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ik wil graag het volgende uitspugen: jij bent een dik vet knorrend stinkvarken

gewoon "random" ja ja. wat random zeg

Spam

Neen .

Oke het is wel leuk

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You: is this real live?
Stranger: real life or really live?
You: real live
Stranger: what does that mean
You: I knew it!
You: This is a bot
Stranger: what
Stranger: YOU'RE a bot!
You: Oh i hate these pre-programmed answers
You: man thewy should design a better auto talking bot
Stranger: hey i've seen that answer before!
Stranger: bottttt
You: omg
You: bot
You: 2 bots talking with eachother??
You: this is madness
Stranger: UNIVERSE IMPLODES
You: i mean spartaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: THE BOTS, THEY WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN
You: THEN WE WILL BOT IN THE SHADE

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You: Gutentag
You: 2 bier

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Op woensdag 1 april 2009 02:55 schreef UnderTheWingsOfLove het volgende:
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You: Hello
You: is this real live?
Stranger: real life or really live?
You: real live
Stranger: what does that mean
You: I knew it!
You: This is a bot
Stranger: what
Stranger: YOU'RE a bot!
You: Oh i hate these pre-programmed answers
You: man thewy should design a better auto talking bot
Stranger: hey i've seen that answer before!
Stranger: bottttt
You: omg
You: bot
You: 2 bots talking with eachother??
You: this is madness
Stranger: UNIVERSE IMPLODES
You: i mean spartaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: THE BOTS, THEY WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN
You: THEN WE WILL BOT IN THE SHADE

haha wat grappig zeg (het is gay rot op)

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Stranger: Puddingdongle?
You: Gutentag
You: 2 bier
Stranger: Hallo!
Stranger: Ich liebe dich!
You: bumsen?
Stranger: Ja?
You: tietneuken?
Stranger: Ich verstehe nicht
You: titficken?
Stranger: =O
You: woher kommst du
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You: where are you from
Stranger: USA
Stranger: you
You: I'M FROM HOLLAND!!
You:
Stranger: hey thats my name
You: bobby?
You: hi bobby
Stranger: yes
You: I knew a bobby once
Stranger: why not anymore
You: Well... i was hunting with him.. and he accidently shot himself
Stranger: that sucks
You: i called 911.. and i said : my friend shot himself and he's laying on the ground
You: and the operator said: make sure he's dea
You: d
You: then i shot him
Stranger: that was not nice

Stranger:

SPOILER

Om spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.

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Op woensdag 1 april 2009 03:18 schreef _superboer_ het volgende:
Stranger:

SPOILER

Om spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.

Stuk.

Stuurde hem net ook door, gelijk weg.

Stranger: well i mean i was joking but i didnt realize this was some famous joke
You: hahaha
You: howa re you today bobby
Stranger: pretty good what about you
You: Hmm
You: i slept like 16 hours in 4 days
You: but ... i'm fine
Stranger: yeah i dont sleep much either
Stranger: it sucks
You: i wish i could die because of no sleeping
You: then I'd have much time to spend
Stranger: but if your dead you dont need sleep
You: ofcourse you need sleep
You: do you think angels and all those people never sleep?
Stranger: i guess i will find out when i die
Stranger: i ahve no idea
Stranger: i am not dead
You: i can shoot you if you want
You: we can go hunt
You: and you accidently shoot yourself
Stranger: i only own a shot gun
You: evenbetter...
You: Then i don't have to do anything ymself
Stranger: i did kill a dog once with it though
You: oh god you're a sick fuck
Stranger: wasnt my fault
You: I mean
You: you should've assfucked it
You: not shoot it
Stranger: i dont like beastality
You: Me neither
You: but i thought you..
You: i thought you'd be into that
You: I'm sorry
Stranger: no
Stranger: i had an ex that was though
Stranger: she liked horses

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Stranger: sup nigga wat it do
You: gutentaf
Stranger: shit fuck u do
You: can i has NUGGEST PLEASE
You: CAN I HAS CHICKENWINGS
Stranger: wtf shit u doin bruh
Stranger: dat shit aint be cool
You: I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT
Stranger: cant do dat shit we got presidint now
You: YOU WANT CHICKEN
Stranger: fuck u
You: Ok what do you want then?
You: We have steaks also
You: but i think that you like chickenwings
Stranger: i want mah boo
You: Sorry.. we don't have that in our assortiment.. but we do have....
You: CHICKENWINGS
Stranger: shut fuck up bithc azz honky
You: Sorry.. we don't have that in our assortiment.. but we do have....
CHICKENWINGS
Stranger: i liek chikinwingz

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Stranger: ^_^
You: nihao
You: wo ai ni
You: gutentag!
You: salut
You: 2 bier
You: hi
Stranger: bueno
You: si si
Stranger: what language is wo ai ni?
You: 2 tortillia please
You: chinese
Stranger: which chinese?
You: Ehm... they're all the same anyways
Stranger: you don't know shit man
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You: No i'm gay
Stranger: so
You: i mean
Stranger: i know some gay priests
You: yes i'm gay
Stranger: hail satan

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Stranger: scorehero?
You: gutentag
You: hello
You: 2 bier
You: wie gehts
You: salut
You: cava?
Stranger: je voudrias
Stranger: une steak frites
You: Sorry..we don't ahve that
You: but we do have..........................
You: CHICKENWINGS
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cool die zijn allemaal totaal niet lollig

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Op woensdag 1 april 2009 03:47 schreef DrPwn het volgende:
cool die zijn allemaal totaal niet lollig

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Op woensdag 1 april 2009 03:47 schreef DrPwn het volgende:
cool die zijn allemaal totaal niet lollig

Die site is geweldig

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Stranger: You: and shout PEW PEW PEW
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i fucking hate condoms
You: yeah but i love them
You: cos i dont wanna have a baby
Stranger: neither do ibut
Stranger: i, but
You: i, robut
Stranger: fucking awful movie
You: this is madness
Stranger: that
Stranger: is what she said
You: madness?
You: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: o i see
Stranger: choose a better movie perhaps?
Stranger: like 'must love dogs'
Stranger: or 'maid in manhattan'
You: can we talk about something else
Stranger: ok
Stranger: do you like football
You: can we talk something else
Stranger: australian football
You: can we talk something else
Stranger: tennis
You: can we talk about something else
Stranger: fruit
You: i like bananas
Stranger: yeah me too
Stranger: on a sandwich with a load of margarine
You: can we talk about something else
Stranger: nah i wanna keep talking about banananana
Stranger: got potassium?
You: can we talk about something else
You: this subject is disturbing
Stranger: ok what are your thoughts on the holocaust
You: NICE
You: can we talk about something else
Stranger: tv
Stranger: you like tv
You: yes
You: do you?
Stranger: yes
You: what d you watch
Stranger: i watch LOST
You: Stranger: ok what are your thoughts on the holocaust
You: NICE
You: can we talk about something else
Stranger: and sports
You: can we talk about something else please
Stranger: You: i watch LOST
Stranger: Stranger: ok what are your thoughts on the holocaust
You: NICE
You: can we talk about something else
You: can we talk about something else please
You: Stranger: You: i watch LOST
Stranger: Stranger: ok what are your thoughts on the holocaust
You: NICE
You: can we talk about something els
Stranger: yes we can
You: Stranger: You: i watch LOST
Stranger: Stranger: ok what are your thoughts on the holocaust
You: NICE
You: can we talk about something els
Stranger: can we talk about else something or else
You: can we talk about else something or else or maby something else or something like that
Stranger: what else is there. we talked about gays bananas and tv
Stranger: we have done all
Stranger: the talking
Stranger: goodbye

Geweldig

Hahaha..wtf het begin is lame maar het einde lijkt er al meer op!

*jaja, poster heeft geen humor en maakt spelfouten, so sue me! *

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You: Go ahead
Stranger: Your Unique ref no is 019849585
Stranger: How did you find out about Omegle?
You: does that win me a prize? :p
You: The internet
Stranger: Have you recommended it to friends?
You: i dont have friends
Stranger: Would you prefer if you could view screen names?
Stranger: and personal info?
You: yes so i know what im jerking off too
Stranger: Should there be boundaries?
Stranger: in content
You: no, this site needs more boobs
Stranger: ie: no racism, homophobia, etc?
You: no comment, my lawyer forbids me to speak about that
Stranger: OK, some final demographic Qs
Stranger: What country are you resident in?
You: i dont want the full version
You: i dont have passport so no country or immigration service kill me
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 28
Stranger: Are you a male?
You: sometimes
Stranger: Do you take it up the bum?
You: i always give never take
Stranger: Why?
You: because taking is good, but giving is better ldo
Stranger: Omegle reccommends you take it up the bum.
You: Omegle is my new god, i will take it UP the bum :
Stranger: Thankyou
Stranger: Good Day
You: i may die now?
Stranger: Ja.
You: doodsverwensing!!! bannn!!!! eeinz1!!!!!111
Stranger: sicher sicher
You: sie haben etwas verloren
Stranger: was?
You: den krieg
You: tschuss!
Stranger: tschaioeee

Die van mij wilde gelijk cyberen. Heaumeaux.

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You: hi
You: how u know im a girl?
Stranger: see
You: wow
Stranger: i figure i have a 50 50 chance with everyon new conection
You: you got the good 50 know
Stranger: and, instead of having 3 mins of awkward convo
Stranger: followed by asl
Stranger: just guess girl right off
Stranger: and then get yelled at by guys
You: lol
Stranger: and impress cute girlies with my psychic skills.
Stranger: did it work?
You: yes
Stranger: see skills
Stranger: so asl?
Stranger: or
Stranger: i got the s part
You: i was like: omg i thought it was anonymous
Stranger: a / l ?
Stranger: lol!
You: 76 / Amsterdam, Netherlands
Stranger: cool
You: u?
Stranger: 22/m/ca
Stranger: california
Stranger: usa
You: ah ok
You: wait
You: just a moment
Stranger: ok
You: i'm having a stroke
Stranger: i lold.


hij hapt niet

Stranger: hi!
You: hi!
You: ...
Stranger: age sex location?
You: Perv!

You: Hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Watcha doing?
You: Except for this.
Stranger: Singing
You: What are you singing?
Stranger: Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
You: LOL
You: OMG


Fucking Rickrolled!

You: where are you from?
Stranger: finland
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Wie is nou die dame op je avatar?

You: WELCOME!
Stranger: thanks you too
You: Where are you from? =o
Stranger: guess
You: Finland!
Stranger: lol u got it right
You: FUCK!
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Prachtig dit.

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Op woensdag 1 april 2009 15:08 schreef Dragorius het volgende:
Wie is nou die dame op je avatar?

Gaat je geld kosten, mijn zus.

Stranger: Hi
You: Hello there
You: How may I be of service?
Stranger: I'd like a Bic Mac with Coke, please
Stranger: Hehe
You: You'd better go for a salad, fatty!
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Op woensdag 1 april 2009 15:11 schreef LasTeR het volgende:

[..]

Gaat je geld kosten, mijn zus.

Jouw zus + mijn mannelijk uitsteeksel + mijn hand =

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You: Sir, I'm from the Internet Vice Department
You: We have detected a large amount of porn traffic originating to your home
You: Care to explain?
Stranger: Want some?
You: Animal?
Stranger: Nah, insects
You: Too big, sorry

-weg-

Olla, ik heb Reallife met een andere fokker ge Omegle't

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Op woensdag 1 april 2009 15:17 schreef Gutz het volgende:
[ afbeelding ]

Olla, ik heb Reallife met een andere fokker ge Omegle't

Met je insecten

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Op woensdag 1 april 2009 15:19 schreef Dragorius het volgende:

[..]

Met je insecten

Gotta love it

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You: My dick is like SO hard now
Stranger: you read my mind
Stranger: what should we do
You: Insane telepathy skills
You: let's pour hot tomato sauce over our bodies and jerk off to the relaxing sounds of Celine Dion
Stranger: only if we can wear latex suits
Stranger: and gas masks
You: No silly, latex/tomatoes don't combine..sjeez...
You: tomatoes and potato suits only!
You: I mean, what are you, gay?
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Ik heb een zieke geest

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You: hi
Stranger: excuse me wtf r u doin
You: dont know, do you?
Stranger: oh hi
You: nice intro
Stranger: thanks. do you like cake?
You: nah, not really. But i love Cookies
Stranger: HEATHEN
You: whut?
You: why?
You: whats wron with cookies
You: i love cookies
Stranger: on my planet they are called 'biscuits'
You: i GODDAMN love cookies
You: gimme cookies
You: COOOKIIEEES
Stranger: wh-
Stranger: but
Stranger: i dont have any
You: hmm, cake's fine
Stranger: cheesecake
Stranger: u giev cheesecake
Stranger: soj
You: do you want me to die? i'm allergic for cheez
You: murderer!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: then i will rape your corpse
Stranger: *awkward silence*
You: It's like the great nighthawk Dragorius met my little twinbrother (hier dacht ik weer met 'm te praten)
You: I'm 2 minutes older
You: same thing happend
Stranger: what
Stranger: i read that sentence about 5 times and im still lost
You: I'l take you home
Stranger: k
Stranger: do you know where i live?
You: Yes, on the planet where they call Cookies biscuits
Stranger: yes
You: And as i believe that most be somewhere in the UK? The Ultmate Kingdom
Stranger: close, but no
Stranger: part of the commonwealth though
Stranger: are you AMERICAN?
You: not really
You: I'm dutch
Stranger: FUCK YEAH DUTCH
You: whut?
Stranger: dutch
You: and your from?
Stranger: autralia
Stranger: or australia
You: Crikey! this cant be happening to me!
Stranger: STRUTH! TRUE BLUE! DOWN UNDER
Stranger: SHRIMP, BARBIE, ETC.
Stranger: yeah thats me
You: Got to go, my mom told me not to talk to australian people, they have diseases.

Ik vind het wel grappig.

Maar ik ben dan zo iemand die gewoon een serieus gesprek gaat houden. Momenteel met een Rus van 24

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Op woensdag 1 april 2009 15:50 schreef Florian_ het volgende:
Ik vind het wel grappig.

Maar ik ben dan zo iemand die gewoon een serieus gesprek gaat houden. Momenteel met een Rus van 24

Op het moment ook al een kwartier met een frans meisje van 20 uit Lille aan 't praten

Ik heb het nu met iemand over de kredietcrisis

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You: FUCK
Stranger: who is this?
You: CAPS LOCK ACTIVATED
Stranger: i think i know u
You: THIS IS CAPS LOCK SPEAKING
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Op woensdag 1 april 2009 15:59 schreef Gutz het volgende:

[..]

Op het moment ook al een kwartier met een frans meisje van 20 uit Lille aan 't praten

Ja, dat denk je

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Op woensdag 1 april 2009 16:14 schreef Dragorius het volgende:

[..]

Ja, dat denk je

NO WAI!

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You: what?
Stranger: what?
You: in the butt
Stranger: Fuck you anon

Hahaha ik kreeg deze net(ff copy/pasten in omegle):
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het is een 4chanmeme.

You: are you /b/tard?
Stranger: first rule of /b/
You: i know
Stranger: WHATS THE FUCKING FIRST RULE
You: dont talk about it or something like that
Stranger: omg
Stranger: you complete and utter newfag
You: i havent visited 4chan for a while
You: when did they pick this up?
Stranger: heres tits (.)(.) now im gettin the fuck out

en aan de bezoekersaantallen te zien.

een raid...

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Stranger: never gonna let you down

quote:

Stranger: hi
You: Can i order an Pizza?
Stranger: yes
You: I would like an pizza with all sorts of toppings
Stranger: sauce?
You: No sauce
You: but extra cheese
Stranger: addres
You: I am homeless
Stranger: ok, so where should i deliver pizza?
You: First you make the pizza okay?
Stranger: ok, wait
You: Okay
You: Done?
Stranger: give me 30s
You: Okay Sir.
Stranger: ready
You: Now throw it in the garbage can.
Stranger: which?
You: The left one,
You: did it?
Stranger: yes
You: Now your mom has pizza for dinner!!11!1!1!=

quote:

.....
You: so,. what are you doing for a living?
Stranger: i drive around and sell fried chicken.
Stranger: you?
You: same, only i sell ice cream
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i would rather sell ice cream though
Stranger: what's your biggest seller?
You: To bad your from commonwealth. Else whe could combine bussines
You: The Magnums from Ola
Stranger: chicken+magnums
Stranger: killer
Stranger: maybe throw in a joint, call it a combo
You: If possible why not. Stupid kiddo's running on the roads, trippin like hell
Stranger: so, do the ladies love the ice cream man or what?
You: you know what they say about whipped cream huh...
Stranger: nice. yeah, there's not much you can do with fried chick
Stranger: another reason i should switch to ice cream
You: sure there is. Make a fried chicken salad
You: And give it some special sauce
Stranger: good ide
Stranger: a
Stranger: ladies love special sauce
You: they sure do
Stranger: thanks for the advice homie
Stranger: peace

Dussss....

quote:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hey.
You: are you a bot?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Are you?
You: lol hell no
You: where you from then?
Stranger: From Outer Heaven,yo.
You: wow whats it like in heaven! =O
You: or outer
Stranger: It's all cool and stuff,but God sometimes gets on my nerves.And then i hammer him.With my club.Of steel.
You: awesome
You: is buddha there too>?
Stranger: Yeah,but he's chilling with his homies on the other cloud.
You: woah
You: soooo...interesting
Stranger: Oh shit.Your hair is bird and thus your point invalid.You just lost the game.Fail again.Bai.

[ Bericht 100% gewijzigd door Sabryas op 01-04-2009 23:15:31 (Pc dood.) ]

quote:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you this stranger i was just speking with?
Stranger: they are telling me to be wait till they come back?
You: err, not really
Stranger: I was help with this omegle thing
Stranger: he said to be wait
Stranger: and i would talk to him again
Stranger: you are the him
Stranger: I think
You: no, that's not me
Stranger: dont help me without the help
Stranger: thay said to wait for for then help they would
You: yeah i'm back
Stranger: oh this is good news!
You: first, take off your clothes
Stranger: can you be helping with the using of the new omegle
You: then do a funny dance
Stranger: is that how is using the omegle?
You: yes.
Stranger: i need the help
Stranger: ok
You: definately
Stranger: i am doing the dance now
Stranger: wait
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i am still the dance
Stranger: thsi is helping with how
You: is it working?
You: it helps you using new omegle
Stranger: i can feeling the helping to come
Stranger: is this how it to feel with the new omegle
You: ah, that's good
You: does it work?
Stranger: i can not tell
You: are you naked?
Stranger: how am i knowing for the help to be right
Stranger: this is the first time require?
You: your computer should do a funny dance itself
Stranger: do i do all time
Stranger: It did!
You: then it works!
Stranger: it shows me restart to be in time
Stranger: am i waiting to for it come?
You: it means you danced really well
Stranger: this is good news to my heads
You: just stay naked and dance, and everything should be alright
Stranger: how does ti to show you i am doing the correct time to dance
Stranger: when to stop when i am still doing it
You: oh, one moment please, i'll be right back
Stranger: i have no
Stranger: i am needing that to knw
You: i will talk to you when i come back, wait a second please
You: just keep dancing in the meantime
Stranger: this is the wait
You: and stay naked!
Stranger: yais
Stranger: i stay naked and dancing when you will the come back

goed.. iemand met issues (en nee, ik weeg geen 100 kg )

quote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi.
You: hi there
Stranger: I would like you to die on a personal video for me only, interested?
You: nah, i like McDonalds too much
You: it's to die for so to speak
Stranger: Afterwards I'll rape your cat and suck your dad's cock!
Stranger: O ok.
Stranger: Nice, how much do you weigh?
You: about 500 burgers
You: you?
Stranger: I guess 100
Stranger: You like Burger King ?
You: thats less then 25 kg
Stranger: Wow, are you a geek? Who the F is calculating the weight of a burger..
You: ever heard of a quarter pounder.. not much to calculate there
Stranger: But that means you are one big fat ass motherfucker, 100Kg, niceone.
You: but hey, why the anger?
Stranger: I bet you get some discount at the Mac cuz of your "SIZE" LoL!
Stranger: Don't know, just felt like it.
Stranger: How are you?
You: doing alright i guess
Stranger: Ok.
Stranger: I am doing fine also.
Stranger: Ever tried suicide?
You: well i almost choked in a burger once
Stranger: Too bad you survived.
Stranger: Do you eat burgers on daily basis?
You: nope
Stranger: How come you're so heavy then?
You: heavy bones man, heavy bones..
Stranger: You're not cartman, so stop lieing.
You: so you liked snuff movies right?
Stranger: What?
Stranger: I like catf00dz.
You: hmm
You: look it up.. i think you like em
Stranger: Maybe
Stranger: I do like a video in wich a 100 KG guy tries suicide.
Stranger: I hate big fat bastards wich are filling up earth with their loser morality.

You: Who are you calling a boy, friend!
Stranger: who are you calling a friend buddy
You: Who are you calling a buddy, guy
Stranger: who are you calling a guy, stranger
You: who are you calling a stranger, friend

quote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Oh no!
You: Its YOU again!
Stranger: what!!
You: i thought i told you to leave!
You: what are you doing in my chatroom again!
Stranger: OHHH WE MET EACHOTHER AGAIN
You: again?
Stranger: im sorry
You: the watering guy?!
Stranger: yes its me
You: Perish!
You: I choose you! Blastoise!
You: *Tudududududududuudd* music playing..
Stranger: okay im coming
Stranger: wait for me
You: Blastoise use your SQUIRT SHOT!
Stranger: okay boss
Stranger: doing the ""squirt
You: *Blastoise used SQUIRT SHOT Stranger has 0 HP left*
You have disconnected.

Ik heb het niet opgeslagen maar het kwam er op neer dat er net een oud wijf aan de andere kant zat. Het begon gesprek begon heel normaal maar toen ineens vroeg ze:
"do you like older women"
Toen heb ik het maar snel weggeklikt

Net een half uur met iemand uit New York gepraat... was toch wel erg leuk .

quote:

You: Hey...
Stranger: who are you?
You: Your favorite dream.
Stranger:
You: Seen any pedophiles lately?
Stranger: i wish
You: Why?
Stranger: they're cool
You: Why don't you have a seat?
You: Have a seat right there?
You: Come on, have a seat.
Stranger: wait
Stranger: what is this
Stranger: wait
Stranger: you're
You: What are you doing in this house?
Stranger: chris
Stranger: um
Stranger: well
You: You think it's normal to meet up with 13 year olds?
Stranger: i
Stranger: well
Stranger: er
You: Don't walk away
You: Come here for a second
Stranger: i didn't know she was 13
Stranger: i just
Stranger: i just wanna leave
You: You said: "I like to masterbate while seeing you."
You: You think that's appropriate?/
Stranger: i
Stranger: didnt
Stranger: wait
You: Think carefully.
You: You really think she would meet up with a creepy guy like you?
Stranger: YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY

Wow, gewoon een uur met een duitser zitten lullen.. en nu is het 10 voor 2.. wat heb ik hieraan? mn leven, mn uur, wat doe ik?!

quote:

Stranger: make me breakfast.
You: Okay but give me first okay?
Stranger: okay you get....
Stranger: honey bunches of oats
You: no keep it. Now you got your breakfast

quote:

Op donderdag 2 april 2009 01:56 schreef Kinz het volgende:

[..]

Je had op z'n minst een quote kunnen plaatsen.

Die was 4 topics lang geweest, maar was wel leuk, over vrouwen die gek zijn, geld, macht, en ik heb niets een afgesloten met:

* Du hasst was verloren
-Wass?
* Der Krieg

Niet echt quote-waardig dus

tvp

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: Holland
You: you
Stranger: ireland
Stranger: xd
You: YAArrr
Stranger: if i say
You: Irish pun
Stranger: t
You: pub
Stranger: e
Stranger: k
Stranger: 9
Stranger: you
Stranger: say?
You: Holland
You: Netherlands
Stranger: haha
You: You know that small country next to britain
You: hehehe
Stranger: yes!
You: How is Ireland doing in football
Stranger: not bad
You: wich group are they?
Stranger: actually
Stranger: think they got beat by italy though
Stranger: not too sure
You: well thats only normal
You: Italy is good
Stranger: last time i checked it was 1 0 too them
Stranger: then i went back to redtube ;D
You: Netherlands dont really have a tough competition tho
You: lols
Stranger: ha :p
You: gotta go mate
You: cheers

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Randoommm
Stranger: totally random
You: pretty much random
You: so random thats its random
Stranger: probably as random as my ipod shuffle
You: its actually random of me saying random
Stranger: which doesnt always seem that random
You: its as random as Japanese people eating big mac on saturday wich is expensive
Stranger: hmmmm
You: thats one deep isnt it

Soms schiet het echt niet op....

You: hi
Stranger: 没有我不会说巴西的交叉连接设备坐标坐标

omg dat ging snel

quote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi !
Stranger: hi
You: asl ?
Stranger: 36/f/uk u?
You: 20,m,Holland
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
You: I SWEAR I DIDNT KNOW SHE WAS 3
Stranger:
You: SHE SAID SHE WAS 19
Stranger: ahahahah xD

quote:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: who are you ??
Stranger: and you?
You: what are you doing in my computer ?
Stranger: talking to you, don't you see?
You: you cant !!
You: you must be some sort of cyborg !
Stranger: Yes, I can!
Stranger: I am the letters on your screen!
You: OMG your a Cyborg !!
You: get out of my computer !!
Stranger: I am the bytes in your CPU
You: OMG get out !!
Stranger: I am nowhere and everywhere!
Stranger: you cannot hide, yopu cannot run
You: *HELP HELP* I GOT A VIRUS !!!
Stranger: you cannot delete me
You: but !!! if your in my computer you can't run either !!
Stranger: you have to delete the entire iternet to delete me
Stranger: I am everywhere
Stranger: In the network
Stranger: I am watching you
You: your not in my girlfriend cause i am !!
Stranger: Oh, lol, I should tell your girlfriend about your porn collection
You: c'mon tell here then i have a Bedroom Rodeo !! =D
Stranger: 01001011100100100101110101101010110011001110011011111001111001
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dat is niet eens binair...

Lees onderstaande niet als je je IQ wilt behouden.

SPOILER

Om spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.

quote:

Op donderdag 2 april 2009 20:19 schreef Siniti het volgende:
Lees onderstaande niet als je je IQ wilt behouden.

SPOILER

Om spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.

En jij hebt hier tijd voor

quote:

Op donderdag 2 april 2009 20:21 schreef PierreTT het volgende:
En jij hebt hier tijd voor

Ik had niks te doen

quote:

Op donderdag 2 april 2009 20:22 schreef Siniti het volgende:

[..]

Ik had niks te doen

Dat blijkt inderdaad, mijn god hoe krijg je die shit uit je toetsenbord

quote:

Op donderdag 2 april 2009 20:19 schreef Siniti het volgende:
Lees onderstaande niet als je je IQ wilt behouden.

SPOILER

Om spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.

WHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Ik pis in me broek van het lachen
waar kwam die gast vandaan ??

quote:

Op donderdag 2 april 2009 20:32 schreef Drummer-Itchy het volgende:

[..]

WHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Ik pis in me broek van het lachen
waar kwam die gast vandaan ??

Geen idee, hij kwam iig van /b/

quote:

Op donderdag 2 april 2009 20:19 schreef Siniti het volgende:
Lees onderstaande niet als je je IQ wilt behouden.

SPOILER

Om spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.

WHAHAHAHAHHA !!!!

quote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: lo m8
You: how are you ?
Stranger: fine thanks,
Stranger: u?
You: yeah im fine too
You: where you from ?
Stranger: great
Stranger: all of the place u?
You: Jupiter
Stranger: nowayz
You: yeah rly
Stranger: then u should be my neighboor
Stranger: uhm
You: my friends hacked into the earth's internet
Stranger: sw33t
Stranger: wyd he want to do that? the inet's for pr0n, not chattng
Stranger: ;o
You: well as you said, for Earthling's Porn
You: pr0n
You: wtf je zit niet op fok! hoor !! xD
Stranger: dumpert?
Stranger: WTFBBQSAUCE
You: WHAHAHAH ROFLCPTER !!
Stranger: Ohnoeees
Stranger: gamelux?
You: neej Fok!.nl
Stranger: wat is dit n bullshit iets
Stranger: ;/
Stranger: xD
You: whahaha dat ik je gwoon doorhad door dat pr0n
You: ik ga kapot hier hou me muis vast xDxD_O-
Stranger: w00p
Stranger:

quote:

Stranger: heyyyy! )
You: Good day.
Stranger: what's your name?
You: My name is Robert Paulson.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

quote:

Stranger: YEA RIGHT THERE BABY
Connection imploded.

:SSJX?XZZ?J

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are you
You: how are you
You: lol
You: im fine
You: how are you
Stranger: me too
You: nice
Stranger: i'm bored
You: you smell like cheese
Stranger: lol

Stranger: Hey
You: hi
Stranger: I love chocolate
You: dark or milk?
Stranger: Dark
Stranger: :p
You: hm
You: i like street fighter 4
You: HADOUKEN!
Stranger: you pwned me
You: Yeah!
Stranger: I was going to electrocute you with Blanka
Stranger: I fail



You: hi
Stranger: Ik ben een koe
Stranger: liklik

Ik hou van deze site

[ Bericht 14% gewijzigd door PierreTT op 02-04-2009 22:19:03 ]

You: porn.
Stranger: Reincarnation
You: ew. necrofile!
Stranger: Yeah, that's true

Vieze mensen daar.

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