Omegle

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Op woensdag 1 april 2009 02:55 schreef UnderTheWingsOfLove het volgende:
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hello
You: is this real live?
Stranger: real life or really live?
You: real live
Stranger: what does that mean
You: I knew it!
You: This is a bot
Stranger: what
Stranger: YOU'RE a bot!
You: Oh i hate these pre-programmed answers
You: man thewy should design a better auto talking bot
Stranger: hey i've seen that answer before!
Stranger: bottttt
You: omg
You: bot
You: 2 bots talking with eachother??
You: this is madness
Stranger: UNIVERSE IMPLODES
You: i mean spartaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: THE BOTS, THEY WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN
You: THEN WE WILL BOT IN THE SHADE

SPOILER

Om spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.

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Op woensdag 1 april 2009 03:18 schreef _superboer_ het volgende:
Stranger:

SPOILER

Om spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.

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Op woensdag 1 april 2009 03:47 schreef DrPwn het volgende:
cool die zijn allemaal totaal niet lollig

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Op woensdag 1 april 2009 03:47 schreef DrPwn het volgende:
cool die zijn allemaal totaal niet lollig

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi this is Mike in Omegle Customer Services, we always aim to enhance our user enjoyment. With this in mind we are conducting a survey, are you able to spare a couple of minutes in order to answer a few brief questions? Thank You
You: Go ahead
Stranger: Your Unique ref no is 019849585
Stranger: How did you find out about Omegle?
You: does that win me a prize? :p
You: The internet
Stranger: Have you recommended it to friends?
You: i dont have friends
Stranger: Would you prefer if you could view screen names?
Stranger: and personal info?
You: yes so i know what im jerking off too
Stranger: Should there be boundaries?
Stranger: in content
You: no, this site needs more boobs
Stranger: ie: no racism, homophobia, etc?
You: no comment, my lawyer forbids me to speak about that
Stranger: OK, some final demographic Qs
Stranger: What country are you resident in?
You: i dont want the full version
You: i dont have passport so no country or immigration service kill me
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 28
Stranger: Are you a male?
You: sometimes
Stranger: Do you take it up the bum?
You: i always give never take
Stranger: Why?
You: because taking is good, but giving is better ldo
Stranger: Omegle reccommends you take it up the bum.
You: Omegle is my new god, i will take it UP the bum :
Stranger: Thankyou
Stranger: Good Day
You: i may die now?
Stranger: Ja.
You: doodsverwensing!!! bannn!!!! eeinz1!!!!!111
Stranger: sicher sicher
You: sie haben etwas verloren
Stranger: was?
You: den krieg
You: tschuss!
Stranger: tschaioeee

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Op woensdag 1 april 2009 15:08 schreef Dragorius het volgende:
Wie is nou die dame op je avatar?

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Op woensdag 1 april 2009 15:11 schreef LasTeR het volgende:

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Gaat je geld kosten, mijn zus.

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Op woensdag 1 april 2009 15:17 schreef Gutz het volgende:
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Olla, ik heb Reallife met een andere fokker ge Omegle't

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Op woensdag 1 april 2009 15:19 schreef Dragorius het volgende:

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Met je insecten

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: My dick is like SO hard now
Stranger: you read my mind
Stranger: what should we do
You: Insane telepathy skills
You: let's pour hot tomato sauce over our bodies and jerk off to the relaxing sounds of Celine Dion
Stranger: only if we can wear latex suits
Stranger: and gas masks
You: No silly, latex/tomatoes don't combine..sjeez...
You: tomatoes and potato suits only!
You: I mean, what are you, gay?
You have disconnected.

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You: hi
Stranger: excuse me wtf r u doin
You: dont know, do you?
Stranger: oh hi
You: nice intro
Stranger: thanks. do you like cake?
You: nah, not really. But i love Cookies
Stranger: HEATHEN
You: whut?
You: why?
You: whats wron with cookies
You: i love cookies
Stranger: on my planet they are called 'biscuits'
You: i GODDAMN love cookies
You: gimme cookies
You: COOOKIIEEES
Stranger: wh-
Stranger: but
Stranger: i dont have any
You: hmm, cake's fine
Stranger: cheesecake
Stranger: u giev cheesecake
Stranger: soj
You: do you want me to die? i'm allergic for cheez
You: murderer!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: then i will rape your corpse
Stranger: *awkward silence*
You: It's like the great nighthawk Dragorius met my little twinbrother (hier dacht ik weer met 'm te praten)
You: I'm 2 minutes older
You: same thing happend
Stranger: what
Stranger: i read that sentence about 5 times and im still lost
You: I'l take you home
Stranger: k
Stranger: do you know where i live?
You: Yes, on the planet where they call Cookies biscuits
Stranger: yes
You: And as i believe that most be somewhere in the UK? The Ultmate Kingdom
Stranger: close, but no
Stranger: part of the commonwealth though
Stranger: are you AMERICAN?
You: not really
You: I'm dutch
Stranger: FUCK YEAH DUTCH
You: whut?
Stranger: dutch
You: and your from?
Stranger: autralia
Stranger: or australia
You: Crikey! this cant be happening to me!
Stranger: STRUTH! TRUE BLUE! DOWN UNDER
Stranger: SHRIMP, BARBIE, ETC.
Stranger: yeah thats me
You: Got to go, my mom told me not to talk to australian people, they have diseases.