En toch zit je op FOK! .....quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 01:09 schreef Lundegaard het volgende:
Ik denk eerlijk gezegd niet dat ik me ooit zo ontzettend ga vervelen, dat ik dan maar met een complete stranger wil gaan chatten..
Dat lijkt me toch ook een logische eerste vraag.quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 01:29 schreef Tism het volgende:
WTF!?! Ze willen daar ook allemaal weten waar je vandaan komt!..![]()
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Stranger: where u from?
You: wow!
You: your the first one who doesn't say Hi
You: hehe
Stranger:
You: I make it a sport just to say very un-interesting Hi's
Stranger: :p
Stranger: where u from then?
You: the Netherlands
You: how about you?
Stranger: hee ik ookXD
Stranger: WAHAHAH
Stranger: xD
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Stranger: I hate relatives in my house
Stranger: They're so boring
You: i hate relatives in your house too
You: yuck
Stranger: I can't take it anynmore
Stranger: I wanna drive them out right nowwww
You: you have a gun?
Stranger: No, but in this moment, I'd like
You: well
You: there's other ways
You: you could like
Stranger: I'll kill them with one knife.
You: cut off their heads and switch them
You: and make pics and put it on myspace
Stranger: oh
Stranger: That's to bad
You: why
Stranger: But I'd like to do it with your mother
Stranger: That fuckin bitch
Stranger: bye
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quote:You: wazzzaaaa
Stranger: lol hi
You: something different than a boring hi, hehe
Stranger: ur gay go suck a penis
Dat kan lang duren hoor. Ik denk dat er nu hooguit 5 aanwezig zijn...quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 02:28 schreef FictionalFenna het volgende:
Ik ga net zo lang chatten totdat ik een FOK!ker tegenkom!
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaa, ga ik ook eens proberen!..quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 02:38 schreef FictionalFenna het volgende:
Ik ga vanaf nu alleen maar Nederlands praten
ik ook dan maarquote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 02:39 schreef Tism het volgende:
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Jaaaaaaaaaaaaa, ga ik ook eens proberen!..
Wtf?quote:You: hoi
Stranger: ONE DAY I CAME HOME
Stranger: AT LUNCH TIME
Stranger: AND HEARD A FUNNY NOISE
You: YEAH
You: WHAT WAS IT
Stranger: A FLUX CAPACITOR
Stranger: I WENT TO THE YEAR 3000
You: HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME
Stranger: YOUR GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDDAUGHTER IS DOING FINE.
Stranger: I SAW EVERYONE
Stranger: BOY BANDS
Stranger: AND ANOTHER ONE
Stranger: AND ANOTHER ONE
Stranger: ANNND ANOTHER ONE
Stranger: WE FLOAT AROUND IN A TIME MACHINE LIKE ONE IN THE FILMS WE'VE SEEN
Stranger: NOT MUCH HAS CHANGED, BUT THEY LIVE UNDERWATER
You: WAS IT A DELOREAN
You: THE TIME MACHINE
Stranger: NO, IT WAS A FLUX CAPACITOR, OKAY?
You: HOW CAN PEOPLE BREATHE UNDERWATER
Stranger: DO YOU NOT LISTEN?
Stranger: WE ARE DONE PROFESSIONALLY!
You: I AM SORRY
Dat was ikquote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 02:50 schreef IHVK het volgende:
Ik had echt een leuk gesprek met een Amerikaans meisje net.![]()
(hoop ik)
quote:Stranger: rofl
Stranger: funny ppl on here
You: hi
Stranger: hiya
Stranger:
You: do you ship?
Stranger: ship what>
You: to the Netherlands
Stranger: nah
Stranger: dont at all
Stranger:
You: no ship?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: bike
You: yes bike
You: i want a bike
Stranger: push bike
You: but you don't ship to the Netherlands?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i dont
Stranger: peronally
You: why not
Stranger: cos im bad
Stranger:
You: you are terrible!!
You: becuz you don't ship
quote:Stranger: OH HAI
You: HI
Stranger: please say yo uknow what /b/ is.
You: 4CHAN
You: LOLLERZ
viel mij ook al op .. volgens mij komt dat dr 4chanquote:
quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 03:22 schreef FictionalFenna het volgende:
ik leg een gast uit Manchester nu verschillende Nederlandse scheldwoorden uit, inclusief stervende hoerenkachel en het YouTube-filmpje wat daarbij hoort![]()
Holy shit.quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 03:22 schreef FictionalFenna het volgende:
ik leg een gast uit Manchester nu verschillende Nederlandse scheldwoorden uit, inclusief stervende hoerenkankerkachel en het YouTube-filmpje wat daarbij hoort![]()
Ja echt mainstream Hollands inderdaad.quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 03:22 schreef FictionalFenna het volgende:
ik leg een gast uit Manchester nu verschillende Nederlandse scheldwoorden uit, inclusief stervende hoerenkankerkachel en het YouTube-filmpje wat daarbij hoort![]()
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Stranger: are you black?
You: i am very pleased to say
You: that i'm not
You: you?
Stranger: i am
Mjah, maar je kunt wel leuke chicks tegen komen hoorquote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 03:49 schreef Rapaille het volgende:
Wat een baggersite:
Die brazilianen hebben het alleen maar over voetbal.
Die amerikanen hebben het alleen maar over amsterdam&sex.
Het percentage man/vrouw is 90/10
Maar het is toch wel grappig
refraise that:quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 04:00 schreef Euc- het volgende:
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Mjah, maar je kunt wel leuke chicks tegen komen hoor
Wel een gigantisch lekker wijf, maar heeft met dr 22 jaar al in de bak gezeten, een dochtertje van 2 en wilt het leger in om te vechtenquote:Stranger: oh wow.
Stranger: yea..
Stranger: our government supplies us with drugs, then puts us in jail for it
Stranger:
You: hmm, that one I didn't hear before
Stranger: yep.
You: so how does that work
Stranger: the US government is actually responsible for about 40% of cocaine that comes into america
quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 04:19 schreef Euc- het volgende:
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refraise that:
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Wel een gigantisch lekker wijf, maar heeft met dr 22 jaar al in de bak gezeten, een dochtertje van 2 en wilt het leger in om te vechten
quote:Stranger: wait what shootings?
Stranger: i must have missed that i just woke up :p
quote:Stranger: asl?
You: 14/f/cali
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: sure
Stranger: cool
Stranger: have any nude photos?
You: do you?
Stranger: no
You: awh
You: to bad
You: i was hoping to get horny
Stranger: well i do have a big dick
You: hmm you know what id like to do with that dick of yours?
Stranger: it's nice and thick
Stranger: what's that?
You: id like to rub it
You: squeeze it a little bit
Stranger: i like the sound of that
Stranger: keep going
You: squeeze it a little harder
Stranger: don't pop it
You: can i tie you on the bed?
Stranger: yeah
You: damn right i can
Stranger: now what are you going to do?
You: you are tied to the bed now
You: now im putting an apple in your mouth
You: you cant speak
Stranger: sounds tasty
You: dont bite
Stranger: i won't
You: its my only apple
Stranger: sorry if i drool on it
Stranger: keep going
You: thats ok
You: you can drool
You: you know what id really like to do
Stranger: what?
You: leave you tied to the bed
You: with an apple in ur mouth
Stranger: and just walk away?
You: and go to the kitchen
You: and im getting all kinds of food
You: like whipped cream
Stranger: tasty
You: and strawberries
Stranger: even better
You: and im getting my dollhouse too
Stranger: ok?
You: you can hear im boiling water
Stranger: are you going to make pasta?
Stranger: i love pasta
You: you are going to be my teaparty table
Stranger: sounds fun
You: yea you like that dont you
Stranger: but i use my incredibly strong arms to bust out of the ropes
You: so im putting all of my dolls next to you
You: no you cant
Stranger: too late
Stranger: i even broke your bed too
You: i have used barbed wire to tie you with
You: so your bleeding like a pig now
You: WHY ARE YOU BLEEDING ON MY BED MISTER!?
Stranger: i've spent many summers at the beach, so my skin is as tough as leather
Stranger: i'm not bleeding
You: QUIET
You: you still have an apple in your mouth
Stranger: i stepped on a bottle of ketchup
Stranger: and i ate your only apple
Stranger: and it was tasty
You: i guess you are in some big troubles mister
Stranger: now i ripping off your dolls' clothes
You: i think some boiling water will cool you down
Stranger: i'm going to make love to them
You: hows that
You: all that boiling water in ur nostrils
You: yeah sniff it baby
Stranger: the boiling water makes me turn green
You: you know i like it
Stranger: and giant
Stranger: my shirt rips off
You: no its nylon
You: its melting to your skin
Stranger: i start breaking things in your house
You: i grab a fire extinguisher
Stranger: i grab a doll
You: i hit you the face
Stranger: and shove it down my pants
Stranger: the hit only makes me hornier
You: thats my doll you sick fuck!
You: thats Suzie
Stranger: i start humping the doll
You: SHE MADE YOU A COOKIE FFS
Stranger: "oh suzie, you feel so good!"
You: im putting you on the naughty list
Stranger: i cum and the doll fills up quickly
You: could you please leave mister
You: i dont want you in my house anymore
Stranger: i'm still cumming
Stranger: the room begins to flood with my cum
You: i dont think Patrick Swayze will approve of this
You: please go away now
Stranger: i grab you and swim you to safety
Stranger: but i just rescued you
You: no i drank it all up with my cumguzzlingabilities
Stranger: oh hawt
Stranger: my boner gets even larger
You: i have boots of the slut which give me +15 cumdrinking
Stranger: i cast cock of the infinite
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Stranger: THE PIZZA DOESN'T SCREAM IN THE OVEN
Stranger: HOHOHOHO
You: omfg
You: rofl
Stranger: do you know how many jews you can fit in a volkswagon?
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Stranger: 3 in the back
Stranger: 150 IN THE ASHTRAY
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Stranger: hai
You: where are u from?
Stranger: kentucky
You: I Holland
You: brb have to take some weed
Stranger: k
You: *waaaaaaat* where are my wooden shoes???!
You: do u have wooden shoes?!
Stranger: no im allergic
You: allergic, wood?
Stranger: yes
You: what is your made of then?
You: your house*
Stranger: metal and various plastics
You: ok
Stranger: and bricks of course
You: brb have to check the ho's
Stranger: i thought holland stop making hos
Stranger: tell them i sed hai
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Stranger: brazil and you ?
You: holland
Stranger: cool
You: brb have to take some weed
Stranger: first from holland
You: yeah
Stranger: lol alright
Stranger: can i have some ?
You: grrrrr i cant find my wooden shoes
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i want some weed too
You: what's your post address, i send you some
Stranger: and have sex in public
You: yeah all over the street i can see them from my living room
Stranger: thats cool, you dont even have to spend your money with porns
Stranger: you just go out and get some sex
You: yes can get everyone who ever you want
Stranger: what a paradise
We zijn niet allemaal autisten die in 1998 al alle features van ICQ hadden nageplozen..quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 16:24 schreef Isegrim het volgende:
Nou, jee, wat nieuw zeg.Dat kon met ICQ al.
quote:Stranger: ...
You: hamas
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Hamas jij nooit dan? Op bruiloften, feesten of andere partijen?quote:
En daar kom je je speciaal voor aanmelden..?quote:
quote:Omegle
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Stranger: Hello
You: wassup?
Stranger: What color balloon do you think tells the best stories ?
You: red
Stranger: red, yeah I like the red balloons too
You: yes, they're awesome
Stranger: What's your favorite flavor of bowling ball
You: strawberry
You: or banana..
Stranger: so what is it you like to do with strawberry flavored balls ?
You: suck em
Stranger: fag
You: no, im not a man.
Stranger: I'm sorry you walked right into it
Stranger: oh then it's perfectly natural
You: exactly
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