LAWYER AS INDICATED ABOVE AND ALSO TO LIAISE WITH HIM TOWARDS THE EFFECTIVE COMPLETION OF THIS TRANSACTION ON TEL/FAX N0:xxx-x-xxxxxxx AS HE HAS THE MANDATE OF THE FAMILY TO HANDLE THIS TRANSACTION.

THANKS AND BEST REGARD

MRS. MARIAM ABACHA

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Op zaterdag 29 mei 2010 15:00 schreef Dynd het volgende:

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DEAR SIR,

URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL

I AM MARIAM ABACHA, WIDOW OF THE LATE NIGERIAN HEAD OF STATE, GEN. SANI ABACHA. AFTER HE DEATH OF MY HUSBAND WHO DIED MYSTERIOUSLY AS A RESULT OF CARDIAC ARREST, I WAS INFORMED BY OUR LAWYER, BELLO GAMBARI THAT, MY HUSBAND WHO AT THAT TIME WAS THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA, CALLED HIM AND CONDUCTED HIM ROUND HIS APARTMENT AND SHOWED HIM FOUR METAL BOXES CONTAINING MONEY ALL IN FOREIGN EXCHANGE AND HE EQUALLY MADE HIM BELIEVE THAT THOSE BOXES ARE FOR ONWARD TRANSFER TO HIS OVERSEAS COUNTERPART FOR PERSONAL INVESTMENT.

ALONG THE LINE, MY HUSBAND DIED AND SINCE THEN THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN AFTER US, MOLESTING, POLICING AND FREEZING OUR BANK ACCOUNTS AND EVEN MY ELDEST SON RIGHT NOW IS IN DETENTION. MY FAMILY ACCOUNT IN SWITZERLAND WORTH US$22,000,000.00 AND 120,000,000.00 DUTCH MARK HAS BEEN CONFISCATED BY THE GOVERNMENT. THE GOVERNMENT IS INTERROGATING HIM (MY SON MOHAMMED) ABOUT OUR ASSET AND SOME VITAL DOCUMENTS. IT WAS IN THE COURSE OF THESE, AFTER THE BURIAL RITE AND CUSTOMS, THAT OUR LAWYER SAW YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS FROM THE PUBLICATION OF THE NIGERIAN BUSINESS PROMOTION AGENCY ON FOK.NL. THIS IS WHY I AM USING THIS OPPORTUNITY TO SOLICIT FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION AND ASSISTANCE TO HELP ME AS A VERY SINCERE RESPONSIBLE PERSON. I HAVE ALL THE TRUST IN YOU AND I KNOW THAT YOU WILL NOT SIT ON THIS MONEY.

I HAVE SUCCEEDED IN CARRYING THE FOUR METAL BOXES OUT OF THE COUNTRY, WITH THE AID OF SOME TOP GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL, WHO STILL SHOW SYMPATHY TO MY FAMILY, TO A NEIGHBOURING COUNTRY (ACCRA-GHANA) TO BE PRECISE. I PRAY YOU WOULD HELP US IN GETTING THIS MONEY TRANSFERRED OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY. EACH OF THESE METAL BOXES CONTAINS US$5,000,000.00 (FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY) AND TOGETHER THESE FOUR BOXES CONTAIN US20,000,000.00(TWENTY MILLION UNITED STATESDOLLARS ONLY). THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT WE HAVE MOVED TO GHANA.

THEREFORE, I NEED AN URGENT HELP FROM YOU AS A MAN OF GOD TO HELP GET THIS MONEY IN ACCRA GHANA TO YOUR COUNTRY. THIS MONEY, AFTER GETTING TO YOUR COUNTRY, WOULD BE SHARED ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGE AGREED BY BOTH OF US.PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS MATTER IS STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL AS THE GOVERNMENT WHICH MY LATE HUSBAND WAS PART OF IS STILL UNDER SURVAILLANCE TO PROBE US.

YOU CAN CONTACT ME THROUGH MY FAMILY LAWYER AS INDICATED ABOVE AND ALSO TO LIAISE WITH HIM TOWARDS THE EFFECTIVE COMPLETION OF THIS TRANSACTION ON TEL/FAX N0:xxx-x-xxxxxxx AS HE HAS THE MANDATE OF THE FAMILY TO HANDLE THIS TRANSACTION.

THANKS AND BEST REGARD

MRS. MARIAM ABACHA

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Op zaterdag 29 mei 2010 14:46 schreef highRr het volgende:
Kan iemand mij helpen?:p
Ik wil graag een tv verkopen op markplaats, maar daar staat een tarief op zonder dat ik speciaal wil adverteren ofzo.
Dus ik moet 9 euro betalen omdat dit in het rubriek ''Tv audio '' staat.
Is dit normaal?

Dear seller,
I am Mr Prince pokal from utretch in neitherland i am the chief consultant of sun systems limited in America. I want to buy this item at the give away price of 400euros and i will like to let you know it will serve as a gift for my son who is currently out of the country to Nigeria on business transfer and will take him up to 2years, I should have pick the item up myself but I am currently on an official assignment to the united kingdom and this is going to take me like two weeks to be completed so i will want the item posted via AANGETAKEND in the TPG(post office). I presume the shipment fee should not be more than 40euros pls get back to me with your full name and your bank details so that i can consult my HSBC bank for the immediate payment first before you ship the item.
Below is my son's shipping address:
Name: Stephen Ayodele
Address:No 10 kule street Modakeke Ile-Ife
State:Osun state
Country:Nigeria
Zipcode:234036
God bless you.

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Op zaterdag 29 mei 2010 15:01 schreef highRr het volgende:

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Dear sir,

I got your mail and am very happy for your reply and acceptance to help me out. I say may Good almighty help and grant you every of your heart desire.

THIS IS MY PRIVATE BOX ....... SO YOU CAN REPLY ME THROUGH THIS BOX.

Sir this money was deposited in a security company . Because of our present condictions here now ,I have decided to moving it to the security company affiliate office abroad to use it for investments in your country and to buy a bungalow as I have decided to base in your country.

I will even like to have joint business with your company Sir, what am now soliciting to you now is to help me stand as the benficiary of the money when the money is being moved to abroad.

Beacuse I have concluded every necessary arrangements of moving the money abroad with the security company Secondery, is to help look for lucrative investments that we will invest the money on when I come over there. And once you indicate your readyness and full interest to help me I will send you all the documents used in depositing the money with them.

Note also that this money is not a dubios or stolen money and is 100%risk free.

For better communication and easy understanding I will like you to send me your phone and fax numbers Am urgently waiting for your reply and may God bless and guide you Amen.

Note that I and my family are now on asylum in Nigeria because of the political situation in my country

Thanks.

Yours Faithfully,

MARIAM ABACHA

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Op zaterdag 29 mei 2010 15:03 schreef Dynd het volgende:

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Dear sir,

I got your mail and am very happy for your reply and acceptance to help me out. I say may Good almighty help and grant you every of your heart desire.

THIS IS MY PRIVATE BOX ....... SO YOU CAN REPLY ME THROUGH THIS BOX.

Sir this money was deposited in a security company . Because of our present condictions here now ,I have decided to moving it to the security company affiliate office abroad to use it for investments in your country and to buy a bungalow as I have decided to base in your country.

I will even like to have joint business with your company Sir, what am now soliciting to you now is to help me stand as the benficiary of the money when the money is being moved to abroad.

Beacuse I have concluded every necessary arrangements of moving the money abroad with the security company Secondery, is to help look for lucrative investments that we will invest the money on when I come over there. And once you indicate your readyness and full interest to help me I will send you all the documents used in depositing the money with them.

Note also that this money is not a dubios or stolen money and is 100%risk free.

For better communication and easy understanding I will like you to send me your phone and fax numbers Am urgently waiting for your reply and may God bless and guide you Amen.

Note that I and my family are now on asylum in Nigeria because of the political situation in my country

Thanks.

Yours Faithfully,

MARIAM ABACHA

Voor wie probeer je grappig te doen?

Aan je post te zien vroeg ik me af of jij een persoon was die in dit soort dingen zou trappen. Puur een experiment.

Maargoed over die tv zit je in het verkeerde topic, en ik denk dat je het gewoon in een andere rubriek moet zetten.

kick:

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Geachte yvo,

Ik ben enorm verrast door uw advertentie. Wij hadden namelijk precies eenzelfde versnipperaar thuis staan. Pa en Ma maakten daar vaak de lekkerste koffie mee. Maargoed, ik dwaal af. Ze gebruikten dit innovatieve apparaat niet alleen om bonen te versnipperen, maar ook om hun kinderen mee te straffen. Ik zou dit ook een mooie straf voor bij ons thuis vinden, als ze na een paar waarschuwingen nog niet luisteren. Heeft u enig idee of dit deze bonenversnipperaar ook nuttig is op die manier? Er zijn namelijke verschillende soorten,

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