This is a visual joke, so imagine:
Stick out your tongue straight in front of you. Ask: "what's this?"
Answer: "A lesbian with a hard on".
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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and the other to write a folk song about it.
How many kinky lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - they'll check for the darkroom.
Again: how many lesbians does it take to... ya know what I mean?
Four. One to change it and three to organize the potluck.
Seven. One to change it, three to organise the potluck, and three to film an empowering documentary.
Eight. One to change it, three to organize the potluck, three to film an empowering documentary, and one to write a folksong about the experience.
This could go on...
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How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you have decided to look beyond the imperfections