Wat vind jij de beste quote ooit?

'Ik Henkie Baars uit Diessen die wereldkampioen wordt....dè geleuvde toch nie ?'

'voor wie wacht komt alles te laat'
-Jacques Brel

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Op dinsdag 12 augustus 2008 18:47 schreef Salvad0R het volgende:

He who trades freedom for temporary security deserves neither and loses both.
-Benjamin Franklin

Dit blijft ook een fantastische quote. Er zijn er teveel goede om een echte nummer 1 aan te kunnen wijzen.

Was für ein Glück für die Regierenden, dass die Menschen nicht denken - Adolf Hitler

Wir machen uns innere Scheinbilder oder Symbole der
äußeren Gegenstände, und zwar machen wir sie von
solcher Art, daß die denknotwendigen Folgen der Bilder
stets wieder die Bilder seien von den naturnotwendigen
Folgen der abgebildeten Gegenstände.

Heinrich Hertz

Satz VI: Zu jeder ω-widerspruchsfreien rekursiven Klasse κ von Formeln gibt es rekursive Klassenzeichen r, so daß weder v Gen r noch Neg (v Gen r) zu Flg (κ) gehört (wobei v die freie Variable aus r ist).

Satz XI: Sei κ eine beliebige rekursive widerspruchsfreie Klasse von Formeln, dann gilt: Die Satzformel, welche besagt, daß κ widerspruchsfrei ist, ist nicht κ-beweisbar; insbesondere ist die Widerspruchsfreiheit von P in P unbeweisbar, vorausgesetzt, daß P widerspruchsfrei ist (im entgegengesetzten Fall ist natürlich jede Aussage beweisbar).

Kurt Gödel – Über formal unentscheidbare Sätze der Principia Mathematica und verwandter Systeme, I

De vos in ‘Le petit Prince’: On ne voit bien qu'avec le c½ur. L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux.

"I´ve got balls of steel"

Duke Nukem

Voor de economen onder ons:

'Van de verdeling komt de winst':
Jan Tinbergen (1903-1994) eerste winnaar v/d Nobelprijs voor de Economie

"Ieder nadeel heb zijn voordeel"

Over de ultieme quote moet ik nog nadenken maar deze zijn alvast leuk/interessant:

Tomorrow we meet our maker. In my case, God. In your case, God knows. But I'd be surprised
if he's won any design awards. - Lord Edmund Blackadder

See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in,
to kind of catapult the propaganda." —George W. Bush, Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

''Als je elke dag dronken bent heb je ook een regelmatig leven''

"How about a russian roulette booth? And here's the kicker, we put bullets in all the chambers, that way *everybody* wins!" -Dr. Cox

Linus Torvalds: "Really, I'm not out to destroy Microsoft. That will just be a completely
unintentional side effect."

When in doubt, set something on fire. -- Belkar

CIA official: "The Tibetans by nature did not appear to be congenitally inclined toward conspiratorial proficiency."

“Trying is the first step towards failure.” -- Homer J. Simpson

"Music is like candy, you have to throw away all the rappers" Oscar Wilde

"Welcome to the internet - where men are men, women are men and little girls are FBI agents"


En de topickiller:


A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain -
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. - Fred Allen -
A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car. - Kenneth Tynan -
A leopard cannot change his spots. - William Shakespeare -
A liar is not believed when he speaks the truth. - Cicero -
A man can do everything with a sword except sit on it. - Talleyrand -
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor -
A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears. - Montaigne -
A specialist is one who knows everything about something and nothing about everyone else. - Ambrose Bierce -
A taxi driver is a man who drives away customers. - Henry Cate -
A waist is a terrible thing to mind. - Ziggy -
Acquaintance: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. - Ambrose Bierce -
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre -
All I ask is the chance to prove that money cannot make me happy. - Lauris -
Always tell the truth. That way, you don't have to remember what you said. - Mark Twain -
An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr -
An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous. - Henry Ford -
Anyone can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend's success. - Oscar Wilde -
Carpe diem. - Horatius -
Committee: A group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. - Milton Berle -
Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out of it alive. - Hubbard -
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. - Olivier -
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde -
Figures won't lie, but liars will figure. - Gen. C. H. Grosvenor -
Friend: One who knows all about you and loves you just the same. - Elbert Hubbard -
Genius is one per cent inspiration and ninety-nine per cent perspiration. - Thomas A. Edison -
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. - La Rouchefoucauld -
He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. - Old Chinese saying -
He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches. - Bernard Shaw -
How can you govern a nation which has 246 kinds of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle -
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby -
I can resist everything except temptation. - Oscar Wilde -
I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem. - Ashleigh Brilliant -
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx -
I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome -
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. - Karl Marx -
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein -
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943 -
I think therefore I am. - Descartes -
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly and I did. I said I didn't know. - Mark Twain -
I would never join any club that would have the likes of me as a member. - Karl Marx -
If you can walk through life with a smile, you are probably not paying attention. - Steve Allen -
If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it. - Slous -
If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes. - Mark Twain -
If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. - Wilson Mizner -
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. - Earl Wilson -
If you want to know the value of money, try and borrow some. - Benjamin Franklin -
If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead, either write things worth reading or do things worth writing. - Benjamin Franklin -
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen -
Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein -
It is difficult to make predictions - particularly about the future. - Confucius -
It is not an optical illusion, it just looks like one. - Phil White -
It is often easier to fight for principles than to live up to them. - Adlai Stevenson -
Life is a comedy to him who thinks, and a tragedy to him who feels. - Horace Walpole -
Math is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek -
My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. - Abraham Lincoln -
My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde -
Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repainting. - Billy Rose -
Never learn to do anything; if you don't learn, you'll always find someone else to do it for you. - Mark Twain -
Never make forecasts, especially about the future. - Samuel Goldwyn -
Never trust a woman who tells you her real age. A woman who would tell that would tell anything. - Oscar Wilde -
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself. - Simone Weil -
Religion is certainty without proofs. - Amiel -
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. - von Braun -
Rome was not built in a day. - Cervantes -
Science is always wrong. It never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw -
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. - Robin Williams -
Selling the solution is often more difficult than solving the problem. - Herbert E. Salzer -
Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. - Red O'Donnell -
Thank good. I'm still an atheist. - Louis Buñuel -
The best things in life are free. - Confucius -
The die is cast. - Julius Caesar -
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. - Einstein -
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams -
The last thing one discovers in writing a book is what to put first. - Blaise Pascal -
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin and Hobbes (Bill Watterson) -
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. - Groucho Marx -
There are no uninteresting things, there are only uninterested people. - G K Chesterton -
There is no place like home. - Dufferin -
There is nothing permanent except change. - Heraclitus -
Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog -
We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D. Eisenhower -
When a man tells you he got rich through hard work, ask him "Whose?" - Don Marquis -
When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde -
When you do not have any money the problem is food; when you have money it is sex; when you have both it is health; and when everything is simply great then you are frightened of death. - J. P. Donleavy -
Whenever anyone says, "theoretically", they really mean, "not really". - Parnas -
Wise men learn by other men's mistakes; fools, by their own. - Plautus -
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal -
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time. - Lincoln -
You do not know your friend until you have quarrelled with him. - Thomas McKeown -


A budget is a planned method of worrying. - Unknown -
A clean tie attracts the soup of the day. - Unknown -
A corkscrew is the best thing with which to open a conversation. - Unknown -
A man with one watch knows what time it is - with two watches he is never sure. - Unknown -
A manager is a person who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month. - Unknown -
A true gentleman is one who can play the bagpipes - and doesn't. - Unknown -
A weather forecaster is one with whom the weather does not always agree. - Unknown -
A woman begins lying about her age when her face begins to tell the truth about it. - Unknown -
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy. - Unknown -
All my life I said I wanted to be someone. I can see now that I should have been more specific. - Unknown -
Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid back. - Unknown -
Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else. - Unknown -
Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Unknown -
Any system that depends on reliability is unreliable. - Unknown -
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail. - Unknown -
Consultant: Someone who knowns 101 ways to make love, but can't get a date. - Unknown -
Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think. - Unknown -
Don't vote - it only encourages them! - Unknown -
Every time I lose weight, it finds me again. - Unknown -
He who aims for nothing rarely misses. - Unknown -
He who believes the past cannot be changed has not yet written his memoirs. - Unknown -
History does not repeat itself; historians merely repeat each other. - Unknown -
Hospitality: Making your guests feel at home, even though you wish they were. - Unknown -
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on. - Unknown -
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. - Unknown -
I wouldn't mind being poor if I had lots of money. - Unknown -
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everyone equally. - Unknown -
I'm sorry, but I'm not going to apologize. - Unknown -
It's a poor workman who blames his tools. - Unknown -
Let me see, as the blind man said. - Unknown -
Money can't buy happiness, but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours. - Unknown -
Money is like a promise, easier made than kept. - Unknown -
My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right. - Unknown -
Never explain a joke - it's no longer funny when you do. - Unknown -
No matter what goes wrong, there's always someone who knew it would. - Unknown -
Nobody goes there anymore 'cause it's too crowded. - Unknown -
One way to make your old car run better is to look up the price of a new model. - Unknown -
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of bleeding, he sings. - Unknown -
People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves. - Unknown -
Science: An orderly arrangement of what at the moment seem to be facts. - Unknown -
Talk is cheap, unless you hire a lawyer. - Unknown -
Teamwork is essential; it allows you to blame someone else. - Unknown -
The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Unknown -
The only reliable information in a newspaper is the date. - Unknown -
The only thing more disturbing than a neighbor with a noisy old car is one with a quiet new one. - Unknown -
There is no future in time travel. - Unknown -
There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax. - Unknown -
To err is human. To admit it is a blunder. - Unknown -
Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Unknown -
Winners never quit and quitters never win. - Unknown -
You can never tell about women, and if you can, you shouldn't. - Unknown -

Is the juice worth the squeeze

"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart."
- H. L. Mencken

Kwam m tegen in een boekje ^^

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Op dinsdag 12 augustus 2008 22:56 schreef STORMSEEKER het volgende:
Tomorrow we meet our maker. In my case, God. In your case, God knows. But I'd be surprised
if he's won any design awards. - Lord Edmund Blackadder

Geniale serie was dat.

Be formless, shapeless, like water. Van Bruce Lee en volgens mij in heel veel situaties bruikbaar.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"U heeft een soort God verzonnen?"
- Andries Knevel

in dittttttttt fragment, haha ik sterf, hahaha

Just Because You're Paranoid Don't Mean They're Not After You

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Op dinsdag 12 augustus 2008 23:26 schreef ee-04 het volgende:
Be formless, shapeless, like water. Van Bruce Lee en volgens mij in heel veel situaties bruikbaar.

Van bruce lee ja.

I'll be more supportive about thinking outside of the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in a large group.

The problem with women is that they lack the power of conversation, but not the power of speech.

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Op dinsdag 12 augustus 2008 22:56 schreef STORMSEEKER het volgende:
- hele reeks quotes -

en toch heb ik voor t eerst zo'n lange post echt bijna helemaal doorgelezen!! Misschien dat ik hier en daar wat overgeslagen heb maar toch

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Op dinsdag 12 augustus 2008 23:40 schreef Thomass het volgende:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"U heeft een soort God verzonnen?"
- Andries Knevel

in dittttttttt fragment, haha ik sterf, hahaha

We grappig dat Knevel en van de Brink niet doorhebben dat de manier van geloven in een god voor anderen net zo kan overkomen als de rokerskerk overkomt voor hen.

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Op dinsdag 12 augustus 2008 21:47 schreef intraxz het volgende:
"I´ve got balls of steel"

Duke Nukem

"Eat shit and die!"

"I wanna rip off your head and shit down your neck!"

Oorlog is de voortzetting van politiek met andere middelen. - Von Clausewitz. -

Politiek is de voortzetting van oorlog met andere middelen. - Von Witzeclaus. -

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice however... - unknown(to me) -

"2 Leffe, 1 Westmalle Tripel, en geef misteriks er ook een"
notoir cafeganger

Een aantal van Nietzsche:

Aus der Kriegsschule des Lebens - Was mich nicht umbringt, macht mich härter.
Götzendämmerung

- Man soll nicht in Kirchen gehn, wenn man reine Luft atmen will.
Jenseits von Gut und Böse

- 'Glaube' heißt Nicht-wissen-wollen, was wahr ist.
Der Antichrist

Gäbe es Gott, wie könnten wir es ertragen, nicht Gott zu sein.

Das Wort schon "Christentum" ist ein Missverständnis - im Grunde gab es nur einen Christen, und der starb am Kreuz.

In jeder Religion ist der religiöse Mensch eine Ausnahme.

Ein Politiker teilt die Menschheit in zwei Klassen ein: Werkzeuge und Feinde.

Der Erfolg war immer der größte Lügner.

Überzeugungen sind gefährlichere Feinde der Wahrheit, als Lügen.

Wenn du lange in einen Abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein.

"They were all spherical bastards". Why spherical? "Because they were bastards, when looked at from any side"

Fritz Zwicky over z'n collega's op Mount Wilson observatorium.

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I'm a good house keeper! Every time i divorce i keep the house..

Zaza Gabor.

"In Heaven all the interesting people are missing." --Friedrich Nietzsche

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Op dinsdag 12 augustus 2008 09:58 schreef Ultralaser het volgende:
Dude your fucked up your Ferrari!

It wasn't mine!

lol.


Het maakt niet uit hoe ze over mij praten zolang ze maar over mij praten (Napoleon)

The Rock.

biertje?

There´s only one thing worse than being talked about: that is, not being talked about.

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
Mark Twain

"It is so little true that martyrs offer any support to the truth of a cause that I am inclined to deny that any martyr has ever had anything to do with the truth at all"

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Op dinsdag 12 augustus 2008 14:51 schreef Scorpie het volgende:
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
- General George S. Patton

Die is erg goed ja Maar er zijn zoveel goeie!

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If you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both.

Bijv, of

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A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

en

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God does not play dice.

Etc etc

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Op dinsdag 12 augustus 2008 22:56 schreef STORMSEEKER het volgende:
Over de ultieme quote moet ik nog nadenken maar deze zijn alvast leuk/interessant:

Tomorrow we meet our maker. In my case, God. In your case, God knows. But I'd be surprised
if he's won any design awards. - Lord Edmund Blackadder

See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in,
to kind of catapult the propaganda." —George W. Bush, Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

''Als je elke dag dronken bent heb je ook een regelmatig leven''

"How about a russian roulette booth? And here's the kicker, we put bullets in all the chambers, that way *everybody* wins!" -Dr. Cox

Linus Torvalds: "Really, I'm not out to destroy Microsoft. That will just be a completely
unintentional side effect."

When in doubt, set something on fire. -- Belkar

CIA official: "The Tibetans by nature did not appear to be congenitally inclined toward conspiratorial proficiency."

“Trying is the first step towards failure.” -- Homer J. Simpson

"Music is like candy, you have to throw away all the rappers" Oscar Wilde

"Welcome to the internet - where men are men, women are men and little girls are FBI agents"


En de topickiller:


A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain -
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. - Fred Allen -
A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car. - Kenneth Tynan -
A leopard cannot change his spots. - William Shakespeare -
A liar is not believed when he speaks the truth. - Cicero -
A man can do everything with a sword except sit on it. - Talleyrand -
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor -
A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears. - Montaigne -
A specialist is one who knows everything about something and nothing about everyone else. - Ambrose Bierce -
A taxi driver is a man who drives away customers. - Henry Cate -
A waist is a terrible thing to mind. - Ziggy -
Acquaintance: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. - Ambrose Bierce -
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre -
All I ask is the chance to prove that money cannot make me happy. - Lauris -
Always tell the truth. That way, you don't have to remember what you said. - Mark Twain -
An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr -
An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous. - Henry Ford -
Anyone can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend's success. - Oscar Wilde -
Carpe diem. - Horatius -
Committee: A group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. - Milton Berle -
Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out of it alive. - Hubbard -
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. - Olivier -
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde -
Figures won't lie, but liars will figure. - Gen. C. H. Grosvenor -
Friend: One who knows all about you and loves you just the same. - Elbert Hubbard -
Genius is one per cent inspiration and ninety-nine per cent perspiration. - Thomas A. Edison -
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. - La Rouchefoucauld -
He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. - Old Chinese saying -
He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches. - Bernard Shaw -
How can you govern a nation which has 246 kinds of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle -
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby -
I can resist everything except temptation. - Oscar Wilde -

I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem. - Ashleigh Brilliant -
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx -
I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome -
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. - Karl Marx -
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein -
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943 -
I think therefore I am. - Descartes -
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly and I did. I said I didn't know. - Mark Twain -
I would never join any club that would have the likes of me as a member. - Karl Marx -
If you can walk through life with a smile, you are probably not paying attention. - Steve Allen -
If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it. - Slous -
If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes. - Mark Twain -
If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. - Wilson Mizner -
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. - Earl Wilson -
If you want to know the value of money, try and borrow some. - Benjamin Franklin -
If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead, either write things worth reading or do things worth writing. - Benjamin Franklin -
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen -
Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein -
It is difficult to make predictions - particularly about the future. - Confucius -
It is not an optical illusion, it just looks like one. - Phil White -
It is often easier to fight for principles than to live up to them. - Adlai Stevenson -
Life is a comedy to him who thinks, and a tragedy to him who feels. - Horace Walpole -
Math is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek -
My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. - Abraham Lincoln -
My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde -
Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repainting. - Billy Rose -
Never learn to do anything; if you don't learn, you'll always find someone else to do it for you. - Mark Twain -
Never make forecasts, especially about the future. - Samuel Goldwyn -
Never trust a woman who tells you her real age. A woman who would tell that would tell anything. - Oscar Wilde -
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself. - Simone Weil -
Religion is certainty without proofs. - Amiel -
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. - von Braun -
Rome was not built in a day. - Cervantes -
Science is always wrong. It never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw -
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. - Robin Williams -
Selling the solution is often more difficult than solving the problem. - Herbert E. Salzer -
Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. - Red O'Donnell -
Thank good. I'm still an atheist. - Louis Buñuel -
The best things in life are free. - Confucius -
The die is cast. - Julius Caesar -
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. - Einstein -
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams -
The last thing one discovers in writing a book is what to put first. - Blaise Pascal -
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin and Hobbes (Bill Watterson) -
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. - Groucho Marx -
There are no uninteresting things, there are only uninterested people. - G K Chesterton -
There is no place like home. - Dufferin -
There is nothing permanent except change. - Heraclitus -
Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog -
We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D. Eisenhower -
When a man tells you he got rich through hard work, ask him "Whose?" - Don Marquis -
When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde -
When you do not have any money the problem is food; when you have money it is sex; when you have both it is health; and when everything is simply great then you are frightened of death. - J. P. Donleavy -
Whenever anyone says, "theoretically", they really mean, "not really". - Parnas -
Wise men learn by other men's mistakes; fools, by their own. - Plautus -
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal -
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time. - Lincoln -
You do not know your friend until you have quarrelled with him. - Thomas McKeown -


A budget is a planned method of worrying. - Unknown -
A clean tie attracts the soup of the day. - Unknown -
A corkscrew is the best thing with which to open a conversation. - Unknown -
A man with one watch knows what time it is - with two watches he is never sure. - Unknown -
A manager is a person who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month. - Unknown -
A true gentleman is one who can play the bagpipes - and doesn't. - Unknown -
A weather forecaster is one with whom the weather does not always agree. - Unknown -
A woman begins lying about her age when her face begins to tell the truth about it. - Unknown -
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy. - Unknown -
All my life I said I wanted to be someone. I can see now that I should have been more specific. - Unknown -
Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid back. - Unknown -
Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else. - Unknown -
Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Unknown -
Any system that depends on reliability is unreliable. - Unknown -
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail. - Unknown -
Consultant: Someone who knowns 101 ways to make love, but can't get a date. - Unknown -
Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think. - Unknown -
Don't vote - it only encourages them! - Unknown -
Every time I lose weight, it finds me again. - Unknown -
He who aims for nothing rarely misses. - Unknown -
He who believes the past cannot be changed has not yet written his memoirs. - Unknown -
History does not repeat itself; historians merely repeat each other. - Unknown -
Hospitality: Making your guests feel at home, even though you wish they were. - Unknown -
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on. - Unknown -
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. - Unknown -
I wouldn't mind being poor if I had lots of money. - Unknown -
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everyone equally. - Unknown -
I'm sorry, but I'm not going to apologize. - Unknown -
It's a poor workman who blames his tools. - Unknown -
Let me see, as the blind man said. - Unknown -
Money can't buy happiness, but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours. - Unknown -
Money is like a promise, easier made than kept. - Unknown -
My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right. - Unknown -
Never explain a joke - it's no longer funny when you do. - Unknown -
No matter what goes wrong, there's always someone who knew it would. - Unknown -
Nobody goes there anymore 'cause it's too crowded. - Unknown -
One way to make your old car run better is to look up the price of a new model. - Unknown -
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of bleeding, he sings. - Unknown -
People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves. - Unknown -
Science: An orderly arrangement of what at the moment seem to be facts. - Unknown -
Talk is cheap, unless you hire a lawyer. - Unknown -
Teamwork is essential; it allows you to blame someone else. - Unknown -
The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Unknown -
The only reliable information in a newspaper is the date. - Unknown -
The only thing more disturbing than a neighbor with a noisy old car is one with a quiet new one. - Unknown -
There is no future in time travel. - Unknown -
There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax. - Unknown -
To err is human. To admit it is a blunder. - Unknown -
Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Unknown -
Winners never quit and quitters never win. - Unknown -
You can never tell about women, and if you can, you shouldn't. - Unknown -

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_{Zie onderschrift en zo}

quote:

Op donderdag 14 augustus 2008 20:57 schreef ATuin-hek het volgende:

[..]

Die is erg goed ja Maar er zijn zoveel goeie!
[..]

Bijv, of
[..]

en
[..]

Etc etc

nu we toch aan het civven zijn, deze is uit Alpha Centauri

quote:

As the Americans learned so painfully in Earth's final century, free flow of information is the only safeguard against tyranny. The once-chained people whose leaders at last lose their grip on information flow will soon burst with freedom and vitality, but the free nation gradually constricting its grip on public discourse has begun its rapid slide into despotism. Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.

Commissioner Pravin Lal
"U.N. Declaration of Rights"

quote:

Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the
beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short...
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the
beast for it is a human number, its number is Six hundred and
sixty six

Revelations Ch. XIII v.18

quote:

Day after day, day after day,
we stuck nor breath nor motion
As idle as a painted ship upon a painted ocean
Water, water everywhere and
all the boards did shrink
Water, water everywhere nor any drop to drink

SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE (1772-1834)

quote:

One after one by the star dogged moon,
too quick for groan or sigh
Each turned his face with a ghastly pang
and cursed me with his eye
Four times fifty living men
(and I heard nor sigh nor groan),
With heavy thump, a lifeless lump,
they dropped down one by one.

SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE (1772-1834)

quote:

That is not dead
which can eternal lie
yet with strange aeons
even death may die

H.P. Lovecraft

_{Ik ben maar een klein beetje een Iron Maiden fan}

[ Bericht 96% gewijzigd door Magic-IRC op 15-08-2008 04:45:27 ]

"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration. That we're all one conciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves..

Here's Tom with the weather."
wijlen Bill Hicks

en deze uit de film Waking Life:
You know, they say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?

[ Bericht 1% gewijzigd door Boswachtertje op 15-08-2008 05:02:45 ]

quote:

Op dinsdag 12 augustus 2008 14:51 schreef Scorpie het volgende:
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
- General George S. Patton

Niet m'n favoriete, maar de correcte over oorlog:

"Military men are just dumb stupid animals to be used as pawns in foreign policy."
H. Kissinger

As I walk down the vally of death, I fear no evil.
Because im the meanest mother fucker walking in the valley
-G. Patton

never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game
-some disney movie

Never back down, Never have, Never will
-NSA official

-Ideals are bulletproof

^{Voor mij zijn er genoeg ''beste'' quotes.}

Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative.
John Stuart Mill

A man who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.
John Stuart Mill

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
John Barrymore

Science is always discovering odd scraps of magical wisdom and making a tremendous fuss about its cleverness.
Aleister Crowley

A person may cause evil to others not only by his actions but by his inaction, and in either case he is justly accountable to them for the injury.
John Stuart Mill

"... and i kissed het goodbye, said all beauty must die"

"We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further."
Richard Dawkins

Richard Dawkins
Citeer dan Nietzsche of Russell, die zeggen tenminste nog wat zinnigs over religie.

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe".

Albert Einstein