geniale site: omegle #3

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:06 schreef DemonRage het volgende:
Ah kijk... de eerste link naar dit topic op het Finse forum:

http://demi.fi/keskustelut/147777/omegle-com-16 (20e post)

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Al die gasten die via zo'n site een chick proberen te regelen

Beetje flauw deze

quote:

You: omg can someone hear me
Stranger: BRING ON THE TRUMPETS
You: I NEED FUCKING TRUMPETS
Stranger: WHY MAT
Stranger: MATE*
You: my trumpet isnt working
Stranger: GIV IT A GOOD BLOW
You: so no1 can hear me
You: pfffffffffffffff
Stranger: AW DIDDUMS
You: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: ??????????
You: my tong is stuck
Stranger: DONT WANNA KNOW
You: so where from
Stranger: ENGLAND
Stranger: U
You: TRUMPETLAND MAN
You: BLOW THE FACKING HORNSSSS
Stranger: SIKOOOO

quote:

Stranger: yes, i often ´get laid
Stranger: JOKE
You: SIKE!
Stranger: 8'D
You: sooooooooo
You: wanna have sex?
Stranger: 8D sure
You: allright
You: be there in a minute
You have disconnected.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:09 schreef Agiath het volgende:

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4chan heeft het ook ontdekt zie ik

Hoogst waarschijnlijk al lang voor fok

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:16 schreef Siniti het volgende:

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Hoogst waarschijnlijk al lang voor fok

Dat denk ik wel

quote:

Stranger: bitch
Stranger: say something niqqa
You: why should i, you didn't call me
You: and don't say you went to work
Stranger: oh hi
You: i bet it's Michelle again
Stranger: i slept with someone else
You: that fucking whore
You: i knew it
Stranger: no its not michelle
You: all guys are the same
Stranger: its stacy
You: NOT STACY
Stranger: stacy has bigger titties
You: but it's ok though
Stranger: so i like to motorboat them more
You: i have slept with your friend paul
Stranger: paul??
You: your penis was too small
You: sorry
Stranger: thats okay
Stranger: im asian
Stranger: i understand
You: no hard feelings
Stranger: none taken
Stranger: your pussy was not tight enough
You: i never took anything hard either
Stranger: you should be more like your mom
Stranger: what a courgar =)
You: your brother is also very nice
Stranger: you met him also?
You: yeh
Stranger: finally
You: and your other 3 brothers too
Stranger: omgosh
Stranger: when did i have so many brothers
You: YOU ARE ADOPTED
You: GG
You have disconnected.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:10 schreef Fooshantay het volgende:
Al die gasten die via zo'n site een chick proberen te regelen

Ben ik et eigenlijk wel mee eens

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:17 schreef Siniti het volgende:

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Ben ik et eigenlijk wel mee eens

Dus je wilde me niet echt daten?

Die veda is fucking irritant.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:23 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Dus je wilde me niet echt daten?

Omdat je het zo lief vraagt

Echt waar, een gesprek wat begint met "heb je tips hoe ik minder afgeleid word op mijn werk"...

quote:

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: how are you doing?
Stranger: all right I guess
Stranger: say, can you give me a good tips for focusing on your work?
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: like paperwork and such
Stranger: I'm getting distracted by everything
You: like being less distracted while doing your job or what?
Stranger: yea
You: haha, well, for instance it depends on what kind of job you have
Stranger: well, it's written work
Stranger: and some practical art related
You: and is it home based, or in an office?
You: open space, cubicles?
Stranger: home/studio
You: To bad dude, working from home is a drag since you controll your complete environment
Stranger: yea, it's true
You: its YOUR music, YOUR internetconnection, YOUR tv
You: YOUR phone
Stranger: I use my computer a lot, so I get distracted by everything on the internet
You: I mean, there are to many nice things to do instead of your job
Stranger: like omegle, hehe
You: I can imagine
You: exactly
Stranger: well, thanks anyway
Stranger: see ya
You: good luck to you!
You: cheers
Stranger: thanks\
Stranger: cheers

En er nog serieus op ingaan ook

Stranger: hey!
You: Are you Edward?
Stranger: no
You: Seriously?
Stranger: wer r u from?
You: C'mon I know its you.
You: Ha ha the joke is over Edward.
Stranger: hey.. i'm not edward
You: Ok
You: Proove you're not Edward.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

quote:

You: HELLO EARTHLING
Stranger: Why are people disconnecting when they're hearing i'm from Holland
You: omdat je stom bent!
You: HAHAHA
You have disconnected.

quote:

You: sup
Stranger: hey
You: i can fly
Stranger: lol
You: did i mention it?
Stranger: superman
You: true that
Stranger: or superwomen
Stranger: haha
You: both
Stranger: in one?
You: yes
Stranger: ooo tasty
You: hermafrodite
Stranger: my fave
Stranger: lol
You: k, so wanna fuck?
Stranger: which country are u from?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: go for it
You: im from mars
Stranger: ill take the supewomen side
Stranger: if u dont mind lol
You: well, if you choose 1, you get both
Stranger: mars
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: ok
You: but dont get too exited
Stranger: i spose i can have your cock in my mouth
You: HAHA ;D
Stranger: not usually my thing
Stranger: but u know
Stranger: nothing wrong with experinmenting
You: i have a 30 inch cock but also huge tits
Stranger: lol
Stranger: sooo wrong
Stranger: yet sooo soooo right.....
You: no, its kinda nice
Stranger: haha
You: i usually fuck myself the russian style
Stranger: russian style?
You: jep
You: between the tits.
Stranger: oh lol
Stranger: why is that russian?
Stranger: lol
You: they call it that way
You: anyway, could you go fuck yourself?
Stranger: in england they dont lol
Stranger: im fucking myself right now
Stranger: i have a huge penis
You: nice, cumming already?
Stranger: and it bens around and slots into my arse
Stranger: not already
You: so what do they call it in england?
Stranger: i have stamina
You: i got intellect
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i got strengh
Stranger: just
Stranger: tit fucking lol
You: hehe, i have spellpower
Stranger: i have...resistance
You: cheat.
Stranger: lol

verslavende site

Waarom zijn al mijn enigszins grappige gesprekken helemaal in caps?

Ook al gerickrolled door veda

Ik heb geluk geen smallpox!

Stranger: Hi.
You: schubbekuttveen de gekste!
Stranger: Yes, sometimes.
Stranger: I am reading about smallpox.
You: woehoeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: thats nice
You: do i have smallpox?
Stranger: Well, it's nice that we've eradicated it.
Stranger: Having done so, the answer to your question is "no".
You: well i am not sure
You: when i woke up this morning i heard some smoll poxx every few second
Stranger: That is not a sympton of smallpox.
Stranger: You will be OK.
Your conversational partner has disconnected

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:31 schreef Siniti het volgende:
Waarom zijn al mijn enigszins grappige gesprekken helemaal in caps?

Heb ik jou nuw eer

Oe een nederlander! De eerste...

quote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: let's do a game
You: Black or White?
Stranger: white
You: Vagina or Penis?
Stranger: both
You: Wine or Beer?
Stranger: both, mixed
You: /_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
Stranger: no i didnt
Stranger: i won
You: No
You: Incorrect answers
You: DEAL WITH IT
Stranger: lets try again!
You: ok
You: Black or White?
Stranger: white
You: Vagina or Penis
Stranger: vagina
You: Wine or Beer
Stranger: wine
You: Dad or mom
Stranger: mom
You: Life or die
Stranger: life
You: Gay or Hetero
Stranger: hetero
You: Cool or Smart
Stranger: cool
You: /_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
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___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
Stranger: awww
You: Not again!
You: damn
You: so close to being a millionair
Stranger: i thought people like you dont give a fuck about intelligence so i choce cool
Stranger: but yeah, take care
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:33 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Heb ik jou nuw eer

babbel je over geitenkaas?

quote:

You: so you're the typical finnish jailbait?
Stranger: yess
You: pics are needed to judge if you're right or not
You: gogo
Stranger: i wont let you to judge me >; o
You: insecure goth girl?
Stranger: no , very nice ämmä
Stranger: and goodlooking even i said so
You: what's an amma?
Stranger: like bitch
You: ah, cool
You: well
You: claims without pics are not valid
You: so either just shut up about it or get some pics
You: ;D
Stranger: wait you bastard
You: alright
You: just don't make me wait too long
You: done soon?
Stranger: yeayea, just a sec
Stranger: http://irc-galleria.net/view.php?nick=kiia
You: tbh
You: i would hit it
You: with a baseball bat..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hehe.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:34 schreef Siniti het volgende:

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babbel je over geitenkaas?

Nee

Verdomme, ik was een slechte grap aan het maken, kom ik erachter dat het een meisje is uit Nederland. Dus ik verder informeren, geeft ze me dr Hyves, is ze keimooi. Nu heel goed contact

Mijn god.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:39 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Nee

Dan heb ik iemand anders

quote:

Stranger: hii
You: How are you today sir/madam?
Stranger: i'm fine and u?
You: Great thank, you
Stranger: where r u from?
You: UK
You: and you?
Stranger: I'm brazilian
Stranger: age?
You: 22
You: you?
Stranger: 15
You: lovely
Stranger: so.. do u know why sometimes when i say that i am brazilian people disconnect?
You: Because you live in the jungle?
Stranger: well, i hope not, because i don't live in the jungle
You: And you burn down nature so you could give us soja?
Stranger: in fact i never saw a jungle or anything li
Stranger: *like that
Stranger: do u guys really think that in brazil there is just jungle?
Stranger: and trees, and things like that?
You: of course
You: only jungle
Stranger: haha
You: what else could there be?
Stranger: I don't know.. maybe.. city?
You: Ah!
You: you already started building a civilization?
Stranger: yeah.. we did
You: How are things going?
Stranger: things are going good
You: You should look up the 'roman empire' on wiki
Stranger: haha
You: Should give you guys over there a head start
Stranger: very funny
You: that way you do not have to walk to wells anymore
Stranger: really? we don't? omg i'm surprise now
You: Just build a so called 'aqueduct'
Stranger: ohh of course
Stranger: you know, we couldn't have computers in jungle
Stranger: or either use it
You: Yes you have, it's called first contact
You: we supplied them to you
You: to keep us updated on you process
Stranger: omg
You: your*
Stranger: you guys are so good to us
Stranger: really saints
You: Soon you will be able to have intercourse without having the burden of a child 9 months later
Stranger: omg thats great
You: We have developed condoms
Stranger: really? I didn't expect that
Stranger: ¬¬
You: it's like your wooden penis case
You: as you have amongst your tribes
Stranger: ooh got it, I think here we call this "camisinha" ¬¬ is like a little shirt in portuguese
You: just rebranded import stuff
Stranger: of course
Stranger: so.. how is it to live in a place with buildings? ¬¬
You: Super sweet
Stranger: thats lovely
You: hell yeah
You: we even have musea with things that you call contemporary tools
Stranger: oh really?? i didn't know that
You: But I better go now, I'm just holding you up 'evolving', which you should do alone now with your tribe
Stranger: oh got it
Stranger: you want us to do it by our own
Stranger: really lovely
You: hang on there!
Stranger: hope you come to brazil when we start building things
You: bye!
Stranger: bye
You: sure i will
You have disconnected.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:40 schreef Skylark. het volgende:
Verdomme, ik was een slechte grap aan het maken, kom ik erachter dat het een meisje is uit Nederland. Dus ik verder informeren, geeft ze me dr Hyves, is ze keimooi. Nu heel goed contact

Mijn god.

Met welke letter begint haar naam ?

Stranger: age/sex/location
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: age/sex/location
Stranger: ?
You: 20, male, holland
You: you?
Stranger: 19,female, sweden
Stranger: ?
Stranger: are you hear?
You: you like Smörgåsbord?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you?
You: i never had Smörgåsbord
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: so hows life?
Stranger: pretty short i can say
You: Oh really
Stranger: yeah, time sure does flyy.
You: But youre like what
You: 1#?
You: 13 lol
Stranger: haha, yeah
Stranger: u?
Stranger: how do you know my age?
You: Im your mother
You: GET OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET
Stranger: she at work
You: I have internet at my work you know
Stranger: fine okay momm..
You: Young man, you do as I say right now.
Stranger: ur so unfair sometimes D:
Stranger: im a girl
You: Youll understand when you get older
You: No youre not
You: I gave birth to you, Id know
Stranger: yes I am! =]
Stranger: but i know what I am too!
Stranger: oh mom....
You: No you know what we tell you
Stranger: ur so..
You: But youre really a boy
You: Hahahaha, hows that for identity crisis
Stranger: =O
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Welke debiel is er zo onhandig?


Stranger: Op zondag 5 april 2009 18:15 schreef iBolt het volgende:

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proets

This is not goodbye he said
It is just time for me to rest my head
He does not walk he runs instead
Down these jagged streets and into my bed


Chr1st1aan
Tukkerjood [] zondag 5 april 2009 @ 18:17 (#153)


Wat moet dat /b/ voorstellen?
Als je hoort hoe het klokje thuis tikt, zit je niet in het café.


tomaad [] zondag 5 april 2009 @ 18:19 (#154)


Bij mij wil de site niet meer... bij jullie blijkbaar wel?
wij zijn tom en aad en houden niet van tomaten, en zijn hier niet om in enige vorm tomaten te propaganderen.


Aanvoerder
Fascist Jew! [] zondag 5 april 2009 @ 18:19 (#155)


Wie is Veda? Sterf met je Rick-Roll!
AFC Ajax | SS Lazio | SK Slavia
"Het gaat nu even slecht, maar je moet Ajax altijd blijven steunen hè," zei hij. Hij herhaalde zijn boodschap nog eens: "Altijd blijven steunen, die club. Daar ben je Ajacied voor."


lynda [] zondag 5 april 2009 @ 18:22 (#156)


O lekkere Braziliaan



Aanvoerder
Fascist Jew! [] zondag 5 april 2009 @ 18:23 (#157)


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You have just been rickrolled by veda from FOK.nl
AFC Ajax | SS Lazio | SK Slavia
"Het gaat nu even slecht, maar je moet Ajax altijd blijven steunen hè," zei hij. Hij herhaalde zijn boodschap nog eens: "Altijd blijven steunen, die club. Daar ben je Ajacied voor."


DeeCruise
Carpe Noctum [] zondag 5 april 2009 @ 18:25 (#158)


Pagina disconnect nogal regelmatig
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die..."


Harajuku.
C'est magnifique. [ Moderator ] zondag 5 april 2009 @ 18:28 (#159)


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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:40 schreef Skylark. het volgende:
Verdomme, ik was een slechte grap aan het maken, kom ik erachter dat het een meisje is uit Nederland. Dus ik verder informeren, geeft ze me dr Hyves, is ze keimooi. Nu heel goed contact

Mijn god.

Heel goed contact

hey gerickrolled door veda its a small world after all

veda heeft vast een scriptje ervoor

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:54 schreef Maisnon het volgende:
veda heeft vast een scriptje ervoor

Of gewoon:

Ctrl + V -> enter -> discon. -> 2x enter -> Ctrl +V

Ik kreeg een geniaal filmpje door van een finse chick, dit is als je altijd hebt willen weten waar de kerstman vandaan komt


er is ook nog een deel 2

Nee een scriptje, heeft ie al eerder in de reeks gezegd.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:45 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Stranger: so hows life?
Stranger: pretty short i can say
You: Oh really
Stranger: yeah, time sure does flyy.
You: But youre like what
You: 1#?
You: 13 lol
Stranger: haha, yeah
Stranger: u?
Stranger: how do you know my age?
You: Im your mother
You: GET OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET
Stranger: she at work
You: I have internet at my work you know
Stranger: fine okay momm..
You: Young man, you do as I say right now.
Stranger: ur so unfair sometimes D:
Stranger: im a girl
You: Youll understand when you get older
You: No youre not
You: I gave birth to you, Id know
Stranger: yes I am! =]
Stranger: but i know what I am too!
Stranger: oh mom....
You: No you know what we tell you
Stranger: ur so..
You: But youre really a boy
You: Hahahaha, hows that for identity crisis
Stranger: =O
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Haha! Doet me denken aan Butters van South Park

You: hello
Stranger: hiii
Stranger: how do yo do?
You: not good
You: i think my wife is cheating on me
You: with you!
Stranger: Oooooooo no!! YOU TRAPPED ME
You: i knew it!
You: I'm gonna kill you all!
Stranger: I'm sooo sorry, but i couldn't resist her!
Stranger: Oooooo knoooooow
Stranger: DON'T KILL ME
Stranger: I'm so young!
You: how young?
Stranger: 15!
Stranger: You?
You: WTF
You: my wife cheated on me with a 15 year old!
Stranger: Yeah
You: i thought you were overage at least!
Stranger: I know it's very hard!
Stranger: Nooo, i'm not
You: *slits throats*
You: goodbye
Stranger: Byee byee

quote:

Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:41 schreef TheGeneral1 het volgende:

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Met welke letter begint haar naam ?

G


Zou wel een hele goede hoax zijn, aangezien ze meer dan 400 vrienden heeft en me toevoegde terwijl ze het zei.

quote:

Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:46 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Heel goed contact

Vandaar de herhaaldelijke 's.

quote:

Op zondag 5 april 2009 21:08 schreef Skylark. het volgende:

[..]

G


Zou wel een hele goede hoax zijn, aangezien ze meer dan 400 vrienden heeft en me toevoegde terwijl ze het zei.

Guido?

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hai
You: ...?
Stranger: sup?
You: nothing really
You: you?
You: bored
Stranger: i put on
You: killing time, you know the drill :p
You: put on?
Stranger: my robe and wizard hat
You: WHAHAHAHAAA

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quote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: EMO
You: say hello
Stranger: BEHIND YOU
Stranger: WATCH OUT
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

kom ik daarnet weer een fokster van 19 tegen met uiteraard de bekende asci art plaates

quote:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: woohoo
Stranger: really?
You: i think so...
Stranger: how come?
You: well... it just happened to mee
Stranger: what? oh do tell!
You: i can't really do anything about it
You: one day..
You: when i was outside.. i suddenly could't stop myself anymore
Stranger: * littledrummergirl waits in anticipation
You: i was just like woohooo ing all day
You: and now.. theyve put me in a isolation cell..
You: with a laptop thats nice of them
Stranger:
Stranger: really nice
Stranger: you can always masturbate to make time go
You: but inernetpron sucks..
You: and my imagination keeps going whooohooo
You: so that wont work either..
Stranger: depends on what kind of pron then
Stranger: and if your imagination is so whooooohooo then it should be quite good?
You: have you got other options to waste time?
Stranger: omegle is quite good for wasting time
You: well.. woohoo is positive.. but its not really getting me in the mood or anything
Stranger: ah kk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

quote:

Op zondag 5 april 2009 21:11 schreef Caspian het volgende:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hai
You: ...?
Stranger: sup?
You: nothing really
You: you?
You: bored
Stranger: i put on
You: killing time, you know the drill :p
You: put on?
Stranger: my robe and wizard hat
You: WHAHAHAHAAA

Eerste gesprek

Bloodninja ripoff

quote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: NO
Stranger: hi
You: Fuck this shit
You: MAN
You: what the hell am I doing
Stranger: what's wrong
You: FUCK
You: I want to die
You: where is the razor
You: cut myself NOW
Stranger: stop it
You: BLOOOOOD
You: nooooo
You: Don't wanna die it was a joke
You: aaaaaah
You: It hurts so much
You: please call 911
Stranger: what are u doing ???
You: dont....have....long....time
You: cut my wrists
You: FUCK
Stranger: stpo joking idiot
You: blood
You: i'm dizzy
You: opggffdsgdfsg
Stranger: where u from?
Stranger: dude ??
You: /_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
Stranger: L O L
Stranger: where u from =
Stranger: ?
You: Holland
Stranger: sweden ??
You: You?
Stranger: ou
Stranger: usa
You: ok
You: fuck you then
You have disconnected.

Na dat "I'm dizzy" en dat "ggfdgfdf", was het toch even een minuut stil hehehehe

Kleine anekdote

quote:

Stranger: I GUESS GETTING RAPED
Stranger: WOULD BE KINDA NICE
Stranger: IF THE GUY WAS REALLY HOT
Stranger: AND USED PROTECTION
Stranger: AND DIDNT LIKE BEAT ME