In the year 2009, FoK!SA launched the last of Hollands deep space probes. Aboard this compact starship a lone astronaut Captain ScottTracy, was to experience cosmic forces beyond all comprehension. In a freak mishap, his life support systems were frozen by temperatures beyond imagination. Fok! 3 was blown out of its planned trajectory into an orbit a thousand times more vast: an orbit which was to return ScottTracy to Earth five hundred years later.
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