Pick Up Meiden #6

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Op woensdag 21 oktober 2009 19:05 schreef Copycat het volgende:
Mag ik ze ook gewoon negeren, as usual?

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Op woensdag 21 oktober 2009 19:39 schreef Copycat het volgende:
Een relatie is voor mij simpelweg niet zaligmakend. Verre van. Ik vul mijn leven anders in

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Op woensdag 21 oktober 2009 19:39 schreef Copycat het volgende:
En wie weet kom ik morgen opeens iemand tegen waar ik helemaal hoteldebotel van word en vice versa. Dat zie ik dan wel weer. Altijd alle opties openhouden is mijn motto .

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Op woensdag 21 oktober 2009 20:06 schreef Xeanor het volgende:

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Klinkt 100% als de typische single die al veel te lang single is en dat niet wil zijn, en dan anderen probeert wijs te maken dat een relatie niets voor je is.

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Op woensdag 21 oktober 2009 19:39 schreef Copycat het volgende:
Volhouden? Dat klinkt wel erg zielig .
Een relatie is voor mij simpelweg niet zaligmakend. Verre van. Ik vul mijn leven anders in, dat is geen kwestie van 'volhouden'.
En wie weet kom ik morgen opeens iemand tegen waar ik helemaal hoteldebotel van word en vice versa. Dat zie ik dan wel weer. Altijd alle opties openhouden is mijn motto .

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Op woensdag 21 oktober 2009 17:09 schreef Garisson72 het volgende:

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M'n nieuwe PUA-naam! "Hi, I'm Big G."

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Op woensdag 21 oktober 2009 19:04 schreef solaire het volgende:
Dat zijn ook klootzakken die je snoeihard moet vernederen!

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Op woensdag 21 oktober 2009 21:06 schreef Seven.of.Nine het volgende:

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Mee naar huis nemen en dan op de bank laten slapen. Zo pown ik ze altijd.

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Op woensdag 21 oktober 2009 20:45 schreef M_Schtoppel het volgende:
Na 5 jaar deze shit bestudeerd te hebben kan ik zeggen dat de lesstof van Carlos Xuma het best is.

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Op woensdag 21 oktober 2009 22:18 schreef Hondenbrokken het volgende:
Stel je ziet 2 meisjes met elkaar geinen in een zwembad. Ze zijn beide een jaar of 20 en wekken de indruk met een wet-tshirtcontest bezig te zijn.
Stel je reageert met "Hey, gratis wet T-shirt contest".

Is dat dan een goede of slechte opener en wat is anders een goede opener?

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Op woensdag 21 oktober 2009 21:29 schreef Goldfoxx het volgende:

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Stond op zn website

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Op woensdag 21 oktober 2009 01:44 schreef Buffalo-Soldier het volgende:
Ook in dit deeltje ben ik weer van de partij
Kan iemand me nog uitleg geven op mn vraag? Wat is de nederlandse variant van "You can dress her up but you can't take her anywhere" ?
Gewoon uit nieuwschierigheid omdat ik die wel vaak ben tegengekomen, niet om dat ik van plan ben om em te gebruiken

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Op donderdag 22 oktober 2009 01:15 schreef TheGame het volgende:

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Wat is hier grappig aan dan? Een groot (zoniet het grootste) gedeelte van de mannen vindt hier absoluut herkenning in.

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Op donderdag 22 oktober 2009 01:40 schreef WaterOx het volgende:

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Een mooie vrouw heb je niet voor jezelf.

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indie grl wrote:
Seriously you are amazing and your post was amazing. The way you speak to my soul, like butterfly kisses on a cold day, was truly mind blowing. Why can't there be more men like you, that not only say that they love someone. But truly know how to express it too. Thank you for that post and making me smile to myself because I could see all of your descriptions taking place in my life with someone so amazing. I long for a reality like that. Honestly I love it......thank you

CR wrote:
when i read your post i was in awwww-shock....i felt like you climbed right inside my head when i dream at night.....omg

QTpie wrote:
wow..just wow lol

Elizabeth wrote:
ohhhh.....I loved it. I am soooo your perfect girl. I wish I could be if I weren't married You sound like the perfect guy. Wish I could be the single girl!!

Anni wrote:
I just thought that you should know that one person is cursing you right now. Yes, YOU! Why? Well ... because your post earwormed me. I'll be on the verge of sleep, about to drift away to a land full of whipped cream and beer, when The Tubes will burst out singing "She's A Beauty".

Granted, they are rockin' out right now in the back of my mind, but I know it will be worse later as the song has a chance to marinate.

Anyway, just wanted to let you know that there's a random redhead out there ... right now ... shaking her fist at the sky ... and humming an 80's tune because of you.

Kym wrote:
wow!!!! That was amazing.. Im a 36 year old red head, long legs with green eyes and you tell it like i dream it. HEY how did you read my mind when we haven't even met yet....call me please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (number removed) Truely Madly Deeply toooooooo,Kym

Amiee wrote:
i read your post, and i seriously went "awww" so whatever girl gets you is lucky... i envy her

oak girl wrote:
Your words brought tears to my eyes. I want all that too

MissEvil wrote:
That was really amazing. I sincerely hope you find her. She will be both lucky and cherished.

RL wrote:
your post was fucking amazing, ha.

Kelly wrote:
....that is the coolest f***ing post I've ever read... I don't even know you and I just want to read more of anything you have to say. You rock!

Nicky wrote:
i really enjoyed your writing...it kinda blew me away. your thing was honestly amazing,so real yet unreal,breathtaking.

Sue wrote:
Hi There...wow...I'm not "in the Market" for a boyfriend....but I have to know if you had lots of responses to your posting. you are either the biggest bullshitter or the MOST romantic guy in the whole world. Honestly....it doesn't really matter because if you can fake it that's all women really want. Your post made me cry. You seem to get what women want.....good luck....

Candis wrote:
That was the most wonderful story Ive read about relationships in a long time. It was really touching, I think I would like to know the person behind the story. Im 22 female, not rockstar pretty but def cute.

Amanda wrote:
hey how old are you? i'm impressed by your post! so cute. email me back!

estella wrote:
That was quite beautiful! So real..i felt like I was there.. = )

ana wrote:
I read your thingy and it intrigued me all the way through. I cant believe how intense it was like a short novel. I loved it anywho if you want to talk let me know im 19-f-Los Angeles

Natalie wrote:
can i hold your hand too?

Kat wrote:
That totally made my heart skip a beat. What girl wouldn’t want that?!?! Good job. You must write the best love notes

Lauren wrote:
Ok, that was the funniest, most random and sweetest posting I have ever read...

Indigo girl wrote:
You sound like lots of fun and amazing. You posting sounded delightful and refreshing.

Missy wrote:
Saw your thing you wrote and I find it intriguing. I love how you went into detail on the simple things people forget to appreciate. I attached some pics. I'd love to see yours and maybe chat

Joanna wrote:
your message was so sweet!!!!!! I swooned when I read it! I hope you find what you are looking for : - )

Justine wrote:
u almost made me cry reading ur post... honestly sweetest thing ever!!!

Shaun wrote:
beautifully written ... you took my breath away : )

Mia wrote:
This is by far one of the best on here.

Valerie wrote:
I just wanted to tell you I loved your post. You have this unique rambling style..

Candis wrote:
You expressed yourself beautifully. I have no idea how old you are, what you look like but what I know is that you should have more than a million girls swooning at your feet. And that that special girl for you will be so lucky to spend her waking and her sleeping moments with you or knowing that you're thinking of her. Whoever you are you're adorable!

Who you are is never adequately captured by words but you did a fantastic job of at least scratching the surface.

StubbyChik wrote:
wow crazy..yet very alluring

Miss Addy wrote:
I just read your thing. Wow! I'm amazed and touched at how beautiful, funny, silly and romantic it was, all in one. I don't normally read the long ones but yours caught my eye with the title. Just reading it makes me want to go out and find that kind of love too (cuz that's exactly the kind of love I want in my life).

Thank you for sharing your beautiful thoughts. My day feels a little brighter after reading it. ; )

Wendy wrote:
Wow that's what I want!!! That was incredible you have a talent. For a minute I forgot where I was. Are you for real?

Elizabeth wrote:
wow......thats one of sweetest things i've ever read......you should write a book.......

i almost cried reading it....it was the last thing i ever expected to read on here.....

i would like to play video games with you...!!!!

Cassandra wrote:
Thats some serious thought put into that....but I liked it! have you figured out what women want or what?!? lol

Aubrey wrote:
I am not going to claim to be your girl. But I am just about this close to lifting a hand to my open mouth in an attempt to cover the shock and awe that good writing can inspire. So, I wanted to write and offer my applause. That has to be, honestly, one of the better written .... pieces (somehow, I don't want to call it an 'ad') .... I've come across. Congratulations. You've managed to impress me... just a little. : )

Carrie wrote:
You managed to make it insightful and not cheesy. Bravo. I hope you find what you are looking for. I dont know that it's me, but I can say that anyone who writes that would be a true friend.

Kimberly wrote:
Poetic. Like, I held my breath while reading, kind of poetic. So truthful the little lump climbed into my throat. It captured me and I'm sure it's capturing others. People like you and me who know what love really is.

syrup lover wrote:
Dear perfect guy,

Out of boredom and slight insomnia, the urge to read weird things for some giggling just seemed like a fantastic idea (what can I say, I'm easily amused). It's only my second time visiting the site, but I'm pretty positive that no other writing will be as impressionable (that's not even the right word, brilliant, beautiful, some parts hilarious, some parts heart melting, all parts perfect, I can keep going for a while, there are no words great enough to describe, seriously) as yours.

I fell completely crazy in love with and want to experience every single letter that your fingers typed. I want to get sick on purpose just to have a chicken soup adventure with u, but probably couldn't wait for recovery to make out, I'm selfish like that ; ) . I want to go rollerskating in the middle of night, just so the road is ours and whatever raccoon or possum that crosses our path can share, no exceptions. Driving just to drive and see where we end up kind of adventures. 3am bowling with the drunks and fellow weirdos. My daydreams are endless. So many things that I'd rather experience than try to articulate.

Funny as it may sound, I found what you wrote to be comforting and familiar, I got it, truly, whole-heartedly got IT. Which reminds me, the Swapmeet is slowly becoming one of my favorites, but not as much as the Antique Flea Market (hunting for treasure is a favorite pastime of mine), how about you? So from now on, I'm always going to wonder if that person who caught my eye was you, hoping it's you, just to know I was in the same space. Wondering if you were at one point standing in the exact location as I. Thank you for your heart altering words. I know *you* exist and that alone makes me happy.

Annamouse wrote:
After reading your writing I think I just fell in love. Immortal worlds my friend. I wish you the best of luck in you search for her.

Miss Bitch wrote:
wow, that was the most accurate portrayal of being in love i have ever read, fuck post and browne, it's what you wrote that makes love REAL.

it's out there, i found it and so will you... you already know what you want and that is more than half the battle.

you my friend will WILL her to you.... IT WILL BE!!

if you aren't in love, YOU WILL BE SOON... I wish you all that you wrote and then some.

Diane wrote:
WOW thats all i have to say

Cynthia wrote:
WOW thats all i have to say. WOW!!! You sure can write! Talented you are my goodness!!

Usually i am the "writer"... on and on in poetic fashion with lengthy picturesque descriptions and enough words to make even a devoted man yawn... but you mister... you put me to shame! : D (in a good way!)

I don't actually know what to say back to you just know i HAD to write something to initiate a conversation. OMG (she thinks to herself)... could it be?? for ONCE in my life i appear speechless!! lol

Paige wrote:
hey, so i dont know if im this lucky girl you mention...im not sure if im any thing at all but i love the way you write. i dont know what your voice sounds like but i can hear it. is that strange cuz i kinda think it is. right now im in a cross roads. i dont know what i want to do with my life but i know i want to love it....and well my day of looking for a new things lead me to your little "what i hope to find one day" posting....and i dont care if we ever see eachother or become friends.....but could you just write to me? i would love it....its nice to hear that other people hope to find the same playful head over heals reach for the stars i cant stop trying to make you happy kind of some one that i hope to find... = ) well im forcing you to write to me even if you dont want to...cuz it made laugh and smile and welll....i liked it!!!

Michy wrote:
I don't know who you are, but you made my heart leap.

Lauren wrote:
Are you serious? Why would any girl leave you? That was so sweet and thoughtful. Maybe I just had the asshole of a lifetime for the past three years, but that was amazing! That's so reassuring to know there are people that are caring in this world. Take Care perfect boy, you deserve your girl! (this is the model i ended up going out with, not the one i'm currently seeing. and remember, NO PIC POSTED OF ME.)

Dana wrote:
Whoa. Just... whoa. There should have been a disclaimer for that message, because it's beautifully written. If you can just know that, then it's a good day. Haha..

Megan wrote:
That has got to be one of the most beautiful things I've ever had the pleasure of absorbing into my mind!!! I began to read and couldn't stop. I don't think that I'm the girl for you, but I needed to tell you that you might just be the perfect guy . . . . You are a perfect mixture of brash reality and sweet fantasy.

Audrey wrote:
Some lucky gal PLEASE date this man and report back!
(Deep yearning sigh) I have never been so turned on by words written by a man, but I have children...

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Op donderdag 22 oktober 2009 01:15 schreef TheGame het volgende:

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Wat is hier grappig aan dan? Een groot (zoniet het grootste) gedeelte van de mannen vindt hier absoluut herkenning in.

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Op woensdag 21 oktober 2009 21:03 schreef Seven.of.Nine het volgende:
Ik dacht dat Garisson je PUA-naam was.

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Op donderdag 22 oktober 2009 04:16 schreef Xeanor het volgende:
Ik kwam dit net tegen, een "PUA" heeft een online profiel gemaakt (ja dit is even een uitstapje van PUA eigenlijk) op een datingsite ZONDER foto, en heeft ontiegelijk veel berichten gekregen van vrouwen. Inmiddels heeft hij naar eigen zeggen ook al aan het daten met een 'model' mbv. dat profiel.

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online experiment = SUCCESS
i was tired of hearing guys complain about online dating and saying their pictures were the problem.

so i decided to prove them wrong. so i made a post WITHOUT PICS. and these are just a few of the responses i received back:
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obviously looks are not the issue as i've proven : D