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Verdomme, ik was een slechte grap aan het maken, kom ik erachter dat het een meisje is uit Nederland. Dus ik verder informeren, geeft ze me dr Hyves, is ze keimooi. Nu heel goed contact
Mijn god.
Mijn god.
zwakken overleven moeilijk, sterken zitten in de wolken
quote:Stranger: hii
You: How are you today sir/madam?
Stranger: i'm fine and u?
You: Great thank, you
Stranger: where r u from?
You: UK
You: and you?
Stranger: I'm brazilian
Stranger: age?
You: 22
You: you?
Stranger: 15
You: lovely
Stranger: so.. do u know why sometimes when i say that i am brazilian people disconnect?
You: Because you live in the jungle?
Stranger: well, i hope not, because i don't live in the jungle
You: And you burn down nature so you could give us soja?
Stranger: in fact i never saw a jungle or anything li
Stranger: *like that
Stranger: do u guys really think that in brazil there is just jungle?
Stranger: and trees, and things like that?
You: of course
You: only jungle
Stranger: haha
You: what else could there be?
Stranger: I don't know.. maybe.. city?
You: Ah!
You: you already started building a civilization?
Stranger: yeah.. we did
You: How are things going?
Stranger: things are going good
You: You should look up the 'roman empire' on wiki
Stranger: haha
You: Should give you guys over there a head start
Stranger: very funny
You: that way you do not have to walk to wells anymore
Stranger: really? we don't? omg i'm surprise now
You: Just build a so called 'aqueduct'
Stranger: ohh of course
Stranger: you know, we couldn't have computers in jungle
Stranger: or either use it
You: Yes you have, it's called first contact
You: we supplied them to you
You: to keep us updated on you process
Stranger: omg
You: your*
Stranger: you guys are so good to us
Stranger: really saints
You: Soon you will be able to have intercourse without having the burden of a child 9 months later
Stranger: omg thats great
You: We have developed condoms
Stranger: really? I didn't expect that
Stranger: ¬¬
You: it's like your wooden penis case
You: as you have amongst your tribes
Stranger: ooh got it, I think here we call this "camisinha" ¬¬ is like a little shirt in portuguese
You: just rebranded import stuff
Stranger: of course
Stranger: so.. how is it to live in a place with buildings? ¬¬
You: Super sweet
Stranger: thats lovely
You: hell yeah
You: we even have musea with things that you call contemporary tools
Stranger: oh really?? i didn't know that
You: But I better go now, I'm just holding you up 'evolving', which you should do alone now with your tribe
Stranger: oh got it
Stranger: you want us to do it by our own
Stranger: really lovely
You: hang on there!
Stranger: hope you come to brazil when we start building things
You: bye!
Stranger: bye
You: sure i will
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Met welke letter begint haar naamquote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:40 schreef Skylark. het volgende:
Verdomme, ik was een slechte grap aan het maken, kom ik erachter dat het een meisje is uit Nederland. Dus ik verder informeren, geeft ze me dr Hyves, is ze keimooi. Nu heel goed contact
Mijn god.
?
Stranger: age/sex/location
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: age/sex/location
Stranger: ?
You: 20, male, holland
You: you?
Stranger: 19,female, sweden
Stranger: ?
Stranger: are you hear?
You: you like Smörgåsbord?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you?
You: i never had Smörgåsbord
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: age/sex/location
Stranger: ?
You: 20, male, holland
You: you?
Stranger: 19,female, sweden
Stranger: ?
Stranger: are you hear?
You: you like Smörgåsbord?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you?
You: i never had Smörgåsbord
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Stranger: so hows life?
Stranger: pretty short i can say
You: Oh really
Stranger: yeah, time sure does flyy.
You: But youre like what
You: 1#?
You: 13 lol
Stranger: haha, yeah
Stranger: u?
Stranger: how do you know my age?
You: Im your mother
You: GET OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET
Stranger: she at work
You: I have internet at my work you know
Stranger: fine okay momm..
You: Young man, you do as I say right now.
Stranger: ur so unfair sometimes D:
Stranger: im a girl
You: Youll understand when you get older
You: No youre not
You: I gave birth to you, Id know
Stranger: yes I am! =]
Stranger: but i know what I am too!
Stranger: oh mom....
You: No you know what we tell you
Stranger: ur so..
You: But youre really a boy
You: Hahahaha, hows that for identity crisis
Stranger: =O
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Stranger: pretty short i can say
You: Oh really
Stranger: yeah, time sure does flyy.
You: But youre like what
You: 1#?
You: 13 lol
Stranger: haha, yeah
Stranger: u?
Stranger: how do you know my age?
You: Im your mother
You: GET OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET
Stranger: she at work
You: I have internet at my work you know
Stranger: fine okay momm..
You: Young man, you do as I say right now.
Stranger: ur so unfair sometimes D:
Stranger: im a girl
You: Youll understand when you get older
You: No youre not
You: I gave birth to you, Id know
Stranger: yes I am! =]
Stranger: but i know what I am too!
Stranger: oh mom....
You: No you know what we tell you
Stranger: ur so..
You: But youre really a boy
You: Hahahaha, hows that for identity crisis
Stranger: =O
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I liked it. I was good at it. It made me feel alive.
Welke debiel is er zo onhandig?
Stranger: Op zondag 5 april 2009 18:15 schreef iBolt het volgende:
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proets
This is not goodbye he said
It is just time for me to rest my head
He does not walk he runs instead
Down these jagged streets and into my bed
Chr1st1aan
Tukkerjood [] zondag 5 april 2009 @ 18:17 (#153)
Wat moet dat /b/ voorstellen?
Als je hoort hoe het klokje thuis tikt, zit je niet in het café.
tomaad [] zondag 5 april 2009 @ 18:19 (#154)
Bij mij wil de site niet meer... bij jullie blijkbaar wel?
wij zijn tom en aad en houden niet van tomaten, en zijn hier niet om in enige vorm tomaten te propaganderen.
Aanvoerder
Fascist Jew! [] zondag 5 april 2009 @ 18:19 (#155)
Wie is Veda? Sterf met je Rick-Roll!
AFC Ajax | SS Lazio | SK Slavia
"Het gaat nu even slecht, maar je moet Ajax altijd blijven steunen hè," zei hij. Hij herhaalde zijn boodschap nog eens: "Altijd blijven steunen, die club. Daar ben je Ajacied voor."
lynda [] zondag 5 april 2009 @ 18:22 (#156)
O lekkere Braziliaan
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"Het gaat nu even slecht, maar je moet Ajax altijd blijven steunen hè," zei hij. Hij herhaalde zijn boodschap nog eens: "Altijd blijven steunen, die club. Daar ben je Ajacied voor."
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Carpe Noctum [] zondag 5 april 2009 @ 18:25 (#158)
Pagina disconnect nogal regelmatig
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die..."
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Stranger: Op zondag 5 april 2009 18:15 schreef iBolt het volgende:
[..]
proets
This is not goodbye he said
It is just time for me to rest my head
He does not walk he runs instead
Down these jagged streets and into my bed
Chr1st1aan
Tukkerjood [] zondag 5 april 2009 @ 18:17 (#153)
Wat moet dat /b/ voorstellen?
Als je hoort hoe het klokje thuis tikt, zit je niet in het café.
tomaad [] zondag 5 april 2009 @ 18:19 (#154)
Bij mij wil de site niet meer... bij jullie blijkbaar wel?
wij zijn tom en aad en houden niet van tomaten, en zijn hier niet om in enige vorm tomaten te propaganderen.
Aanvoerder
Fascist Jew! [] zondag 5 april 2009 @ 18:19 (#155)
Wie is Veda? Sterf met je Rick-Roll!
AFC Ajax | SS Lazio | SK Slavia
"Het gaat nu even slecht, maar je moet Ajax altijd blijven steunen hè," zei hij. Hij herhaalde zijn boodschap nog eens: "Altijd blijven steunen, die club. Daar ben je Ajacied voor."
lynda [] zondag 5 april 2009 @ 18:22 (#156)
O lekkere Braziliaan
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Fascist Jew! [] zondag 5 april 2009 @ 18:23 (#157)
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"Het gaat nu even slecht, maar je moet Ajax altijd blijven steunen hè," zei hij. Hij herhaalde zijn boodschap nog eens: "Altijd blijven steunen, die club. Daar ben je Ajacied voor."
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Carpe Noctum [] zondag 5 april 2009 @ 18:25 (#158)
Pagina disconnect nogal regelmatig
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die..."
Harajuku.
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Heel goed contactquote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:40 schreef Skylark. het volgende:
Verdomme, ik was een slechte grap aan het maken, kom ik erachter dat het een meisje is uit Nederland. Dus ik verder informeren, geeft ze me dr Hyves, is ze keimooi. Nu heel goed contact
Mijn god.
I liked it. I was good at it. It made me feel alive.
hey gerickrolled door veda its a small world after all
its a small world after all
In A World Of Emoticons, I'm Colon Capital D
Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow!
Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow!
Ik kreeg een geniaal filmpje door van een finse chick, dit is als je altijd hebt willen weten waar de kerstman vandaan komt 
er is ook nog een deel 2
er is ook nog een deel 2
Haha! Doet me denken aan Butters van South Parkquote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:45 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Stranger: so hows life?
Stranger: pretty short i can say
You: Oh really
Stranger: yeah, time sure does flyy.
You: But youre like what
You: 1#?
You: 13 lol
Stranger: haha, yeah
Stranger: u?
Stranger: how do you know my age?
You: Im your mother
You: GET OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET
Stranger: she at work
You: I have internet at my work you know
Stranger: fine okay momm..
You: Young man, you do as I say right now.
Stranger: ur so unfair sometimes D:
Stranger: im a girl
You: Youll understand when you get older
You: No youre not
You: I gave birth to you, Id know
Stranger: yes I am! =]
Stranger: but i know what I am too!
Stranger: oh mom....
You: No you know what we tell you
Stranger: ur so..
You: But youre really a boy
You: Hahahaha, hows that for identity crisis
Stranger: =O
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
WOS'ser for life.
You: hello
Stranger: hiii
Stranger: how do yo do?
You: not good
You: i think my wife is cheating on me
You: with you!
Stranger: Oooooooo no!! YOU TRAPPED ME
You: i knew it!
You: I'm gonna kill you all!
Stranger: I'm sooo sorry, but i couldn't resist her!
Stranger: Oooooo knoooooow
Stranger: DON'T KILL ME
Stranger: I'm so young!
You: how young?
Stranger: 15!
Stranger: You?
You: WTF
You: my wife cheated on me with a 15 year old!
Stranger: Yeah
You: i thought you were overage at least!
Stranger: I know it's very hard!
Stranger: Nooo, i'm not
You: *slits throats*
You: goodbye
Stranger: Byee byee
Stranger: hiii
Stranger: how do yo do?
You: not good
You: i think my wife is cheating on me
You: with you!
Stranger: Oooooooo no!! YOU TRAPPED ME
You: i knew it!
You: I'm gonna kill you all!
Stranger: I'm sooo sorry, but i couldn't resist her!
Stranger: Oooooo knoooooow
Stranger: DON'T KILL ME
Stranger: I'm so young!
You: how young?
Stranger: 15!
Stranger: You?
You: WTF
You: my wife cheated on me with a 15 year old!
Stranger: Yeah
You: i thought you were overage at least!
Stranger: I know it's very hard!
Stranger: Nooo, i'm not
You: *slits throats*
You: goodbye
Stranger: Byee byee
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Gquote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 20:41 schreef TheGeneral1 het volgende:
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Met welke letter begint haar naam
Zou wel een hele goede hoax zijn, aangezien ze meer dan 400 vrienden heeft en me toevoegde terwijl ze het zei.
zwakken overleven moeilijk, sterken zitten in de wolken
Guido?quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 21:08 schreef Skylark. het volgende:
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Zou wel een hele goede hoax zijn, aangezien ze meer dan 400 vrienden heeft en me toevoegde terwijl ze het zei.
'houd je bek is joh, als je zulke grote kk praatjes heb moet je is naar Tiel komen.'
„Je bent ’n keronje! Je mag zelf ’n zoogdier wezen, jy en je zoon, dat zeg ik je!”
„Je bent ’n keronje! Je mag zelf ’n zoogdier wezen, jy en je zoon, dat zeg ik je!”
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hai
You: ...?
Stranger: sup?
You: nothing really
You: you?
You: bored
Stranger: i put on
You: killing time, you know the drill :p
You: put on?
Stranger: my robe and wizard hat
You: WHAHAHAHAAA
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hai
You: ...?
Stranger: sup?
You: nothing really
You: you?
You: bored
Stranger: i put on
You: killing time, you know the drill :p
You: put on?
Stranger: my robe and wizard hat
You: WHAHAHAHAAA
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Take Sick Boy, for instance, he came off junk at the same time as me, not because he wanted to, you understand, but just to annoy me, just to show me how easily he could do it, thereby downgrading my own struggle.
quote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: EMO
You: say hello
Stranger: BEHIND YOU
Stranger: WATCH OUT
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Als je hoort hoe het klokje thuis tikt, zit je niet in het café.
quote:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: woohoo
Stranger: really?
You: i think so...
Stranger: how come?
You: well... it just happened to mee
Stranger: what? oh do tell!
You: i can't really do anything about it
You: one day..
You: when i was outside.. i suddenly could't stop myself anymore
Stranger: * littledrummergirl waits in anticipation
You: i was just like woohooo ing all day
You: and now.. theyve put me in a isolation cell..
You: with a laptopthats nice of them
Stranger:
Stranger: really nice
Stranger: you can always masturbate to make time go
You: but inernetpron sucks..
You: and my imagination keeps going whooohooo
You: so that wont work either..
Stranger: depends on what kind of pron then
Stranger: and if your imagination is so whooooohooo then it should be quite good?
You: have you got other options to waste time?
Stranger: omegle is quite good for wasting time
You: well.. woohoo is positive.. but its not really getting me in the mood or anything
Stranger: ah kk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
In A World Of Emoticons, I'm Colon Capital D
Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow!
Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow!
Bloodninja ripoffquote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 21:11 schreef Caspian het volgende:
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hai
You: ...?
Stranger: sup?
You: nothing really
You: you?
You: bored
Stranger: i put on
You: killing time, you know the drill :p
You: put on?
Stranger: my robe and wizard hat
You: WHAHAHAHAAA
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Na dat "I'm dizzy" en dat "ggfdgfdf", was het toch even een minuut stil hehehehequote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: NO
Stranger: hi
You: Fuck this shit
You: MAN
You: what the hell am I doing
Stranger: what's wrong
You: FUCK
You: I want to die
You: where is the razor
You: cut myself NOW
Stranger: stop it
You: BLOOOOOD
You: nooooo
You: Don't wanna die it was a joke
You: aaaaaah
You: It hurts so much
You: please call 911
Stranger: what are u doing ???
You: dont....have....long....time
You: cut my wrists
You: FUCK
Stranger: stpo joking idiot
You: blood
You: i'm dizzy
You: opggffdsgdfsg
Stranger: where u from?
Stranger: dude ??
You: /_____\_____________\____________/____\
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_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
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___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
Stranger: L O L
Stranger: where u from =
Stranger: ?
You: Holland
Stranger: sweden ??
You: You?
Stranger: ou
Stranger: usa
You: ok
You: fuck you then
You have disconnected.
Als je hoort hoe het klokje thuis tikt, zit je niet in het café.
Kleine anekdote
quote:Stranger: I GUESS GETTING RAPED
Stranger: WOULD BE KINDA NICE
Stranger: IF THE GUY WAS REALLY HOT
Stranger: AND USED PROTECTION
Stranger: AND DIDNT LIKE BEAT ME
