Wat vind jij de beste quote ooit?

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Op dinsdag 12 augustus 2008 09:27 schreef Slarioux het volgende:
Begin jij?

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Op dinsdag 12 augustus 2008 09:27 schreef Slarioux het volgende:
Begin jij?

Dat vind ik wel een erg goede quote.

"Screws fall out, the world's an imperfect place"
John Bender, The Breakfast Club

Waarom? Het is waar.
(Ook: De film is tof, Jonh Bender is een cool personage uit de film, en voor al ook de manier waarop hij het zegt vind ik cool)

Yes, testosterone-sodden young men too unattractive to get a woman in this world might be desperate enough to go for 72 private virgins in the next.
-- Richard Dawkins

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else.

C. S. Lewis

In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Douglas Adams.

"Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain

"The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd; indeed in view of the silliness of the majority of mankind, a widespread belief is more likely to be foolish than sensible." - Bertrand Russell

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Op dinsdag 12 augustus 2008 09:40 schreef bigore het volgende:
Yes, testosterone-sodden young men too unattractive to get a woman in this world might be desperate enough to go for 72 private virgins in the next.
-- Richard Dawkins

Dude your fucked up your Ferrari!

It wasn't mine!

lol.


Het maakt niet uit hoe ze over mij praten zolang ze maar over mij praten (Napoleon)

"Kein geloel, Fußball spielen" - Ernst Happel

Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups.

Liefde laat ons in leven.

"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." Albert Einstein

Er zijn er veel! Te veel!

Heinlein
- Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

Russel
- I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. Of, in populaire vorm: All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. Van Edmund Burke.

Wer mit Ungeheuern kämpft, mag zusehn, dass er nicht dabei zum Ungeheuer wird. Und wenn du lange in einen Abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein. En: Was aus Liebe getan wird, geschieht immer jenseits von Gut und Böse. Van Nietzsche.

Mwah, beste quote ooit... een quote die me laatst bijbleef was "I am a pianist" van John Field, nadat em door de dominee op z'n sterfbed was gevraagd of hij een "Calvinist" of een "Papist" was.

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This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.

"Onderzoekt alles, behoudt het goede." 1 Thesssalonicenzen 5:21.

Het spoort enerzijds aan tot onderzoeken, actief zijn, nieuwe dingen proberen en roept anderzijds op tot verstandig en verantwoordelijk handelen

We moeten terug naar de voc mentaliteit!... , toch?

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"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both."

Benjamin Franklin

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Op dinsdag 12 augustus 2008 09:51 schreef L.Denninger het volgende:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Douglas Adams.

Een van de weinige boeken (nou ja, in mijn geval was het 1 boek als collectie van alle verhalen) die ik met zoveel plezier gelezen heb

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Op dinsdag 12 augustus 2008 12:42 schreef Dutch_Nelson het volgende:
We moeten terug naar de voc mentaliteit!... , toch?

Ja die 'toch' aan het eind is meesterlijk Veegt z'n hele punt weg.

"De natuurkundige is voor atomen het middel om over atomen na te denken"

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Op dinsdag 12 augustus 2008 14:51 schreef Scorpie het volgende:
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
- General George S. Patton

"Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons." - Bertrand Russell

Quotewar topic.

It's hopeless, anyway. If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn't rub out even half the "Fuck you" signs in the world. It's impossible.

_{The Catcher in the Rye van J. D. Salinger.}

Ik krijg hierbij het idee dat het hopeloos is om de wereld te 'redden'.

Als ik even weer nadenk, kom ik weer met een andere quote, maar hier dacht ik net het eerst aan.

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Op dinsdag 12 augustus 2008 14:50 schreef Scorpie het volgende:

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Welke is dat?

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...

War does not determine who is right - only who is left. ~Bertrand Russell (interessante kerel, die Russel )

[ Bericht 17% gewijzigd door SicSicSics op 12-08-2008 15:47:59 ]

tvp

Sommige quotes in dit topic kom je tegen tijdens het spelen van Call of Duty.

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Op dinsdag 12 augustus 2008 14:53 schreef Monolith het volgende:

Quotewar topic.

Veni Vidi Vici

Julias Ceasar

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Op dinsdag 12 augustus 2008 16:11 schreef ArcticBlizzard het volgende:
Julias Ceasar

Caius Julius Caesar

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Op dinsdag 12 augustus 2008 15:38 schreef SicSicSics het volgende:

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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...

War does not determine who is right - only who is left. ~Bertrand Russell (interessante kerel, die Russel )

maar dan moet je wel alle 5 novel's halen, niet alleen het eerste boek, de rest is minstens zo goed (dat mens/beest/theepot die steeds gereincarneerd wordt om dan weer te sterven door toedoen van de hoofdrol speler )

http://www.amazon.com/Ult(...)26952/ref=pd_sim_b_4

Lekker goedkoop!

War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left.

Dat is niet per definitie de beste quote die ik ken, maar wel de eerste goede die me tebinnen schiet.

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Op dinsdag 12 augustus 2008 16:13 schreef Scaurus het volgende:

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Caius Julius Caesar

I suck Ik kan geen enkel ander excuus bedenken

Julius Caesar dus..........................

My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness.
Dalai Lama

This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness.
Dalai Lama

De quotes hierbij zijn niet zozeer de beste ooit maar de boodschap erachter is gewoon erg goed.

Nummer twee is de eerste verliezer

unknown

don't try to reason with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, and beat you with experience

en natuurlijk

For every fact there is an equal and opposite opinion

"I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast."

W.C. Fields

TVP vind ik ondertussen trouwens ook al een klassieker worden
bij deze

" are you talking to me"
R. de Niro - Taxi driver

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Op dinsdag 12 augustus 2008 17:25 schreef misteriks het volgende:
" are you talking to me"
R. de Niro - Taxi driver

Zonder are

van wie ie officieel is ... dunno. Maar mn moeder zegt t altijd en hij is idd sooo true:

"Once I did bad, that I heard ever. Twice I did good, that I heard never."

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
Mae West

A hard man is good to find.
Mae West

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
Mae West

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
Mae West

A man in the house is worth two in the street.
Mae West

A man's kiss is his signature.
Mae West

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.
Mae West

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
Mae West

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
Mae West

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.
Mae West

Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come on up.
Mae West

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
Mae West

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
Mae West

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
Mae West

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.
Mae West

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
Mae West

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
Mae West

He who hesitates is a damned fool.
Mae West

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
Mae West

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.
Mae West

I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.
Mae West

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
Mae West

I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.
Mae West

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
Mae West

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.
Mae West

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
Mae West

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
Mae West

I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.
Mae West

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
Mae West

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
Mae West

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?
Mae West

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
Mae West

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.
Mae West

I see you're a man with ideals. I guess I better be going while you've still got them.
Mae West

I speak two languages, Body and English.
Mae West

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
Mae West

I'd like to see Paris before I die. Philadelphia will do.
Mae West

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
Mae West

I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
Mae West

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
Mae West

I've been in more laps than a napkin.
Mae West

I've been things and seen places.
Mae West

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
Mae West

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
Mae West

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
Mae West

It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
Mae West

It takes two to get one in trouble.
Mae West

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
Mae West

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
Mae West

It's not the men in my life, but the life in my men.
Mae West

It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I say, but the way I say it.
Mae West

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
Mae West

Look your best - who said love is blind?
Mae West

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
Mae West

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.
Mae West

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
Mae West

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
Mae West

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
Mae West

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.
Mae West

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is.
Mae West

Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.
Mae West

Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.
Mae West

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right now just shouldn't be allowed. There's no dignity anymore and I think that's very important.
Mae West

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
Mae West

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
Mae West

Sex is emotion in motion.
Mae West

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
Mae West

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
Mae West

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
Mae West

The score never interested me, only the game.
Mae West

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
Mae West

To err is human, but it feels divine.
Mae West

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
Mae West

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
Mae West

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
Mae West

When choosing between two evils, I always like to pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
Mae West

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
Mae West

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
Mae West

When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
Mae West

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Mae West

We must not forget that when radium was discovered no one knew that it would prove useful in hospitals. The work was one of pure science. And this is a proof that scientific work must not be considered from the point of view of the direct usefulness of it. It must be done for itself, for the beauty of science, and then there is always the chance that a scientific discovery may become like the radium a benefit for humanity.

Marie Curie

Man is not the enemy of man but through a false system of government.
-Thomas Paine

He who trades freedom for temporary security deserves neither and loses both.
-Benjamin Franklin

'Ik Henkie Baars uit Diessen die wereldkampioen wordt....dè geleuvde toch nie ?'

'voor wie wacht komt alles te laat'
-Jacques Brel

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Op dinsdag 12 augustus 2008 18:47 schreef Salvad0R het volgende:

He who trades freedom for temporary security deserves neither and loses both.
-Benjamin Franklin

Dit blijft ook een fantastische quote. Er zijn er teveel goede om een echte nummer 1 aan te kunnen wijzen.

Was für ein Glück für die Regierenden, dass die Menschen nicht denken - Adolf Hitler

Wir machen uns innere Scheinbilder oder Symbole der
äußeren Gegenstände, und zwar machen wir sie von
solcher Art, daß die denknotwendigen Folgen der Bilder
stets wieder die Bilder seien von den naturnotwendigen
Folgen der abgebildeten Gegenstände.

Heinrich Hertz

Satz VI: Zu jeder ω-widerspruchsfreien rekursiven Klasse κ von Formeln gibt es rekursive Klassenzeichen r, so daß weder v Gen r noch Neg (v Gen r) zu Flg (κ) gehört (wobei v die freie Variable aus r ist).

Satz XI: Sei κ eine beliebige rekursive widerspruchsfreie Klasse von Formeln, dann gilt: Die Satzformel, welche besagt, daß κ widerspruchsfrei ist, ist nicht κ-beweisbar; insbesondere ist die Widerspruchsfreiheit von P in P unbeweisbar, vorausgesetzt, daß P widerspruchsfrei ist (im entgegengesetzten Fall ist natürlich jede Aussage beweisbar).

Kurt Gödel – Über formal unentscheidbare Sätze der Principia Mathematica und verwandter Systeme, I

De vos in ‘Le petit Prince’: On ne voit bien qu'avec le c½ur. L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux.

"I´ve got balls of steel"

Duke Nukem

Voor de economen onder ons:

'Van de verdeling komt de winst':
Jan Tinbergen (1903-1994) eerste winnaar v/d Nobelprijs voor de Economie

"Ieder nadeel heb zijn voordeel"

Over de ultieme quote moet ik nog nadenken maar deze zijn alvast leuk/interessant:

Tomorrow we meet our maker. In my case, God. In your case, God knows. But I'd be surprised
if he's won any design awards. - Lord Edmund Blackadder

See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in,
to kind of catapult the propaganda." —George W. Bush, Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

''Als je elke dag dronken bent heb je ook een regelmatig leven''

"How about a russian roulette booth? And here's the kicker, we put bullets in all the chambers, that way *everybody* wins!" -Dr. Cox

Linus Torvalds: "Really, I'm not out to destroy Microsoft. That will just be a completely
unintentional side effect."

When in doubt, set something on fire. -- Belkar

CIA official: "The Tibetans by nature did not appear to be congenitally inclined toward conspiratorial proficiency."

“Trying is the first step towards failure.” -- Homer J. Simpson

"Music is like candy, you have to throw away all the rappers" Oscar Wilde

"Welcome to the internet - where men are men, women are men and little girls are FBI agents"


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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain -
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. - Fred Allen -
A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car. - Kenneth Tynan -
A leopard cannot change his spots. - William Shakespeare -
A liar is not believed when he speaks the truth. - Cicero -
A man can do everything with a sword except sit on it. - Talleyrand -
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor -
A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears. - Montaigne -
A specialist is one who knows everything about something and nothing about everyone else. - Ambrose Bierce -
A taxi driver is a man who drives away customers. - Henry Cate -
A waist is a terrible thing to mind. - Ziggy -
Acquaintance: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. - Ambrose Bierce -
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre -
All I ask is the chance to prove that money cannot make me happy. - Lauris -
Always tell the truth. That way, you don't have to remember what you said. - Mark Twain -
An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr -
An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous. - Henry Ford -
Anyone can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend's success. - Oscar Wilde -
Carpe diem. - Horatius -
Committee: A group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. - Milton Berle -
Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out of it alive. - Hubbard -
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. - Olivier -
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde -
Figures won't lie, but liars will figure. - Gen. C. H. Grosvenor -
Friend: One who knows all about you and loves you just the same. - Elbert Hubbard -
Genius is one per cent inspiration and ninety-nine per cent perspiration. - Thomas A. Edison -
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. - La Rouchefoucauld -
He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. - Old Chinese saying -
He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches. - Bernard Shaw -
How can you govern a nation which has 246 kinds of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle -
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby -
I can resist everything except temptation. - Oscar Wilde -
I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem. - Ashleigh Brilliant -
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx -
I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome -
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. - Karl Marx -
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein -
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943 -
I think therefore I am. - Descartes -
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly and I did. I said I didn't know. - Mark Twain -
I would never join any club that would have the likes of me as a member. - Karl Marx -
If you can walk through life with a smile, you are probably not paying attention. - Steve Allen -
If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it. - Slous -
If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes. - Mark Twain -
If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. - Wilson Mizner -
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. - Earl Wilson -
If you want to know the value of money, try and borrow some. - Benjamin Franklin -
If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead, either write things worth reading or do things worth writing. - Benjamin Franklin -
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen -
Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein -
It is difficult to make predictions - particularly about the future. - Confucius -
It is not an optical illusion, it just looks like one. - Phil White -
It is often easier to fight for principles than to live up to them. - Adlai Stevenson -
Life is a comedy to him who thinks, and a tragedy to him who feels. - Horace Walpole -
Math is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek -
My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. - Abraham Lincoln -
My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde -
Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repainting. - Billy Rose -
Never learn to do anything; if you don't learn, you'll always find someone else to do it for you. - Mark Twain -
Never make forecasts, especially about the future. - Samuel Goldwyn -
Never trust a woman who tells you her real age. A woman who would tell that would tell anything. - Oscar Wilde -
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself. - Simone Weil -
Religion is certainty without proofs. - Amiel -
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. - von Braun -
Rome was not built in a day. - Cervantes -
Science is always wrong. It never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw -
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. - Robin Williams -
Selling the solution is often more difficult than solving the problem. - Herbert E. Salzer -
Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. - Red O'Donnell -
Thank good. I'm still an atheist. - Louis Buñuel -
The best things in life are free. - Confucius -
The die is cast. - Julius Caesar -
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. - Einstein -
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams -
The last thing one discovers in writing a book is what to put first. - Blaise Pascal -
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin and Hobbes (Bill Watterson) -
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. - Groucho Marx -
There are no uninteresting things, there are only uninterested people. - G K Chesterton -
There is no place like home. - Dufferin -
There is nothing permanent except change. - Heraclitus -
Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog -
We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D. Eisenhower -
When a man tells you he got rich through hard work, ask him "Whose?" - Don Marquis -
When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde -
When you do not have any money the problem is food; when you have money it is sex; when you have both it is health; and when everything is simply great then you are frightened of death. - J. P. Donleavy -
Whenever anyone says, "theoretically", they really mean, "not really". - Parnas -
Wise men learn by other men's mistakes; fools, by their own. - Plautus -
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal -
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time. - Lincoln -
You do not know your friend until you have quarrelled with him. - Thomas McKeown -


A budget is a planned method of worrying. - Unknown -
A clean tie attracts the soup of the day. - Unknown -
A corkscrew is the best thing with which to open a conversation. - Unknown -
A man with one watch knows what time it is - with two watches he is never sure. - Unknown -
A manager is a person who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month. - Unknown -
A true gentleman is one who can play the bagpipes - and doesn't. - Unknown -
A weather forecaster is one with whom the weather does not always agree. - Unknown -
A woman begins lying about her age when her face begins to tell the truth about it. - Unknown -
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy. - Unknown -
All my life I said I wanted to be someone. I can see now that I should have been more specific. - Unknown -
Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid back. - Unknown -
Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else. - Unknown -
Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Unknown -
Any system that depends on reliability is unreliable. - Unknown -
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail. - Unknown -
Consultant: Someone who knowns 101 ways to make love, but can't get a date. - Unknown -
Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think. - Unknown -
Don't vote - it only encourages them! - Unknown -
Every time I lose weight, it finds me again. - Unknown -
He who aims for nothing rarely misses. - Unknown -
He who believes the past cannot be changed has not yet written his memoirs. - Unknown -
History does not repeat itself; historians merely repeat each other. - Unknown -
Hospitality: Making your guests feel at home, even though you wish they were. - Unknown -
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on. - Unknown -
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. - Unknown -
I wouldn't mind being poor if I had lots of money. - Unknown -
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everyone equally. - Unknown -
I'm sorry, but I'm not going to apologize. - Unknown -
It's a poor workman who blames his tools. - Unknown -
Let me see, as the blind man said. - Unknown -
Money can't buy happiness, but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours. - Unknown -
Money is like a promise, easier made than kept. - Unknown -
My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right. - Unknown -
Never explain a joke - it's no longer funny when you do. - Unknown -
No matter what goes wrong, there's always someone who knew it would. - Unknown -
Nobody goes there anymore 'cause it's too crowded. - Unknown -
One way to make your old car run better is to look up the price of a new model. - Unknown -
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of bleeding, he sings. - Unknown -
People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves. - Unknown -
Science: An orderly arrangement of what at the moment seem to be facts. - Unknown -
Talk is cheap, unless you hire a lawyer. - Unknown -
Teamwork is essential; it allows you to blame someone else. - Unknown -
The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Unknown -
The only reliable information in a newspaper is the date. - Unknown -
The only thing more disturbing than a neighbor with a noisy old car is one with a quiet new one. - Unknown -
There is no future in time travel. - Unknown -
There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax. - Unknown -
To err is human. To admit it is a blunder. - Unknown -
Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Unknown -
Winners never quit and quitters never win. - Unknown -
You can never tell about women, and if you can, you shouldn't. - Unknown -

Is the juice worth the squeeze

"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart."
- H. L. Mencken

Kwam m tegen in een boekje ^^

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Op dinsdag 12 augustus 2008 22:56 schreef STORMSEEKER het volgende:
Tomorrow we meet our maker. In my case, God. In your case, God knows. But I'd be surprised
if he's won any design awards. - Lord Edmund Blackadder

Geniale serie was dat.

Be formless, shapeless, like water. Van Bruce Lee en volgens mij in heel veel situaties bruikbaar.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"U heeft een soort God verzonnen?"
- Andries Knevel

in dittttttttt fragment, haha ik sterf, hahaha

Just Because You're Paranoid Don't Mean They're Not After You

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Op dinsdag 12 augustus 2008 23:26 schreef ee-04 het volgende:
Be formless, shapeless, like water. Van Bruce Lee en volgens mij in heel veel situaties bruikbaar.

Van bruce lee ja.

I'll be more supportive about thinking outside of the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in a large group.

The problem with women is that they lack the power of conversation, but not the power of speech.

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Op dinsdag 12 augustus 2008 22:56 schreef STORMSEEKER het volgende:
- hele reeks quotes -

en toch heb ik voor t eerst zo'n lange post echt bijna helemaal doorgelezen!! Misschien dat ik hier en daar wat overgeslagen heb maar toch

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Op dinsdag 12 augustus 2008 23:40 schreef Thomass het volgende:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"U heeft een soort God verzonnen?"
- Andries Knevel

in dittttttttt fragment, haha ik sterf, hahaha

We grappig dat Knevel en van de Brink niet doorhebben dat de manier van geloven in een god voor anderen net zo kan overkomen als de rokerskerk overkomt voor hen.

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Op dinsdag 12 augustus 2008 21:47 schreef intraxz het volgende:
"I´ve got balls of steel"

Duke Nukem

"Eat shit and die!"

"I wanna rip off your head and shit down your neck!"

Oorlog is de voortzetting van politiek met andere middelen. - Von Clausewitz. -

Politiek is de voortzetting van oorlog met andere middelen. - Von Witzeclaus. -

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice however... - unknown(to me) -

"2 Leffe, 1 Westmalle Tripel, en geef misteriks er ook een"
notoir cafeganger

Een aantal van Nietzsche:

Aus der Kriegsschule des Lebens - Was mich nicht umbringt, macht mich härter.
Götzendämmerung

- Man soll nicht in Kirchen gehn, wenn man reine Luft atmen will.
Jenseits von Gut und Böse

- 'Glaube' heißt Nicht-wissen-wollen, was wahr ist.
Der Antichrist

Gäbe es Gott, wie könnten wir es ertragen, nicht Gott zu sein.

Das Wort schon "Christentum" ist ein Missverständnis - im Grunde gab es nur einen Christen, und der starb am Kreuz.

In jeder Religion ist der religiöse Mensch eine Ausnahme.

Ein Politiker teilt die Menschheit in zwei Klassen ein: Werkzeuge und Feinde.

Der Erfolg war immer der größte Lügner.

Überzeugungen sind gefährlichere Feinde der Wahrheit, als Lügen.

Wenn du lange in einen Abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein.

"They were all spherical bastards". Why spherical? "Because they were bastards, when looked at from any side"

Fritz Zwicky over z'n collega's op Mount Wilson observatorium.

quote:

I'm a good house keeper! Every time i divorce i keep the house..

Zaza Gabor.

"In Heaven all the interesting people are missing." --Friedrich Nietzsche

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Op dinsdag 12 augustus 2008 09:58 schreef Ultralaser het volgende:
Dude your fucked up your Ferrari!

It wasn't mine!

lol.


Het maakt niet uit hoe ze over mij praten zolang ze maar over mij praten (Napoleon)

The Rock.

biertje?

There´s only one thing worse than being talked about: that is, not being talked about.

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
Mark Twain

"It is so little true that martyrs offer any support to the truth of a cause that I am inclined to deny that any martyr has ever had anything to do with the truth at all"

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Op dinsdag 12 augustus 2008 14:51 schreef Scorpie het volgende:
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
- General George S. Patton

Die is erg goed ja Maar er zijn zoveel goeie!

quote:

If you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both.

Bijv, of

quote:

A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

en

quote:

God does not play dice.

Etc etc

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Op dinsdag 12 augustus 2008 22:56 schreef STORMSEEKER het volgende:
Over de ultieme quote moet ik nog nadenken maar deze zijn alvast leuk/interessant:

Tomorrow we meet our maker. In my case, God. In your case, God knows. But I'd be surprised
if he's won any design awards. - Lord Edmund Blackadder

See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in,
to kind of catapult the propaganda." —George W. Bush, Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

''Als je elke dag dronken bent heb je ook een regelmatig leven''

"How about a russian roulette booth? And here's the kicker, we put bullets in all the chambers, that way *everybody* wins!" -Dr. Cox

Linus Torvalds: "Really, I'm not out to destroy Microsoft. That will just be a completely
unintentional side effect."

When in doubt, set something on fire. -- Belkar

CIA official: "The Tibetans by nature did not appear to be congenitally inclined toward conspiratorial proficiency."

“Trying is the first step towards failure.” -- Homer J. Simpson

"Music is like candy, you have to throw away all the rappers" Oscar Wilde

"Welcome to the internet - where men are men, women are men and little girls are FBI agents"


En de topickiller:


A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain -
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. - Fred Allen -
A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car. - Kenneth Tynan -
A leopard cannot change his spots. - William Shakespeare -
A liar is not believed when he speaks the truth. - Cicero -
A man can do everything with a sword except sit on it. - Talleyrand -
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor -
A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears. - Montaigne -
A specialist is one who knows everything about something and nothing about everyone else. - Ambrose Bierce -
A taxi driver is a man who drives away customers. - Henry Cate -
A waist is a terrible thing to mind. - Ziggy -
Acquaintance: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. - Ambrose Bierce -
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre -
All I ask is the chance to prove that money cannot make me happy. - Lauris -
Always tell the truth. That way, you don't have to remember what you said. - Mark Twain -
An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr -
An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous. - Henry Ford -
Anyone can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend's success. - Oscar Wilde -
Carpe diem. - Horatius -
Committee: A group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. - Milton Berle -
Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out of it alive. - Hubbard -
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. - Olivier -
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde -
Figures won't lie, but liars will figure. - Gen. C. H. Grosvenor -
Friend: One who knows all about you and loves you just the same. - Elbert Hubbard -
Genius is one per cent inspiration and ninety-nine per cent perspiration. - Thomas A. Edison -
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. - La Rouchefoucauld -
He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. - Old Chinese saying -
He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches. - Bernard Shaw -
How can you govern a nation which has 246 kinds of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle -
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby -
I can resist everything except temptation. - Oscar Wilde -

I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem. - Ashleigh Brilliant -
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx -
I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome -
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. - Karl Marx -
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein -
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943 -
I think therefore I am. - Descartes -
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly and I did. I said I didn't know. - Mark Twain -
I would never join any club that would have the likes of me as a member. - Karl Marx -
If you can walk through life with a smile, you are probably not paying attention. - Steve Allen -
If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it. - Slous -
If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes. - Mark Twain -
If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. - Wilson Mizner -
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. - Earl Wilson -
If you want to know the value of money, try and borrow some. - Benjamin Franklin -
If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead, either write things worth reading or do things worth writing. - Benjamin Franklin -
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen -
Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein -
It is difficult to make predictions - particularly about the future. - Confucius -
It is not an optical illusion, it just looks like one. - Phil White -
It is often easier to fight for principles than to live up to them. - Adlai Stevenson -
Life is a comedy to him who thinks, and a tragedy to him who feels. - Horace Walpole -
Math is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek -
My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. - Abraham Lincoln -
My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde -
Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repainting. - Billy Rose -
Never learn to do anything; if you don't learn, you'll always find someone else to do it for you. - Mark Twain -
Never make forecasts, especially about the future. - Samuel Goldwyn -
Never trust a woman who tells you her real age. A woman who would tell that would tell anything. - Oscar Wilde -
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself. - Simone Weil -
Religion is certainty without proofs. - Amiel -
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. - von Braun -
Rome was not built in a day. - Cervantes -
Science is always wrong. It never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw -
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. - Robin Williams -
Selling the solution is often more difficult than solving the problem. - Herbert E. Salzer -
Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. - Red O'Donnell -
Thank good. I'm still an atheist. - Louis Buñuel -
The best things in life are free. - Confucius -
The die is cast. - Julius Caesar -
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. - Einstein -
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams -
The last thing one discovers in writing a book is what to put first. - Blaise Pascal -
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin and Hobbes (Bill Watterson) -
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. - Groucho Marx -
There are no uninteresting things, there are only uninterested people. - G K Chesterton -
There is no place like home. - Dufferin -
There is nothing permanent except change. - Heraclitus -
Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog -
We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D. Eisenhower -
When a man tells you he got rich through hard work, ask him "Whose?" - Don Marquis -
When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde -
When you do not have any money the problem is food; when you have money it is sex; when you have both it is health; and when everything is simply great then you are frightened of death. - J. P. Donleavy -
Whenever anyone says, "theoretically", they really mean, "not really". - Parnas -
Wise men learn by other men's mistakes; fools, by their own. - Plautus -
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal -
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time. - Lincoln -
You do not know your friend until you have quarrelled with him. - Thomas McKeown -


A budget is a planned method of worrying. - Unknown -
A clean tie attracts the soup of the day. - Unknown -
A corkscrew is the best thing with which to open a conversation. - Unknown -
A man with one watch knows what time it is - with two watches he is never sure. - Unknown -
A manager is a person who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month. - Unknown -
A true gentleman is one who can play the bagpipes - and doesn't. - Unknown -
A weather forecaster is one with whom the weather does not always agree. - Unknown -
A woman begins lying about her age when her face begins to tell the truth about it. - Unknown -
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy. - Unknown -
All my life I said I wanted to be someone. I can see now that I should have been more specific. - Unknown -
Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid back. - Unknown -
Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else. - Unknown -
Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Unknown -
Any system that depends on reliability is unreliable. - Unknown -
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail. - Unknown -
Consultant: Someone who knowns 101 ways to make love, but can't get a date. - Unknown -
Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think. - Unknown -
Don't vote - it only encourages them! - Unknown -
Every time I lose weight, it finds me again. - Unknown -
He who aims for nothing rarely misses. - Unknown -
He who believes the past cannot be changed has not yet written his memoirs. - Unknown -
History does not repeat itself; historians merely repeat each other. - Unknown -
Hospitality: Making your guests feel at home, even though you wish they were. - Unknown -
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on. - Unknown -
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. - Unknown -
I wouldn't mind being poor if I had lots of money. - Unknown -
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everyone equally. - Unknown -
I'm sorry, but I'm not going to apologize. - Unknown -
It's a poor workman who blames his tools. - Unknown -
Let me see, as the blind man said. - Unknown -
Money can't buy happiness, but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours. - Unknown -
Money is like a promise, easier made than kept. - Unknown -
My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right. - Unknown -
Never explain a joke - it's no longer funny when you do. - Unknown -
No matter what goes wrong, there's always someone who knew it would. - Unknown -
Nobody goes there anymore 'cause it's too crowded. - Unknown -
One way to make your old car run better is to look up the price of a new model. - Unknown -
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of bleeding, he sings. - Unknown -
People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves. - Unknown -
Science: An orderly arrangement of what at the moment seem to be facts. - Unknown -
Talk is cheap, unless you hire a lawyer. - Unknown -
Teamwork is essential; it allows you to blame someone else. - Unknown -
The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Unknown -
The only reliable information in a newspaper is the date. - Unknown -
The only thing more disturbing than a neighbor with a noisy old car is one with a quiet new one. - Unknown -
There is no future in time travel. - Unknown -
There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax. - Unknown -
To err is human. To admit it is a blunder. - Unknown -
Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Unknown -
Winners never quit and quitters never win. - Unknown -
You can never tell about women, and if you can, you shouldn't. - Unknown -

Een OOTS lezer
_{Zie onderschrift en zo}

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Op donderdag 14 augustus 2008 20:57 schreef ATuin-hek het volgende:

[..]

Die is erg goed ja Maar er zijn zoveel goeie!
[..]

Bijv, of
[..]

en
[..]

Etc etc

nu we toch aan het civven zijn, deze is uit Alpha Centauri

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As the Americans learned so painfully in Earth's final century, free flow of information is the only safeguard against tyranny. The once-chained people whose leaders at last lose their grip on information flow will soon burst with freedom and vitality, but the free nation gradually constricting its grip on public discourse has begun its rapid slide into despotism. Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.

Commissioner Pravin Lal
"U.N. Declaration of Rights"

quote:

Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the
beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short...
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the
beast for it is a human number, its number is Six hundred and
sixty six

Revelations Ch. XIII v.18

quote:

Day after day, day after day,
we stuck nor breath nor motion
As idle as a painted ship upon a painted ocean
Water, water everywhere and
all the boards did shrink
Water, water everywhere nor any drop to drink

SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE (1772-1834)

quote:

One after one by the star dogged moon,
too quick for groan or sigh
Each turned his face with a ghastly pang
and cursed me with his eye
Four times fifty living men
(and I heard nor sigh nor groan),
With heavy thump, a lifeless lump,
they dropped down one by one.

SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE (1772-1834)

quote:

That is not dead
which can eternal lie
yet with strange aeons
even death may die

H.P. Lovecraft

_{Ik ben maar een klein beetje een Iron Maiden fan}

[ Bericht 96% gewijzigd door Magic-IRC op 15-08-2008 04:45:27 ]

"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration. That we're all one conciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves..

Here's Tom with the weather."
wijlen Bill Hicks

en deze uit de film Waking Life:
You know, they say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?

[ Bericht 1% gewijzigd door Boswachtertje op 15-08-2008 05:02:45 ]

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Op dinsdag 12 augustus 2008 14:51 schreef Scorpie het volgende:
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
- General George S. Patton

Niet m'n favoriete, maar de correcte over oorlog:

"Military men are just dumb stupid animals to be used as pawns in foreign policy."
H. Kissinger

As I walk down the vally of death, I fear no evil.
Because im the meanest mother fucker walking in the valley
-G. Patton

never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game
-some disney movie

Never back down, Never have, Never will
-NSA official

-Ideals are bulletproof

^{Voor mij zijn er genoeg ''beste'' quotes.}

Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative.
John Stuart Mill

A man who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.
John Stuart Mill

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
John Barrymore

Science is always discovering odd scraps of magical wisdom and making a tremendous fuss about its cleverness.
Aleister Crowley

A person may cause evil to others not only by his actions but by his inaction, and in either case he is justly accountable to them for the injury.
John Stuart Mill

"... and i kissed het goodbye, said all beauty must die"

"We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further."
Richard Dawkins

Richard Dawkins
Citeer dan Nietzsche of Russell, die zeggen tenminste nog wat zinnigs over religie.

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe".

Albert Einstein