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www.omegle.com

het concept is geniaal. Je klikt op 'chat' en je word verbonden met een stranger. En dan maar gewoon praten!

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 15:54 schreef TheGeneral1 het volgende:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I know all. You may ask one question.
You: Where do i life?
Stranger: Earth.
You: WRONG!!
You: I life on Namek
You: You know jackshit mate
Stranger: SPECIAL BEAM CANNON
Stranger: You are dead. Farewell.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hi
You: good day
You: age sex location plz
Stranger: 20 shemale europe
Stranger: u?
You: haha shemale omg
You: im a shemale too
Stranger: seriously?
You: yeah totally
You: why youve become a shemale
Stranger: because i was born as a shemale?
Stranger: u?
You: my father was a shemale so i thought it would be nice if i turned into one also
Stranger: like chandler?
You: who is chandler?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 15:55 schreef Siniti het volgende:

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Life?

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 15:54 schreef hoerezooi het volgende:
diezelfde 15 jarige finse chick is ooit in nederland geweest

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 15:58 schreef Quyxz_ het volgende:
wtf is dat voor een random site, waar moet ik met die gast over lullen

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 15:56 schreef kip_zonder-kop het volgende:
Net een kort maar boeiend gesprek.
[..]

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Stranger: would you like to be rich friend?
You: yes, of course
You: can you send me a billion dollars?
Stranger: i am working for a company
Stranger: we give out cash money prizes
Stranger: because you are nice i can make you a winner friend!
You: ok!
Stranger: all i will be needing from you is your bank account details.
Stranger: sort code, account number, name and your date of your birth
Stranger: and i can send you many dollars

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 16:04 schreef Quyxz_ het volgende:
Ik vraag me af hoe die site begonnen is?
Toen moest je een half uur wachten op een stranger denk ik

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 15:56 schreef kip_zonder-kop het volgende:
Net een kort maar boeiend gesprek.
[..]

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 16:11 schreef BlueMage het volgende:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hello
Stranger: Whaat's up?
Stranger: Where r ya from?
You: Nothing really, I was bored so I signed in
Stranger: same here
You: I prefer not to tell you my location :-)
Stranger: Oh, you think Im going there and murder you and stuff?
You: No not really just protecting my privacy
Stranger: Ok whatever
Stranger: So.. Do u like music?
You: Yes, I like that
Stranger: Heh
You: What kind of music are you into?
Stranger: Rock/Heavy
You: Music is rather...broad
Stranger: Yea
Stranger: I love Metallica =)
You: Yeah they're ok. I like lots of metal bands
Stranger: name one
You: Cradle of Filth
You: Megadeth
You: Death
You: And more
Stranger: cof is pretty good
You: Yeah
Stranger: are u guy? or can u tell that D
You: I'm a girl
Stranger: no wonder
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Nou zeg

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 16:12 schreef Quyxz_ het volgende:
You: ASL means age? sex? location?
You: thats why i said it
Stranger: sweden
Stranger: girl
Stranger: 13
You: cup size
Stranger: xDDDDD
You: DDDDDD ?
You: thats huge
Stranger: ofcourse
Stranger: your ASL?
You: im a 71 year old man from vatican city
Stranger: ))))
Stranger: you are funny

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 16:18 schreef boem-dikkie het volgende:
You: Hi!
Stranger: hi i am kenia you?
You: Holland.
Stranger: holland has to much gay sex.
Stranger: I pray 4 you. It's not christs bidding, homo sex.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 16:18 schreef boem-dikkie het volgende:
You: Hi!
Stranger: hi i am kenia you?
You: Holland.
Stranger: holland has to much gay sex.
Stranger: I pray 4 you. It's not christs bidding, homo sex.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 16:18 schreef boem-dikkie het volgende:
You: Hi!
Stranger: hi i am kenia you?
You: Holland.
Stranger: holland has to much gay sex.
Stranger: I pray 4 you. It's not christs bidding, homo sex.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 15:54 schreef hoerezooi het volgende:
diezelfde 15 jarige finse chick is ooit in nederland geweest

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 15:54 schreef Siniti het volgende:
Whehe zelfs in Brazilië kennen ze Ajax

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 16:22 schreef valek het volgende:
En nu moet ze gaan. Dit zou ze zijn. http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolina_Gynning
Natuurlijk.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 15:57 schreef Euc- het volgende:

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komt ze uit vaana ofzoiets?

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 16:23 schreef Tim86 het volgende:

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 16:20 schreef DanieTheron het volgende:

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Hahaha, die sprak ik net ook. Dom wijf was het, ze zei dat ze al 7 uur op die site was, OMG!

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 16:25 schreef Pien85 het volgende:
Ok, met wie zat ik net te praten?

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 16:25 schreef Kuno_van_Dijk het volgende:

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waar ging het over

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 16:26 schreef Quyxz_ het volgende:
Hehe ik heb een fin overgehaald om een gedeelte van de chat log te posten op zijn/haar forum. Eens kijken of het ook gebeurt

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Stranger: finland. U?
You: holland
Stranger: why there are so many people from holland today?

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 16:28 schreef DemonRage het volgende:

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Misschien een leuk idee om urls van forums in andere landen te verzamelen waar ze dit ook doen.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 16:33 schreef Silaz het volgende:

[..]

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Stranger: homo?
You: dutch?
Stranger: homo?
You: no.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: brb, got to piss
You: hi
You: lol, sure be quick though
You: je moet haast wel een nederlander zijn
Stranger: vraag ikme af waar je dat op baseert
Stranger: was ook niet pissen, gewoon even kijken wat er zou gebeuren
Stranger: je bent erg beleefd voor het internet
You: geen idee dat kan alleen maar een nederlandse opening zijn denk ik
You: altijd beleeft blijven, dat heb ik vroeger geleerd

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 16:39 schreef Toad het volgende:
Het is over met de pret.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 16:40 schreef Doopy-X- het volgende:
Kut
zat net in een zeer intressant gesprek met een meisje uit Sindey die werkt als escort

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 16:40 schreef Doopy-X- het volgende:
Kut
zat net in een zeer intressant gesprek met een meisje uit Sindey die werkt als escort

SPOILER

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 16:28 schreef DemonRage het volgende:
Misschien een leuk idee om urls van forums in andere landen te verzamelen waar ze dit ook doen.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 16:40 schreef Doopy-X- het volgende:
Kut
zat net in een zeer intressant gesprek met een meisje uit Sindey die werkt als escort

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 16:26 schreef Pien85 het volgende:

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Over een smiley

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 16:53 schreef bassiedekloon het volgende:
wiiii dit is leuk

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 16:53 schreef hoerezooi het volgende:

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deze zeker

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 16:54 schreef leolinedance het volgende:

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Hoe weet jij dat nou, het werkt niet eens

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 16:55 schreef NoizEkick het volgende:

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Jij hebt geen inlevingsvermogen?

Naar voor je.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 16:54 schreef leolinedance het volgende:

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Hoe weet jij dat nou, het werkt niet eens

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 16:57 schreef bassiedekloon het volgende:

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pfff word je nooit moe van je zelf?
met je ondoordachte opmerking(en)?

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 17:00 schreef leolinedance het volgende:

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Het was maar een garpje

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 17:06 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Ik zat lang te praten met een leuke Canadees, maar nu reageert ie al een half uur niet meer

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 17:06 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Ik zat lang te praten met een leuke Canadees, maar nu reageert ie al een half uur niet meer

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 17:11 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Oh En ik maar typen

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 17:21 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Nu vind ik mijn Canadees nooit meer terug

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 17:22 schreef Tism het volgende:
Ja WTF, dat komt door die Brazilianen!!!..

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 17:22 schreef Twerk het volgende:

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Misschien kun je een advertentie plaatsen in de grote ochtendkranten van Canada?

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 17:24 schreef hoerezooi het volgende:
en ja ik ben nog steeds met die finse chick over msn aan het lullen

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 17:23 schreef Twerk het volgende:

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Die idioten zijn daar echt buitensporig veel vertegenwoordigd idd.. Vooral Amerikanen irriteren zich vreselijk aan Brazilianen merk ik.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 17:24 schreef hoerezooi het volgende:
en ja ik ben nog steeds met die finse chick over msn aan het lullen

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 17:23 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Ottowa is zo groot

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You: hello
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: how.
You: you might be the last guy/girl to talk to me
You: i'm thinking of ending it all
Stranger: lol
Stranger: doit fag
You: today..
Stranger: btard
Stranger: do you want to have some final words?
You: yeah i have excially...
You: ............................ ........................................,-~~'''''''~~--,,_

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.................................................. .............................'''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'--never Gonna

.................................................. .................................|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ -----give You Up!

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Stranger: lol
Stranger: owned
You: XD
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Op zondag 5 april 2009 17:36 schreef NeoDweezil het volgende:
Stranger: i'm burning! i'm burning! i'm burning!
Stranger: ice! ice! ice! ice!
You: we dont need no water
You: let the motherfucker burn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 17:43 schreef muay-toy het volgende:
gesprek van net
[..]

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 17:55 schreef PAA-053 het volgende:
Ohja en MickeyBlueEyes, de groeten he, het was een leuk gesprek

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 17:59 schreef MacorgaZ het volgende:
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Op zondag 5 april 2009 17:59 schreef MacorgaZ het volgende:
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Op zondag 5 april 2009 18:00 schreef Razor21 het volgende:

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OMG ik zat toch niet met jou te chatten deze kreeg ik er namelijk achteraan...zat met Roland uit Australie net te praten

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 18:01 schreef tomaad het volgende:

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Dat icm je ondertitel

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Stranger: hi
You: Brazil?
Stranger: nop
You: good
You: /b/?
Stranger: ok, brazil..

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 18:15 schreef iBolt het volgende:

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proets

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 18:29 schreef Aanvoerder het volgende:
Serieuze mensen zijn er niet te vinden op die site.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What's up?
Stranger: not much yourself?
You: I was wondering
Stranger: yes?
You: about why you wanted to speak to me!
Stranger: well... you seem cool =]
You: Yeah, i am!
Stranger: ace if you dont mind me asking asl?
You: male The Netherlands
You: You>?
Stranger: 18 male wales
You: Cheers!
Stranger: for what? O.o
You: The wales
You: nice animals
Stranger: yes... sheep mostly
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Op zondag 5 april 2009 18:30 schreef kip_zonder-kop het volgende:
Ik krijg eindelijk een keer nederlanders. Ben nu aan het chatten met een 16 jarige van girlscene.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 18:29 schreef Aanvoerder het volgende:
Serieuze mensen zijn er niet te vinden op die site.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: you know some cows enjoy baked goods
Stranger: Muffins
Stranger: pancakes
Stranger: etc
Stranger: I dunno why
You: lol
Stranger: ahahhaa
Stranger: But the thing is
Stranger: You can't put frosting on them
Stranger: else the cows will have 4 stomach aches
You: on the cows?
Stranger: which is not good
You: LOL
Stranger: No, on the baked goods
You: ur weird...
Stranger: I want to own a cow
Stranger: and name it Hay
Stranger: So i'll be like
Stranger: Hey Hay!
Stranger: How's it going?!
Stranger: mooooooooooo
Stranger: is always the answer

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You: hi1
Stranger: whats up?
You: It's a very bad weather
You: where are you from?
Stranger: london
Stranger: you?
You: St. Petersburg, Russia
You: Vodka, bears, you know
Stranger: Wtf?
Stranger: You have computer in soviet union?
You: WE also have nuclear weapons )

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello?
Stranger: you guy or girl?
You: shemale why?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey!
You: hoi
Stranger: where are you from?
You:
The Netherlands, an don't tell me your from Finland!!!
Stranger: NOPE :d
Stranger: im from england
You: oh hi
Stranger: how is the weather down there?
You: Sunny
You: nice
Stranger: Really
Stranger: Same here really
Stranger: and how are you today?
You: Fine, thank you! How are you?
Stranger: im great
Stranger: and BANG!
Stranger: he drops the 5man
Stranger: and gets that defuse
Stranger: 100% SICK GAMER!
You: Keep it dry overthere
Stranger: ok
Stranger: is this real?

Stranger: or am i talking to a robot
Stranger: haha
You: i'm real are you...*Bleep
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: but i know your not real
Stranger: because
Stranger: no normal person
Stranger: would say
Stranger: i'm real are you...*Bleep
Stranger: retard
Stranger:
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Op zondag 5 april 2009 18:36 schreef hoerezooi het volgende:

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pics or didnt happen, en dan bedoel ik pics van haar

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You have just been rickrolled by veda from FOK.nl

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: helloooo
Stranger: tell me a secret
You: ok
You: one day
You: I played with myself
You: then...
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Op zondag 5 april 2009 18:58 schreef Chr1st1aan het volgende:

[..]

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You: ******WARNING******

This is Omegle Admin. Your IP address has been found to be a source of offensive comments.
It must be understood that Omegle does not condone impolite behavior.
This is a serious issue and Omegle does not wish to continue with such occurences.
Your details have now been forwarded to the police for further investigation.

You will be contacted shortly.
Stranger: hello ;D
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Op zondag 5 april 2009 18:59 schreef GasTurbine het volgende:

[..]

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 19:03 schreef Vinceee het volgende:
ok ik ben zojuist gerick rolled door veda van fok.nl

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 19:03 schreef Pien85 het volgende:

[..]

Ik al 2 keer

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 19:07 schreef Vinceee het volgende:
hee ik nu ook 2 x door die veda

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 18:58 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Zit ik verdomme met een 16 jarige

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 19:07 schreef hoerezooi het volgende:

[..]

maar jij valt toch stiekem op 16 jarige pubertjes

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 19:11 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Niet bepaald.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 19:12 schreef hoerezooi het volgende:

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een lekkere jonge god

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 19:15 schreef Vinceee het volgende:
You: hi
Stranger: Wild Gay Guy appeared!
You: Ash sent out Pikachu!
Stranger: Gay Guy uses Tail Whip!
You: What will pikachu do?
You: pikachu uses thunder bolt!
Stranger: It's not very effective..
Stranger: Wild Gay Guy uses Sand Attack!
You: Pikachu's defense fell!
Stranger: Wild Gay Guy uses charm!
You: Pikachu fell for Wild Gay Guy!
You: What will pikachu do?
You: Pikachu uses self-destruction!
Stranger: It's super effective!
You: Pikachu fell!
You: The Wild Gay Guy fell!

Wat je allemaal niet tegenkomt..

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Stranger: The ratio of annoying people to normal people seem abnormally high in large music festivals, is it because of the mainstream music, the situational factors or some other factor?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: 17, F, Finland
You: 17, M, Netherlands
Stranger: nice to hear, dutch one
You: Finland is great
You: I mean this
Stranger: really, you like it?:)
You: yes I do
Stranger: oh thats nice:)
You: got any myspace or something?
Stranger: nope
You: hmm. Most of the guys around just disconnect.
You: I'm not such an hard-ass.
Stranger: Heh. =D
You: I wait ten seconds...
You: and then I disconnect!
You have disconnected.

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: yooo
You: yo
Stranger: what up playa?
You: say what?
Stranger: haha whats up?
You: nothings up, its all down
Stranger: what about the sky?
You: thats up!
You: thnx!
Stranger: haha
You: you really helped me!
Stranger: yo man calm down your gettin too excited
You: thank you soo much
You: give me morfine!
Stranger: what?
You: give me morfine!
Stranger: i aint got none
You: ill hang myself then
Stranger: nah man dont do that
You: ok i wont then
You: got drugs?
Stranger: nah i dont do that game
You: oh
You: well
You: what do you have?
Stranger: nothin that can help you at the moment
You: hmm
You: want to have anal sex?
Stranger: nah im good
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You: 20/m/Compton, San Andreas
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Op zondag 5 april 2009 19:29 schreef Krobsla het volgende:
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Stranger: Aww shiete
You: ha!
Stranger: she said she was 19!
You: sit down please
Stranger: i swear!
You: you know she was only 6
You: !
Stranger: godammit!
You: what do you hav to say?
You: why are you doin this?
Stranger: *sobs*
You: i have your chat history
Stranger: oh fuck
You: you think it is normal to say 'i'd like to insert a bulbasaur into your anus'
You: the girl is 6 years old!
You: dat dit kan in nederland!
Stranger: she said she was 18!
Stranger: i mean uh....19!
You: you just said she was 19?
You: well i know enough
You: you want to say anything before you walk out?
Stranger: I REGRET NOTHING
You: you can walk out now
Stranger: Aw shite, police!
You: HANDS UP
Stranger: Dont tase me bro!
Stranger: AHHH
Stranger: FUCK
You: pikachu usa lightning bolt!
Stranger: OH THE PAIN

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: We're no strangers to love
Stranger: You know the rules
You: and so do I
Stranger: a full commitments what mary-ellen's
Stranger: thinking of
You: You wouldn't get this from any other guy
Stranger: i just wanna tell you how im feeling
You: Gotta make you understand
Stranger: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi.
You: DAt dit kan in Nederland
Stranger: english/
Stranger: ?*
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Dat dit kan in Nederland
Stranger: пахнуть твою мать
You: ongelofelijk
You: dat je hier zómaar met vreemden kan praten
Stranger: russia
Stranger: nussi mummoos
You: weet je wel wat je allemaal aanricht man? praten met kleine meisjes op internet
Stranger: nussi pappaas
You: Dat dit kan in Nederland
You: dames en heren
Stranger: nussi ittees
You: vertrouw deze rus nooit
You: ook u kan het slachtoffer zijn
You: deze man verkoopt letters op een internet praat programma
You: straks komt hij in aanraking met uw kinderen!!!
You: Dat dit kan in Nederland
Stranger: you are mother fucker
You: Njet?
You: On-ge-lo-fe-lijk
Stranger: YES YOU ARE
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: say something interesting
You: Hi

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Stranger: unfair
You: hehe
You: what do you eat in finland
Stranger: food
You: hmm
You: i didn't thought about that
You: rabbit's, hamsters or guinnea pigs?
Stranger: O______________________________O
Stranger: I HAVE A BUNNY AND A HAMSTER! AND MY FRIEND HAVE 2 GUINNEA PIGS!!
Stranger: I'LL NEVER EAT THEM
You: oke, i can understand that i think
You: but theoretical you can eat them
You: right?

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 19:47 schreef GasTurbine het volgende:
The General1 doet nu ook lollig met z'n rickroll.

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You: Namek
You: I am the son of Piccolo
Stranger: never heard of it. is it nice?!
You: yess. only freeza is here and tries to kill us :/
Stranger: sounds bad!
You: yess
Stranger: Nothing tries to kill me here!
You: are you an aprentice of Goku?
Stranger: dont be stupid.
i am goku
You: wow
You: you are my hero
Stranger: yes indeed.
You: teach me how to fight
Stranger: it cannot be taught, the power to fight comes from within when it is needed.
is your need to fight great>
You: yess i want to kill freeza and save Namek
Stranger: how much?
You: very much. He killed my family and he must pay for it
Stranger: did your family deseve to die?
You: No! Freeza did it because my family was in ze resistance against ze germans
You: i mean freeza

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 19:47 schreef sander89 het volgende:
Een Duitser wil graag gebeld worden: +351916342512
Al vraag ik me af of het echt zijn eigen nummer is.

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Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: Were you from?
You: holland
Stranger: Ik ook
You: boh gek! :p
Stranger:
You: fok?
Stranger: nee
Stranger: Jongen of meisje?
You: j
Stranger: FU en fok zuigt, big time. WHITE POWER!

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:00 schreef Krobsla het volgende:
Waarom disconnecten er zoveel als ze horen dat je uit nl komt

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:02 schreef boem-dikkie het volgende:
Stranger: dont be stupid.
i am goku

!!!!!!!!!!

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:08 schreef EggsTC het volgende:

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:06 schreef DemonRage het volgende:
Ah kijk... de eerste link naar dit topic op het Finse forum:

http://demi.fi/keskustelut/147777/omegle-com-16 (20e post)

quote:

You: omg can someone hear me
Stranger: BRING ON THE TRUMPETS
You: I NEED FUCKING TRUMPETS
Stranger: WHY MAT
Stranger: MATE*
You: my trumpet isnt working
Stranger: GIV IT A GOOD BLOW
You: so no1 can hear me
You: pfffffffffffffff
Stranger: AW DIDDUMS
You: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: ??????????
You: my tong is stuck
Stranger: DONT WANNA KNOW
You: so where from
Stranger: ENGLAND
Stranger: U
You: TRUMPETLAND MAN
You: BLOW THE FACKING HORNSSSS
Stranger: SIKOOOO

quote:

Stranger: yes, i often ´get laid
Stranger: JOKE
You: SIKE!
Stranger: 8'D
You: sooooooooo
You: wanna have sex?
Stranger: 8D sure
You: allright
You: be there in a minute
You have disconnected.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:09 schreef Agiath het volgende:

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4chan heeft het ook ontdekt zie ik

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:16 schreef Siniti het volgende:

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Hoogst waarschijnlijk al lang voor fok

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Stranger: bitch
Stranger: say something niqqa
You: why should i, you didn't call me
You: and don't say you went to work
Stranger: oh hi
You: i bet it's Michelle again
Stranger: i slept with someone else
You: that fucking whore
You: i knew it
Stranger: no its not michelle
You: all guys are the same
Stranger: its stacy
You: NOT STACY
Stranger: stacy has bigger titties
You: but it's ok though
Stranger: so i like to motorboat them more
You: i have slept with your friend paul
Stranger: paul??
You: your penis was too small
You: sorry
Stranger: thats okay
Stranger: im asian
Stranger: i understand
You: no hard feelings
Stranger: none taken
Stranger: your pussy was not tight enough
You: i never took anything hard either
Stranger: you should be more like your mom
Stranger: what a courgar =)
You: your brother is also very nice
Stranger: you met him also?
You: yeh
Stranger: finally
You: and your other 3 brothers too
Stranger: omgosh
Stranger: when did i have so many brothers
You: YOU ARE ADOPTED
You: GG
You have disconnected.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:10 schreef Fooshantay het volgende:
Al die gasten die via zo'n site een chick proberen te regelen

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:17 schreef Siniti het volgende:

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Ben ik et eigenlijk wel mee eens

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:23 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Dus je wilde me niet echt daten?

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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: how are you doing?
Stranger: all right I guess
Stranger: say, can you give me a good tips for focusing on your work?
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: like paperwork and such
Stranger: I'm getting distracted by everything
You: like being less distracted while doing your job or what?
Stranger: yea
You: haha, well, for instance it depends on what kind of job you have
Stranger: well, it's written work
Stranger: and some practical art related
You: and is it home based, or in an office?
You: open space, cubicles?
Stranger: home/studio
You: To bad dude, working from home is a drag since you controll your complete environment
Stranger: yea, it's true
You: its YOUR music, YOUR internetconnection, YOUR tv
You: YOUR phone
Stranger: I use my computer a lot, so I get distracted by everything on the internet
You: I mean, there are to many nice things to do instead of your job
Stranger: like omegle, hehe
You: I can imagine
You: exactly
Stranger: well, thanks anyway
Stranger: see ya
You: good luck to you!
You: cheers
Stranger: thanks\
Stranger: cheers

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You: HELLO EARTHLING
Stranger: Why are people disconnecting when they're hearing i'm from Holland
You: omdat je stom bent!
You: HAHAHA
You have disconnected.

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You: sup
Stranger: hey
You: i can fly
Stranger: lol
You: did i mention it?
Stranger: superman
You: true that
Stranger: or superwomen
Stranger: haha
You: both
Stranger: in one?
You: yes
Stranger: ooo tasty
You: hermafrodite
Stranger: my fave
Stranger: lol
You: k, so wanna fuck?
Stranger: which country are u from?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: go for it
You: im from mars
Stranger: ill take the supewomen side
Stranger: if u dont mind lol
You: well, if you choose 1, you get both
Stranger: mars
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: ok
You: but dont get too exited
Stranger: i spose i can have your cock in my mouth
You: HAHA ;D
Stranger: not usually my thing
Stranger: but u know
Stranger: nothing wrong with experinmenting
You: i have a 30 inch cock but also huge tits
Stranger: lol
Stranger: sooo wrong
Stranger: yet sooo soooo right.....
You: no, its kinda nice
Stranger: haha
You: i usually fuck myself the russian style
Stranger: russian style?
You: jep
You: between the tits.
Stranger: oh lol
Stranger: why is that russian?
Stranger: lol
You: they call it that way
You: anyway, could you go fuck yourself?
Stranger: in england they dont lol
Stranger: im fucking myself right now
Stranger: i have a huge penis
You: nice, cumming already?
Stranger: and it bens around and slots into my arse
Stranger: not already
You: so what do they call it in england?
Stranger: i have stamina
You: i got intellect
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i got strengh
Stranger: just
Stranger: tit fucking lol
You: hehe, i have spellpower
Stranger: i have...resistance
You: cheat.
Stranger: lol

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:31 schreef Siniti het volgende:
Waarom zijn al mijn enigszins grappige gesprekken helemaal in caps?

quote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: let's do a game
You: Black or White?
Stranger: white
You: Vagina or Penis?
Stranger: both
You: Wine or Beer?
Stranger: both, mixed
You: /_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
Stranger: no i didnt
Stranger: i won
You: No
You: Incorrect answers
You: DEAL WITH IT
Stranger: lets try again!
You: ok
You: Black or White?
Stranger: white
You: Vagina or Penis
Stranger: vagina
You: Wine or Beer
Stranger: wine
You: Dad or mom
Stranger: mom
You: Life or die
Stranger: life
You: Gay or Hetero
Stranger: hetero
You: Cool or Smart
Stranger: cool
You: /_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
Stranger: awww
You: Not again!
You: damn
You: so close to being a millionair
Stranger: i thought people like you dont give a fuck about intelligence so i choce cool
Stranger: but yeah, take care
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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:33 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Heb ik jou nuw eer

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You: so you're the typical finnish jailbait?
Stranger: yess
You: pics are needed to judge if you're right or not
You: gogo
Stranger: i wont let you to judge me >; o
You: insecure goth girl?
Stranger: no , very nice ämmä
Stranger: and goodlooking even i said so
You: what's an amma?
Stranger: like bitch
You: ah, cool
You: well
You: claims without pics are not valid
You: so either just shut up about it or get some pics
You: ;D
Stranger: wait you bastard
You: alright
You: just don't make me wait too long
You: done soon?
Stranger: yeayea, just a sec
Stranger: http://irc-galleria.net/view.php?nick=kiia
You: tbh
You: i would hit it
You: with a baseball bat..
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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:34 schreef Siniti het volgende:

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babbel je over geitenkaas?

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:39 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Nee

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Stranger: hii
You: How are you today sir/madam?
Stranger: i'm fine and u?
You: Great thank, you
Stranger: where r u from?
You: UK
You: and you?
Stranger: I'm brazilian
Stranger: age?
You: 22
You: you?
Stranger: 15
You: lovely
Stranger: so.. do u know why sometimes when i say that i am brazilian people disconnect?
You: Because you live in the jungle?
Stranger: well, i hope not, because i don't live in the jungle
You: And you burn down nature so you could give us soja?
Stranger: in fact i never saw a jungle or anything li
Stranger: *like that
Stranger: do u guys really think that in brazil there is just jungle?
Stranger: and trees, and things like that?
You: of course
You: only jungle
Stranger: haha
You: what else could there be?
Stranger: I don't know.. maybe.. city?
You: Ah!
You: you already started building a civilization?
Stranger: yeah.. we did
You: How are things going?
Stranger: things are going good
You: You should look up the 'roman empire' on wiki
Stranger: haha
You: Should give you guys over there a head start
Stranger: very funny
You: that way you do not have to walk to wells anymore
Stranger: really? we don't? omg i'm surprise now
You: Just build a so called 'aqueduct'
Stranger: ohh of course
Stranger: you know, we couldn't have computers in jungle
Stranger: or either use it
You: Yes you have, it's called first contact
You: we supplied them to you
You: to keep us updated on you process
Stranger: omg
You: your*
Stranger: you guys are so good to us
Stranger: really saints
You: Soon you will be able to have intercourse without having the burden of a child 9 months later
Stranger: omg thats great
You: We have developed condoms
Stranger: really? I didn't expect that
Stranger: ¬¬
You: it's like your wooden penis case
You: as you have amongst your tribes
Stranger: ooh got it, I think here we call this "camisinha" ¬¬ is like a little shirt in portuguese
You: just rebranded import stuff
Stranger: of course
Stranger: so.. how is it to live in a place with buildings? ¬¬
You: Super sweet
Stranger: thats lovely
You: hell yeah
You: we even have musea with things that you call contemporary tools
Stranger: oh really?? i didn't know that
You: But I better go now, I'm just holding you up 'evolving', which you should do alone now with your tribe
Stranger: oh got it
Stranger: you want us to do it by our own
Stranger: really lovely
You: hang on there!
Stranger: hope you come to brazil when we start building things
You: bye!
Stranger: bye
You: sure i will
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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:40 schreef Skylark. het volgende:
Verdomme, ik was een slechte grap aan het maken, kom ik erachter dat het een meisje is uit Nederland. Dus ik verder informeren, geeft ze me dr Hyves, is ze keimooi. Nu heel goed contact

Mijn god.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:40 schreef Skylark. het volgende:
Verdomme, ik was een slechte grap aan het maken, kom ik erachter dat het een meisje is uit Nederland. Dus ik verder informeren, geeft ze me dr Hyves, is ze keimooi. Nu heel goed contact

Mijn god.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:54 schreef Maisnon het volgende:
veda heeft vast een scriptje ervoor

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:45 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Stranger: so hows life?
Stranger: pretty short i can say
You: Oh really
Stranger: yeah, time sure does flyy.
You: But youre like what
You: 1#?
You: 13 lol
Stranger: haha, yeah
Stranger: u?
Stranger: how do you know my age?
You: Im your mother
You: GET OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET
Stranger: she at work
You: I have internet at my work you know
Stranger: fine okay momm..
You: Young man, you do as I say right now.
Stranger: ur so unfair sometimes D:
Stranger: im a girl
You: Youll understand when you get older
You: No youre not
You: I gave birth to you, Id know
Stranger: yes I am! =]
Stranger: but i know what I am too!
Stranger: oh mom....
You: No you know what we tell you
Stranger: ur so..
You: But youre really a boy
You: Hahahaha, hows that for identity crisis
Stranger: =O
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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:41 schreef TheGeneral1 het volgende:

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Met welke letter begint haar naam ?

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:46 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Heel goed contact

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 21:08 schreef Skylark. het volgende:

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G


Zou wel een hele goede hoax zijn, aangezien ze meer dan 400 vrienden heeft en me toevoegde terwijl ze het zei.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: EMO
You: say hello
Stranger: BEHIND YOU
Stranger: WATCH OUT
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: woohoo
Stranger: really?
You: i think so...
Stranger: how come?
You: well... it just happened to mee
Stranger: what? oh do tell!
You: i can't really do anything about it
You: one day..
You: when i was outside.. i suddenly could't stop myself anymore
Stranger: * littledrummergirl waits in anticipation
You: i was just like woohooo ing all day
You: and now.. theyve put me in a isolation cell..
You: with a laptop thats nice of them
Stranger:
Stranger: really nice
Stranger: you can always masturbate to make time go
You: but inernetpron sucks..
You: and my imagination keeps going whooohooo
You: so that wont work either..
Stranger: depends on what kind of pron then
Stranger: and if your imagination is so whooooohooo then it should be quite good?
You: have you got other options to waste time?
Stranger: omegle is quite good for wasting time
You: well.. woohoo is positive.. but its not really getting me in the mood or anything
Stranger: ah kk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 21:11 schreef Caspian het volgende:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hai
You: ...?
Stranger: sup?
You: nothing really
You: you?
You: bored
Stranger: i put on
You: killing time, you know the drill :p
You: put on?
Stranger: my robe and wizard hat
You: WHAHAHAHAAA

Eerste gesprek

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: NO
Stranger: hi
You: Fuck this shit
You: MAN
You: what the hell am I doing
Stranger: what's wrong
You: FUCK
You: I want to die
You: where is the razor
You: cut myself NOW
Stranger: stop it
You: BLOOOOOD
You: nooooo
You: Don't wanna die it was a joke
You: aaaaaah
You: It hurts so much
You: please call 911
Stranger: what are u doing ???
You: dont....have....long....time
You: cut my wrists
You: FUCK
Stranger: stpo joking idiot
You: blood
You: i'm dizzy
You: opggffdsgdfsg
Stranger: where u from?
Stranger: dude ??
You: /_____\_____________\____________/____\
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|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
Stranger: L O L
Stranger: where u from =
Stranger: ?
You: Holland
Stranger: sweden ??
You: You?
Stranger: ou
Stranger: usa
You: ok
You: fuck you then
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: I GUESS GETTING RAPED
Stranger: WOULD BE KINDA NICE
Stranger: IF THE GUY WAS REALLY HOT
Stranger: AND USED PROTECTION
Stranger: AND DIDNT LIKE BEAT ME