[SC] Al het occulte komt van Lucifer deel # 19

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Op woensdag 27 augustus 2008 15:18 schreef Topspin het volgende:
Ook vrij onzinnig komt het over om als klein groepje ZDA's tegen alles aan te schoppen, bepaalde zaken in de wereld gebeuren gewoon en zijn niet weg te krijgen ook al ben je nog zo fel tegen. Accepteren zou veel makkelijker zijn dan je hele leven op kruistocht gaan. Accepteren en in vrede verder leven.

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Op woensdag 27 augustus 2008 14:47 schreef ElizabethR het volgende:

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Precies, als jezus en god en de heilige geest al bestaan kan ik me niet voorstellen dat het drie chagrijnige personen zijn, dus daarom:

There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He could not get a fair trial.

There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His fathers business.
2. He lived at home until He was 33.
3. His mother was a virgin and His mother was sure He was God.

There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new faith.

There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He loved large gatherings that served alcohol.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

Then there are 3 compelling arguments that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a large crowd at a moments notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to be done!

AMEN

En dit is wel een photoshopje, maar toch erg leuk!!

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Temple of the Dog - Wooden Jesus

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Wooden Jesus where are you from
Korea or Canada or maybe Taiwan
I didn't know it was the Holy Land
But I believed from the minute
The check left my hand, and I pray

Can I be saved, I spent all my money
On a future grave
Wooden Jesus I'll cut you in
On twenty percent of my future sin

Porcelain Mary her majesties pure
Looking for virgin territory
Coat hanger halos don't come cheap
From television shepherds with living room
Sheep, and I pray

Can I be saved, I spent all my money
On a future grave
Wooden Jesus I'll cut you in
On twenty percent of my future sin

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Op woensdag 27 augustus 2008 15:31 schreef Ali_Kannibali het volgende:

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Het is ook niet om tegenaan te schoppen, het gaat om de zuiverheid van de leer, dus of je bij de bijbel blijft of niet. De bijbel,Jezus, waarschuwt expliciet voor dit soort dingen.