Omegle #7

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You: Who is it?
You: Will you win the curved, yellow food?

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 16:44 schreef Bartaz het volgende:
Ik had al eerder de personen die daarop zitten ingedeeld in vier groepen, ik bleek onvolledig te zijn:

1. Serieuze gesprekken (zijn er maar héél weinig)
2. Gesprekken die serieus beginnen, maar waarin Dateline NBC of Rick Astley opeens inspringt
3. Gesprekken die al onserieus beginnen met Wizards die mana verzamelen om 'an all destructing spell' te kunnen doen.
4. Gesprekken die beginnen met ASL, waarna ---Conversation Partner Disconnected--- komt.
5. Gesprekken waarin je nog niet eens 'hi' kunt zeggen of er wordt een link gespamd.
6. Gesprekken waarin Chinezen met vreemde karakters lopen te gooien.

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You: hi
Stranger: Hello there!
Stranger: From?
You: how are you
Stranger: Male or female?
You: you?
Stranger: I'm going. Fine. You?
You: lol, ja hoor
Stranger: Brazil, you?
You: holland
Stranger: Amsterdam, Ultrecht...?
Stranger: Welkom!
You: Leiden, between Amsterdam and The Hague
You: Dank
Stranger: Niet zo!
You: wel zo
Stranger: I've never heard the name of your town before.
Stranger:
Wat vind je leuk?
You: Thats normal for foreigners, every time i get to a foreign country i say that i am from near Amsterdam
Stranger: All right!!!
Stranger:
Mannelijk of vrouwelijk?
You: where does your dutch knowledge come from?
Stranger: A little bit from my neighbour, something from Google Translator.
Stranger: Ha! Ha!
Stranger: I use this tool to practice it.
You: lol, ik geloof er werkeleijk geen ene flikker van
Stranger: Ha! Ha!
You: you are taking me in the Mailing right?
Stranger:
Flicker? How so?
Stranger: Certainly!
Stranger: Mailing? Ooops!!!
You: Me jjamo ....., y tu?
Stranger: Mannelijk of vrouwelijk?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I should turn my keyboard 180 degrees, it's hard to type unpside-down.
Stranger: Hi !
Stranger: wow
You: ever had that happening to you?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm on a laptop
You: do you use a keyboard?
You: ok
You: that would eb even harder i think
Stranger: where do you come from ?
You: netherlands
You: you?
Stranger: France
Stranger: i also meet someone here from Holland
You: je suis desolee mais je ne parlez pas francais
Stranger: no worry , i speak english
You: great
Stranger: a little ^^
Stranger: i'm 14 and you ?
You: im 25
You: turned 25 some days ago
You: you are left handed
Stranger: no
You: it wasnt a question
Stranger: why did you say i was left handed ?
You: why wouldnt i?
You: do you gfeel offended by it?
You: feel*
Stranger: no
Stranger: i think you are really intelligent
You: ok so no need to make a big point out of it right?
You: thats very kind
Stranger: ok ok
You: what gave it away?
Stranger: what are you talking about ?
You: Stranger: i think you are really intelligent - what gave it away?
You: im not too confusing i hope
You: that would be a shame
Stranger: i say that because ... "I should turn my keyboard 180 degrees, it's hard to type unpside-down." that was funny and clever
Stranger: at the same time
Stranger: i Dont know why , but i think so
You: well apart from the obvious typo i made
You: uNpside-dow
You: good thing you copy-pasted it, so i can fix it for my next conversation
You: i wouldnt have spotted it
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what is your favourite tv show ?
You: scrubs
You: have you seen it?
You: a hospital comedy
Stranger: no , it must be only of your country
You: no its american
Stranger: ah
Stranger: sorry , gtg
Stranger: go to go
Stranger: bye
You: great
You: toedels

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: we're going to do a backwards conversation, no?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hey!
Stranger: i had this already once
You: oh
You: thats weird i jsut thought it up myself
Stranger: i know you then
Stranger: hehehehe
You: no this is the fifth omegle conversation in ym life
You: damn my keys keep hopping around on my keyboard
You: let me rearrange them a bit
Stranger: oh you silly!
Stranger: go on
You: ok done, this should be fine now
You: so you already did a backwards conversation once huh?
Stranger: no
You: ok
Stranger: but someone tried to do that with me
You: alright
You: i was afraid my memory was playing tricks on me
You: much like my keyboard was
Stranger: okay
You: I take it you disconnected at the previous try
You: concerning the backwards thing
Stranger: i don't remember really
You: seems like Im not the only one with malfunctioning memory
You: do you get enough sleep?
Stranger: usually yes
You: that could screw up your memory quite a bit you know
You: ok
Stranger: i sleep 10 hours at night
You: I envy you
You: were do you find the time
Stranger: i like sleeping
Stranger: don't know
Stranger: but my studies are late
You: yeah me too, but i never want to go to bed, and once im in it I never want to leave it
Stranger: same
You: which study do you do?
Stranger: i think i'm in high school
Stranger: it's my third year
You: but youre not sure?
Stranger: well, it's a bit different here
You: try me...
Stranger: than in america
Stranger: i'll graduate next year
You: things are quite different here too, than in america
Stranger: i sleep all the morning classes
You: thats cool, then you go to college?
Stranger: or university
Stranger: don't know waht's the difference
You: I used to do that, sleeping through my morning classes
Stranger: what's
You: but only on mondays
You: university is for smarter people I think?
Stranger: yeah
You: so uni it will be?
Stranger: don't know yet
Stranger: if i'm smart enough
You: havent you planned a educational carreer yet?
You: I know i hadnt
You: should have though
Stranger: maybe i'll go study geography
Stranger: or ancient roman culture
You: thats nice
You: i went to rome last year on holliday
You: beautifull city
Stranger: but the later is just stupid
You: why?
Stranger: you can't get any job
You: i suppose
Stranger: you will end as cleaner
You: you could write a book, but guess they already have some of those on that subject
Stranger: yeah
You: or work for a travel agency
You: but thats a waste of money
Stranger: there's not that much more to find about the roman culture
You: better take another study then
Stranger: yeah
You: something like ancient zimbabwean culture
You: havent met anyone who has done that yet
Stranger: yeah
You: you can put a bone through your nose and mingle with the locals
You: thatl be blast
You: a blast*
You: you like flowers?
Stranger: some
You: which?
Stranger: like clovers
Stranger: or
You: you like lepregauns too?
You: they like clovers i heared
Stranger: lily-of-the-valleys
You: i dont think the have those in zimbabwe
Stranger: no
You: i like tulips
Stranger: i searched lepragaun
Stranger: and i found this
You: astound me...
Stranger: http://lottieb.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/leprechaun.jpg
You: thats one hot littleperson
You: not too keen on the beard though
Stranger: it's quite bushy
You: yeah you can say that again
Stranger: yeah
You: really... say that again
Stranger: no!
Stranger: it was fun but now it's over
You: you giving me attitude?
Stranger: you know rudy?
You: redfinger?
You: rudy redfinger?
Stranger: no
You: oh
You: rudy guilliani?
Stranger: no
Stranger: just rudy
You: rudy rampetamper?
You: oh ok
Stranger: the guy with huge afro!
You: then no
Stranger: and the monk dress
You: monk dont dress
You: most of them are naked
Stranger: not rudy
You: and the ones not naked are dead
You: so i rudy dead?
You: is*
Stranger: rudy is a psychedelic monk
Stranger: no
Stranger: with a violet dress
You: a goa monk?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'll show you a picture!
Stranger: wait
You: i dont like pictures really
Stranger: okay then
Stranger: i'll show you it despite that
You: unless a picture of sixteen little rabbits
You: not that i know much large rabbits
Stranger: lookie!
Stranger: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/139/324427018_51fda2332a.jpg?v=0
Stranger: it's rudy!
You: but i imaging they wouldnt be as fluffy
Stranger: you like rudy's looks?
You: i think thats the guy that gave me a cheeseburger at mcdonalds
You: i ordered a hamburger
You: no rudy looks like shit
Stranger: ok
You: molested shit
You: the kind you find in german movies
You: that kind of stuff
You: you know what im talking about?
Stranger: no
Stranger: porn
Stranger: ?
Stranger: german porn
Stranger: i have heard about it
You: do you associate molested shit with porn?
Stranger: never seen any
Stranger: yes
You: thats dirty man
You: do you get off when taking a dump?
Stranger: no
Stranger: do you?
You: not usually no
Stranger: yeah
You: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: yeah
You: birds a calling my name
You: are*
Stranger: ok
You: should i answer them you think?
Stranger: if you want
You: thats not encouraging enough so ill pass
You: anyway... now were on the subject of kittens, hows your bicycle doing?
Stranger: actually i don't know
Stranger: my bicycle is on my grandma's garage
You: afraid it will get stolen?
Stranger: no
You: itll be hard to get too, on her garage
Stranger: the saddle is too high
You: no wonder
Stranger: i can't use it now
You: if you put your biko on a garage the saddle is gonna be on the garage too
You: bike*
Stranger: and i don't have a tool
Stranger: so
You: you are a tool
Stranger: i need to go by bus
Stranger: or walk
You: maybe you can use yourself
Stranger: no
Stranger: it's impossible
You: tried it already?
Stranger: no
You: then how do you know its impossible?
Stranger: but i'm sure
Stranger: i have strong sense of sure
You: it might be improbable but possible not impossible, thats a probability isnt it?
You: possibly*
Stranger: i think i'll leave you now
Stranger: bye

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 20:06 schreef drummerdude het volgende:
Toch vaag hoor, praat je in 1 keer met een Amerikaanse marinier die in Irak zit...

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 22:02 schreef mazaru het volgende:

[..]

Dat wordt je verteld. Maar of het waar is.........
Wie zegt dat ik het niet was?

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Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 01:09 schreef Flashwin het volgende:
ik ga ook weer ff kansloos doen

edit: omegle down?

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Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 02:00 schreef MacorgaZ het volgende:
3 uur gechat met een leuke meid, maar dan eindigt het op een manier waardoor ik niet zeker weet of het nu allemaal een lulverhaal of echt was . Zou er echt iemand zo levenloos kunnen zijn dat je drie uur van je leven eraan verspilt ten koste van een ander?
Heb in ieder geval haar e-mailadres nog.

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Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 02:45 schreef jakkop het volgende:
Het gebeurd me nu al voor de 2e x: ik praat met mezelf

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Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 02:00 schreef MacorgaZ het volgende:
3 uur gechat met een leuke meid, maar dan eindigt het op een manier waardoor ik niet zeker weet of het nu allemaal een lulverhaal of echt was . Zou er echt iemand zo levenloos kunnen zijn dat je drie uur van je leven eraan verspilt ten koste van een ander?
Heb in ieder geval haar e-mailadres nog.

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 19:53 schreef WheeleE het volgende:

Eigenlijk sneu om m straks uit de droom te moeten helpen