Wat vind jij de beste quote ooit?

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Op zaterdag 16 augustus 2008 13:58 schreef Arcee het volgende:
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe".

Albert Einstein

Idd schitterend!

Das Schicksal mischt die Karten, und wir spielen

Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.

tvp

Ik weet niet van wie deze is, maar hij is wel geweldig:

Als je iets niet weet, wat iedereen wel weet, dan ben je niet dom. Pas als je iets doet waarvan je niet weet dat je het niet kan, dan ben je pas dom.

The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be

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This is rather as if you imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, 'This is an interesting world I find myself in - an interesting hole I find myself in - fits me rather neatly, doesn't it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well, must have been made to have me in it!' This is such a powerful idea that as the sun rises in the sky and the air heats up and as, gradually, the puddle gets smaller and smaller, it's still frantically hanging on to the notion that everything's going to be alright, because this world was meant to have him in it, was built to have him in it; so the moment he disappears catches him rather by surprise. I think this may be something we need to be on the watch out for.

Douglas Adams.

"if you can see the bottom, follow Farmer. If you can't see the bottom, don't follow Farmer."

Een citaat uit de film: First Descent

"Sometimes I hate anything that cannot be made out of wood."

John Day, US, 2002

_{Na een zoveelste vastloper van een pc.}

"Normality is just an agreed-on form of insanity" - Brad Blanton

"Normality is the key to avoiding change and the continuation of suffering" - Brad Blanton

Life is like the sea. Either one chooses the go with it's waves, or deny and drown.

Einstein zei ooit: "Life is like riding a bicycle, to keep balance you have to keep moving"

Donald Trump: Dress for the job you want and not for the job you have.

There is no way to happiness, happiness is the way - Boedha
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When you worry you die!
When you don't worry you will die too!

So why worry??
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"You teach people how to treat you"...

I’d rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not. – Curt Cobain

“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one" (Albert Einstein)

You come to love, not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.

I Have Learned
You cannot make someone
love you. All you can do is
be someone who can be loved.
The rest is up to them.

"If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them." (Henry David Thoreau)

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if not open. Frank Zappa 1940-1993

"You are who you think you are"

"We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves"

The sailor does not pray for wind, he learns to sail.

"helden zijn bang om laf te zijn"
"Een mens lijdt dikwijls het meest door het lijden dat hij vreest."
"winning isn't everything it's the only thing"

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Op woensdag 13 augustus 2008 11:01 schreef VonHinten het volgende:

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"Eat shit and die!"

"I wanna rip off your head and shit down your neck!"

"Nowbody steels our chicks and lives!"

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Op zaterdag 23 augustus 2008 01:28 schreef jakees het volgende:

"winning isn't everything it's the only thing"

In tegenstelling tot andere, die meedoen belangrijker vinden dan winnen, vind ik winnen belangrijker dan meedoen. Daarom deed ik niet mee...

“I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know he's got God on his side.”
- Bill Hicks

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Op zaterdag 23 augustus 2008 01:31 schreef jakees het volgende:

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"Nowbody steels our chicks and lives!"

"I want to kick ass and chew bubblegum.. and I'm all out of gum"


"Just because your paranoid, doesn't mean nobody is following you"

- "if my brother was here you shouldnt talk shit like that"
"yeah but he's not here...and you know why he's not here?"
- "why"
"because he's a chicken-shit-fucking-pussy-asshole" - Steven Seagal

" who's hotdog is this huh?, is that yours?" - Steven Seagal

Steven Seagal
Jezus, dit is WFL, geen ONZ.

I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished. Well then, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?

- Jules

Het enige recht van een vrouw is het aanrecht.

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Op zondag 24 augustus 2008 09:06 schreef Scaurus het volgende:
Steven Seagal
Jezus, dit is WFL, geen ONZ.

"Steven Seagal = God" -Gubbe85


OT:
"expect nothing, accept everything"

Wij willen graag kinderen dus tijdens het pijpen gebruiken wij geen condoom..
Doen we alleen als we sex hebben.. Ik blijf slikken maar tot op heden helaas nog niet gelukt..

-Tally (moderator op Fok!)