[marteltopic] Vliegen

touwtje of elastiekje vastmaken aan vlieg en laten stuiteren op elektrische vliegenmepper

vooral leuk met dikke bromvliegen. 1 vleugels verschroeien met vuur. 2 pootjes uiteindes. 3. in lepel koud water doen, vervolgens aansteker eronder. niet dood laten gaan. laten sterven in prullenbak.

Vliegen hebben het nut om als voedsel te dienen voor andere pauperdieren.

Verder zijn het inderdaad kutbeesten

Iemand toevallig een gidsje hoe je zon elektrische vliegenmeppert op kan voeren?

ik heb dat dus een keer op die manier gedaan.. dacht ik: die vlieg gaat schijten.. allemaal witte shit. Blijkt die vlieg gewoon larven aan het bevallen te zijn! omdat ie wist dattie zou sterven, soort instinctieve reactie.

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Op donderdag 14 augustus 2008 18:38 schreef Amokzaaier het volgende:
ik heb dat dus een keer op die manier gedaan.. dacht ik: die vlieg gaat schijten.. allemaal witte shit. Blijkt die vlieg gewoon larven aan het bevallen te zijn! omdat ie wist dattie zou sterven, soort instinctieve reactie.

Jij martelt zwangere dieren

Lasertpen FTW

wat te doen met fruitvliegjes, die vliegen door die mepper heen

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Op woensdag 3 juni 2009 01:07 schreef swarmahoer het volgende:
wat te doen met fruitvliegjes, die vliegen door die mepper heen

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Op woensdag 3 juni 2009 01:07 schreef swarmahoer het volgende:
wat te doen met fruitvliegjes, die vliegen door die mepper heen

Met de achterkant van je hand een mep geven. Vallen op de grond en dan met iets fijn drukken. Papiertje of zo iets plats iig. Met je schoen leven ze meestal nog kleine kutbeesten.
Ze vliegen iig niet zo snel weg en vallen gelijk neer vaak even op de rug niet om kunnen draaien dus heb je even de tijd om de kill uit te voeren

als ik ze met een hand mep gaan vallen ze niet, dan verplaats ik ze alleen maar met 2 handen klappen is effectiever

Ik sla ze uit de lucht met de elektrische vliegenmeppen en vervolgens voer ik ze aan mijn vleesetende plant

http://sebazzz.tweakblogs(...)-en-afterburner.html

Met laserpen verblinden, kan je ze moeiteloos oppakken. Deo erop zodat ie bijna helemaal niks meer kan doen. Dan affikken door extra deo op de vlieg te doen en aan te steken met een aansteker

Youtube: Tortures for flies

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[ Bericht 82% gewijzigd door NeverEatYellowSnow op 03-06-2009 14:09:58 ]

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Op woensdag 3 juni 2009 10:25 schreef NeverEatYellowSnow het volgende:
Youtube: Tortures for flies

je linkje werkt niet

House Fly Powered Model Plane! How to Build One


Take a wooden matchstick and slice a thin sliver from one side. Then cut the remaining stick in two, lengthwise. Make sure you leave a little of the red tip intact for effect. Discard one half.


Make the aircraft by glueing the sliver of wood - the wing - across the remaining part of the matchstick - the fuselage. If you want, you can use little scraps to make a tail section. Or you can make a biplane. Or you can use a couple of thin slices of balsa to make a huge wing, one that will carry maybe twenty engines. Indulge your aeronautical whims. Think of lift, think of thrust, think of innovation without the benefit of an industrial policy.


Catch a bunch of flies. Put them in a jar and put the jar in the freezer. In a few seconds the flies will be chilled out completely. This is called cryogenics, and it has its drawbacks. For example, the flies will be dead flies if you freeze them too long. Dead flies are no good.


So if you’re a tinkerer, refrigerate your flies. It takes longer to make them comatose, but they have a higher recovery rate than the ones you leave in the freezer next to the burritos. Meanwhile, put a tiny drop of rubber cement at each place along the wing where you want an engine. Take the flies out of the freezer. Attach the abdomen of one frigid fly to each drop of glue.


Make sure all the flies are facing the same direction. Breathe life into the flies. A miracle: A gentle puff of your warm breath will resuscitate the flies.


Launch the aircraft. It should fly like a charm, and, far from being cruel to the flies, you’ll be teaching them a new and valuable thing, one that brings us to the virtue of this exercise. For we see that while flies think a lot alike, have a great deal in common, share many of the same hopes and dreams, they never act in concert, as a team, with regard for the worth of other, neighboring flies until forced to by grim circumstance - as, for example, when they are harnessed to fly and either first experience the exhilaration of high-altitude cooperation or die. Redeemed by such a critical choice, they’ll soar like a glider, race like a Stealth airplane.



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dat vliegtuig

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Op woensdag 3 juni 2009 10:45 schreef TimKuik het volgende:
House Fly Powered Model Plane! How to Build One
[ afbeelding ]

Take a wooden matchstick and slice a thin sliver from one side. Then cut the remaining stick in two, lengthwise. Make sure you leave a little of the red tip intact for effect. Discard one half.
[ afbeelding ]

Make the aircraft by glueing the sliver of wood - the wing - across the remaining part of the matchstick - the fuselage. If you want, you can use little scraps to make a tail section. Or you can make a biplane. Or you can use a couple of thin slices of balsa to make a huge wing, one that will carry maybe twenty engines. Indulge your aeronautical whims. Think of lift, think of thrust, think of innovation without the benefit of an industrial policy.
[ afbeelding ]

Catch a bunch of flies. Put them in a jar and put the jar in the freezer. In a few seconds the flies will be chilled out completely. This is called cryogenics, and it has its drawbacks. For example, the flies will be dead flies if you freeze them too long. Dead flies are no good.
[ afbeelding ]

So if you’re a tinkerer, refrigerate your flies. It takes longer to make them comatose, but they have a higher recovery rate than the ones you leave in the freezer next to the burritos. Meanwhile, put a tiny drop of rubber cement at each place along the wing where you want an engine. Take the flies out of the freezer. Attach the abdomen of one frigid fly to each drop of glue.
[ afbeelding ]

Make sure all the flies are facing the same direction. Breathe life into the flies. A miracle: A gentle puff of your warm breath will resuscitate the flies.
[ afbeelding ]

Launch the aircraft. It should fly like a charm, and, far from being cruel to the flies, you’ll be teaching them a new and valuable thing, one that brings us to the virtue of this exercise. For we see that while flies think a lot alike, have a great deal in common, share many of the same hopes and dreams, they never act in concert, as a team, with regard for the worth of other, neighboring flies until forced to by grim circumstance - as, for example, when they are harnessed to fly and either first experience the exhilaration of high-altitude cooperation or die. Redeemed by such a critical choice, they’ll soar like a glider, race like a Stealth airplane.

[ afbeelding ]

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wilde hem net posten. Moest er gelijk aan denken

Ik vang ze, en geef ze aan mijn kameleon

Vliegtuig een genialere woordspeling bestaat er niet.

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Op woensdag 3 juni 2009 11:13 schreef Toempf het volgende:
Vliegtuig een genialere woordspeling bestaat er niet.

Ik sla ze dood.

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Op woensdag 3 juni 2009 10:45 schreef TimKuik het volgende:
House Fly Powered Model Plane! How to Build One
[ afbeelding ]

Take a wooden matchstick and slice a thin sliver from one side. Then cut the remaining stick in two, lengthwise. Make sure you leave a little of the red tip intact for effect. Discard one half.
[ afbeelding ]

Make the aircraft by glueing the sliver of wood - the wing - across the remaining part of the matchstick - the fuselage. If you want, you can use little scraps to make a tail section. Or you can make a biplane. Or you can use a couple of thin slices of balsa to make a huge wing, one that will carry maybe twenty engines. Indulge your aeronautical whims. Think of lift, think of thrust, think of innovation without the benefit of an industrial policy.
[ afbeelding ]

Catch a bunch of flies. Put them in a jar and put the jar in the freezer. In a few seconds the flies will be chilled out completely. This is called cryogenics, and it has its drawbacks. For example, the flies will be dead flies if you freeze them too long. Dead flies are no good.
[ afbeelding ]

So if you’re a tinkerer, refrigerate your flies. It takes longer to make them comatose, but they have a higher recovery rate than the ones you leave in the freezer next to the burritos. Meanwhile, put a tiny drop of rubber cement at each place along the wing where you want an engine. Take the flies out of the freezer. Attach the abdomen of one frigid fly to each drop of glue.
[ afbeelding ]

Make sure all the flies are facing the same direction. Breathe life into the flies. A miracle: A gentle puff of your warm breath will resuscitate the flies.
[ afbeelding ]

Launch the aircraft. It should fly like a charm, and, far from being cruel to the flies, you’ll be teaching them a new and valuable thing, one that brings us to the virtue of this exercise. For we see that while flies think a lot alike, have a great deal in common, share many of the same hopes and dreams, they never act in concert, as a team, with regard for the worth of other, neighboring flies until forced to by grim circumstance - as, for example, when they are harnessed to fly and either first experience the exhilaration of high-altitude cooperation or die. Redeemed by such a critical choice, they’ll soar like a glider, race like a Stealth airplane.

[ afbeelding ]

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Linkje naar video?


Edit: Geen video te vinden, zoals beschreven, dus zal wel niet werken..

Alleen deze:


[ Bericht 6% gewijzigd door Westsidee op 03-06-2009 12:42:57 ]

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Op woensdag 3 juni 2009 10:45 schreef TimKuik het volgende:
House Fly Powered Model Plane! How to Build One
[ afbeelding ]

Take a wooden matchstick and slice a thin sliver from one side. Then cut the remaining stick in two, lengthwise. Make sure you leave a little of the red tip intact for effect. Discard one half.
[ afbeelding ]

Make the aircraft by glueing the sliver of wood - the wing - across the remaining part of the matchstick - the fuselage. If you want, you can use little scraps to make a tail section. Or you can make a biplane. Or you can use a couple of thin slices of balsa to make a huge wing, one that will carry maybe twenty engines. Indulge your aeronautical whims. Think of lift, think of thrust, think of innovation without the benefit of an industrial policy.
[ afbeelding ]

Catch a bunch of flies. Put them in a jar and put the jar in the freezer. In a few seconds the flies will be chilled out completely. This is called cryogenics, and it has its drawbacks. For example, the flies will be dead flies if you freeze them too long. Dead flies are no good.
[ afbeelding ]

So if you’re a tinkerer, refrigerate your flies. It takes longer to make them comatose, but they have a higher recovery rate than the ones you leave in the freezer next to the burritos. Meanwhile, put a tiny drop of rubber cement at each place along the wing where you want an engine. Take the flies out of the freezer. Attach the abdomen of one frigid fly to each drop of glue.
[ afbeelding ]

Make sure all the flies are facing the same direction. Breathe life into the flies. A miracle: A gentle puff of your warm breath will resuscitate the flies.
[ afbeelding ]

Launch the aircraft. It should fly like a charm, and, far from being cruel to the flies, you’ll be teaching them a new and valuable thing, one that brings us to the virtue of this exercise. For we see that while flies think a lot alike, have a great deal in common, share many of the same hopes and dreams, they never act in concert, as a team, with regard for the worth of other, neighboring flies until forced to by grim circumstance - as, for example, when they are harnessed to fly and either first experience the exhilaration of high-altitude cooperation or die. Redeemed by such a critical choice, they’ll soar like a glider, race like a Stealth airplane.

[ afbeelding ]

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GENIAAL

Dat vliegtuig
Dat moet ik deze zomer een keer gaan proberen eigenlijk.
Zijn er eigenlijk geen video's van werkende vlieg-tuigen?

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Op woensdag 3 juni 2009 12:34 schreef Westsidee het volgende:

[..]

Linkje naar video?

geen vliegtuigje, wel een touwtje

Bij aan een touwtje kende ik al. Das geen vlieg. Ben benieuwd of dat vliegtuig echt mogelijk is of een hoax... Filmpje die het ondersteund zou wel vet zijn.

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Op woensdag 3 juni 2009 12:34 schreef Westsidee het volgende:

[..]

Linkje naar video?


Edit: Geen video te vinden, zoals beschreven, dus zal wel niet werken..

Alleen deze:

PHY - Fly powered plane

hhahahahah

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Op woensdag 3 juni 2009 12:34 schreef Westsidee het volgende:

[..]

Linkje naar video?


Edit: Geen video te vinden, zoals beschreven, dus zal wel niet werken..

Alleen deze:

PHY - Fly powered plane

with all the bugs worked out... leuke woordspeling

Arme kinderen kunnen er toch ook mee leven, waarom jij niet?

Ik ben te lui om allerlei dingen te proberen, slaan is genoeg.

Maar iemand die wat op de vliegen test filmt het wel he ?