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Laatste voorbereidingen voor vakantie morgen.quote:Op donderdag 9 april 2009 04:28 schreef keizerpinguin het volgende:
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goed hoor druk aan het werk he!
met jou dan?
"Pain is my friend. I can trust pain. I can trust pain to make my life utterly miserable."
"My brain is too smart for me."
"We don't need no education." "Yes you do, you just used a double negative."
"My brain is too smart for me."
"We don't need no education." "Yes you do, you just used a double negative."
kom je naar nederland?!quote:Op donderdag 9 april 2009 04:36 schreef wonderer het volgende:
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Laatste voorbereidingen voor vakantie morgen.
Born this way
o fuck ja,, je gaat naar Nederlandquote:Op donderdag 9 april 2009 04:36 schreef wonderer het volgende:
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Laatste voorbereidingen voor vakantie morgen.
ik mis dat wel
Blessed is he who reads aloud the words of the Prophecy.
And blessed are those who hear.
Do not seal up the words of the Prophecy, for the time is near.
Behold, I am coming soon
And blessed are those who hear.
Do not seal up the words of the Prophecy, for the time is near.
Behold, I am coming soon
bitch!!quote:
ik zal je helemaal raw slaan
Blessed is he who reads aloud the words of the Prophecy.
And blessed are those who hear.
Do not seal up the words of the Prophecy, for the time is near.
Behold, I am coming soon
And blessed are those who hear.
Do not seal up the words of the Prophecy, for the time is near.
Behold, I am coming soon
Yepquote:
Je bent net terug in de VS toch?quote:
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o fuck ja,, je gaat naar Nederland
ik mis dat wel
"Pain is my friend. I can trust pain. I can trust pain to make my life utterly miserable."
"My brain is too smart for me."
"We don't need no education." "Yes you do, you just used a double negative."
"My brain is too smart for me."
"We don't need no education." "Yes you do, you just used a double negative."
quote:Op donderdag 9 april 2009 04:41 schreef mike_hunt het volgende:
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bitch!!
ik zal je helemaal raw slaan
Born this way
jaaa vanuit Spanje!!!quote:Op donderdag 9 april 2009 04:44 schreef wonderer het volgende:
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Yep
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Je bent net terug in de VS toch?
Blessed is he who reads aloud the words of the Prophecy.
And blessed are those who hear.
Do not seal up the words of the Prophecy, for the time is near.
Behold, I am coming soon
And blessed are those who hear.
Do not seal up the words of the Prophecy, for the time is near.
Behold, I am coming soon
do
don't test me, bitch 
quote:
don't test me, bitch
Blessed is he who reads aloud the words of the Prophecy.
And blessed are those who hear.
Do not seal up the words of the Prophecy, for the time is near.
Behold, I am coming soon
And blessed are those who hear.
Do not seal up the words of the Prophecy, for the time is near.
Behold, I am coming soon
toe maarquote:Op donderdag 9 april 2009 04:41 schreef mike_hunt het volgende:
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bitch!!
ik zal je helemaal raw slaan
Blessed is he who reads aloud the words of the Prophecy.
And blessed are those who hear.
Do not seal up the words of the Prophecy, for the time is near.
Behold, I am coming soon
And blessed are those who hear.
Do not seal up the words of the Prophecy, for the time is near.
Behold, I am coming soon
jij belt met Do?quote:
u fucking bitch!!quote:
heb je al die topics niet gelezen? Ik zei toch dat zij een vriendin was, net zoals Elize
u fucking bitches don't know who i am
Blessed is he who reads aloud the words of the Prophecy.
And blessed are those who hear.
Do not seal up the words of the Prophecy, for the time is near.
Behold, I am coming soon
And blessed are those who hear.
Do not seal up the words of the Prophecy, for the time is near.
Behold, I am coming soon
hoe kent zo'n man uit de porno industrie die nette dames ?quote:Op donderdag 9 april 2009 04:53 schreef mike_hunt het volgende:
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u fucking bitch!!
heb je al die topics niet gelezen? Ik zei toch dat zij een vriendin was, net zoals Elize
u fucking bitches don't know who i am
Oh jaquote:
Zaragoza toch?
"Pain is my friend. I can trust pain. I can trust pain to make my life utterly miserable."
"My brain is too smart for me."
"We don't need no education." "Yes you do, you just used a double negative."
"My brain is too smart for me."
"We don't need no education." "Yes you do, you just used a double negative."
What are you gonna do?quote:
Talk to me -- tell me your dreams
Am I in them?
Tell me your fears
Are you scared?
Tell me your stories
I'm not afraid of who you are
I'm open and ready
For you to justify my love
Born this way
omg u remember hahahahahquote:
Blessed is he who reads aloud the words of the Prophecy.
And blessed are those who hear.
Do not seal up the words of the Prophecy, for the time is near.
Behold, I am coming soon
And blessed are those who hear.
Do not seal up the words of the Prophecy, for the time is near.
Behold, I am coming soon
\\quote:Op donderdag 9 april 2009 04:59 schreef keizerpinguin het volgende:
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What are you gonna do?
Talk to me -- tell me your dreams
Am I in them?
Tell me your fears
Are you scared?
Tell me your stories
I'm not afraid of who you are
I'm open and ready
For you to justify my love
OMfG i love u for this
Blessed is he who reads aloud the words of the Prophecy.
And blessed are those who hear.
Do not seal up the words of the Prophecy, for the time is near.
Behold, I am coming soon
And blessed are those who hear.
Do not seal up the words of the Prophecy, for the time is near.
Behold, I am coming soon
Blessed is he who reads aloud the words of the Prophecy.
And blessed are those who hear.
Do not seal up the words of the Prophecy, for the time is near.
Behold, I am coming soon
And blessed are those who hear.
Do not seal up the words of the Prophecy, for the time is near.
Behold, I am coming soon
Zo slecht is mijn geheugen niet neequote:
"Pain is my friend. I can trust pain. I can trust pain to make my life utterly miserable."
"My brain is too smart for me."
"We don't need no education." "Yes you do, you just used a double negative."
"My brain is too smart for me."
"We don't need no education." "Yes you do, you just used a double negative."
kga nu douchen
wish me luck
wish me luck
Blessed is he who reads aloud the words of the Prophecy.
And blessed are those who hear.
Do not seal up the words of the Prophecy, for the time is near.
Behold, I am coming soon
And blessed are those who hear.
Do not seal up the words of the Prophecy, for the time is near.
Behold, I am coming soon
OMGquote:Op donderdag 9 april 2009 05:12 schreef keizerpinguin het volgende:
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Love me, that's right, love me
I wanna be your baby
je bent wel een hot bitch, van wat ik zie
i only hurt the ones i love
Blessed is he who reads aloud the words of the Prophecy.
And blessed are those who hear.
Do not seal up the words of the Prophecy, for the time is near.
Behold, I am coming soon
And blessed are those who hear.
Do not seal up the words of the Prophecy, for the time is near.
Behold, I am coming soon
I don't think you know what pain isquote:Op donderdag 9 april 2009 05:15 schreef mike_hunt het volgende:
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OMG
je bent wel een hot bitch, van wat ik zie
i only hurt the ones i love
I don't think you've gone that way
I could bring you so much pleasure
I'll come to you when you say
I know you want me
I'm not gonna hurt you
I'm not gonna hurt you, just close your eyes
Born this way
Je hebt succes nodig bij het douchen?quote:
"Pain is my friend. I can trust pain. I can trust pain to make my life utterly miserable."
"My brain is too smart for me."
"We don't need no education." "Yes you do, you just used a double negative."
"My brain is too smart for me."
"We don't need no education." "Yes you do, you just used a double negative."
eroticquote:Op donderdag 9 april 2009 05:18 schreef keizerpinguin het volgende:
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I don't think you know what pain is
I don't think you've gone that way
I could bring you so much pleasure
I'll come to you when you say
I know you want me
I'm not gonna hurt you
I'm not gonna hurt you, just close your eyes
that's my anthem
i love u so much for this
[ Bericht 0% gewijzigd door mike_hunt op 09-04-2009 05:34:20 ]
Blessed is he who reads aloud the words of the Prophecy.
And blessed are those who hear.
Do not seal up the words of the Prophecy, for the time is near.
Behold, I am coming soon
And blessed are those who hear.
Do not seal up the words of the Prophecy, for the time is near.
Behold, I am coming soon
no u fuckin bitch,quote:Op donderdag 9 april 2009 05:23 schreef wonderer het volgende:
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Je hebt succes nodig bij het douchen?
my date !!
Blessed is he who reads aloud the words of the Prophecy.
And blessed are those who hear.
Do not seal up the words of the Prophecy, for the time is near.
Behold, I am coming soon
And blessed are those who hear.
Do not seal up the words of the Prophecy, for the time is near.
Behold, I am coming soon
zo zie je maar.....quote:Op donderdag 9 april 2009 05:25 schreef mike_hunt het volgende:
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erotic
that's my anthem
i love u so much for this
verborgen talenten
nou schiet op douche jij!!!
Born this way
Hee, hee. Ga je mond eens spoelen, deugniet.quote:
"Pain is my friend. I can trust pain. I can trust pain to make my life utterly miserable."
"My brain is too smart for me."
"We don't need no education." "Yes you do, you just used a double negative."
"My brain is too smart for me."
"We don't need no education." "Yes you do, you just used a double negative."
Ik ga naar bed 
"Pain is my friend. I can trust pain. I can trust pain to make my life utterly miserable."
"My brain is too smart for me."
"We don't need no education." "Yes you do, you just used a double negative."
"My brain is too smart for me."
"We don't need no education." "Yes you do, you just used a double negative."
Het is toch algemeen bekend dat homo's goed zijn in porren in de stront.quote:Op donderdag 9 april 2009 03:01 schreef keizerpinguin het volgende:
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wij hadden toevallig ook een verstopping, afvoer buis open gemaakt en wat een derrie er eerst kwam boven drijven
Daarna ff goed porren in de buis en hoepla........
Daar liep alles weer door!
En dat voor homo's en toch zelf zo handig!
God created gays so fat chicks could have friends.
Ja ik dacht iets soortgelijks, over porren in de buis en hoepla.quote:Op donderdag 9 april 2009 07:11 schreef Stuart.Alan.Jones het volgende:
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Het is toch algemeen bekend dat homo's goed zijn in porren in de stront.
Dat moet toch niet alt te moeilijk zijn voor een heaumeau.
Jeumig, moest wle een boel teruglezen! Die Pinguin ratelt wat af zeg!
Als ik een vriend had als die van hem dan ratelde ik niet
Dan had ik mijn mond vol!
L'Amour menaçant:
Qui que tu sois, voici ton maître. Il l'est, le fût ou le doit être.
Qui que tu sois, voici ton maître. Il l'est, le fût ou le doit être.
en jij hebt nog in je opvoeding meegekregen dat je niet met volle mond mag praten ?quote:
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Ja ik dacht iets soortgelijks, over porren in de buis en hoepla.
Dat moet toch niet alt te moeilijk zijn voor een heaumeau.
Jeumig, moest wle een boel teruglezen! Die Pinguin ratelt wat af zeg!
Als ik een vriend had als die van hem dan ratelde ik niet
maar posten hier doe je toch met je handen en niet met je mond
goedo morgen
"Als het niet kan zoals het moet, dan moet het maar zoals het kan."
Hierissiedan, hierissieweers huisje!
Hierissiedan, hierissieweers huisje!
quote:Op donderdag 9 april 2009 12:16 schreef hierissieweer het volgende:
goedo morgen
Niet naar wat men is wordt men beoordeeld, maar naar wat men schijnt
Die hoor ik soms bij martijn en ruud in de ochtendquote:
"Als het niet kan zoals het moet, dan moet het maar zoals het kan."
Hierissiedan, hierissieweers huisje!
Hierissiedan, hierissieweers huisje!
nee eigenlijk helemaal niet, maar het is acceptabel.quote:Op donderdag 9 april 2009 12:25 schreef Stroekie het volgende:
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klaar voor het ontvangen van bezoek ?
Alleen kan mijn raam nier ver genoeg open om te luchten...
"Als het niet kan zoals het moet, dan moet het maar zoals het kan."
Hierissiedan, hierissieweers huisje!
Hierissiedan, hierissieweers huisje!
en nu?quote:
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nee eigenlijk helemaal niet, maar het is acceptabel.
Alleen kan mijn raam nier ver genoeg open om te luchten...
wierookkaarsjes ?
Wat een toffe tekst. En een tof nummer. .
The smell of a candle
freshly blown out
the light of the clock
shines on my skin
like a sickly green moonlight
on a pale white day’s decay
I try to wipe you from my memory
but your face won’t fade away
another boy kissed me today
I laughed in his mouth
it’s not funny that I’m not kissing you
I’m not laughing because we fell through
it’s the stories they told us when we were younger about life and love
how our happiness lies in the hands of another
who’d fly in on the wings of a dove
[Chorus]
well that’s the way the fairy tale goes
boy meets girl and they wed with roses
but that’s not the way it seems to be
and I’m pissed that they lied to me
cuz boy meets boy and boy runs away
or girl meets girl and she’s afraid to stay
we end up home alone watching court tv
not living ever after happily
you’re right
you are prince charming
onto the next princess when he’s bored with the last
he’s the hero of every story
he’s got his chapter in every girl’s book
he walks away with all the honor and glory
but I wonder what else he took
goodbye, prince charming
and drown sleeping beauty
shove Cinderella’s slipper where the sun don’t shine
toss the little mermaid back out to sea
cuz the fairy godmother had to perform another abortion today
and the seven dwarves live in the forest, of course, cuz they were driven away
but this part of the story could spark a cultural rage
so at the sound of the tone we just turn the page
[Chorus]
starting today
we’ll tell the story my way
the king of imperfection
takes back the prince of mistakes
Maar nu luister ik
Wat ok echt is.
.
The smell of a candle
freshly blown out
the light of the clock
shines on my skin
like a sickly green moonlight
on a pale white day’s decay
I try to wipe you from my memory
but your face won’t fade away
another boy kissed me today
I laughed in his mouth
it’s not funny that I’m not kissing you
I’m not laughing because we fell through
it’s the stories they told us when we were younger about life and love
how our happiness lies in the hands of another
who’d fly in on the wings of a dove
[Chorus]
well that’s the way the fairy tale goes
boy meets girl and they wed with roses
but that’s not the way it seems to be
and I’m pissed that they lied to me
cuz boy meets boy and boy runs away
or girl meets girl and she’s afraid to stay
we end up home alone watching court tv
not living ever after happily
you’re right
you are prince charming
onto the next princess when he’s bored with the last
he’s the hero of every story
he’s got his chapter in every girl’s book
he walks away with all the honor and glory
but I wonder what else he took
goodbye, prince charming
and drown sleeping beauty
shove Cinderella’s slipper where the sun don’t shine
toss the little mermaid back out to sea
cuz the fairy godmother had to perform another abortion today
and the seven dwarves live in the forest, of course, cuz they were driven away
but this part of the story could spark a cultural rage
so at the sound of the tone we just turn the page
[Chorus]
starting today
we’ll tell the story my way
the king of imperfection
takes back the prince of mistakes
Maar nu luister ik
Wat ok echt
is.
Al die willen te kaap'ren varen, moeten mannen met baarden zijn.
Hoogachtend,
Erik.
Hoogachtend,
Erik.
Ik heb hem echt heel vaak opstaan in de autoquote:Op donderdag 9 april 2009 13:40 schreef Tha_Erik het volgende:
Wat een toffe tekst. En een tof nummer.
the king of imperfection
takes back the prince of mistakes[/i]
Had je de cd nog gevonden?
Jaaa, daar heb ik mijn duet op gedanst.quote:
En...... ik ga haar morgen in Rotterdam zien!
L'Amour menaçant:
Qui que tu sois, voici ton maître. Il l'est, le fût ou le doit être.
Qui que tu sois, voici ton maître. Il l'est, le fût ou le doit être.
Neequote:
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Ik heb hem echt heel vaak opstaan in de auto
Had je de cd nog gevonden?
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. Dus toen uit verdriet maar 4 films gekocht .Jaja, ik heb weer eens geen primeur, dat wist ik alquote:Jaaa, daar heb ik mijn duet op gedanst.
En...... ik ga haar morgen in Rotterdam zien!
.
Al die willen te kaap'ren varen, moeten mannen met baarden zijn.
Hoogachtend,
Erik.
Hoogachtend,
Erik.
