geniale site: omegle #3

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:06 schreef DemonRage het volgende:
Ah kijk... de eerste link naar dit topic op het Finse forum:

http://demi.fi/keskustelut/147777/omegle-com-16 (20e post)

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You: omg can someone hear me
Stranger: BRING ON THE TRUMPETS
You: I NEED FUCKING TRUMPETS
Stranger: WHY MAT
Stranger: MATE*
You: my trumpet isnt working
Stranger: GIV IT A GOOD BLOW
You: so no1 can hear me
You: pfffffffffffffff
Stranger: AW DIDDUMS
You: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: ??????????
You: my tong is stuck
Stranger: DONT WANNA KNOW
You: so where from
Stranger: ENGLAND
Stranger: U
You: TRUMPETLAND MAN
You: BLOW THE FACKING HORNSSSS
Stranger: SIKOOOO

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Stranger: yes, i often ´get laid
Stranger: JOKE
You: SIKE!
Stranger: 8'D
You: sooooooooo
You: wanna have sex?
Stranger: 8D sure
You: allright
You: be there in a minute
You have disconnected.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:09 schreef Agiath het volgende:

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4chan heeft het ook ontdekt zie ik

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:16 schreef Siniti het volgende:

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Hoogst waarschijnlijk al lang voor fok

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Stranger: bitch
Stranger: say something niqqa
You: why should i, you didn't call me
You: and don't say you went to work
Stranger: oh hi
You: i bet it's Michelle again
Stranger: i slept with someone else
You: that fucking whore
You: i knew it
Stranger: no its not michelle
You: all guys are the same
Stranger: its stacy
You: NOT STACY
Stranger: stacy has bigger titties
You: but it's ok though
Stranger: so i like to motorboat them more
You: i have slept with your friend paul
Stranger: paul??
You: your penis was too small
You: sorry
Stranger: thats okay
Stranger: im asian
Stranger: i understand
You: no hard feelings
Stranger: none taken
Stranger: your pussy was not tight enough
You: i never took anything hard either
Stranger: you should be more like your mom
Stranger: what a courgar =)
You: your brother is also very nice
Stranger: you met him also?
You: yeh
Stranger: finally
You: and your other 3 brothers too
Stranger: omgosh
Stranger: when did i have so many brothers
You: YOU ARE ADOPTED
You: GG
You have disconnected.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:10 schreef Fooshantay het volgende:
Al die gasten die via zo'n site een chick proberen te regelen

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:17 schreef Siniti het volgende:

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Ben ik et eigenlijk wel mee eens

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:23 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Dus je wilde me niet echt daten?

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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: how are you doing?
Stranger: all right I guess
Stranger: say, can you give me a good tips for focusing on your work?
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: like paperwork and such
Stranger: I'm getting distracted by everything
You: like being less distracted while doing your job or what?
Stranger: yea
You: haha, well, for instance it depends on what kind of job you have
Stranger: well, it's written work
Stranger: and some practical art related
You: and is it home based, or in an office?
You: open space, cubicles?
Stranger: home/studio
You: To bad dude, working from home is a drag since you controll your complete environment
Stranger: yea, it's true
You: its YOUR music, YOUR internetconnection, YOUR tv
You: YOUR phone
Stranger: I use my computer a lot, so I get distracted by everything on the internet
You: I mean, there are to many nice things to do instead of your job
Stranger: like omegle, hehe
You: I can imagine
You: exactly
Stranger: well, thanks anyway
Stranger: see ya
You: good luck to you!
You: cheers
Stranger: thanks\
Stranger: cheers

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You: HELLO EARTHLING
Stranger: Why are people disconnecting when they're hearing i'm from Holland
You: omdat je stom bent!
You: HAHAHA
You have disconnected.

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You: sup
Stranger: hey
You: i can fly
Stranger: lol
You: did i mention it?
Stranger: superman
You: true that
Stranger: or superwomen
Stranger: haha
You: both
Stranger: in one?
You: yes
Stranger: ooo tasty
You: hermafrodite
Stranger: my fave
Stranger: lol
You: k, so wanna fuck?
Stranger: which country are u from?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: go for it
You: im from mars
Stranger: ill take the supewomen side
Stranger: if u dont mind lol
You: well, if you choose 1, you get both
Stranger: mars
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: ok
You: but dont get too exited
Stranger: i spose i can have your cock in my mouth
You: HAHA ;D
Stranger: not usually my thing
Stranger: but u know
Stranger: nothing wrong with experinmenting
You: i have a 30 inch cock but also huge tits
Stranger: lol
Stranger: sooo wrong
Stranger: yet sooo soooo right.....
You: no, its kinda nice
Stranger: haha
You: i usually fuck myself the russian style
Stranger: russian style?
You: jep
You: between the tits.
Stranger: oh lol
Stranger: why is that russian?
Stranger: lol
You: they call it that way
You: anyway, could you go fuck yourself?
Stranger: in england they dont lol
Stranger: im fucking myself right now
Stranger: i have a huge penis
You: nice, cumming already?
Stranger: and it bens around and slots into my arse
Stranger: not already
You: so what do they call it in england?
Stranger: i have stamina
You: i got intellect
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i got strengh
Stranger: just
Stranger: tit fucking lol
You: hehe, i have spellpower
Stranger: i have...resistance
You: cheat.
Stranger: lol

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:31 schreef Siniti het volgende:
Waarom zijn al mijn enigszins grappige gesprekken helemaal in caps?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: let's do a game
You: Black or White?
Stranger: white
You: Vagina or Penis?
Stranger: both
You: Wine or Beer?
Stranger: both, mixed
You: /_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
Stranger: no i didnt
Stranger: i won
You: No
You: Incorrect answers
You: DEAL WITH IT
Stranger: lets try again!
You: ok
You: Black or White?
Stranger: white
You: Vagina or Penis
Stranger: vagina
You: Wine or Beer
Stranger: wine
You: Dad or mom
Stranger: mom
You: Life or die
Stranger: life
You: Gay or Hetero
Stranger: hetero
You: Cool or Smart
Stranger: cool
You: /_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
Stranger: awww
You: Not again!
You: damn
You: so close to being a millionair
Stranger: i thought people like you dont give a fuck about intelligence so i choce cool
Stranger: but yeah, take care
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:33 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Heb ik jou nuw eer

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You: so you're the typical finnish jailbait?
Stranger: yess
You: pics are needed to judge if you're right or not
You: gogo
Stranger: i wont let you to judge me >; o
You: insecure goth girl?
Stranger: no , very nice ämmä
Stranger: and goodlooking even i said so
You: what's an amma?
Stranger: like bitch
You: ah, cool
You: well
You: claims without pics are not valid
You: so either just shut up about it or get some pics
You: ;D
Stranger: wait you bastard
You: alright
You: just don't make me wait too long
You: done soon?
Stranger: yeayea, just a sec
Stranger: http://irc-galleria.net/view.php?nick=kiia
You: tbh
You: i would hit it
You: with a baseball bat..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:34 schreef Siniti het volgende:

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babbel je over geitenkaas?