FOK!forum / Onzin voor je leven! / We do not ship to the Netherlands #2
Queen_Beedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 20:58
we do not ship to Netherlands

Ik denk dat het wel weer eens tijd is om dit op te pakken. Ik heb een poosje geleden gechecked en Bob is er in ieder geval nog

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Hello, Im looking for Bob
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Okay
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9:48:20 CustomerSarah
Thank you
9:48:46 CustomerSarah
I was wondering whether or not you ship to the Netherlands
9:49:04 AgentBob
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
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Oh that's a shame. Thank you for your time though.
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eleusisdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:01
We do not ship to the Netherlands
Queen_Beedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:10
http://www.swedishpartswholesale.com/
Litsodinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:12
op PKR.com heb je ook zo'n chat. Ik vraag me elke keer af of ze nu echt zijn, volgens mij zijn ze dat wel maar houden ze zich aan heel beperkte scripts
erikklldinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:15
Daar is ie weer
GasTurbinedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:20
Ik praat met ene shavi
erikklldinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:20
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21:17:36 Customere
hi, i would like to buy Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
21:17:46 Customere
but i was wondering if you ship to the netherlands!
21:17:53 AgentSean
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
21:18:15 Customere
ohh too bad.
21:18:22 Customere
do you ship to california?
21:18:27 Customere
90210
21:18:33 AgentSean
Yes
21:18:59 Customere
But shipping to california costs about as much as shipping to the netherlands!
21:19:31 Customere
i really want that part!
21:19:59 Customere
oh btw, what did you have for lunch today? i'm hungry.
21:20:02 AgentSean
We cannot do anything on shipping cost
21:20:12 AgentSean
We are glad to be of help. Thank you.
21:20:34 Customere
oh, okay. i don't like that for lunch.
GasTurbinedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:21
Hij is al een tijd lang iets aan het 'checken'
Cahirdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:23
Deze ziet eruit als een script, niet leuk.
Queen_Beedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:24
Das dezelfde
Cahirdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:24
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21:23:55 Hat
hi, i would like to buy Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
21:23:58 Hat
but i was wondering if you ship to the netherlands!
21:24:15 Scott
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
21:24:24 Hat
thats a shame

Ze drukken gewoon paar macro's in.
erikklldinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:25
ik heb nu een leuke die ook zelf typt

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oh, btw, can i talk to shavi please?
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Hello! My name is Sharon. How may I assist you today?
21:22:11 Customere
oh wow. that is great, i asked for you!
21:22:22 AgentShavi
oh, ok..
21:22:27 AgentShavi
how may i assist you?
21:22:58 Customere
a friend told me you have beautiful eyes. But he always lies to me. What color are your eyes?
21:23:27 AgentShavi
are looking to purchase an item?
21:24:18 Customere
no, sean told me you don't ship internationally anymore! That sucks. I'm a great volvo fan. It's a european brand, you should ship to europe!

Where can i file a complaint about that?
AgentShavi
you can send an email to customerservice@usautoparts.com. However, he is correct. we no longer ship internationally. Please let me know if you have an address, a friend, or relative within the 48 continental states of USA. Since, you can use their address as your shipping address where we could deliver your order
GasTurbinedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:26
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21:15:06 CustomerSjimmy
hi
21:15:14 AgentShavi
hello!
21:15:16 CustomerSjimmy
I need a part for my volvo
21:15:34 AgentShavi
may I have the exact name of the part you are looking to purchase?
21:15:38 CustomerSjimmy
sure
21:15:42 CustomerSjimmy
Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230 Model: 240 Quantity: Price: $41.92 Core: $0.00
21:16:47 CustomerSjimmy
....
21:16:50 AgentShavi
you mean, you will purchase 240 pieces of this item?
21:17:13 CustomerSjimmy
no way jose
21:17:20 CustomerSjimmy
it is model 240
21:17:28 CustomerSjimmy
quantity = 2
21:17:29 AgentShavi
oh I see...
21:17:38 CustomerSjimmy
do you know jose?
21:17:39 AgentShavi
I though you will purchase that many
21:17:43 AgentShavi
sorry about that
21:17:49 CustomerSjimmy
NO THATS REALLY OFFENDING
21:17:53 AgentShavi
I know some
21:18:04 CustomerSjimmy
greet them for me please.
21:18:07 CustomerSjimmy
but the parts
21:18:19 CustomerSjimmy
are they available?
21:19:05 AgentShavi
let me check on that
21:19:10 AgentShavi
one moment please
21:19:16 CustomerSjimmy
go ahead
21:24:06 AgentShavi
thank you for waiting...
21:24:22 CustomerSjimmy
you're welcome
21:24:41 AgentShavi
upon checking, we only have here PCV oil trap for 244 and 245. Is your vehicle related to that model?
21:25:07 CustomerSjimmy
wait a second...
21:25:16 CustomerSjimmy
OMG!
21:25:28 CustomerSjimmy
I have a ford! Not a Volvo.
21:25:32 CustomerSjimmy
damn,
21:25:38 CustomerSjimmy
well
21:25:42 CustomerSjimmy
thanks for the time jose.
21:25:48 CustomerSjimmy
bye.
21:25:57 AgentShavi
welcome
21:26:02 AgentShavi
have a good one
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bye!
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RemcoDelftdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:29
Ga de Dell-chat proberen
Cahirdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:31
Even Shavi opzoeken.
erikklldinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:34
AgentShavi
is there anything else I can help you with?
21:29:03 Customere
no, you were going to tell me about the color of your eyes! Maybe you're worth moving to the US for?

that way, your employer can also ship to me!
21:32:14 AgentShavi
I apologize, but we only do business here. However, does the color of the eyes matter? If you do not have an address within the 48 continental states of USA, I regret to inform you, but we could not ship the item that you are going to purchase. It is because, we do not want our customer to receive damaged parts
erikklldinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:36
AgentShavi
would there be anything else ?
21:34:39 Customere
oh, you were female, i hope? Else i've been flirting with the wrong person

you're not very nice
21:35:20 AgentShavi
As I have stated, this chat is purely for business purposes only. If you want to find your partner, I suggest that you visit other chat room instead
21:35:59 Customere
haha :-D that is one piece of great advice! Do you maybe have tips on good chat rooms?
AgentShavi
you can search it through the net. If there would not be anything you need about the part, I will be forced to termniate this chat. Thank you for visiting our site. Have a good one
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Queen_Beedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:36
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Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 21:26 schreef GasTurbine het volgende:
Wat is dat voor kut, heb je dat zelf verzonnen?
Queen_Beedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:38
Die van die huishoudasrtikelen oid was op t laatst ook geweldig
GasTurbinedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:40
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Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 21:36 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:

[..]

Wat is dat voor kut, heb je dat zelf verzonnen?
Waar zie jij me voor aan?
Queen_Beedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:41
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Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 21:38 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:
Die van die huishoudasrtikelen oid was op t laatst ook geweldig
you: Hello
you: Do you guys sell servers?
you: atleast that's what i understood
Dave: No
you: Oh
you: but then I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia. Would you be able to ship it to the netherlands? And btw, what do you think about dutch people?
you: well?
Dave: WE DON'T SELL CHINESE FOOD


Dave was het weet iemand nog welke site?

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HuHudinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:41
Ze willen echt niet shippen naar Nederland :
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21:28:59 Hugo
Hi, I have a question
21:29:09 Hugo
I would like to buy the Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
21:29:16 Hugo
but do you also ship to the Netherlands ?
21:30:10 Smith
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
21:30:38 Hugo
hmm... is there another way to get it to the Netherlands or to me?
21:31:05 Smith
All we can do is ship parts within USA
21:31:27 Smith
We cannot make exception on it as it is our shipping policy
21:31:47 Hugo
USA only? you call yourself the Swedish Parts Wholesale... but The Netherlands is much closer to Sweden than the USA
21:31:51 Hugo
isn't that strange ?
21:33:21 Smith
That is the web site we have acquired from other source
21:34:23 Hugo
do you know if that "other source" still exists, so I can get the parts there ?
21:34:51 Smith
No, it does not any more
21:36:21 Hugo
your name is Smith... are you from the Matrix ?
21:36:51 Smith
No, that is a different one...I am Gary Smith
21:37:18 Hugo
well... thanks for the info Gary
21:37:27 Hugo
is there anything else I might help you with ?
21:39:01 Smith
I am sorry that we were not able to ship part to your place. However, please visit us if you find an address within USA
21:39:18 Hugo
I will do that.
21:39:26 Smith
Thankyou for Visiting our website, please add us to your favourites, its been pleasure assisting you.
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21:40:01 Smith
Sure, will do
Maar deze gast doet niet alleen aan macro's .
Isdatzodinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:41
jaja tvp.. nostalgie
Nodachidinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:42
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Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 20:58 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:
we do not ship to Netherlands

Ik denk dat het wel weer eens tijd is om dit op te pakken. Ik heb een poosje geleden gechecked en Bob is er in ieder geval nog

...
wat een schitterende topic
PluisigNijntjedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:44
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Hello
21:41:04 CustomerSooky
Can i talk to Shavi please?
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...
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21:42:04 CustomerSooky
i would like to buy Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
21:42:17 CustomerSooky
but i want it to be delivered in an orange box.
21:43:05 AgentShavi
may I have your car year, make and model please?
21:43:24 CustomerSooky
2000 Volvo V70 2.4L Non-Turbo
21:43:48 CustomerSooky
oh by the way, do you ship to the netherlands?
21:44:25 AgentShavi
are you the same person I have talked to? Sjimmy and e?



SHIT Ze heeft ons door
erikklldinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:47
ik was e
Queen_Beedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:51
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21:44:54 CustomerSarah
Hello
21:45:07 CustomerSarah
I would like to buy the Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
21:45:49 CustomerSarah
I don't have all day, mister
21:46:18 AgentSmith
where are you located ?
21:46:28 AgentSmith
Hello ?
21:46:37 CustomerSarah
The Netherlands
21:47:03 AgentSmith
I am sorry, we do not ship parts outside USA
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Do you know the URL to your website?
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http://www.swedishpartswholesale.com/
21:47:42 CustomerSarah
It says Swedish, indeed
21:47:47 CustomerSarah
Do you know where Sweden is?
21:48:25 CustomerSarah
Ill help you, it's in Europe
21:48:37 CustomerSarah
That means outside of the states
21:48:49 AgentSmith
Our main website is http://www.usautoparts.net/
21:49:03 AgentSmith
in that US means United States
21:49:13 CustomerSarah
But Im not at that site now am I
21:49:31 CustomerSarah
Its a Swedish brand, cmon
21:49:40 CustomerSarah
Well, fine
21:49:41 AgentSmith
This is just one of our affiliate web site
21:50:11 AgentSmith
that sell parts for European cars
21:50:18 AgentSmith
that is what is means
21:50:19 CustomerSarah
Can I have some Chinese food instead then? I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and an eggroll
21:50:23 CustomerSarah
Please
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Isdatzodinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:51
Joe
I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
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Isdatzo

yeah
21:51:23
Isdatzo

Can I have some Chinese food instead then? I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and an eggroll
21:51:33
Isdatzo

can you ship it to the netherlands?
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Cahirdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:52
Shavi
Hello! My name is Sharon. How may I assist you today?
21:51:37 Hat
Hello!
21:51:38 Hat
i would like to buy Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
21:51:47 Shavi
As I have stated a while ago, that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address, a friend, or relative within the 48 continental states of USA. Since, you can use their address as your shipping address where we could deliver your order

21:51:48 Hat
do you ship to The Netherlands?

Shavi heeft ons door
Cahirdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:52
Ze antwoord op shipment voordat ik de vraag stelde !
HuHudinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:52
Ik heb nu ook naar die Shavi gevraagd... die wordt echt gek zo .
Cahirdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:53
Ik ga chineees bestellen.
HuHudinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:54
Ook die "as I have stated a while ago" steeds erbij... niet wetende dat het nog verschillende mensen zijn ook .
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Hi Sonny, can I talk to Shavi?
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sure one moment
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Hello! My name is Sharon. How may I assist you today?
21:49:51 Hugo
Hi Sharon, I have a question
21:50:07 Hugo
I would like to buy a Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230, but do you ship to The Netherlands ?
21:50:44 Shavi
As I have stated a while ago, that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address, a friend, or relative within the 48 continental states of USA. Since, you can use their address as your shipping address where we could deliver your order
21:51:03 Hugo
as you stated a while ago... this is the first time I talk to you ?
21:51:14 Shavi
ok
21:51:17 Shavi
is there anything else?
21:51:42 Hugo
but shipping in the USA only... isn't that strange for a Swedish Parts Wholesale... 'cause Sweden is in Europe too
21:52:52 Shavi
we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address, a friend, or relative within the 48 continental states of USA. Since, you can use their address as your shipping address where we could deliver your order
21:53:17 Hugo
Can I have some Chinese food instead then? I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and an eggroll.
21:53:28 Shavi
ok..
21:53:33 Shavi
thank you for visiting our site
21:53:33 Shavi
have a good one
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HuHudinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:54
Shavi heet dus Sharon... leuk als je haar zo aanspreekt voordat ze 't zelf heeft gezegd.
PluisigNijntjedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:55
Sooky
But do you also deliver in an orange box?
21:47:05 CustomerSooky
Green would be fine also.
21:47:09 CustomerSooky
But no blue. Blue is bad
21:47:16 AgentShavi
it will depend on our warehouse
21:47:21 AgentShavi
oh ok
21:47:37 CustomerSooky
How about pink with black polka dots? I loooooove polka dots.
21:47:51 AgentShavi
oh, ok..
21:47:56 AgentShavi
is there anything else?
21:48:06 AgentShavi
ARE YOU GOING TO PURCHASE THE ITEM?
21:48:38 CustomerSooky
only in orange or polka dots. i changed my mind about the green.
21:48:51 AgentShavi
ok..
21:48:56 AgentShavi
we could not confirm that to you
21:49:00 AgentShavi
is there anything else?
21:49:08 CustomerSooky
Than i will not purchase it.
21:49:09 CustomerSooky
Goodbye.
21:49:26 AgentShavi
ok
boriszdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:55
geweldig topic
Cahirdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:55
Shavi antwoord niet
erikklldinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:56
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21:49:26 Customere
Hello Leonelle! My name is Erik. I am currently doing a survey among chat representatives. Can I maybe ask you a few questions?
21:49:58 AgentLeonelle
Is that related for a car part?
21:50:16 Customere
No, it is merely related to my survey.
21:50:49 AgentLeonelle
Sorry sir I can't help you with that.
21:51:15 Customere
Oh, that is too bad. Then, could you please let me talk to shavi for a minute?
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Hello! My name is Sharon. How may I assist you today?
21:51:59 Customere
Shavi! How may i help you today?
21:52:23 Customere
i am SO curious about the color of your eyes
21:52:40 Customere
i PROMISE i won't bother you anymore if you could please tell me :$
21:54:14 AgentShavi
as I have stated, this is purely business purposes only. And, we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address, a friend, or relative within the 48 continental states of USA. Since, you can use their address as your shipping address where we could deliver your order
21:55:03 Customere
Have you ever had such an enervating day at work? :-D

I don't like all the scripts you're using though. A friend told me you also ship GREAT chinese food.
21:55:12 Customere
Can i have some delivered, maybe?
21:55:30 AgentShavi
ok..
21:55:39 AgentShavi
thank you for visiting our site and asking for my name again
21:55:41 AgentShavi
have a good one
PluisigNijntjedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:56
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Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 21:55 schreef Cahir het volgende:
Shavi antwoord niet
Vind je't heel gek?
Cahirdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:58
Gebruiken jullie een proxy?
pfefferkatzedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:58
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Hello! My name is Sharon. How may I assist you today?
21:55:06 Henk
hi i need a Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
21:55:10 Henk
for my ford car
21:55:25 Shavi
we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address, a friend, or relative within the 48 continental states of USA. Since, you can use their address as your shipping address where we could deliver your order
21:55:36 Henk
so? i didnt even tell where i live?
21:56:00 Shavi
I know already
21:56:07 Henk
how do you know i live in texas?
21:56:26 Shavi
ok
21:56:28 Henk
is this the FBI?
21:56:52 Henk
cause if it is!
21:56:55 Henk
i want some chinese food
21:57:00 Henk
4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and an eggroll.

21:57:10 Shavi
ok..
21:57:45 Shavi
WE ONLY SELL CAR PARTS
21:57:51 Henk
what? car parts?
21:57:57 Henk
i thought this was a chinese take away?
21:58:15 Shavi
I KNOW YOU ARE IN A WRONG CHAT ROOM
21:58:19 Henk
okay
21:58:29 Shavi
THANK YOU FOR VISITING OUR SITE
21:58:30 Shavi
HAVE A GOOD ONE
21:58:34 Henk
well i'll go then, greetings from The netherlands, kisses from FOK! We do not ship to the Netherlands
C.Monglerdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 21:59
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Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 21:58 schreef Cahir het volgende:
Gebruiken jullie een proxy?
7 om precies te zijn
erikklldinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:00
ah, als ze de verbinding verbreken kun je gewoon F5 drukken
Cahirdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:00
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Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 21:59 schreef C.Mongler het volgende:

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7 om precies te zijn
Welke software gebruik jij voor proxies?
Cahirdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:01
GEEF HAAR DIT TOPIC NIET, STOMME IDIOOT!
pfefferkatzedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:02
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:01 schreef Cahir het volgende:
GEEF HAAR DIT TOPIC NIET, STOMME IDIOOT!
Wel man dat is juist lachen
C.Monglerdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:02
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:00 schreef Cahir het volgende:

[..]

Welke software gebruik jij voor proxies?
Als je het goed wil doen raad ik tor aan. Maar let ook goed op je browser config. Cookies, javascript etc...
Queen_Beedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:02
Ze weten niet eens waar Nederland ligt, laat staan dat ze de taal kennen
PluisigNijntjedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:03
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:02 schreef RacerDKB het volgende:

[..]

Wel man dat is juist lachen
Nee.
Queen_Beedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:03
CustomerTuck 'n Roll
I have a Ford tho, is that gonna be a problem?
21:59:15 CustomerTuck 'n Roll
Hello?
21:59:25 AgentJosephine
yes
21:59:30 AgentJosephine
it wont fit
21:59:48 CustomerTuck 'n Roll
Oh shoo, what am I to do now then
22:00:04 CustomerTuck 'n Roll
Do you have something else that will fit?
22:00:10 AgentJosephine
part number please
22:00:28 CustomerTuck 'n Roll
Let me check
22:01:49 CustomerTuck 'n Roll
I dont know. Can I have some Chinese food instead then? I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and an eggroll shipped to the Netherlands
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Cahirdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:03
Heb maar een trail van Anonymizer gedownload.
PluisigNijntjedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:05
SystemSystem
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22:04:06 AgentSean
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
22:04:07 CustomerSooky
Hello sean
22:04:17 CustomerSooky
Is sean your real name, sean?
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Ik was nog aan het typen man.
erikklldinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:05
SystemSystem
Connected with Faith
22:00:45 AgentFaith
Welcome to Live Help! This is “Faith” from Sales Interactive How can I assist you today?
22:00:45 AgentFaith
hello
22:00:51 Customere
Faith. that is a nice name!
22:01:06 AgentFaith
thank you
22:01:17 AgentFaith
how can we help you
22:01:34 Customere
i have faith in you already! But i would like to talk to shavi, please!
22:01:52 Customere
i know she's always very busy, but she's the best!
22:02:16 AgentFaith
okay
22:02:16 AgentFaith
please hold
22:02:20 Customere
thank you
22:02:24 SystemSystem
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22:02:31 AgentShavi
Hello! My name is Sharon. How may I assist you today?
22:02:47 Customere
sharon, about the chinese food...
22:03:06 Customere
can i have extra sauce with it? my order number is 1575
22:03:21 AgentShavi
ok..
22:03:25 Customere
thank you
22:03:26 Customere

22:03:31 AgentShavi
oh, by the way, thank you for posting our replies to your site: We do not ship to the Netherlands
22:03:41 Customere
you're welcome
22:03:57 Customere
damn. that stupid user spoiled some of the fun.
22:05:16 AgentShavi
and it only shows that you put some shame on your self
22:05:21 AgentShavi
thank you for visiting our site
22:05:26 AgentShavi
have a good one
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Queen_Beedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:06
Roman deed me bijna gelijk weg
erikklldinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:06
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:02 schreef RacerDKB het volgende:

[..]

Wel man dat is juist lachen
Nou, kijk naar mijn chat
ThE_EDdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:07
wat, is fok van jou?!
pfefferkatzedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:07
Mass suicide in small car parts company
- 7 minutes ago

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/06/24/imus/index.html
Queen_Beedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:07
Okay, het is toch niet zo leuk dat hij de link gaf. Jezus, na één pagina al verpest, way to go
C.Monglerdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:08
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10:07:57 PM CustomerDavid
So i herd u lieks teh netherlands?
10:08:13 PM SystemSystem
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erikklldinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:08
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:07 schreef ThE_ED het volgende:
wat, is fok van jou?!
i wish this site was mine.

I think we should consider speaking in English, so they can read with us!
Greysdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:08
... and an eggroll

pfefferkatzedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:08
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:07 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:
Okay, het is toch niet zo leuk dat hij de link gaf. Jezus, na één pagina al verpest, way to go
erikklldinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:09
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:07 schreef RacerDKB het volgende:
Mass suicide in small car parts company
- 7 minutes ago

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/06/24/imus/index.html
usautoparts is een 'small car parts company'? denk het niet.
HuHudinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:09
Mên... hoe kun je zoiets nu doen, dat verneukt het!
Cahirdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:09
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:07 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:
Okay, het is toch niet zo leuk dat hij de link gaf. Jezus, na één pagina al verpest, way to go
Inderdaad. Het oude topic was legendarisch want ze wisten niet waar we van kwamen en werden letterlijk gek! Hun weten nu al waar wij van komen en wat wij doen, morgen worden er al maatregelen genomen.
C.Monglerdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:09
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:07 schreef RacerDKB het volgende:
Mass suicide in small car parts company
- 7 minutes ago

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/06/24/imus/index.html
"Imus says he's defending, not offending 'Pacman' Jones"?
ThE_EDdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:10
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:08 schreef erikkll het volgende:

[..]

i wish this site was mine.

I think we should consider speaking in English, so they can read with us!
I don't think they would want to read about terrorists attacks, anthrax and pedophiles here.
Well, there you have it, now they've looked at it.
Call the cops!
Cahirdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:10
Iemand die een nieuwe site weet?
Cahirdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:11
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:10 schreef ThE_ED het volgende:

[..]

I don't think they would want to read about terrorists attacks, anthrax and pedophiles here.
Well, there you have it, now they've looked at it.
Call the cops!
ThE_ED and I are good friends. We make nuclear bombs.

UncleSamdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:12
quote:
Jayson
hi! this is Jayson, welcome to Chat Support! how may i help you?

Roberto31
Hi Jayson, are you there?

AgentJayson
yes, i am here..

AgentJayson
! how may i help you Roberto?

CustomerRoberto31
Hi, I have a question..

AgentJayson
what is it?

CustomerRoberto31
Do you ship to The Netherlands?

AgentJayson
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order,probably friends or relatives here, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.

CustomerRoberto31
I kinda need 24 Fuel injectors which i could purchase on your website

AgentJayson
i c.. if you could provide address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, probably friends or relatives here, we can process the order..

CustomerRoberto31
have you ever been to The Netherlands? Its great! Legal weed and stuff, you should come.. And when you're here, could you bring my 24 fuel injectors?

CustomerRoberto31
..please?

AgentJayson
oh, that's cool... as much as i want but maybe next year..

AgentJayson
i hope you can it till next year, I would suggest that you contact your local part store or dealer forthis..

AgentJayson
thank's for visiting our web site, have a good one..
Hij wil naar Nederland komen
Queen_Beedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:13
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:09 schreef Cahir het volgende:

[..]

Inderdaad. Het oude topic was legendarisch want ze wisten niet waar we van kwamen en werden letterlijk gek! Hun weten nu al waar wij van komen en wat wij doen, morgen worden er al maatregelen genomen.
Echt hè, !
Cahirdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:14
Chat is offline gehaald
ThE_EDdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:16
kan best idd, via zo'n verbergmijnaars site kom ik er iig niet bij
erikklldinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:16
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22:14:46 SystemSystem
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22:14:54 AgentFelix
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
22:14:55 Customere
hi, can i talk to jayson pllease?
22:14:56 AgentFelix
hello...
22:15:16 AgentFelix
Please hold, let me connect you with Jayson
22:15:20 Customere
thanks
22:16:07 Customere
nothing is happening, Felix?
HuHudinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:17
Hier doet 'ie het nog.
erikklldinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:17
de chat werkt hier:
https://autochat.ehosts.n(...)gate.dll?Action=1060
PluisigNijntjedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:17
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22:06:17 SystemSystem
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22:06:21 CustomerSooky
Hello scott
22:06:27 AgentScott
Welcome to the interactive live sales support! I am Scott.How may i help you today?
22:06:28 CustomerSooky
How are you?
22:06:37 AgentScott
Fine.
22:06:43 CustomerSooky
thats very nice.
22:06:58 CustomerSooky
Now let me see.. Do you sell mirrors for my Volvo 1995?
22:07:22 AgentScott
Please allow me to look into the information for you. Would you mind holding a moment?
22:07:31 CustomerSooky
I would actually.. Hurry
22:07:37 AgentScott
Your location?
22:07:37 AgentScott
Your location?
22:07:43 CustomerSooky
The Netherlands
22:08:02 AgentScott
We do not ship to Netherlands..
22:08:06 CustomerSooky
Oke
22:08:13 CustomerSooky
then to canada?
22:08:47 AgentScott
Nope..
22:09:12 CustomerSooky
How about to the very border of USA to canada? And then i will be waiting at the other side.
22:10:12 AgentScott
If you have an US address accross the border within US, we can ship you the parts..
22:10:51 CustomerSooky
Well if you just drive to the border, ill do that too and you can throw it to me. And i'll throw you the money
22:10:59 CustomerSooky
could you do that? *puppy eyes*
22:11:27 AgentScott
Nope..We do not have that facility,,
Not close to the border..
22:11:33 AgentScott
Our main sales center is in Carson California. We currently ship from 30 location across the US. We try to ship from the closest warehouse to you.
22:11:33 AgentScott
We ship from 30 locations across the US. They are all networked with real time inventory so we cannot see which particular warehouse has the part.
22:11:42 CustomerSooky
Allright.
22:11:46 CustomerSooky
Let me see..
22:12:03 CustomerSooky
I might as wel take..
22:12:23 CustomerSooky
2 eggrolls, 1 nasi and 6 chicken satés with bami.
22:12:29 CustomerSooky
shipped to the border
22:12:34 CustomerSooky
can you do that?
22:12:37 CustomerSooky
and throw it to me?
22:12:46 CustomerSooky
but carefully.
22:12:56 CustomerSooky
i dont want sauce over my shoes
22:13:57 CustomerSooky
hello?
22:14:06 CustomerSooky
Oh i want sweet and sour sauce with that too.
22:14:18 CustomerSooky
Can Shavi throw it maybe?
22:15:11 CustomerSooky
HELLO?
22:15:30 CustomerSooky
*Kssjjj* Scott, come in please *kssjj*
22:15:34 CustomerSooky
BEAM ME UP, SCOTTIE!
22:15:45 CustomerSooky
Come on.. are you fapping or something..?
22:17:28 CustomerSooky
Never gonna give you up

Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

* never gonna give you up
C.Monglerdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:18
10:16:14 PM CustomerDavid
do you liek mudkipz?
10:16:28 PM AgentRoman
No.
GizartFRLdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:20
quote:
Please be aware that you are in a professional chat session..You have been wasting our time, we have a lot of other customers to help with..Please we cannot ship the part to your place..

22:14:04 System
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22:14:09 Scott
Welcome to the interactive live sales support! I am Scott.How may i help you today?
22:14:25 Alma
Hello Scot, I am looking for a part for my 65 Volvo
22:14:50 Scott
Your location?
22:14:57 Alma
It's a Volvo 66 with variomatic gears.
22:15:01 Alma
Iam at home.
22:15:39 Scott
Please be aware that you are in a professional chat session..You have been wasting our time, we have a lot of other customers to help with..Please we cannot ship the part to your place..
22:15:51 Alma
Excuse me?
22:17:03 Alma
It's about my aunt's car, she drives a model 66 Volvo variomatic. She has some trouble with it and cannot seem to find the part in the USA, she asked me if I could find a good parts-seller.
22:17:20 Alma
She isn't at home at the internet.
22:18:14 Alma
Shipping would be to Missouri.
22:19:03 Alma
Kansas Missouri, do you ship to Kansas, Missouri?
22:19:43 Alma
Fine, I'll go and find a decent parts supplier.
PluisigNijntjedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:20
Oh, beetje lang, sorry
pfefferkatzedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:20
ZIe je het kan nog wel grappig zijn

Vraag Roman anders hoe het met zijn cousin Niko gaat
Cahirdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:21
Ik krijg de Red Hat Enterprise Linux Test Page
P8dinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:22
tvp
geniale shit
Cahirdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:22
Ik ben der van gebanned denk . Hoewel Proxy niks helpt.
Queen_Beedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:23
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:21 schreef Cahir het volgende:
Ik krijg de Red Hat Enterprise Linux Test Page
Ik ook
erikklldinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:23
Het werkt niet meer
Cahirdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:24
Nu krijg ik een 404,
De webpagina kan niet worden weergegeven !
C.Monglerdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:24
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:20 schreef GizartFRL het volgende:

[..]
*knip*
Ze zien je hostname. en daar staat meestal .nl achter
ThE_EDdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:24
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:21 schreef Cahir het volgende:
Ik krijg de Red Hat Enterprise Linux Test Page
same here
Cahirdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:24
Alle kudo's naar RacerDKB voor het verpesten van de live chat.
Queen_Beedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:25
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:24 schreef Cahir het volgende:
Alle kudo's naar RacerDKB voor het verpesten van de live chat.
Doet ie nog alsof ie trots is ooko
pfefferkatzedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:25
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:24 schreef Cahir het volgende:
Alle kudo's naar RacerDKB voor het verpesten van de live chat. het verlossen van die arme mensen daar van iedereen in dit topic
Cahirdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:25
We moeten een nieuwe vinden.
P8dinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:26
Hey, bij mij werkt ie ook niet
Queen_Beedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:26
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:25 schreef RacerDKB het volgende:

[..]
Flikker op dan
HuHudinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:29
Maar dan kunnen we gewoon bij deze verder: http://www.carpartswholesale.com/cpw/saab-car-parts.html

Maakt gebruik van dezelfde chat-maatschappij.
HuHudinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:30
Kut... toch niet.
P8dinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:31
http://www.websitealive.com/shopping.asp#

hier kunnen we verder. Ik weet nog niet wat de site doet, maar ik heb al live help gehad
P8dinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:34
quote:
AliveSupport3 [15:32]: Thank you for contacting WebsiteAlive.com. How may I assist you today ?
Guest [15:32]: hi, i would like to buy Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
[15:33]: but i was wondering, do you ship to the netherlands?
AliveSupport3 [15:33]: I think you may be on the wrong chat. We provide live chat software for online businesses. I think you are inquiring about one of our clients products. Sometimes, our customers link to our web site for promotional purposes. Please try to look for contact information from the web site you clicked in from. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.
P8dinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:34
snif
erikklldinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:35
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:31 schreef P8 het volgende:
http://www.websitealive.com/shopping.asp#

hier kunnen we verder. Ik weet nog niet wat de site doet, maar ik heb al live help gehad
AliveSupport3 [15:33]: Thank you for contacting WebsiteAlive.com. How may I assist you today ?
Guest [15:33]: Hello, can i please talk to Shavi?
[15:33]: Or is he currently unavailable?
AliveSupport3 [15:34]: I think you may be on the wrong chat. We provide live chat software for online businesses. I think you are inquiring about one of our clients products. Sometimes, our customers link to our web site for promotional purposes. Please try to look for contact information from the web site you clicked in from. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.
Salsaneckdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:37
http://www.partstrain.com/ShopByVehicle/VOLVO

en dan op live help drukken
erikklldinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:39
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:37 schreef Salsaneck het volgende:
ttp://www.partstrain.com/ShopByVehicle/VOLVO

en dan op live help drukken
yeah! En nu niet de site noemen
HuHudinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:40
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:37 schreef Salsaneck het volgende:
http://www.partstrain.com/ShopByVehicle/VOLVO

en dan op live help drukken
Dat is dezelfde, die werkt niet (meer).
Cahirdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:40
Die chat is onveilig volgens Windhoos.
erikklldinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:40
als je vertelt dat je vanaf partstrain.com komt, dan zullen ze die vast ook uitzetten :p
Nodachidinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:40
potjandorie is het normaal om al die hardwerkende, gestreste chat-center mensen lastig te vallen met jullie ongein.
SPOILER
erikklldinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:40
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:40 schreef HuHu het volgende:

[..]

Dat is dezelfde, die werkt niet (meer).
ik zit er toch echt in.
eQuaLdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:42
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:40 schreef HuHu het volgende:

[..]

Dat is dezelfde, die werkt niet (meer).
Hij doet het wel, ik zit al met Chris
eQuaLdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:44
SystemSystem
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22:42:08 SystemSystem
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22:42:13 AgentChris
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
22:42:29 CustomerFrank
hello
22:42:40 AgentChris
hello there
22:42:50 CustomerFrank
first i would like to know, are you a human, cause my questions may be difficult for bots
22:43:13 AgentChris
im a real person sir
22:43:22 CustomerFrank
aight
22:43:32 CustomerFrank
do you ship to the Netherlands?
22:43:48 AgentChris
I apologize but we currently do not ship this part out of the 48 continental states of USA. With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
22:44:08 CustomerFrank
wow you type very fast!
22:44:19 CustomerFrank
how did you know which part i ment?
22:44:38 AgentChris
i don't know
22:44:42 CustomerFrank
lol
Chris
is there anything else?
22:45:12 CustomerFrank
no
22:45:16 CustomerFrank
oh yes
22:45:18 AgentChris
Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites.Its been pleasure assisting you.
22:45:20 CustomerFrank
i would like a pizza
22:45:21 CustomerFrank
no wait
22:45:23 CustomerFrank
lol
22:45:26 SystemSystem
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erikklldinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:44
ik heb nu de beste tot nu toe

System
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22:38:57 AgentPhoebe
Hello there. How may I help you today?
22:39:16 Customere
hello phoebe, can i please talk to shavi, or is she unavailable right now?
22:39:42 AgentPhoebe
sure. please wait
22:40:02 SystemSystem
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22:40:08 AgentShavi
Hello! My name is Sharon. How may I assist you today?
22:40:34 Customere
i really want to know the color of your eyes, sharon!
22:40:48 SystemSystem
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22:40:54 AgentSonny
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
22:40:57 AgentSonny
Welkom bij Live Help! Hoe kan ik helpen u vandaag?
22:41:05 Customere
sonny! je spreekt nederlands!
22:41:59 AgentSonny
Ja, ik benyes i do
22:42:16 Customere
you shouldn't copy the english text, though.
22:42:25 Customere
that spoils part of the fun.
22:42:45 Customere
http://translate.google.com is the best online translator!
22:42:49 AgentSonny
nee ik niet
22:43:10 Customere
oke, gebruik je google translate vanaf nu?
22:43:44 AgentSonny
Wat kan ik voor u doen?
22:44:04 Customere
uhm, versturen jullie naar nederland? p
22:44:07 Customere
-p
Queen_Beedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:45
Is dat weer met dezelfde mensen?
erikklldinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:49
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:45 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:
Is dat weer met dezelfde mensen?
Ja, ik had net shavi
Cahirdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:50
Ik kom der niet meer in godver godver
Queen_Beedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:50
Ik heb Greg van vorig topic
RoW_0dinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:51
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22:46:47 AgentSam
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
22:46:50 CustomerJan Jansen
Hi!
22:46:57 AgentSam
Hi Jan Jansen!
22:47:13 CustomerJan Jansen
I was wondering, do you send any products to the Netherlands.
22:47:27 AgentSam
I apologize but we ship the parts only within the 48 continental states of USA.
22:47:47 CustomerJan Jansen
Why the U.S.A.? Isn't this a swedish car-brand?
22:48:06 CustomerJan Jansen
I mean, it's european right.
22:48:14 CustomerJan Jansen
Or is this located in the US?
22:48:32 AgentSam
It is located in USA!
22:48:38 CustomerJan Jansen
Oh my bad.
22:48:57 AgentSam
Try to get a USA address !
22:49:05 CustomerJan Jansen
allright.
22:49:30 CustomerJan Jansen
One more thing, can i order a donut here? And do you ship that donut to the Netherlands?
22:49:32 AgentSam
Is there any other concern that I can help you with today?
22:50:17 CustomerJan Jansen
A big-fat chocolate one <3
22:50:21 CustomerJan Jansen
lol

-> exit
erikklldinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:53
Customere
geen probleem.
22:45:23 Customere
beantwoord je mijn vraag, alsjeblieft?
22:46:06 AgentSonny
anything else i Met veel spijt, we informeren
u dat we niet langer schip
internationaal. Als u
een adres in de 48
continentale staten van de VS aan
schip van uw bestelling, laat het
het ons weten. Gelieve ons
oprechte excuses voor
dit.
22:46:27 Customere
i will give you a proper translation, to send to my friends
22:47:38 AgentSonny
ok
22:48:10 Customere
Het spijt me, maar we versturen helaas dit onderdeel niet buiten de 48 continentale staten van de USA. Met veel spijt moet ik u melden dat we niet meer internationaal versturen. Als u een adres heeft binnen de 48 staten van de US, laat het ons alstub
22:48:24 Customere
lieft weten. accepteer alstublieft onze excuses.
22:48:32 Customere
(it didn't fit in 1 message)
22:49:50 AgentSonny
ok ik dank u voor dat er nog iets dat ik u kan helpen met?
22:50:18 Customere
i will give you a proper translation for that too!
"Ok, dank u daarvoor. Is er nog iets waarmee ik u kan helpen?"
22:51:00 AgentSonny
ok
22:51:04 AgentSonny
thanks again
22:51:10 AgentSonny
Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites.Its been pleasure assisting you.
22:51:30 Customere
It is great that you'll be helping my friends in dutch. Would you like a translation for that last message too?
22:52:11 AgentSonny
no thanks...
22:52:19 AgentSonny
have a good one bye now E
22:52:25 Customere
oh, then that would be all for now!
22:52:26 Customere
bye!
erikklldinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:54
allemaal vragen naar sonny, kijken of hij m'n berichtjes gebruikt
RoW_0dinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:54
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:54 schreef erikkll het volgende:
allemaal vragen naar sonny, kijken of hij m'n berichtjes gebruikt
WIUHDUHDUHD UD
Salsaneckdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:56
Nog een voor als we weer gebanned worden
http://www.usedpartslive.com/ en dan op live help klikken

(gezocht op car parts live help )
Queen_Beedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:56
Greg

AgentGreg
Good Day!Welcome to Livehelp with Greg!
22:48:37 CustomerSarah
Greg, is that you? Are you still here?
22:49:10 CustomerSarah
Greg?
22:49:36 CustomerSarah
Fine, act as if you dont know me
22:49:36 AgentGreg
Yes
22:49:37 AgentGreg
Sorry
22:49:45 AgentGreg
How may I help you ?
22:49:45 CustomerSarah
Really, from 1-2 years ago?
22:50:13 CustomerSarah
Okay, well thats cool. I would like to buy the Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
22:50:20 AgentGreg
How may I help you ?
22:50:25 AgentGreg
May I have the Part Number (or SKU) Please....
22:50:30 CustomerSarah
I dont know?
22:50:45 AgentGreg
Please allow me to look into the information for you. Would you mind holding a moment?
22:50:49 CustomerSarah
Sure
22:51:30 AgentGreg
Where are you located ?
22:51:49 CustomerSarah
The Netherlands
22:52:05 AgentGreg
Zip code please ?
22:52:16 CustomerSarah
3208bg
22:52:51 AgentGreg
Sorry we donot ship to NETHERLANDS NOORD-HOLLAND ZAANDAM
22:53:06 CustomerSarah
Oh, thats a shame.
22:53:26 CustomerSarah
Can I have some Chinese food instead then? I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and an eggroll
22:53:47 CustomerSarah
Are you able to send that to the Netherlands, please?
22:54:43 CustomerSarah
Greg, are you still here?
22:54:59 CustomerSarah
... Im hungry
22:55:29 CustomerSarah
Please, Greg!
22:55:42 CustomerSarah
Don't let it end like this
Cahirdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:57
Waarom staat er bij jullie Agent en Cutsomer Bij mij niet
erikklldinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:58
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:57 schreef Cahir het volgende:
Waarom staat er bij jullie Agent en Cutsomer Bij mij niet
als je die icons kopieert, worden die vervangen door die tekst.
Queen_Beedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:59
Oh lovely, hier ook al dat stomme Red Hat Enterprise Linux Test Page
Cahirdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 22:59
22:56:33 System
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22:56:38 System
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22:56:38 System
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22:56:38 Smith
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
22:56:44 Jakob
Hello, Can I talk with Sonny?
22:57:28 System
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22:57:28 System
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22:57:33 System
Connected with Sonny
22:57:35 Sonny
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
22:57:40 Jakob
Hello
22:57:43 Jakob
do you ship to the netherlands?
22:59:09 Sonny
Met veel spijt, we informeren
u dat we niet langer schip
internationaal. Als u
een adres in de 48
continentale staten van de VS aan
schip van uw bestelling, laat het
het ons weten. Gelieve ons
oprechte excuses voor
dit.
22:59:34 Jakob
Can I order chinese then?

Hier niet
Queen_Beedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 23:00
Kut Greg I thought we had something special
Cahirdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 23:01
23:00:30 Scott
Welcome to the interactive live sales support! I am Scott.How may i help you today?
23:00:33 Jakob
Hello, Can I talk with Shavi?
23:01:01 Scott
I can assist you..
23:01:09 Jakob
But I need to talk with her

WTF gebeurd er !
erikklldinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 23:01
hij gebruikt niet mijn vertaling
Cahirdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 23:02
23:01:35 Shavi
Hello! My name is Sharon. How may I assist you today?
23:01:36 Jakob
HAAAI SHARON!!!
23:01:43 Jakob
DO YOU SHIP TO THE NETHERLANDSSSSSS?
23:02:00 Jakob
im a big fan of you!
23:02:06 Shavi
oh, same old question for your co-forum people
23:02:11 Shavi
thank you
23:02:22 Jakob
ahw, you get a bonus because everyone is asking for you
23:02:30 Jakob
so they think youre verry good
23:02:47 Jakob
you're famous here in Holland, everyone wants to meet you

!!!!
Queen_Beedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 23:02
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:56 schreef Salsaneck het volgende:
Nog een voor als we weer gebanned worden
http://www.usedpartslive.com/ en dan op live help klikken

(gezocht op car parts live help )
Die doet het hier ook niet Wtf, heb ik een IP ban ofzo? !
Cahirdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 23:03
Volgens mij kijkt ze mee
Salsaneckdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 23:04
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 23:02 schreef Cahir het volgende:
23:01:35 Shavi
Hello! My name is Sharon. How may I assist you today?
23:01:36 Jakob
HAAAI SHARON!!!
23:01:43 Jakob
DO YOU SHIP TO THE NETHERLANDSSSSSS?
23:02:00 Jakob
im a big fan of you!
23:02:06 Shavi
oh, same old question for your co-forum people
23:02:11 Shavi
thank you
23:02:22 Jakob
ahw, you get a bonus because everyone is asking for you
23:02:30 Jakob
so they think youre verry good
23:02:47 Jakob
you're famous here in Holland, everyone wants to meet you

!!!!
erikklldinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 23:04
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 23:02 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:

[..]

Die doet het hier ook niet Wtf, heb ik een IP ban ofzo? !
site is overbelast. soms werkt ie
Cahirdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 23:05
Red Hat Enterprise Linux Test Page
GizartFRLdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 23:05
quote:
22:42:46 System
Thank you for contacting Live Help
22:42:51 System
Leonelle has joined this session!
22:42:51 System
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22:42:51 Leonelle
Welcome to Live Help! How may I help you today?
22:43:19 Qrozny
Hello, I am looking for a part for my aunts car which s currently broken down in Iowa.
22:43:39 Leonelle
What part are you looking?
22:43:40 Qrozny
It's a Volvo 66 Variomatic
22:43:57 Qrozny
It needs a new drivebelt for the transmission.
22:44:07 Leonelle
May I ask the model?
22:44:29 Qrozny
Since the volvo 66 isn't originnally sold in the US, she asked me the try and get the part for her trough the internet.
22:44:50 Qrozny
Modelcode is FFK0
22:45:06 Leonelle
exact year of the vehicle?
22:45:17 Qrozny
Year of built is 1986
22:45:56 Leonelle
You need to check the model sir.
22:46:06 Leonelle
Is it a 244, 245, 740 or 760?
22:46:25 Qrozny
I think it's not in your database because it's an import volvo. Model is Volvo 66
22:46:49 Qrozny
Shipped in from the Netherlands in the early 90's.
22:46:59 Leonelle
Let me check.
22:48:16 Qrozny
I checked on the internet and found out a spare tire from a 2006 Volvo XC90 would also fit.
22:50:18 Qrozny
SKU: R92772901 Is this item available?
22:50:37 Leonelle
Let me check.
22:51:12 Leonelle
May I ask the engine size in liters?
22:51:32 Qrozny
Volvo 66 engine is 800cc
22:51:43 Qrozny
0.8liters
22:52:22 Leonelle
Sorry sir None of our drive belts will not fit for your vehicle.
22:52:37 Leonelle
The spare tire cover will fit and it is in stock.
22:53:32 Qrozny
The spare tire cover of the XC90 can be used as a beltdrive for the transmission of the Volvo 66 Variomatic. Available in more then 1 color?
22:54:02 Leonelle
let me check.
22:54:52 Leonelle
We have only Denim, Black and Spice.
22:55:04 Qrozny
Okay, black would be good.
22:55:08 Qrozny
Do you ship?
22:55:27 Leonelle
Where are you located?
22:55:34 Qrozny
The Netherlands.
22:55:47 Leonelle
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
22:56:19 Qrozny
Shavi ( Sharon) told me last time that she could send to the Netherlands.
22:56:30 Qrozny
She sent me 3 oilfilters.
22:56:52 Leonelle
Sorry it is a wrong information.
22:57:06 Leonelle
We do not ship on your location.
22:57:09 Qrozny
I have the 3 oilfilters on my desk, they just came in this morning.
22:57:42 Leonelle
Is there anything else I can help you with?
22:57:57 Qrozny
Yes.
22:58:14 Leonelle
Sorry we do not ship in Netherlands
22:58:36 Qrozny
I have 3 oilfilters SKU W0133-1636097 on my desk which I order trough Shavi.
22:58:50 Leonelle
May I have the order number?
22:59:16 Qrozny
M<oment I check.
23:00:06 Leonelle
Okay
23:00:33 Qrozny
Cannot find the ordernumber right here, the invoice has been here, but is now at the administration office.
23:00:47 Leonelle
May I have your e-mail address?
23:01:04 Qrozny
I order parts before and shipping to The Netherlands was never a problem.
23:01:40 Leonelle
Yes before we are shipping internationally but right now we are no longer shipping internationally due to some reasons.
23:01:44 Qrozny
Mailaddress is info@dutchcarparts.nl
23:02:11 Qrozny
When did you stop shipping to The Netherlands?
23:04:17 Qrozny
?
Queen_Beedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 23:08
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 23:04 schreef erikkll het volgende:

[..]

site is overbelast. soms werkt ie
Hier nog steeds niet
Mofdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 23:10
17:23:32 System
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17:23:32 System
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17:23:38 Faith
Welcome to Live Help! This is “Faith” from Sales Interactive How can I assist you today?
17:23:46 Kareem
Yes hello, I am truely sorry to disturb you, but I have a question.
17:24:01 Kareem
Do you know where I can get volvo-parts in India?
17:24:47 Faith
no we don't know where to get a part to be ship in india
17:25:11 Kareem
Oh thank you very much. I be needing to go to US for volvo-parts?
17:25:47 Faith
try to look for a site that can ship internationally
17:26:01 Kareem
Yes I see.
17:26:08 Kareem
Where can I get ticket to go to US for cheap money?
17:26:15 Kareem
Is realy important.
17:26:47 Faith
what do mean on ticket?
17:27:21 Kareem
The ticket so I can travel go to the US to buy important volvo parts.
17:27:47 Faith
i'm sorry, don't have any idea
17:27:52 Faith
is there anything else?
17:28:39 Kareem
I see, I shall go to US airlines help chat service
17:28:48 Kareem
I would like to thank you very much for your precious time Sir.
17:29:02 Faith
your much welcome
17:29:04 Faith
Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites.Its been pleasure assisting you.
17:29:12 Faith
Have a great day
17:29:14 Kareem
And do have a nice day!
17:29:17 Kareem
Yes yes thank you
erikklldinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 23:12
cheap money
eQuaLdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 23:14
Volgens mij is dit zo'n Live helpdesk ergens in India,

Zo van 200 mensen op 40m²
Queen_Beedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 23:14
Ik kan er nog steeds niet op dus zal wel een IP ban zijn. Hoe heeft Greg me dit aan kunnen doen
Queen_Beedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 23:15
Oh ja, door die Racer knuppel.
eQuaLdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 23:17
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 23:15 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:
Oh ja, door die Racer knuppel.
Villen we hem levend?
Queen_Beedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 23:21
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 23:17 schreef eQuaL het volgende:

[..]

Villen we hem levend?
Yes please
pfefferkatzedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 23:22
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 23:21 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:

[..]

Yes please
Stiekempjes ben ik gewoon een spion van swedishautoparts
LudoSandersdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 23:25
quote:
System
Thank you for contacting Live Help
23:02:59 GMT+02:00 System
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23:02:59 GMT+02:00 System
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23:03:01 GMT+02:00 Dennis
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
23:03:09 GMT+02:00 Ludo
Hi dennis
23:03:19 GMT+02:00 Dennis
Hi
23:03:49 GMT+02:00 Ludo
I was browsing through your website wondering if your company sells 'bougievonkjes'?
23:05:23 GMT+02:00 Dennis
Can I have the exact part name to make the search effective ?
23:05:44 GMT+02:00 Ludo
bougievonkjes are they called in dutch?
23:06:09 GMT+02:00 Dennis
Where are you located ?
23:06:54 GMT+02:00 Ludo
the start engine
23:08:35 GMT+02:00 Dennis
Are you from overseas ?
23:09:13 GMT+02:00 Ludo
yes i'am
23:09:25 GMT+02:00 Dennis
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
23:10:18 GMT+02:00 Ludo
typically the US of A
23:11:05 GMT+02:00 Dennis
Do you have the shipping address in U.S ?
23:12:10 GMT+02:00 Ludo
No I haven't but why are you Americans so disrespectful about people overseas
23:13:43 GMT+02:00 Ludo
Your economy has slowed down, ours is booming
23:14:13 GMT+02:00 Ludo
The Dollar isn't word a penny nowadays
23:14:42 GMT+02:00 Dennis
Do you want to order the clutch kit ?
23:15:02 GMT+02:00 Ludo
A Spyker kit
23:16:37 GMT+02:00 Dennis
I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
23:16:47 GMT+02:00 Ludo
You should start for your own mate, working at an helpdesk won't be getting you anywhere
23:17:27 GMT+02:00 Ludo
Dennis bougievonkjes palace!
23:18:55 GMT+02:00 Ludo
In Europe there's a massive shortage of them
23:19:44 GMT+02:00 Ludo
Making some real money you know
23:20:17 GMT+02:00 Dennis
Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites.Its been pleasure assisting you.
23:20:22 GMT+02:00 System
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The session has ended!
Lekker spraakzaam.
Queen_Beedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 23:25
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 23:22 schreef RacerDKB het volgende:

[..]

Stiekempjes ben ik gewoon een spion van swedishautoparts
Enough is enough! Nu beginnen we met je vingers eraf te snijden
Queen_Beedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 23:26
23:05:44 GMT+02:00 Ludo
bougievonkjes are they called in dutch?
23:06:09 GMT+02:00 Dennis
Where are you located ?

.
Queen_Beedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 23:29
Ik heb Canadas hulp in geroepen

System
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3:24:36 PM System
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3:24:36 PM Chris
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
3:24:46 PM thedevil
Hi
3:24:56 PM Chris
hello
3:25:05 PM thedevil
I would like to buy the Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
3:25:30 PM Chris
where are you located?
3:25:32 PM thedevil
I think its what i am l
satan says (23:28):
thedevil
Can I have some Chinese food instead then? I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and an eggroll
3:26:24 PM thedevil
please ship also to the netherlands
3:26:46 PM System
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eQuaLdinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 23:29
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 23:14 schreef eQuaL het volgende:
Volgens mij is dit zo'n Live helpdesk ergens in India,

Zo van 200 mensen op 40m²
Wel beetje jammer, dit als 5000e post
Btw nog steeds foutmelding
Queen_Beedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 23:34
Is er nog een andere site?
Nemesish3ddinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 23:41
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11:35:33 PM SystemSystem
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11:35:38 PM AgentRhiz
Hello, My name is Rhiz. Thank you for waiting and welcome to Live Help! How may I assist you today?
11:36:00 PM CustomerC.I.A.
Hello Rhiz. I have spoken to Shavi this afternoon, can I speak to her please?
11:36:48 PM AgentRhiz
sure
11:37:03 PM AgentRhiz
Oh I'm sorry, Shavi is not around
11:37:13 PM AgentRhiz
what is your concern please?
11:37:35 PM CustomerC.I.A.
I'm interested in the following item:
"Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230"
11:37:44 PM CustomerC.I.A.
but I was wondering if you ship to the netherlands
11:37:58 PM AgentRhiz
I apologize but we currently do not ship our products out of the 48 continental states of USA. Do you have any relatives/friends in US?
11:38:08 PM AgentRhiz
we do not ship to Netherlands
11:38:49 PM CustomerC.I.A.
why not?
11:40:10 PM CustomerC.I.A.
i love you...
11:40:18 PM AgentRhiz
thank you!
11:40:23 PM AgentRhiz
have a great day
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11:40:28 PM SystemSystem
Nemesish3ddinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 23:46
Hi sonny. I was wondering, do you ship parts to the netherlands?
11:43:54 PM AgentSonny
With much regret, we inform
you that we no longer ship
internationally. If you have
an address within the 48
continental states of US to
ship your order, please let
us know. Please accept our
sincerest apologies for
this.
11:44:21 PM Customeryou
hmm I like your writing... I heard you have some really beautiful eyes
11:44:24 PM Customeryou
can you send me a picture?
11:44:49 PM AgentSonny
sorry i cannot do that...
11:44:54 PM AgentSonny
anything else I can assist
you with?
11:45:01 PM Customeryou
is that an offer... ?
11:45:06 PM Customeryou
don't tempt me
11:45:24 PM AgentSonny
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
11:45:24 PM AgentSonny
Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites.Its been pleasure assisting you.
11:45:34 PM AgentSonny
bye now

nou ik hou maar op
Nodachidinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 23:49
volgens mij heeft Shavi nooit zo een rotte werkdag gehad
mede mogelijke gemaakt door FOK!

dat moderators nog gezellig mee aan gaan doen echt geweldig. Only in FOK!
Queen_Beedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 23:50
AgentGreg
Good Day!Welcome to Livehelp with Greg!
23:46:06 Customer:)
Thank you
23:46:20 Customer:)
I would like to buy the Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
23:46:22 AgentGreg
you are welcome !
23:46:31 SystemSystem
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Canadees is ook nog bezig, leuk als ze zijn IP checken
Queen_Beedinsdag 24 juni 2008 @ 23:56
I would like to buy the Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
23:50:04 AgentNapier
may I know the part number or the sku of the part please?
23:50:11 AgentNapier
and for what specific year make and model of vehicle?
23:50:16 CustomerHoi
Of the what? Sorry?
23:50:49 AgentNapier
the part number or the sku of that part?
23:50:56 CustomerHoi
I dont know, sorry
23:50:57 AgentNapier
and for what specific year make and model of vehicle?
23:51:12 CustomerHoi
its a Volvo from 1987
23:51:39 AgentNapier
what is the exact model of your Volvo?
23:51:58 CustomerHoi
Does it matter? I have no idea, Im just happy it works
23:52:15 AgentNapier
yes it matters
23:52:16 CustomerHoi
Could you hold on for a second, I need to pee real bad, please
23:52:54 CustomerHoi
Please, Im pissing my pants here
23:52:57 AgentNapier
because for the accuracy of the part, we need to check on the exact fittings
23:53:04 AgentNapier
ok
23:53:08 CustomerHoi
Ill check after Ive visited the toilet
23:53:13 AgentNapier
take your time
23:53:14 AgentNapier
ok
23:53:19 AgentNapier
hope to hear from you soon
Meddowoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 00:01
SystemSystem
Thank you for contacting Live Help

23:53:50 SystemSystem
Michael has joined this session!

23:53:50 SystemSystem
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23:54:18 CustomerJohn67
Hi Michael, my car is broken.

23:54:25 AgentMichael
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?

23:54:33 CustomerJohn67
Hi Michael, my car is broken.

23:54:34 AgentMichael
What car year, make and model you have?

23:54:42 AgentMichael
what part are you looking for?

23:54:54 CustomerJohn67
Its a 2005 XC90

23:55:00 AgentMichael
sorry to hear that

23:55:05 CustomerJohn67
The steering wheel is gone

23:55:10 AgentMichael
what was broken

23:55:17 AgentMichael
I see

23:55:24 AgentMichael
Ok let me check me that real quick.

23:55:35 CustomerJohn67
Don't know, it just fell off

23:56:20 AgentMichael
so is the steering wheel broken or the column?

23:56:52 CustomerJohn67
The wheel, do you have some in stock?

23:56:52 AgentMichael
I apologize, Unfortunately We do not have a steering wheel or even a column..

23:56:57 CustomerJohn67
OH NO

23:57:05 CustomerJohn67
But I need my car

23:57:31 CustomerJohn67
Do you know an other place to get a steering wheel?

23:58:15 AgentMichael
a dealership surely have it

23:58:40 CustomerJohn67
OK, thanks. You still send too the Neterlands?

23:59:00 AgentMichael
I apologize, unfortunately we do not ship parts internationally..

23:59:27 CustomerJohn67
But volvo is from Europe.

23:59:34 CustomerJohn67
That is weird.

23:59:56 CustomerJohn67
You still send food internationally?

0:00:01 CustomerJohn67
I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and an eggroll

0:00:25 SystemSystem
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Nemesish3dwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 00:04
vrag naar Phoebe, die gozer antwoord OVERAL zelf op en gaat erin mee ook
Queen_Beewoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 00:10
SystemSystem
Greg has joined this session!
0:04:53 SystemSystem
Connected with Greg
0:05:01 AgentGreg
Good Day!Welcome to Livehelp with Greg!
0:05:16 CustomerGregsfan
Hi Greg
0:05:26 AgentGreg
hi !
0:05:27 CustomerGregsfan
I would like to order some parts
0:05:38 AgentGreg
Where are you located ?
0:05:51 CustomerGregsfan
tulips, woodenshoes, windmills
0:05:54 CustomerGregsfan
Does it ring a bell?
0:05:59 CustomerGregsfan
Its near Belgium and Germany
0:06:15 CustomerGregsfan
Dont ban me again hun
0:06:44 CustomerGregsfan
Now, about the parts
0:06:58 CustomerGregsfan
I own a Volvo from 87
0:07:33 AgentGreg
What parts do you need ?
0:08:00 CustomerGregsfan
Cant you come over to fix it?
0:08:41 CustomerGregsfan
Ill pay you ofcourse
0:09:32 CustomerGregsfan
And Ill cook you dinner!\
0:09:43 SystemSystem
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erikkllwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 00:12
quote:
Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 00:04 schreef Nemesish3d het volgende:
vrag naar Phoebe, die gozer antwoord OVERAL zelf op en gaat erin mee ook
Phoebe => Gozer?
Queen_Beewoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 00:15
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
0:13:49 CustomerLaura
Well, it seems Bob is not around, could you tell me something about him?
0:14:06 CustomerLaura
Ive been going here for like 2 years, just to get a chance to talk to him
0:14:38 CustomerLaura
Can you tell me his age please?
0:14:40 AgentVictor
Sorry, he is not here.
0:14:52 CustomerLaura
And if he is single
0:14:54 CustomerLaura
Thanks
0:14:55 AgentVictor
He is left.
0:15:01 AgentVictor
Thank you.
Mofwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 00:16
Heeft iemand al eens gevraagd of er geen zakendeal gemaakt kan worden? Een importbedrijfje beginnen dat via hen in Nederland volvo-onderdelen gaat verkopen.
Broekpalingwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 00:18
quote:
Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 00:10 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:
SystemSystem
Greg has joined this session!
0:04:53 SystemSystem
Connected with Greg
0:05:01 AgentGreg
Good Day!Welcome to Livehelp with Greg!
0:05:16 CustomerGregsfan
Hi Greg
0:05:26 AgentGreg
hi !
0:05:27 CustomerGregsfan
I would like to order some parts
0:05:38 AgentGreg
Where are you located ?
0:05:51 CustomerGregsfan
tulips, woodenshoes, windmills
0:05:54 CustomerGregsfan
Does it ring a bell?
0:05:59 CustomerGregsfan
Its near Belgium and Germany
0:06:15 CustomerGregsfan
Dont ban me again hun
0:06:44 CustomerGregsfan
Now, about the parts
0:06:58 CustomerGregsfan
I own a Volvo from 87
0:07:33 AgentGreg
What parts do you need ?
0:08:00 CustomerGregsfan
Cant you come over to fix it?
0:08:41 CustomerGregsfan
Ill pay you ofcourse
0:09:32 CustomerGregsfan
And Ill cook you dinner!\
0:09:43 SystemSystem
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quote:
Does it ring a bell?
Queen_Beewoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 00:18
Napier
120 amp
4:12:07 PM mrgreen
that might work. how much?
4:12:39 PM Napier
270.95
4:12:59 PM mrgreen
ouch.....would you ship to the netherlands?
4:13:09 PM Napier
no
4:13:25 PM mrgreen
belgium?
4:13:29 PM Napier
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Plea

satan says (0:17):
4:13:33 PM Napier
no
4:13:33 PM Napier
only within the USA
4:13:46 PM mrgreen
oh.....do you take trades? we have some really good cheese to sell?
4:14:14 PM Napier
no
4:14:22 PM mrgreen
dont like cheese?
4:14:32 PM mrgreen
how about marijuana...the dutch have good weed
4:15:09 PM Napier
sorry no
4:15:23 PM mrgreen
a lapdance maybe? my sister is pretty hot.

satan says (0:17):
4:16:20 PM mrgreen
you should come to the netherlands sometime
4:16:30 PM mrgreen
we love volvos!
Queen_Beewoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 00:19
4:18:15 PM mrgreen
you sure you dont want any cheese?
4:18:24 PM Napier
no
Meddowoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 00:19
blessed19woensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 00:20
een mannelijke phoebe? arme friends..
Queen_Beewoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 00:22
AgentVictor
Sorry, we are in professional chat session and we are not supposed to give out the personal information about one.
0:16:16 CustomerLaura
I cant track him down with that information
0:16:26 CustomerLaura
Im just afraid to ask him myself..
0:18:07 CustomerLaura
Please
0:19:23 AgentVictor
Is there any other concern that I can help you with today?
0:19:51 CustomerLaura
How about I send you some great Dutch weed, and you give me his age
0:21:19 AgentVictor
No, thank you.
0:21:29 AgentVictor
Have a great night.
0:21:40 CustomerLaura
Bollocks
0:21:49 SystemSystem
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erikkllwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 00:26
ik kan er nog steeds niet in
Queen_Beewoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 00:27
Ik heb "Hide IP ready.." hieronder staan nu
Broekpalingwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 00:29
Die van Queen_Bee steeds. Te droog.
Queen_Beewoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 00:32
Deze is niet zo grappig tho

Rebecka
Id like to order some parts for my Volvo from 1987
0:26:03 AgentFaith
okay
0:26:13 AgentFaith
what particular part is that?
0:26:27 CustomerRebecka
The brakes are broken, i guess I need new ones
0:26:44 AgentFaith
the brake pads?
0:26:51 CustomerRebecka
Yes
0:27:09 AgentFaith
can i have the model of your car please
0:27:38 CustomerRebecka
Yes, 760
0:27:49 AgentFaith
okay
0:28:05 AgentFaith
on what location you are looking for?
0:28:13 CustomerRebecka
What do you mean?
0:28:45 AgentFaith
on what location of the car you are looking to replace for
0:29:05 CustomerRebecka
Didnt I just say the brakes?
0:29:15 CustomerRebecka
Ok
0:29:21 CustomerRebecka
Let me ask you something
0:29:25 AgentFaith
no, if this is for the front or the rear
0:29:32 CustomerRebecka
What do windmills, wooden shoes and cheese tell you
0:29:45 AgentFaith
the location of the part you want to replace for
0:30:21 CustomerRebecka
The red light district please
0:30:47 AgentFaith
what do you mean?
0:31:25 SystemSystem
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Queen_Beewoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 00:43
Bret
Bob and simon are not available.
0:37:36 AgentBret
Let me check for the Greg.
0:37:38 CustomerNatas
When will they be back?
0:37:40 CustomerNatas
Okay
0:37:41 CustomerNatas
Thanks
0:38:39 AgentBret
May I know the exact issue please?
0:38:48 AgentBret
He too is not available.
0:38:50 CustomerNatas
I need a part for my Volvo.
0:38:56 CustomerNatas
Goddamnit
0:39:02 CustomerNatas
Fine, Ill take you then
0:39:07 CustomerNatas
I need a herring for my 760
0:39:45 AgentBret
May I know the exact year of manufacture of your vehicle?
0:39:55 CustomerNatas
87
0:40:49 AgentBret
I am sorry, we do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest you to contact your local dealer or parts store. Is there any thing else I can help you with?
0:41:10 CustomerNatas
Do you have onions? They go great with herring
0:41:49 CustomerNatas
?
Queen_Beewoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 00:50
CustomerNatas
Do you have onions? They go great with herring
0:41:49 CustomerNatas
?
0:42:00 CustomerNatas
Do you have anything?
0:44:16 AgentBret
Is your vehicle of Californian emission standards?Please check Either in the driver's side door jam or on a sticker in the engine compartment you should find that information... it will simply say "California"
0:44:48 CustomerNatas
My car is outside
0:45:30 CustomerNatas
Ill find a company that has actual car parts, thanks for your time
0:45:30 AgentBret
We get our parts straight from the same manufacturers the dealership does. But since we go direct to the manufacturer we are able to save money and pass that same savings on to our customers.
0:45:41 AgentBret
The core charge is basically a deposit to ensure that your old part can be rebuilt. Once the part is received it will go to the manufacturer for testing to see if it can be rebuilt. If the part can be rebuilt you will receive the core credit back on the credit card you used to purchase the part.
0:46:03 CustomerNatas
Do you ship to the N etherlands
0:47:01 AgentBret
Het spijt me, maar we versturen helaas dit onderdeel niet buiten de 48 continentale staten van de USA. Met veel spijt moet ik u melden dat we niet meer internationaal versturen. Als u een adres heeft binnen de 48 staten van de US, laat het ons alstub lieft weten. accepteer alstublieft onze excuses.
0:47:26 CustomerNatas
Wow, thats a great translator you use
0:47:46 AgentBret
Thank you.
0:47:58 CustomerNatas
Better than the last one
0:48:31 AgentBret
one last the than Better
0:48:50 CustomerNatas
Oh, you figured it out!
0:49:09 CustomerNatas
Well, well. Chapeau
!
PeZuwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 01:07
deja vuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Queen_Beewoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 01:09
SystemSystem
Connected with Felix
1:05:36 AgentFelix
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
1:05:57 CustomerTom
I need Seth please
1:07:07 CustomerTom
Hello?
1:07:42 AgentFelix
For your kind information, Seth, bob,. simon is not available
1:07:52 CustomerTom
How about Greg
1:08:02 CustomerTom
Else Jose will do
1:08:12 SystemSystem
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En klaar voor vandaag
koemleitwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 01:19
queen_bee die grap van "does it ring a bell"

heb je gewoon gestolen uit het vorige topic.

groetjes
Queen_Beewoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 01:27
Ja, van Xebro
borbitwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 01:50
System
Josephine has joined this session!
1:40:37
System
Connected with Josephine
1:40:37
Josephine
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
1:40:59
vleesboom
I sinserly hope you can
1:41:42
vleesboom

i would like to order a part for my unicycle
1:42:31
Josephine
which parts exactly please?
1:43:58
vleesboom

the little thingy on the top of the other thingy on the innerside of the tube
1:45:07
Josephine
I’m sorry i.m not that familiar with this information. Please consult your local mechanic.
1:45:31
vleesboom
he doesn't do unicycle's
1:45:57
Josephine
we dont neither
1:47:41
vleesboom

but it is a thingy that's also used on other thingy's
1:48:12
vleesboom

it's little and black
1:48:41
vleesboom
it on the top of the thingy for letting air in and out
1:49:10
vleesboom

i missed after i cycled to my work yesterday
1:49:17
Josephine
sorry
1:49:22
Josephine
I’m sorry i.m not that familiar with this information. Please consult your local mechanic.
1:49:43
vleesboom
me dad also had this thingy on his volvo
1:49:52
System
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Cahirwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 09:22
Is Shiva der nog?
Mofwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 10:37
Borbit: Koop een ventieldopje.
erikkllwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 11:16
wauw, ze hebben mijn vertaling gebruikt bij q_b
tralalalawoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 11:25
Is het babi pangang grapje al voorbij gekomen?

Was die kerel die telefoons verkocht nou iemand van fok of niet destijds?
Geen btw rekenen enzo
Cahirwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 11:27
quote:
Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 00:19 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:
4:18:15 PM mrgreen
you sure you dont want any cheese?
4:18:24 PM Napier
no
Bewijst weer eens dat het een helpdesk is geplaats in India.
Cahirwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 11:32
Weet iemand z'n kant en klare goede proxy proggie? Ik vind alleen maar bagger shit dat ervoor zorgt dat ik de chat niet in kan .
Gupjewoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 12:05
SystemSystem
Nancy has joined this session!
11:55:52 SystemSystem
Connected with Nancy
11:55:56 AgentNancy
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
11:56:17 Customerklaas
yesterday i crashed with my car and i need some new parts
11:56:54 Customerklaas
but there is one problem do you ship to the galapagos islands
11:57:32 AgentNancy
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
11:58:26 Customerklaas
but i need it i'm the only volvo on this island
12:00:24 Customerklaas
hi i don't like it when you don't answer
12:00:57 AgentNancy
Sorry we do not ship Internationally
12:01:24 Customerklaas
but i need otherwise i can't get to my work and my night club
12:01:28 Customerklaas
my wife
12:01:40 Customerklaas
please help
12:02:40 Customerklaas
can i speak with the manager
12:03:07 AgentNancy
please check it with the local dealer
12:03:17 AgentNancy
Sorry manager is not available now
12:03:27 AgentNancy
Is there any thing else that I can help you out with?
12:03:48 Customerklaas
i need parts
katerwaterwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 12:46
vleesboom
Queen_Beewoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 12:47
Gister had ik zoiets gedownload voor hide IP, vandaag kan ik geen verbinding met internet meer maken
PeZuwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 12:55
quote:
Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 12:47 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:
Gister had ik zoiets gedownload voor hide IP, vandaag kan ik geen verbinding met internet meer maken
je kan noch thans wel posten
deepartwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 13:35
quote:
Connected with Vincent
13:10:14
Vincent
Hello!!! How May I help you today ?


13:10:22
baas
hello, is sharon there?

13:10:39
Vincent
No


13:10:56
baas
Ok, do you know anything about volvo's then?

13:11:24
Vincent
Are you looking for the parts for your Volvo ?


13:12:08
baas
yes, im looking for wheels

13:12:17
Vincent
Okay


13:12:31
baas
vierkanten wheels for a 460 1.8i from 1994

13:12:34
Vincent
Year of manufacture and model of your vehicle.. ?


13:13:29
Vincent
Is your vehicle model 940, 960 or 850 ?


13:13:40
baas
Its a 460

13:13:59
Vincent
Do you have the manufacturer's part number ?


13:14:34
baas
I don't have a part name, but im looking for vierkante wheels..

13:14:57
baas
I can try to translate "vierkant" for you, because its not english

13:15:30
Vincent
I am sorry. We do not stock the part for your vehicle model
13:15:39
Vincent
Please check with your local dealer or parts store.


13:15:56
baas
sharon told you guys did have that part...

13:16:12
baas
i need square wheels, and can you ship that to the netherlands?

13:16:13
Vincent
Is your vehicle year 1994 ?


13:16:19
baas
yes

13:16:31
baas
thats also my year of birth

13:16:46
Vincent
Sorry, we do not stock the part you are looking for..
13:16:54
Vincent
Also, we do not ship outside the USA


13:16:56
baas
and a dynamo?

13:17:11
Vincent
sorry, no


13:17:15
baas
what?

13:17:23
baas
you dont have a dynamo for a 460?

13:17:46
Vincent
We don't have any parts for your 460 model


13:18:22
baas
Than its not a real volvo stock parts shop... The 460 is unne boas.. wie pwnd unnu noobie jeweetoch

13:18:57
baas
Then for a 850, a piemellikker?

13:19:02
Vincent
Is there anything else I can help you with today?


13:19:17
baas
and a kutjebef?

13:19:31
baas
and 10 wheelbolts

13:20:13
Vincent
I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store


13:20:30
baas
ok, but its expensive

13:21:15
baas
he ask 300 dollar for a kutjebef.. and a kutjebef is only 45 euro's in the redlight district you know

13:21:34
Vincent
I am not sure about that
13:21:39
Vincent
Nice chatting with you
13:21:40
Vincent
Good Bye


13:21:47
baas
What?

13:21:52
baas
i have a question

13:22:20
Vincent
Do you have the address in US to ship the part ?


13:22:23
baas
How can you not be sure about the price of 45 euro's for a kutjebef in the redligth district? you pervert... youve bin there

13:22:35
baas
amsterdam

13:22:55
Vincent
We do not ship to Amsterdam


13:23:03
baas
belguim then

13:23:10
baas
or sweden?

13:23:10
Vincent
no


13:23:23
Vincent
We do not ship outside the USA


13:23:33
baas
and you adress said sweden

13:23:45
baas
swedishpartswholesale

13:23:46
Vincent
No
13:24:01
Vincent
Its not Sweden


13:24:30
baas
swedish is sweden... I learned that in highschool

13:24:31
baas


13:24:57
Vincent
Okay


13:25:35
baas
So why you can't send it to sweden? Just put it in a plain, and go with the banana

13:26:47
baas
There are not much volvo's in the US.. So maybe its a good idea to ship international.. Talk to you're boss about that.. He gives you more money every month, because you had a good idea

13:27:24
Vincent
Thanks
13:27:28
Vincent
We are glad to be of help. Thank you.


13:27:30
baas
I just try to help

13:27:40
baas
but one thing

13:27:44
Vincent
Fine


13:27:48
Vincent
Yes


13:28:18
baas
i see you have parts for almost every model.. except the 440 and the 460.. Why's that

13:28:30
Vincent
No idea
13:28:35
Vincent
Thank you for visiting our website. Good Bye!!!


13:28:39
baas
goodbye

13:28:46
System
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System
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RoW_0woensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 13:51
http://www.pkr.com/pkr-support/pkr-customer-services.cfm
quote:
Chat InformationThank you for contacting PKR! Please wait for a Support Representative to respond. You are now 1 in a queue of 1 you should wait about 0 minute(s) and 5 seconds

Chat InformationHello! You are now chatting with 'Michael'

Chat InformationYour Issue ID for this chat is LTK419014172843X

Michael: Welcome to PKR! How can I help you?

row: Hey there,

row: I've got a problem with my PKR

row: i reinstalled it, but it still fails.

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Michael: and tell us what answer you get- it should look something like: www1.pkr.com/assetserver/build-16617

row: It blocks everthing, and it has Pretty buttons!

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7nightwing7woensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 15:16
Dit topic geweldig, veeg me op
Locustawoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 15:35
LMAO
Geniaal!
Blackninjadudewoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 16:46
tvp
vogeltjesdanswoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 18:04
OMG die met die eggroll
Zotheidwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 18:15
AliveSupport2 [11:09]: Welcome to our real-time support chat. How can I help you today?
Guest [11:09]: hello, this is piemolbrie speaking
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AliveSupport2 [11:09]: Hello
[11:10]: Please explain
Guest [11:10]: when i ask for chinees food you say the same thing over and over again.
AliveSupport2 [11:10]: I´m sorry but
[11:10]: I think you may be on the wrong chat. We provide live chat software for online businesses. I think you are inquiring about one of our clients products. Sometimes, our customers link to our web site for promotional purposes. Please try to look for contact information from the web site you clicked in from. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.
Guest [11:11]: look, that is what i mean!

Not so funny.
Zotheidwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 18:20
Kut, gebanned.
Cahirwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 18:22
Wat zijn de symptonen van een ban?
Zotheidwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 18:25
quote:
Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 18:22 schreef Cahir het volgende:
Wat zijn de symptonen van een ban?
Ik word telkens weggedrukt.
Zotheidwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 18:25
Binnen.


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Zotheidwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 18:29
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Kankerkachelsverkopertwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 18:41
Ze vonden me duidelijk niet grappig, volgens mij hebben ze het al 100+ keer gehoord
Zotheidwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 18:42
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Asskicker14woensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 18:48
Ben ik de enige die er niet inkomt? Iets met Red Hat en Linux?
Greyswoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 18:50
Dirk Burghardt?
Die zou toch solidair met de wooden shoes and tulips moeten zijn
Sneakemailwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 18:50
quote:
Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 18:48 schreef Asskicker14 het volgende:
Ben ik de enige die er niet inkomt? Iets met Red Hat en Linux?
Waarschijnlijk overbelast, probeer het later nog een keer
Dutch_Nelsonwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 19:12


Ik ben trouwens banned...
vogeltjesdanswoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 19:23
Waar staat die link naar de live chat link? Ik wil ook meedoen
Cahirwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 19:24
quote:
Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 18:42 schreef Zotheid het volgende:
AliveSupport2 [11:38]: Hello. My name is Dirk Burghardt and I am the supervisor. We will trck down your IP at this moment.
Guest [11:38]: oke
[11:38]: and than?
AliveSupport2 [11:39]: If you come futher more in here, we will take legal acion against you.
[11:39]: Have anice day


[ afbeelding ]
Is dit bluf?
Cahirwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 19:25
quote:
Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 18:48 schreef Asskicker14 het volgende:
Ben ik de enige die er niet inkomt? Iets met Red Hat en Linux?
Dat duidt niet op een ban maar overbelastheid. Heb ik oook heel vaak, irritant!
vogeltjesdanswoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 19:36
quote:
Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 19:24 schreef Cahir het volgende:

[..]

Is dit bluf?
Ik denk het wel. Zelfs in Amerika lachen ze om zoiets En dan nog, denk je dat Nederland je gaat uitleveren omdat je om chinees eten hebt gevraagd?
Zotheidwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 19:52
quote:
Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 19:36 schreef vogeltjesdans het volgende:

[..]

Ik denk het wel. Zelfs in Amerika lachen ze om zoiets En dan nog, denk je dat Nederland je gaat uitleveren omdat je om chinees eten hebt gevraagd?
Het ging wel over seks met kleine kinderen he. Daar zijn ze ook in Amerika niet zo blij mee.
tralalalawoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 19:54
quote:
Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 19:24 schreef Cahir het volgende:

[..]

Is dit bluf?
Paar jaartjes terug was het 30x zo erg, 4 topics in 1 dag en toen liepen ze ook te dreigen
(niet dat het hielp )
Firstwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 20:48
SystemSystem
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20:41:13 SystemSystem
Roy has joined this session!
20:41:13 SystemSystem
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20:41:13 AgentRoy
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
20:41:18 Customercustomerkees
hello
20:41:28 AgentRoy
Hi..
20:41:35 Customercustomerkees
first i would like to know, are you a human, cause my questions may be difficult for bots if you are human plz type 1234abcd to make sure you are human
20:42:03 AgentRoy
Fine..
20:42:08 AgentRoy
1234abcd
20:42:19 Customercustomerkees
ty :0
20:42:28 AgentRoy
Is that enough for you to confirm that I'm a human being?
20:42:29 Customercustomerkees
cool whould have suspected they would have bots
20:42:33 Customercustomerkees
yes
20:42:36 Customercustomerkees
thats enough
20:42:43 Customercustomerkees
no not enough
20:42:52 AgentRoy
Nope.. We have live people sitting in front of computers here to help you..
20:42:59 Customercustomerkees
i would like to know the colour of your eyes to make sure you arent a bot
20:43:44 AgentRoy
Hmmm, personal details are not supposed to be shared.. Anyway I've green eyes..
20:44:01 Customercustomerkees
I love green eyes <3
20:44:09 Customercustomerkees
i got purple eyes
20:44:44 AgentRoy
Okay.. Enough of this.. Please proceed with the question..
20:45:09 Customercustomerkees
i realy felt we had something special but if you want to talk about business
20:45:52 Customercustomerkees
I am looking for a part for my aunts car that got killed in an exident
20:46:09 AgentRoy
Okay.. Part name please.
20:46:19 AgentRoy
Are you from Netherlands?
20:46:24 Customercustomerkees
yes why you ask?
20:47:59 AgentRoy
I just now noticed the IP and we have filed a case to the authorities which is related to the IP from Netherlands.. We are getting lots of chat from Netherland who keeps posting this chat transcript in a blog..
20:48:25 AgentRoy
So we have submitted everything to the crime department.. Waiting for them to take the action soon..


Ze hebben ons door , hoe serieus moet ik dit nemen ?
Meddowoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 20:55
dit kan wel leuk worden

Danny zal zo wel van zich laten horen
nieuws.woensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 20:58
SystemSystem
Cindy has joined this session!
16:48:45 SystemSystem
Connected with Cindy
16:48:45 AgentCindy
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
16:48:49 Customerhenk
hoi
16:48:59 Customerhenk
How are You?
16:49:34 AgentCindy
Im fine
16:49:47 Customerhenk
I want some parts
16:49:54 Customerhenk
do you ship to holland?
16:50:29 AgentCindy
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this
16:50:42 Customerhenk
Do you ship to mexico?
16:51:29 AgentCindy
we only ship to 48 US continental state in the US
16:51:44 AgentCindy
do you have relatives here?
16:51:53 Customerhenk
No
16:52:03 Customerhenk
But why do you don't ship?
16:52:35 AgentCindy
I apologize sir...because of some damge issues being shipped abroad
16:53:07 Customerhenk
But you dont ship overseas?
16:54:30 AgentCindy
No sir we dont ...only to 48 continental state in the US
16:54:38 Customerhenk
why?
16:55:50 AgentCindy
Like I said to avoid damaged parts being shipped abroad and I think some custom issues
16:56:30 AgentCindy
you can contact your local dealer or local parts store. Is there anything else I can assist you with?
16:58:41 Customerhenk
In the time you were shipping, were it sailboats or other boats?
16:59:05 AgentCindy
thru air
16:59:27 Customerhenk
why is it clalled shipping then?
17:01:07 AgentCindy
shipping can be thru Air , water or ground
17:01:37 AgentCindy
anyway , I really apologize but we no longer ship International
17:01:52 AgentCindy
Please check the part with your local dealer or local parts store
17:02:14 AgentCindy
Thank you and have a nice day
17:02:26 Customerhenk
I think you are wrong
17:02:33 Customerhenk
ships can't fly
17:03:52 AgentCindy
Okay sir , but still we cant send the part to Holland, If you have relatives or friends in 48 continental state in the US please let us know and we would be glad to assist you with the part
17:04:08 AgentCindy
Thank you and have a nice day
17:05:59 SystemSystem
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Firstwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 21:27
quote:
Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 20:48 schreef First het volgende:
SystemSystem
Thank you for contacting Live Help
20:41:13 SystemSystem
Roy has joined this session!
20:41:13 SystemSystem
Connected with Roy
20:41:13 AgentRoy
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
20:41:18 Customercustomerkees
hello
20:41:28 AgentRoy
Hi..
20:41:35 Customercustomerkees
first i would like to know, are you a human, cause my questions may be difficult for bots if you are human plz type 1234abcd to make sure you are human
20:42:03 AgentRoy
Fine..
20:42:08 AgentRoy
1234abcd
20:42:19 Customercustomerkees
ty :0
20:42:28 AgentRoy
Is that enough for you to confirm that I'm a human being?
20:42:29 Customercustomerkees
cool whould have suspected they would have bots
20:42:33 Customercustomerkees
yes
20:42:36 Customercustomerkees
thats enough
20:42:43 Customercustomerkees
no not enough
20:42:52 AgentRoy
Nope.. We have live people sitting in front of computers here to help you..
20:42:59 Customercustomerkees
i would like to know the colour of your eyes to make sure you arent a bot
20:43:44 AgentRoy
Hmmm, personal details are not supposed to be shared.. Anyway I've green eyes..
20:44:01 Customercustomerkees
I love green eyes <3
20:44:09 Customercustomerkees
i got purple eyes
20:44:44 AgentRoy
Okay.. Enough of this.. Please proceed with the question..
20:45:09 Customercustomerkees
i realy felt we had something special but if you want to talk about business
20:45:52 Customercustomerkees
I am looking for a part for my aunts car that got killed in an exident
20:46:09 AgentRoy
Okay.. Part name please.
20:46:19 AgentRoy
Are you from Netherlands?
20:46:24 Customercustomerkees
yes why you ask?
20:47:59 AgentRoy
I just now noticed the IP and we have filed a case to the authorities which is related to the IP from Netherlands.. We are getting lots of chat from Netherland who keeps posting this chat transcript in a blog..
20:48:25 AgentRoy
So we have submitted everything to the crime department.. Waiting for them to take the action soon..


Ze hebben ons door , hoe serieus moet ik dit nemen ?
Is dit gewoon bluf?
Blackninjadudewoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 21:41


http://www.justeat.nl/pages/frontpage.aspx

Alternatief misschien? Ik heb geen fancy hide IP prog dus ik laat het hier maar aan jullie over
Mofwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 21:53
quote:
Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 21:41 schreef Blackninjadude het volgende:
[ afbeelding ]

http://www.justeat.nl/pages/frontpage.aspx

Alternatief misschien? Ik heb geen fancy hide IP prog dus ik laat het hier maar aan jullie over
quote:
Hallo, mijn naam is Birgit. Hoe kan ik u helpen?
Jack:
Goedenavond!
Jack:
Jullie bezorgen toch in Nederland?
Birgit:
Ja, naar welk restaurant kijkt u?

Jack:
Uitstekend! Ik zou graag een Volvo PCV Oil Trap willen bestellen
Jack:
Type: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
Birgit:
veel geluk daarmee

Jack:
Is die op voorraad?
Birgit:
neen, spijtig genoeg niet

Jack:
Dat is een tegenvaller
Jack:
Bedankt voor de moeite!
Jack:
En nog een prettige avond
Birgit:
U ook


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MeuLwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 21:58
lol prachtig
HuHuwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 22:00
Birgit gaat een drukke avond krijgen in d'r eentje.
HuHuwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 22:05
quote:
Hallo, mijn naam is Birgit. Hoe kan ik u helpen?
James:
Hi Birgit... do you speak English ?
James:
I want some food, but I don't understand your site
Birgit:
Yes I do, how can I help
James:
How can I order ?
James:
I found my postal code, but I don't understand if they deliver in Woerden
Birgit:
ok
Birgit:
if the come up under that postcode they should deliver there
James:
OK, that's nice
James:
and... will you be delivering it ?
Birgit:
if you want to double check you can call the restaurant after you order, you will receive their phonenumber in the confimation email
Birgit:
I'm afraid not, I work for Just Eat, not the restaurant
James:
that's a pity, because I like your picture
James:
is there a way to have you delivered ?
James:
maybe we could go out some time
Birgit:
Very unlikely as I am in London and you in woerden
James:
I'll be traveling back next monday, so that's no problem for me
James:
can I have your phone number ?
James:
I will arrange a romantic dinner, not just some call-in fast-food thingy like this
James:
but really classy, with style, some candle-lights, red wine, roses...
Birgit heeft het gesprek verlaten.
Jammer .
R-drywoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 22:10
Nadat ik een paar keer om boerenkool heb gevraagd krijg ik geen eens een kans meer
quote:
Hallo, mijn naam is Birgit. Hoe kan ik u helpen?
Birgit heeft het gesprek verlaten.

Edit : Na een paar keer babbelen
quote:
Helaas is er op dit moment geen klantenservice medewerker beschikbaar. Als u wilt kunt u hieronder een bericht achter laten. Wij zullen daarop zo snel mogelijk reageren. Hartelijk bedankt.


[ Bericht 24% gewijzigd door R-dry op 25-06-2008 22:20:06 ]
Oldenzaalwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 22:36
quote:
SystemSystem
Connected with Mari
22:28:04 AgentMari
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
22:28:12 CustomerOldenzaal
Hello!
22:28:21 AgentMari
hi there
22:28:29 AgentMari
how can i help you?
22:28:36 CustomerOldenzaal
I'm dying to know if you have any parts for the BMWx6 already
22:29:08 CustomerOldenzaal
Because i have 1, but my front bumper was stolen by some turkish people over here, who won the soccer match
22:29:25 CustomerOldenzaal
So i need a front bumper BMWX6
22:29:44 AgentMari
oh my that is terrible, is it the 2008 X6 that you are referring to?
22:29:55 CustomerOldenzaal
YES!
22:30:08 CustomerOldenzaal
That's why i was so mad!
22:30:13 CustomerOldenzaal
It is a brand new car!
22:30:34 AgentMari
i am sorry for this one we do not have parts of it yet however you can try the BMW site it self
22:30:34 AgentMari
Phone: 201-307-4000 Toll free: 800-831-1117 Fax: 201-930-8362 Website: www.bmwusa.com
22:30:44 AgentMari
yes its indeed brand new
22:30:59 CustomerOldenzaal
Do you like the car? I won the lottery last month!
22:31:04 AgentMari
and its really horrible for that man to do that
22:31:14 AgentMari
i have seen it and its really nice
22:31:22 CustomerOldenzaal
I know, but its hard to track him or her down, because they al look alike!
22:31:29 AgentMari
lucky!
22:31:55 CustomerOldenzaal
But, another question, if i may ask
22:32:04 AgentMari
but its sad that the bumper was stolen
22:32:08 AgentMari
yes what is it please
22:32:10 CustomerOldenzaal
How much do you get for this job?
22:32:19 CustomerOldenzaal
Because i want to do it as well!
22:32:22 CustomerOldenzaal
Is it fun?
22:32:54 AgentMari
) yes its really fun and we get to help other people however we can not disclose that information regarding the rate we are getting
22:33:18 CustomerOldenzaal
Ok, not even when i talk to your boss? Or is that impossible?
22:33:50 AgentMari
try to email us please customerservice@autopartswarehouse.com
22:33:54 AgentMari
and you can inquire there
22:33:57 CustomerOldenzaal
Ok, thank you very much!!!
22:34:15 AgentMari
you are welcome, you have a wonderful day!
kraznywoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 22:39
Kan je niet gewoon een proxyserver instellen? Dan heb je dat gezeik met banned IP's ook niet én je kan niet echt achterhaald worden
Zotheidwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 23:03
quote:
Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 22:00 schreef HuHu het volgende:
Birgit gaat een drukke avond krijgen in d'r eentje.
Ze ging om half 11 dicht. Daar gaat m'n turkse pizza.
deepartwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 23:41
HAHA police department... Worden we dalijk op gepakt voor vragen stellen
Sebasserwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 23:42
Ik heb ze twee weken geleden nog gesproken, had het gesprek opgeslagen alleen ik kan het niet meer terugvinden.
Sebasserwoensdag 25 juni 2008 @ 23:49
quote:
Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 23:41 schreef deepart het volgende:
HAHA police department... Worden we dalijk op gepakt voor vragen stellen
Ik ben benieuwd of hun tolk ook op FOK! zit.
shavilovesnetherlandsdonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 01:09
Hahahaha ....

Hoe zijn jullie van Nederland! Miss me?! Dat gaat zo mooi dat u hebben gevraagd om mijn naam door middel van chatten. Dat gaat zo leuk om te weten dat uw manier van bugging iemand serieus werken. Ga verder dat, en u zult slagen. Hoe dan ook, wat je zaait is wat je ook oogsten.

Moge God Bless u allen.
shavilovesnetherlandsdonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 01:10
Hahahaha....

How are you guys of Netherlands! Miss me?! Its so nice that you have asked for my name through chat. Its so nice to know that it is your way of bugging someone seriously working. Continue that, and you will prosper. Anyway, what you sow is what you will also reap.

May God Bless you all.
Meddodonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 01:10
quote:
Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 01:09 schreef shavilovesnetherlands het volgende:
Hahahaha ....

Hoe zijn jullie van Nederland! Miss me?! Dat gaat zo mooi dat u hebben gevraagd om mijn naam door middel van chatten. Dat gaat zo leuk om te weten dat uw manier van bugging iemand serieus werken. Ga verder dat, en u zult slagen. Hoe dan ook, wat je zaait is wat je ook oogsten.

Moge God Bless u allen.
wat een vertaling

moge god u ook blessen
Meddodonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 01:12
And if you want, we can contact your boss and tell him you helped us great! So you will get paid better
erikklldonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 01:14
quote:
Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 01:10 schreef shavilovesnetherlands het volgende:
Hahahaha....

How are you guys of Netherlands! Miss me?! Its so nice that you have asked for my name through chat. Its so nice to know that it is your way of bugging someone seriously working. Continue that, and you will prosper. Anyway, what you sow is what you will also reap.

May God Bless you all.
That Dutch translation was terrible!

Can i PLEASE know the color of your eyes?
erikklldonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 01:18
quote:
Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 01:12 schreef Meddo het volgende:
And if you want, we can contact your boss and tell him you helped us great! So you will get paid better
A dog has a boss.

Employer!
Enchanterdonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 01:43
quote:
Leonelle has joined this session!
1:38:36 SystemSystem
Connected with Leonelle
1:38:41 AgentLeonelle
Welcome to Live Help! How may I help you today?
1:38:51 CustomerWuppie
I need some parts for my volvo
1:39:01 AgentLeonelle
Yes?
1:39:14 CustomerWuppie
Do I get free Welpies with them ?
1:39:41 AgentLeonelle
What do you mean by Welpies?
1:40:06 CustomerWuppie
You never heard of Welpies ?
1:40:24 AgentLeonelle
yes sir.
1:41:08 CustomerWuppie
Well , anyway , I like to prder , 1 patat met , 2 goulashkroketten , 1 berenhap met satésaus en 3 milkshakes aardbeien
1:41:16 CustomerWuppie
Do you ship to the netherlands ?
1:41:26 AgentLeonelle
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
1:41:32 CustomerWuppie
Thats too bad
1:41:46 AgentLeonelle
Is there anything else I can help you with?
1:42:14 CustomerWuppie
No , yopu cant help me with anything , only Welpies helpen , you know form alle welpies helpen , thanx for your time
1:42:31 AgentLeonelle
Thank you for visiting our website. If you need more parts for your vehicle please don't hesitate to look for my name "Leonelle" in live chat and I'd be willing to help you in anything you need. Have a nice day!
1:42:31 SystemSystem
Leonelle has left this session!
1:42:31 SystemSystem
The session has ended!
Ze hebben geen welpies


/edit lekker engels van mijn kant weer
Queen_Beedonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 02:39
quote:
Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 12:55 schreef PeZu het volgende:

[..]

je kan noch thans wel posten
Met laptop wel ja
James1988donderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 03:45
quote:
2:57:40 System
Jeff has joined this session!
2:57:40 System
Connected with Jeff
2:57:45 Jeff
Welcome to live chat sales, how may I help you?
2:57:50 Bob
hi Jeff
2:58:25 Jeff
hello there bob
2:58:35 Jeff
how may I help you tonight?
2:58:58 Bob
well, i'd like to know if you have some things in stock
2:59:20 Jeff
like what part?
3:00:05 Bob
i need a oil trap for my volvo
3:00:30 Bob
a pcv-thingie, you know what i mean?
3:01:00 Jeff
yes let me check if we have the part for your car
3:01:05 Jeff
please hold
3:01:08 Bob
ok np
3:01:10 Jeff
may I have the make, year, model of your car?
3:01:43 Bob
it's blue
3:01:44 Bob
and uhm
3:02:10 Bob
just a sec
3:02:21 Jeff
ok
3:02:27 Jeff
take your time
3:02:29 Bob
a 66 variomatic
3:02:38 Bob
built in 86 i believe
3:03:34 Jeff
is that a s70, model like that
3:04:11 Bob
uhm, wai
3:04:13 Bob
wait
3:04:17 Bob
i found the exact part i need
3:04:21 Bob
i need a Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
3:04:40 Jeff
ok let me check that
3:04:45 Jeff
please hold
3:05:51 Jeff
thats a 760 model
3:06:29 Bob
ahhh yes
3:06:40 Bob
well you know, i'm an old man... not really up to date with all car parts anymore
3:06:47 Bob
my son bobby told me what i should get
3:07:21 Jeff
don't worry I will assist you with your needs sir
3:07:28 Bob
that's very friendly of you
3:07:37 Bob
do you ship to london?
3:07:46 Jeff
thats why we are here
3:08:32 Bob
- but do you ship to london?
3:09:01 Jeff
I apologize but we currently do not ship out of the 48
continental states of USA.
3:09:16 Bob
but i'm in the usa
3:09:26 Jeff
but if you have an address that you can use here I can help you with that
3:09:33 Jeff
thats great
3:09:42 Bob
you never heard of London, Ohio??!
3:10:26 Jeff
no sir
3:10:51 Jeff
sorry bout that
3:11:00 Bob
tssk - go back to school
3:11:14 Bob
while we're at it - could you connect me to Shavi? she's such a nice girl
3:12:22 Jeff
ok sir please hold, but our session will be cut off if I transfer you to shavi
3:12:36 Bob
ok - thanks
3:13:27 System
You are being transferred to another Agent. Please stand by...
3:13:27 System
Jeff has left this session!
quote:
3:13:27 System
Shavi has joined this session!
3:13:27 System
Connected with Shavi
3:13:33 Shavi
Hello! My name is Sharon. How may I assist you today?
3:13:41 Bob
hiya sharon, bob from london here
3:13:43 Bob
how are you?
3:13:52 Shavi
Hi
3:14:28 Bob
i have a question for you...
3:15:05 Bob
i hope you can help me?
3:15:27 Shavi
are you looking to purchase an item?
3:15:30 Bob
yes i am
3:15:33 Bob
do you ship to london?
3:16:59 Bob
hello?!?
3:18:36 Shavi
are you a member of this forum: We do not ship to the Netherlands
3:18:43 Bob
no i'm not
3:18:56 Bob
what country is that, new zealand or something?
3:20:28 Shavi
I would like to inform you that we no longer ship internationally. However, please let me know if you have an address, a friend, or relative within the 48 continental states of USA. Since, you can use their address as your shipping address where we could deliver your order
3:20:38 Bob
i'm not asking you to ship internationally... i'm in the usa
3:21:14 Bob
jeesh, you never heard of london, ohio?
3:21:47 Shavi
have you already stated that to me?
3:21:59 Bob
you're slow sharon... could you please transfer me to Phoebe? i chatted to her a few days ago and she was much quicker to respond
3:26:25 Bob
hello?!
3:29:16 Bob
Sharon, you ok? you need help or something? should i call 911?
3:30:31 Bob
i'm going to call an ambulance if you don't respond in 5 minutes, sharon - i'm worried
3:35:04 Bob
Shavi, i'm going to call an ambulance right now!
3:37:39 Bob
they'll be there in 10 minutes
3:37:48 Bob
i hope they're in time to save you
3:44:12 Bob
well i'm leaving - all the best, i hope you're not too ill for the ambulance
3:44:14 Bob
bye shavi
Wat een kreng, die Shavi...
quote:
3:47:54 System
Gwen has joined this session!
3:47:54 System
Connected with Gwen
3:48:03 Bob
hello
3:48:04 Gwen
Hello there. How may I help you today?
3:48:14 Bob
hi, i have 3 questions for you
3:48:33 Bob
do you ship to london?
3:48:49 Gwen
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
3:48:55 Bob
i am in the US
3:49:04 Bob
london, ohio - ever heard of it?
3:49:29 Gwen
Sorry for that typo, Sorry we are in Carson CA
3:49:29 Gwen
yes we do ship
3:49:36 Bob
ok cool
3:49:49 Gwen
can I have the part number you are looking for ?
3:49:59 Bob
question number two: could you check with Shavi after this chat? she didn't respond earlier on, i think she fainted
3:50:09 Bob
i called an ambulance, it should be there in about 10 minutes i think
3:50:39 Gwen
Sorry for the inconvience we were facing some technical problem
3:50:44 Gwen
How can I help you Bob
3:50:56 Bob
ok
3:51:01 Bob
final question, i'd like to order something
3:51:13 Gwen
yes please
3:51:22 Bob
but i'm not sure who's going to deliver it? are you coming to bring it to my house?
3:52:00 Gwen
It will be delivered to you in 5-7 business days or less through UPS or fedex
3:52:20 Gwen
Can I have the part number you are looking to order ?
3:52:43 Bob
i'd like to order a 42, a 57 and a 64
3:53:35 Gwen
can I have the full part numbers
3:53:56 Bob
hmm, i thought these were the full numbers
3:53:59 Bob
can i give you the names?
3:54:10 Gwen
sure
3:54:23 Bob
ok, i'd like to order a burrito, french fries and a coke
3:55:10 Gwen
This is professional chat session, Do you have any questions regarding the car parts
3:55:30 Bob
car parts? i thought i was contacting Al's Burrito Palace...
3:55:59 Bob
looks like Al's out of business then... can you recommend me another burrito place in ohio?
3:56:15 Gwen
Sorry I am not sure on this
3:56:20 Gwen
Thankyou
3:56:20 System
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[ Bericht 22% gewijzigd door James1988 op 26-06-2008 04:11:43 ]
Enchanterdonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 08:15
Die gasten worden echt helemaal gek van Fok! (hoop ik )
Xithdonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 08:25
Mensen ze kunnen niet je IP doorgeven aan de Politie want, naast vele andere redenen, zullen ze je niet oppakken voor deze civiele zaak - en gaat al zeker geen IP gegevens opgraven bij internetleveranciers.
deepartdonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 09:41
quote:
Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 08:25 schreef Xith het volgende:
Mensen ze kunnen niet je IP doorgeven aan de Politie want, naast vele andere redenen, zullen ze je niet oppakken voor deze civiele zaak - en gaat al zeker geen IP gegevens opgraven bij internetleveranciers.
En als ze dat wel deden... Wat dan nog
nieuws.donderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 09:56
Hallo, mijn naam is Birgit. Hoe kan ik u helpen?
frans_B:
Hallo
frans_B:
Jullie bezorgen toch in Nederland?
Birgit:
Ja, naar welk restaurant kijkt u?
frans_B:
Uitstekend! ik wil graag een pizza!
Birgit:
wat voor 1
frans_B:
Is die op voorraad?
Birgit:
Dan moet ik wel weten welke pizza u wilt, meneer.
frans_B:
Gewoon, een pizza.
frans_B:
Neem je me nou in de maling?
frans_B:
Laat maar zitten met deze service hoor! tot ziens en een fijne avond...
Birgit:
U ook
nieuws.donderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 09:59
Helaas is er op dit moment geen klantenservice medewerker beschikbaar. Als u wilt kunt u hieronder een bericht achter laten. Wij zullen daarop zo snel mogelijk reageren. Hartelijk bedankt.
frans_b:
Kankerzooi!
tralalaladonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 10:04
quote:
Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 09:56 schreef nieuws. het volgende:
Kan je nu al pizza bestellen?
Firstdonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 10:05
quote:
Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 09:41 schreef deepart het volgende:

[..]

En als ze dat wel deden... Wat dan nog
Mijn ouders
nieuws.donderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 10:10
quote:
Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 10:04 schreef tralalala het volgende:

[..]

Kan je nu al pizza bestellen?
Nee die eerste was van gister... Die had ik nog niet geplaatst..
Kjellekedonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 10:28
System
Gwen has joined this session!
System
Connected with Gwen
Gwen
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Kjelleke
hello gwen
Kjelleke
prove to me you are not a bot, by saying AARS
Gwen
I am a live person
Kjelleke
can you prove it?
Gwen
May I know the parts you are looking for
Gwen
AARS
Kjelleke
im looking for a Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
Gwen
Please allow me to look into the information for you. Would you mind holding a moment?
Kjelleke
yes
Gwen
Can I have the exact year /
Gwen
?
Kjelleke
i tought 1980
Kjelleke
but not sure
Gwen
May I know where are you located ?
Kjelleke
Holland
Gwen
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
Kjelleke
o, but it is nog internationally
Kjelleke
Holland, Texas
Kjelleke
you're not a geograpic wonder are you?
Gwen
is it ?
Gwen
Holland is not in texas
Kjelleke
you're questioning my knowledge of my hometown?
Kjelleke
i know its small, but you can't ignore Holland
Gwen
I know holland is not in texas, because even i am from texas
Kjelleke
you do not type like someone from texas, prove me you're from Texas by saying LULHANNES
Gwen
We do have your IP address recorded and we do have all the informations
Gwen
Thankyou
Kjelleke
did i give permission for that?
Kjelleke
i don't like suprises
Kjelleke
what if i would tell you that i have all the informations of you GWEN!
Kjelleke
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
Kjelleke
AND WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
Gwen
Have a great day
Kjelleke
thankyou
Kjelleke
same to you!
Kjelleke
but i want my part
Gwen
i am sorry, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally.
Kjelleke
i know that
Kjelleke
you said that already
Kjelleke
ship it to Holland, Texas
System
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Enchanterdonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 10:36
quote:
Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 10:28 schreef Kjelleke het volgende:
System
Gwen has joined this session!
System
Connected with Gwen
Gwen
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Kjelleke
hello gwen
Kjelleke
prove to me you are not a bot, by saying AARS
Gwen
I am a live person
Kjelleke
can you prove it?
Gwen
May I know the parts you are looking for
Gwen
AARS
Kjelleke
im looking for a Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
Gwen
Please allow me to look into the information for you. Would you mind holding a moment?
Kjelleke
yes
Gwen
Can I have the exact year /
Gwen
?
Kjelleke
i tought 1980
Kjelleke
but not sure
Gwen
May I know where are you located ?
Kjelleke
Holland
Gwen
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
Kjelleke
o, but it is nog internationally
Kjelleke
Holland, Texas
Kjelleke
you're not a geograpic wonder are you?
Gwen
is it ?
Gwen
Holland is not in texas
Kjelleke
you're questioning my knowledge of my hometown?
Kjelleke
i know its small, but you can't ignore Holland
Gwen
I know holland is not in texas, because even i am from texas
Kjelleke
you do not type like someone from texas, prove me you're from Texas by saying LULHANNES
Gwen
We do have your IP address recorded and we do have all the informations
Gwen
Thankyou
Kjelleke
did i give permission for that?
Kjelleke
i don't like suprises
Kjelleke
what if i would tell you that i have all the informations of you GWEN!
Kjelleke
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
Kjelleke
AND WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
Gwen
Have a great day
Kjelleke
thankyou
Kjelleke
same to you!
Kjelleke
but i want my part
Gwen
i am sorry, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally.
Kjelleke
i know that
Kjelleke
you said that already
Kjelleke
ship it to Holland, Texas
System
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I know what you did last summer
freissdonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 10:43
quote:
Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 10:28 schreef Kjelleke het volgende:
System
Gwen has joined this session!
System
Connected with Gwen
Gwen
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Kjelleke
hello gwen
Kjelleke
prove to me you are not a bot, by saying AARS
Gwen
I am a live person
Kjelleke
can you prove it?
Gwen
May I know the parts you are looking for
Gwen
AARS
Kjelleke
im looking for a Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
Gwen
Please allow me to look into the information for you. Would you mind holding a moment?
Kjelleke
yes
Gwen
Can I have the exact year /
Gwen
?
Kjelleke
i tought 1980
Kjelleke
but not sure
Gwen
May I know where are you located ?
Kjelleke
Holland
Gwen
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
Kjelleke
o, but it is nog internationally
Kjelleke
Holland, Texas
Kjelleke
you're not a geograpic wonder are you?
Gwen
is it ?
Gwen
Holland is not in texas
Kjelleke
you're questioning my knowledge of my hometown?
Kjelleke
i know its small, but you can't ignore Holland
Gwen
I know holland is not in texas, because even i am from texas
Kjelleke
you do not type like someone from texas, prove me you're from Texas by saying LULHANNES
Gwen
We do have your IP address recorded and we do have all the informations
Gwen
Thankyou
Kjelleke
did i give permission for that?
Kjelleke
i don't like suprises
Kjelleke
what if i would tell you that i have all the informations of you GWEN!
Kjelleke
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
Kjelleke
AND WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
Gwen
Have a great day
Kjelleke
thankyou
Kjelleke
same to you!
Kjelleke
but i want my part
Gwen
i am sorry, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally.
Kjelleke
i know that
Kjelleke
you said that already
Kjelleke
ship it to Holland, Texas
System
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System
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http://maps.google.nl/maps?q=holland+texas&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&resnum=1&ct=title
Kjellekedonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 10:44
quote:
http://maps.google.nl/maps?q=holland+texas&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&resnum=1&ct=title
ik weet waar ik over praat!
Firstdonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 10:56
Wat is er daar aan de hand? ze zeggen alleen hallo en zeggen daarna niks meer ook niet als je een serieus gesprek wilt aan te knopen.
kan het een ip block zijn?
Kjellekedonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 10:58
10:52:38 System
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10:52:39 Jeff
Welcome to live chat sales, how may I help you?
10:52:56 Kjelleke
yes, i would like to speak to Gwen
10:53:18 Jeff
please hold while I transfer
10:53:33 System
You are being transferred to another Agent. Please stand by...
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10:53:38 System
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10:53:58 System
You are being transferred to another Agent. Please stand by...
10:53:58 System
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10:54:08 System
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10:54:08 System
Connected with Gwen
10:54:13 Gwen
Hello there. How may I help you today?
10:54:14 Kjelleke
hello Gwen
10:54:26 Kjelleke
I've got prove that Holland is in Texas
10:54:28 Kjelleke
http://maps.google.nl/maps?q=holland+texas&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&resnum=1&ct=title
10:54:41 Kjelleke
stupid
10:54:50 Kjelleke
I hope you learn from it!
10:55:48 Gwen
okay
10:55:57 Gwen
Thankyou
10:55:58 System
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ze blijft nog beleefd, nu nog ff haar de huid volschelden!
eintweidrei1234donderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 11:13
Pssst.... http://lc2.livecom.net/lc/index.lc?acc=90038<ID=LT-8281846-20060828-

de wehkamp....
Kjellekedonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 11:15
11:00:30 System
Charles has joined this session!
11:00:30 System
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11:00:30 Charles
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
11:00:38 Charles
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
11:00:39 Kjelleke
i would like to speak to Gwen
11:01:30 Charles
She has left for the day
11:01:51 Kjelleke
she should
11:02:01 Kjelleke
i would like to file al complaint about her
11:02:20 Kjelleke
you Know Holland?
11:02:25 Charles
Regarding
11:02:33 Kjelleke
do you know Holland
11:02:39 Kjelleke
she doesn't
11:02:55 Charles
Zip code please ?
11:03:58 Charles
Are we connected ?
11:04:02 Kjelleke
only if you know where holland is!
11:04:14 Kjelleke
i feel ignored
11:04:23 Kjelleke
only because i live in a small town
11:04:50 Charles
Ok i will help you ..Can I have the zip code please ?
11:04:54 Kjelleke
no
11:05:04 Kjelleke
tell me where Holland is
11:05:15 Kjelleke
just to check you're knowledge
11:05:20 Charles
Sorry then I cant help you
11:05:36 Charles
Unless you tell me the Zip code I can help you
11:05:46 Kjelleke
what a stupid company you are
11:06:23 Kjelleke
you're knowledge of the US and A is just terrible
11:06:55 Kjelleke
how can you help people when you don't know anything
11:07:15 Charles
2 or 4 wheel drive?
11:07:23 Kjelleke
yes
11:07:40 Charles
Are you looking to purchase from us? Shall I take you through a secured order process,get the order done correctly and see to that if it ships out in time?
11:08:26 Kjelleke
i want to purchase a Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
11:09:30 Charles
Ok give me the billing and Shipping Address please So that I can process your order
11:09:40 Kjelleke
retard
11:10:07 Kjelleke
TX 76534

11:10:35 Charles
Sorry I have checked on the parts and it is currently out of stock
11:10:35 Charles
I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
11:10:51 Kjelleke
yes, do you now know where HOLLAND IS?
11:11:05 Charles
Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites.Its been pleasure assisting you.
11:11:10 Charles
Yes I do
11:11:15 Charles
It is a small town
11:11:20 Kjelleke
where?
11:11:25 Charles
bye take care
11:11:29 Kjelleke
stupid fucks
11:11:40 System
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iedereen moet toch weten waar Holland ligt, het zelfde geld voor America, Brabant
Kjellekedonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 11:40
de laatste van vandaag! wat blijftie aardig

Hogg is een goeie gozert


11:23:18 System
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11:23:18 Hogg
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
11:23:31 Kjelleke
are you a relative of Boss Hogg
11:23:48 Hogg
Yes..
11:23:54 Hogg
Are you looking for any parts ?
11:24:00 Kjelleke
yes..
11:24:12 Kjelleke
is he your dad?
11:24:18 Hogg
May I know the part ?
11:24:43 Hogg
Where are you located /
11:24:47 Kjelleke
holland
11:24:58 Hogg
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
11:25:16 Kjelleke
holland, michigan
11:25:21 Kjelleke
stupid fuck
11:25:28 Hogg
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
11:25:31 Kjelleke
i just hate it when you do that
11:25:46 Hogg
This is professional chat.
11:25:53 Kjelleke
off cource
11:26:07 Kjelleke
then you should know where Holland is
11:26:28 Kjelleke
go back to primary school
11:26:53 Hogg
We are glad to be of help. Thank you.
11:26:58 Hogg
Bye!
11:27:03 Kjelleke
bye Boss HOgg
11:27:18 Hogg
Bye
11:27:22 Kjelleke
stupid
11:27:43 Hogg
You are welcome
11:27:53 Kjelleke
you're a positive person
11:28:06 Kjelleke
maybe i could like you, if you knew where Holland is
11:28:43 Hogg
Sorry no
11:29:58 Hogg
Thank you for visiting our website.
11:30:03 Hogg
Bye!
11:30:07 Kjelleke
don't i get a chance to order?
11:30:29 Kjelleke
duke of hazzard
11:30:38 Hogg
Do you have any US shipping address ?
11:30:41 Kjelleke
yes
11:30:54 Kjelleke
602 Michigan Ave
Holland, MI 49423
11:30:58 Hogg
Can I have the address please ?
11:31:10 Kjelleke
i just gave it
11:31:33 Hogg
May I have the Part Number (or SKU) Please....
11:31:50 Kjelleke
i would like a Broodje Bal
11:31:58 Kjelleke
met pindasaus
11:32:09 Kjelleke
en rap een beetje
11:32:10 Kjelleke
!
11:32:18 Hogg
May I know the exact part name or part # you are looking for?
11:32:28 Kjelleke
12
11:33:23 Hogg
Please give me the correct part name or part number .
11:33:34 Kjelleke
broodje bal 12
11:33:39 Kjelleke
thats what i know
11:34:03 Hogg
I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
11:34:15 Kjelleke
hows the weather over there?
11:34:33 Hogg
It is nice...
11:34:38 Hogg
Have a good one !
11:34:43 Hogg
Bye!
11:34:49 Kjelleke
Bye again!
11:34:54 Kjelleke
you passed the test
11:35:18 Hogg
Thank you!
11:35:31 Kjelleke
dickhead
11:35:53 Hogg
Have a nice day
deepartdonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 11:47
quote:
Vincent
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
11:36:59

baas
hello.. i spoke to you yesterday

11:37:26
baas
you're there fulltime?

11:37:47
Vincent
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.

11:37:55
baas
what?

11:38:21
baas
you have brains from an elephant?

11:38:43
Vincent
I apologize, I am not that familiar with this particular information. I suggest you to check with the local dealer or local mechanic.

11:38:50
baas
Im wondering if you have spoilers.

11:39:03
Vincent
Please give me the following information to place the order
Your First & Last Name as in the credit card
Billing address as registered with your credit card company
Day time phone number & E-mail address [ For Order Confirmation ].

11:39:43
baas
you're a robot? Because i just asked for a spoiler.. I don't have a CC

11:39:58
Vincent
Is there anything else I can help you with today?

11:40:15
baas
a spoiler and air filter

11:40:36
baas
the air filter is because my girlfriend farted

11:40:54
Vincent
I have filed you the return form. You will get the RMA number through e-mail within 2 to 3 business days.Please check the e-mail for further details about returning the part.

11:41:37
baas
Did you fall asleep on the keyboard? You put in some strange macro's

11:42:03
Vincent
All cats carry a 2 year or 24,000 mile warranty.

11:42:33
baas
I know someone named vincent. He has a very big nose. Very wierd..

11:42:50
Vincent
Sorry, We provide only part search help with correct part# and Exact Part Name , For technical Queries please contact your local mechanic or dealer

11:43:06
baas
Dealer? Im not doint drug dude

11:43:11
baas
doing*

11:43:43
baas
But DO you have a air filter and how much does it cost? Its for a 444

11:43:56
Vincent
All warranties (accept for parts that wear, rotors, brake pads Belts etc) are 12 months from the date of purchase. Anything after that is not covered under warranty.

11:44:32
baas
Vincent.. You did pop some pills or what? I ask you a serious question

11:44:52
Vincent
Thank you for visiting our website. Good Bye!!!
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Hij doet wat random macro's, de lullo
Firstdonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 11:53
Heel gesprek met chase gehad vandaag


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11:31:07 System
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11:31:07 Chase
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
11:31:11 Naomi
hello
11:31:16 Naomi
are you a bot?
11:32:16 Chase
no
11:32:17 Chase
why?
11:32:32 Naomi
realy if you arent a bot type KANKERKACHEl
11:33:22 Chase
what?
11:33:27 Chase
what are you talking about?
11:33:32 Naomi
want to be sure if you arent a bot
11:33:42 Chase
fine
11:33:52 Chase
concern please?
11:33:56 Naomi
?
11:33:59 Naomi
what you mean
11:34:19 Naomi
might be a little bit off topic question but do you know fok?
11:34:19 Chase
what is your concern?
11:34:38 Naomi
that i am wasting my valuable time talking to a bot
11:35:07 Chase
yeah i know
11:35:17 Naomi
you know fok?
11:35:17 Chase
so what is your concern please?
11:35:24 Naomi
you mean what i want?
11:35:37 Chase
yes
11:36:00 Naomi
i would like to know if you have the part PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230 in stock
11:36:52 Chase
we still do not have it in stock,
11:37:02 Chase
we stop selling it.
11:37:07 Naomi
why?
11:37:22 Naomi
because it was to populair?
11:37:52 Chase
nope
11:38:07 Chase
few order are being place for that..
11:38:17 Chase
so we decided not to have it here.
11:38:19 Naomi
it's quite populair on fok!
11:38:26 Naomi
you know fok?
11:39:22 Naomi
the dutch forum
11:40:14 Naomi
?
11:40:27 Chase
yes but we are not affiliated with Dutch..
11:40:38 Naomi
where do you know it from?
11:41:12 Chase
the dealership can help you with that part..
11:41:18 Naomi
nope
11:41:22 Naomi
they dont have it
11:41:22 Chase
they have all the connection
11:41:29 Naomi
you are quite famous on fok!
11:41:30 Chase
ask them the name\
11:41:36 Chase
of the manufacturer
11:41:37 Naomi
you are a star!
11:41:46 Chase
and part number?
11:41:47 Naomi
how does it feel to be famous on ok?
11:41:56 Naomi
i mean on FOK!?
11:42:52 Chase
nothing, i feel nothing..
11:42:59 Naomi
are you a borg?
11:43:03 Naomi
borg dont feel nothing?
11:43:09 Naomi
or are you a gothic?
11:43:22 Chase
it is just because im used to it..
11:43:30 Naomi
to being famous?
11:43:37 Chase
its like an eveyday menu..
11:43:47 Naomi
i know same here
11:44:02 Naomi
in the beginning it was fun to be a famous porn star but now i would like to be normal
11:44:37 Chase
just ask your dealership for the part number and manufacturers name of the part and thas it,, it would be a great help for you, searching this part.
11:44:44 Naomi
?

11:45:37 Chase
ah ok
11:45:38 Naomi
well actualy im lonely i can't make friends cause when i leave my house i cant talk to strange people cause all my fans follow me
11:45:44 Naomi
thats why i chat
11:46:28 Chase
i get it
11:46:46 Naomi
you have the same problem?
11:46:58 Chase
yah
11:47:02 Chase
chat me
11:47:17 Naomi
already doing that
11:47:27 Chase
censueerd@yahoo.com
11:47:33 Naomi
bedankt
11:47:44 Naomi
i will put it on fok! also
11:47:52 Naomi
so you have more friends to chat whit
11:47:58 Chase
no
11:48:02 Chase
dont
11:48:05 Naomi
why not?
11:48:48 Chase
i dont want to be disturb from time to time,, i choose people to deal with..
11:48:52 Chase
like you..
11:48:56 Naomi
okeey
11:49:02 Chase
i choose you
11:49:08 Naomi
is chavi pretty?
11:49:16 Naomi
she also has a account on fok!
11:49:27 Chase
can i have fok web site add?
11:49:33 Chase
yes
11:49:34 Naomi
yes
11:49:49 Naomi
http://forum.fok.nl/
11:49:52 Naomi
here's link to fok
11:50:04 Naomi
ill give you direct link to topic
11:50:13 Chase
ok
11:50:30 Naomi
its such a slow website
11:50:47 Chase
give me the exact link..
11:50:47 Naomi
were almost ready for part 3
11:50:52 Naomi
We do not ship to the Netherlands
11:50:55 Naomi
their you go
11:51:09 Naomi
their is also a conversation with you on that link
11:51:28 Naomi
are you a girl?

11:51:43 Chase
yes i am
11:51:48 Naomi
are you hot?
11:52:12 Chase
no
11:52:22 Naomi
if i putted your email adress on fok you would get loads of fanmail
11:52:28 Chase
sorry i have to end this session..
11:52:31 Naomi
k bye
11:52:32 Chase
thanks for visiting..
11:52:35 Naomi
np
deepartdonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 12:17
quote:
Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 11:53 schreef First het volgende:
Heel gesprek met chase gehad vandaag
Heel gesprek man
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11:48:40
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11:48:45
Eby
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
11:49:17
baas
Hello, i just talked to vincent and he was sayng the same thing over and over

11:49:26
baas
maybe YOU can help me

11:49:35
Eby
yes,
11:49:43
baas
i have a volvo 444

11:49:50
Eby
How can I help you Baas,
11:50:05
baas
from 1952

11:50:18
baas
Im looking for a air filter

11:51:53
baas
*buzzer*

11:52:05
Eby
Please allow me to look into the information for you. Would you mind holding a moment?
11:52:35
baas
No problem.. Im in a wheelchair

11:52:46
Eby
I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
11:52:55
baas
yes

11:53:11
baas
I need 6 spark plug sparks

11:55:19
baas
Can you find some?

11:55:37
Eby
Just a sec
11:55:37
Eby
Checking...
11:57:02
Eby
I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
11:57:29
baas
Thats not good..

11:57:57
Eby
Thank you for visiting our website.
11:57:59
baas
I cant find them. No1 has those parts

11:58:11
baas
okaj bye
spark plug spark... you get it? MUWHAHAHA
deepartdonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 12:24
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System
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12:18:22
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12:18:27
Nancy
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
12:18:35
papi
Hey nancy

12:18:42
Nancy
Hi
12:19:00
papi
You know some about Volvo?

12:19:22
Nancy
Are you looking for any parts?
12:19:31
papi
Yes, an injector

12:19:37
papi
For fuel

12:19:47
Nancy
What is your vehicle's Make, Model and Year of manufacture?
12:19:57
Nancy
and may I know your location?
12:20:11
papi
Thats alot you want to know girl:P

12:20:38
papi
Its a volvo 444 from 1952. My location is america

12:21:15
papi
How old are you.. If i may ask?

12:21:52
Nancy
Sorry we are here for official chats
12:22:25
papi
Okaj, then i OFFICIALY ask you.. how old are you?:P

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Firstdonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 12:33
quote:
Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 12:24 schreef deepart het volgende:

[..]


Volgens mij is ze ongesteld
Twarresdonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 13:17
Geniaal topic dit..
Ruubstardonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 13:25
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13:22:04 SystemSystem
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13:22:09 AgentVincent
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
13:22:31 CustomerRik
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
13:23:08 CustomerRik
do you know the brand Heineken?
13:23:14 AgentVincent
No
13:23:16 CustomerRik
ohw
13:23:23 CustomerRik
is it friet or patat?
13:23:23 AgentVincent
Where are you located ?
13:23:39 AgentVincent
Where are you located ?
13:24:00 CustomerRik
whe are you located? do not answer my question with a question
13:24:07 CustomerRik
friet or patat ?
13:24:19 AgentVincent
Don't know
13:24:23 CustomerRik
choose one please
13:24:39 AgentVincent
Don't know
13:24:50 CustomerRik
choose 1 patat or 2 friet
13:24:55 CustomerRik
it's a kind of frenchfries
13:24:59 AgentVincent
friet or patat ?
13:25:02 CustomerRik
yes
13:25:11 AgentVincent
friet
13:25:17 CustomerRik
friet it is
13:25:19 CustomerRik
thanks !
Queen_Beedonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 13:30
Patat
deepartdonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 13:39
NEEEEEEEE khad echt een heeel gesprek met een cindy... Druk ik in dit topic op f5 maar net daarvoor schiet dat popupje met het gesprek tevoorschijn dus nou is die weg...

GIng over relaties en alles.... Dat ik die bitch van een vriendin van mij ga dumpen en al

Heb net geprobeerd het gesprek terug te krijgen maar lukt niet
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System
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13:29:33
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13:29:37
Cindy
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
13:30:12
papi
hey there.. i pressed ESC

13:30:58
Cindy
Okay. anyway I have sent the Quote to your email as well as the pictures of the tapered and flat panel air filter
13:31:23
Cindy
YOu can purchase online sir yourself or you can look for assistance
13:31:37
Cindy
or you can look for me for further assistance
13:31:51
papi
Okaj, i will look for the left turning sparks

13:32:11
Cindy
Okay sir and then you can add that part to the cart
13:32:22
papi
you have a copy of the conversation about the sparks and air filter?

13:32:34
Cindy
but its best to get the OE part nunber so i can look up for the correct one
13:32:43
Cindy
No sir
13:32:52
papi
DOnt know all you told me about the spark plugs

13:32:59
Cindy
My supervisor has the conversation
13:33:07
papi
can he send it to me?

13:33:19
Cindy
I dont think sir.....
13:33:27
papi
Ah pitty

13:33:54
Cindy
you just have to look up the year, make and model of your vehicle
13:33:59
Cindy
and then the part you are looking to purchase
13:34:14
Cindy
is there anything else I can assist you with?
13:34:20
papi
Im good in looking... good looking.... you know;) haha

13:34:45
Cindy
Oh Im sure you are sir
13:35:00
papi
You want a photo?:)

13:35:13
papi
maybe we can date, only if you're good looking to

13:35:30
Cindy
Oh sorry sir I am attached
13:35:39
papi
With kids?

13:35:45
Cindy
and Im not good looking
13:35:50
Cindy
no
13:36:06
papi
thats a honest awnser... You helped me very well

13:36:23
Cindy
Anyway sir sorry to cut this nice converation but I need to assist other customers....is there anything else I can assist you with?
13:36:34
papi
i thank you for that... Normally girls look to my pretty face but they are not lissening to what i say

13:37:07
papi
I understand... Good luck today... i call it a day

13:37:21
Cindy
Thank you papi
13:37:31
Cindy
It has been a pleasure assisting you
13:37:39
Cindy
Have a nice day. Good Bye
13:37:45
papi
thanks... pleasure too

13:37:49
papi
bye

13:38:02
System
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braampiedonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 14:45


lol echt geniaal!
Nodachidonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 14:58
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Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 14:45 schreef braampie het volgende:
[ afbeelding ]

lol echt geniaal!
deed ie met opzet

enne allemaal liefdesverhalen die hier zitten te ontwikkelen, zo romantisch
deepartdonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 15:04
The dutch authorities hebben wel iets beters te doen
Firstdonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 15:26
Volgens mij gaan we allemaal de cel in
Queen_Beedonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 15:30
Brat
Nodachidonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 15:38
quote:
Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 15:26 schreef First het volgende:
Volgens mij gaan we allemaal de cel in
gaan jullie daar toch gezellig verder
deepartdonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 15:42
quote:
Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 15:38 schreef Nodachi het volgende:

[..]

gaan jullie daar toch gezellig verder
The warden dissen
Firstdonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 15:43
Gebruiken jullie eigenlijk nog proxy server of iets anders om je IP adres, wil eigenlijk niet weten of he nodig is maar voor dit soort geintjes wil ik het gewoon voor de zekerheid hebben.
Queen_Beedonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 15:45
Sinds ik die hide IP gebruikt heb ben ik internet kwijt wanneer ik weer opnieuw opstart
deepartdonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 15:58
quote:
Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 15:43 schreef First het volgende:
Gebruiken jullie eigenlijk nog proxy server of iets anders om je IP adres, wil eigenlijk niet weten of he nodig is maar voor dit soort geintjes wil ik het gewoon voor de zekerheid hebben.
Nee joh, nergens voor nodig Wat willen ze gaan doen dan? Jou oppakken omdat je een grapje uithaald op een chat kanaal.. Is grootspraak van die mannen omdat ze graag hebben dat het stopt, bang maken
SlimShadydonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 16:00
quote:
Op dinsdag 24 juni 2008 22:03 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:
22:00:04 CustomerTuck 'n Roll
Do you have something else that will fit?
too big too fit in here .
Robardonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 16:00
Hulde voor dit topic, ik heb weer mijn lachsalvo's gehad voor vandaag
freissdonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 16:01
quote:
Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 15:58 schreef deepart het volgende:

[..]

Nee joh, nergens voor nodig Wat willen ze gaan doen dan? Jou oppakken omdat je een grapje uithaald op een chat kanaal.. Is grootspraak van die mannen omdat ze graag hebben dat het stopt, bang maken
Zolang je niets bestelt en zo.
Firstdonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 16:38
quote:
Cause the IP address that you have come from is in Netherlands which is being traced by the authorities at the moment..
kunnen ze me echt niks doen?
Nodachidonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 16:57
quote:
Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 16:38 schreef First het volgende:

[..]

kunnen ze me echt niks doen?
om er compleet zeker van te zijn, kan je beter natuurlijk ophouden.

als ze echt actief op zoek zijn geweest naar een oplossing, hadden ze de volgende dingen allang kunnen doen:

1. contact opnemen met de adminstrator van FOK! om te zeggen dat de users moeten kappen met die vervelende chat
2. iedere ip-adres van Nederland bannen van de chatbox, omdat ze toch niks versturen naar Nederland. (Als iemand echt familielid in de US heeft zitten, kan die persoon echt wel via die persoon het regelen)

in plaats van dit stappen ze over naar het melden van 'cyber-misdaad', ik zou echt niet weten wat ze je kunnen aandoen vanuit Amerika. tijdverspillend voor hun.

edit: ow ja dit houdt cyber-crime in Nederland in:
http://www.meldpuntcybercrime.nl/over_ons/wat_is_cybercrime.html
(of althans waar de politie zich het meest ermee bezig houdt)
Queen_Beedonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 17:00
quote:
Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 16:01 schreef freiss het volgende:

[..]

Zolang je niets bestelt en zo.
Ze versturen toch niets naar Nederland
Queen_Beedonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 17:02
hey hij doet het niet meer
Firstdonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 17:07
quote:
Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 17:02 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:
hey hij doet het niet meer
Hier wel hoor
Queen_Beedonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 17:09
Ik krijg object moved
James1988donderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 17:15
quote:
Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 17:09 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:
Ik krijg object moved
Kreeg ik ook de hele tijd, zowel met een Nederlands als een Belgisch IP-adres. Als ik inlog op de VPS van een vriend, die gehost is in Engeland, lukt het wel.

Zal dus wel een IP-ban zijn, denk ik.
Queen_Beedonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 17:16
quote:
Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 17:15 schreef James1988 het volgende:

[..]

Kreeg ik ook de hele tijd, zowel met een Nederlands als een Belgisch IP-adres. Als ik inlog op de VPS van een vriend, die gehost is in Engeland, lukt het wel.

Zal dus wel een IP-ban zijn, denk ik.
Zonder hide IP krijg ik dat red linus oid, nu had ik een ander hide IP dinges krijg ik dit Maar die eerste kon je maar 3 uur gebruiken en hij maakt mijn internet kapot
James1988donderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 17:28
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17:16:30 System
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17:16:30 Josephine
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
17:16:37 Dave
hello Josephine
17:16:39 Dave
how are you?
17:16:50 Josephine
hi
17:16:54 Josephine
im good Dave
17:17:01 Dave
good to hear
17:17:05 Dave
i'm having a problem
17:17:30 Josephine
let me assist
17:17:53 Dave
when i click the thingie, another thingie opens and something starts spinning but after a while nothing happens
17:19:10 Josephine
I’m sorry i.m not that familiar with this information. Please consult your local mechanic.
17:19:28 Dave
you know, the thingie that starts everything
17:20:26 Josephine
sorry no
17:20:31 Josephine
thanks for visiting
17:20:55 Dave
but this is Live Help?
17:21:05 Dave
i thought you could help me with my hotmail
17:24:57 Dave
i need live help here
Flauw...
R-drydonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 17:52
Welke live help chat is dat ?
James1988donderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 18:06
Nog steeds die Swedish Parts Wholesale
Agoriasdonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 18:17
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18:05:26 Cindy
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
18:05:43 Julien
bonjour
18:05:57 Julien
voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?
18:06:52 Julien
tu ne parler pas francais?
18:07:16 Cindy
Im sorry? do you speak English?
18:07:25 Julien
Don't you speak French?
18:07:43 Cindy
No I dont sorry
18:07:56 Cindy
What is the Part are you looking to purchase?
18:07:56 Julien
My English is very weak
18:08:06 Cindy
Thats okay you can try
18:08:14 Cindy
How may I assist you?
18:08:32 Julien
i'm looking for this black dildo, negro style... can't find it on your site though
18:09:11 Cindy
Im sorry?
18:09:26 Julien
you know
18:09:39 Julien
it's an object that some women put in their vagina
18:09:51 Cindy
I apologize, I am not that familiar with this particular information. I suggest you to check with the local dealer or local mechanic.
18:10:06 Cindy
I see....we dont carry that
18:10:16 Julien
It's a shame, you shoulde!
18:10:25 Julien
well maybe i could use somehting like a shock obsorber
18:10:26 Cindy
is there anything else I can assist you with?
18:10:43 Cindy
I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
18:11:00 Julien
Cindy is a very erotic name you know
18:11:07 Julien
i'm so horny right now
18:12:17 Cindy
Anyway, if I can assist you purchasing a part then i can conitnue with the conversation if not I need to assist other customers
18:12:32 Cindy
Thank you and Goodbye
18:12:33 Julien
sure, just a moment
18:12:37 Julien
let me find a part
18:12:58 Julien
"TM PERFORMANCE GRILLE EMBLEM, NHRA DESIGN, RED AND BLUE -- 5-5/8 X 2-1/4", Billet Aluminum Grille Emblem, Easy To Install, Accents Factory Or Custom Grille"
18:13:12 Cindy
are you purchasing from us?
18:13:16 Julien
ya
18:13:21 Julien
would that fit on my porsche 911?
18:13:32 Cindy
what is the year make and model of the vehicle?
18:13:43 Cindy
and your complete shipping address?
18:13:45 Julien
2008 Agorias
18:14:10 Cindy
where is Agorias?
18:14:11 Julien
500 Executive Blvd.
Suite 102

18:14:16 Julien
its the model
18:14:23 Julien
Ossining, NY 10562

18:14:43 Cindy
what is the Make or Model of Agorias?
18:14:52 Julien
You do know the Porsche Agorias right?
18:15:00 Julien
its their newest model
18:15:37 Cindy
I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
18:16:01 Julien
well then you can suck my salty balls, dum-diddy
18:16:17 Cindy
Thank you and Good bye
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Agoriasdonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 18:55
omg deze is legendarisch

Sam
Harry, are you a nigger or are you just frickin' slow
18:52:45 Harry
Exact Vehicle Year please.
18:52:50 Harry
What ?
18:53:35 Harry
Hold your Word this is professional Chat! this is not the place for RACISIM
18:53:50 Sam
1999
18:54:00 Harry
Your IP Is Tracked IP address country: Netherlands IP address state: Zuid-Holland IP address city: Naaldwijk
18:54:10 Harry
Hold your Word this is professional Chat! this is not the place for RACISIM

ik ben sam .
CYBERCRIMEdonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 19:53
HI EVERYONE. YOU PPL ARE TALKING ABOUT IP CHANGING AND EVERYTHING, I GUESS THE PROOF FROM ALL THE SITE WE HAVE BEEN GETTING ARE TRUE.. THERE'S NOTHING TO PROVE AS WE HAVE TRACED. NOW EVERYONE BE READY TO EAT THE SAME SHIT WHAT YOU WERE DOING TO THE SUPPORT PEOPLE. WHO WANTS TO CHANGE IP AND THEN CHAT AGAIN DO TRY CAUSE THE NEXT MOMENT YOU PPL WILL DEFINITELY BE TREATED VERY WELL BY DUTCH AUTHORITIES. THIS WARNING IS EPECIALLY TO " deepart "

AGAIN A TRANSLATED VERSION OF YOUR SHIT:

Hey iedereen. PPL u praten over IP veranderen en alles, ik denk het bewijs van al de site die we hebben om zijn ware .. Er is niets aan te tonen zoals wij hebben getraceerd. Nu iedereen klaar om te eten dezelfde shit wat je aan het doen was aan de ondersteuning van mensen. Die wil veranderen IP en dan chat weer doen proberen veroorzaken de komende moment dat je PPL zal zeker heel goed worden behandeld door de Nederlandse autoriteiten. Deze waarschuwing EPECIALLY IS OP "deepart"
R-drydonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 20:00
Je scheld met shit

Edit: Hoe doe je trouwens een usericon ?

[ Bericht 21% gewijzigd door R-dry op 26-06-2008 20:19:22 ]
James1988donderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 20:00
quote:
Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 19:53 schreef CYBERCRIME het volgende:
HI EVERYONE. YOU PPL ARE TALKING ABOUT IP CHANGING AND EVERYTHING, I GUESS THE PROOF FROM ALL THE SITE WE HAVE BEEN GETTING ARE TRUE.. THERE'S NOTHING TO PROVE AS WE HAVE TRACED. NOW EVERYONE BE READY TO EAT THE SAME SHIT WHAT YOU WERE DOING TO THE SUPPORT PEOPLE. WHO WANTS TO CHANGE IP AND THEN CHAT AGAIN DO TRY CAUSE THE NEXT MOMENT YOU PPL WILL DEFINITELY BE TREATED VERY WELL BY DUTCH AUTHORITIES. THIS WARNING IS EPECIALLY TO " deepart "

AGAIN A TRANSLATED VERSION OF YOUR SHIT:

Hey iedereen. PPL u praten over IP veranderen en alles, ik denk het bewijs van al de site die we hebben om zijn ware .. Er is niets aan te tonen zoals wij hebben getraceerd. Nu iedereen klaar om te eten dezelfde shit wat je aan het doen was aan de ondersteuning van mensen. Die wil veranderen IP en dan chat weer doen proberen veroorzaken de komende moment dat je PPL zal zeker heel goed worden behandeld door de Nederlandse autoriteiten. Deze waarschuwing EPECIALLY IS OP "deepart"
* James1988 tickles himself.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Not impressed
CYBERCRIMEdonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 20:01
YOU WILL SOON BE IMPRESSED AND LETS SEE WHO"S GONNA BE AFTER YOU PPL KNOW WHOM REALLY YOU ARE PLAYING WITH?
Blackninjadudedonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 20:02
quote:
Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 19:53 schreef CYBERCRIME het volgende:
HI EVERYONE. YOU PPL ARE TALKING ABOUT IP CHANGING AND EVERYTHING, I GUESS THE PROOF FROM ALL THE SITE WE HAVE BEEN GETTING ARE TRUE.. THERE'S NOTHING TO PROVE AS WE HAVE TRACED. NOW EVERYONE BE READY TO EAT THE SAME SHIT WHAT YOU WERE DOING TO THE SUPPORT PEOPLE. WHO WANTS TO CHANGE IP AND THEN CHAT AGAIN DO TRY CAUSE THE NEXT MOMENT YOU PPL WILL DEFINITELY BE TREATED VERY WELL BY DUTCH AUTHORITIES. THIS WARNING IS EPECIALLY TO " deepart "

AGAIN A TRANSLATED VERSION OF YOUR SHIT:

Hey iedereen. PPL u praten over IP veranderen en alles, ik denk het bewijs van al de site die we hebben om zijn ware .. Er is niets aan te tonen zoals wij hebben getraceerd. Nu iedereen klaar om te eten dezelfde shit wat je aan het doen was aan de ondersteuning van mensen. Die wil veranderen IP en dan chat weer doen proberen veroorzaken de komende moment dat je PPL zal zeker heel goed worden behandeld door de Nederlandse autoriteiten. Deze waarschuwing EPECIALLY IS OP "deepart"
Als je iets te klagen hebt ga je maar naar KLB
CYBERCRIMEdonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 20:03
YOU PLL BETTER NOTE WHAT YOU SEE DOWN
Je IP-adres is XXX.XXX.XXX Bij misbruik van dit forum kunnen we je provider op de hoogte stellen.
In geval van illegale praktijken verlenen wij volledige medewerking aan justitie.
James1988donderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 20:03
quote:
Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 20:01 schreef CYBERCRIME het volgende:
YOU WILL SOON BE IMPRESSED AND LETS SEE WHO"S GONNA BE AFTER YOU PPL KNOW WHOM REALLY YOU ARE PLAYING WITH?
Come and get me.
CYBERCRIMEdonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 20:04
GREAT!!!!!
James1988donderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 20:06
quote:
Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 20:03 schreef CYBERCRIME het volgende:
YOU PLL BETTER NOTE WHAT YOU SEE DOWN
Je IP-adres is XXX.XXX.XXX Bij misbruik van dit forum kunnen we je provider op de hoogte stellen.
In geval van illegale praktijken verlenen wij volledige medewerking aan justitie.
Translated:

You are a pile of shit. Your mother is so fat she sucks cocks in hell. You am wearing a pink tutu.
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Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 20:04 schreef CYBERCRIME het volgende:
GREAT!!!!!
Yes.
eQuaLdonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 20:07
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Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 20:04 schreef CYBERCRIME het volgende:
GREAT!!!!!
please die hard

love
Nodachidonderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 20:07
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Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 19:53 schreef CYBERCRIME het volgende:
HI EVERYONE. YOU PPL ARE TALKING ABOUT IP CHANGING AND EVERYTHING, I GUESS THE PROOF FROM ALL THE SITE WE HAVE BEEN GETTING ARE TRUE.. THERE'S NOTHING TO PROVE AS WE HAVE TRACED. NOW EVERYONE BE READY TO EAT THE SAME SHIT WHAT YOU WERE DOING TO THE SUPPORT PEOPLE. WHO WANTS TO CHANGE IP AND THEN CHAT AGAIN DO TRY CAUSE THE NEXT MOMENT YOU PPL WILL DEFINITELY BE TREATED VERY WELL BY DUTCH AUTHORITIES. THIS WARNING IS EPECIALLY TO " deepart "

AGAIN A TRANSLATED VERSION OF YOUR SHIT:

Hey iedereen. PPL u praten over IP veranderen en alles, ik denk het bewijs van al de site die we hebben om zijn ware .. Er is niets aan te tonen zoals wij hebben getraceerd. Nu iedereen klaar om te eten dezelfde shit wat je aan het doen was aan de ondersteuning van mensen. Die wil veranderen IP en dan chat weer doen proberen veroorzaken de komende moment dat je PPL zal zeker heel goed worden behandeld door de Nederlandse autoriteiten. Deze waarschuwing EPECIALLY IS OP "deepart"
OH NOES!
James1988donderdag 26 juni 2008 @ 20:08
Lapo.


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